So it seems that Chi-Town aims to floatA low-tech venture to avoid budgetary bloatThe economic morass,Of quickly trimming the grass,Will give new meaning to "getting one's goat".
Sybarite: I have three billy goats, but their personalities are a little abrasive.
tarheel07: I assume they wouldn't opt for the fainting variety. They wouldn't get much grazing done with the constant roar of jet engines. But the cuteness would be well worth it.
uncleacid: If the goats get out of hand who you gonna call. Goat Busters.
sallys: [www.joke-portal.com image 432x551]Need not be mountain.
Isildur: Oh, I know this great goats-themed website they should check out. It's called ***Redacted. User was banned for this post.***
Superjew: FTFA: "She says the area is outside the security fence, so there's no danger of goats straying onto the runways."Sounds to me like somebody doesn't know goats.
LordOfThePings: Remember when Jim Breuer was famous? No, neither do I.
Oznog: I had a funny idea and spent like a minute googling- "hey, can I get a GOAT instead of a lawnmower?"Actually, in Austin, Tx, you CAN. You can keep a goat in a residential area, provided certain criteria are met. I might be able to meet them. Not saying it's a good idea, but it was funny to see that it might be possible.Hey, we have the Texas Fainting Goats here. You can have endless fun making them fall over...
shirtsbyeric: They have to be Democrats, Union Members and open to bribes.
utsagrad123: I've said for years that the shadow government already has scaregoat-related disinfo hypnology.
ScotterOtter: I see goats eating the dead vegetation at the San Jose airport all the time./All the time, meaning once
Indubitably: shirtsbyeric: They have to be Democrats, Union Members and open to bribes.Your labels defeat you.
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