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2012-09-14 11:24:03 AM  
Evoking memories of Diana: Kate makes first visit to mosque - and wears veil and attire like her mother-in-law wore 20 years earlier

Kate has boobs, evokes memories of her dead mother-in-law.
 
2012-09-14 11:31:36 AM  
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait!

Topless photos? WHAR???
 
2012-09-14 11:42:40 AM  

Shostie: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait!

Topless photos? WHAR???


Egotastic link further down the page. Super grainy paparazzi telephoto pictures taken from halfway across the galaxy. Nothing to be excited about.
 
2012-09-14 11:42:49 AM  

Shostie: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait!

Topless photos? WHAR???


Link to links which may be NSFW
 
2012-09-14 11:51:44 AM  
Are the spectacular?

/if that's a babby bump she's been sporting
//those tittays are gonna get big
 
2012-09-14 11:57:09 AM  
Will you look at that, pantyhose. Class! Now where's the tits?
 
2012-09-14 11:57:16 AM  
IF there were only some way to prevent people from taking topless photos of you.
Some way to wear a top while outdoors.

You could make a fortune selling such an item. I wonder if it is too late to patent the idea!!
 
2012-09-14 12:20:16 PM  

namatad: IF there were only some way to prevent people from taking topless photos of you.
Some way to wear a top while outdoors.

You could make a fortune selling such an item. I wonder if it is too late to patent the idea!!


I'm thinking, whatever it is, it may need to be in the shape of a "T"...
 
2012-09-14 12:22:17 PM  
not overcompensating, just being respectful of the Muslim environment.
 
2012-09-14 12:23:38 PM  
ZOMG KATE IZ A SEEKRIT MUSLIN!
 
2012-09-14 12:23:54 PM  
She's really pretty in my opinion.
 
2012-09-14 12:24:03 PM  
Dammed royals! I go out into my own backyard without any pants on and everybody covers their eyes and the cops show up again.
 
2012-09-14 12:24:13 PM  
Here's an ASCII impression of her tits:

[.][.]
 
2012-09-14 12:24:34 PM  
f*ck, I'm forever thinking this princess whore is that big tits no hips model.
 
2012-09-14 12:24:58 PM  
She has ugly feet.
 
2012-09-14 12:28:01 PM  

Flab: Shostie: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait!

Topless photos? WHAR???

Egotastic link further down the page. Super grainy paparazzi telephoto pictures taken from halfway across the galaxy. Nothing to be excited about.


Quick, someone run that through the NSA's spy satellite image enhancement software.
 
2012-09-14 12:28:09 PM  

Buttknuckle: She's really pretty in my opinion.


I know. William did really, really well. From what I hear, she's good through and through.
 
2012-09-14 12:28:45 PM  

Badgers: Here's an ASCII impression of her tits:

[.][.]


That is a surprisingly lifelike representation, too.
 
2012-09-14 12:34:04 PM  

wotthefark: She has ugly feet.


They're not amazing, but they're not hideous, either. Her fantastic legs more than make up for it.
 
2012-09-14 12:34:34 PM  
This is horrible. No Farkers have posted a good link? Let me say again, horrible...
 
2012-09-14 12:35:49 PM  
Mein gott in heimel! (practically exhausted my knowledge of the German language there)
She is female AND she has breasts? Who'd have thunk it?
 
2012-09-14 12:37:47 PM  
Nice little boobs, more interested in dat ass !
 
2012-09-14 12:38:48 PM  
Ooh, you can see her ankles and her toes!

Isn't that just, just, . . . brazen, . . .provocative, . . . hot, I mean, shameless?!
Degenerate Western morals....
 
2012-09-14 12:39:37 PM  
Everytime I see "Kate Middleton", I think "Kate Upton." So I didn't really get a kick out of these pics.

/Waiting for "Kate Downton"
//amirite?!!
 
2012-09-14 12:39:41 PM  
Who is Kate Middleton?

Was she one of the Spice Girls?
 
2012-09-14 12:48:19 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
</hot like a princess>
"Help me, Obi Wan! You're my only hope."
 
2012-09-14 12:48:45 PM  

basemetal: Are the spectacular?

/if that's a babby bump she's been sporting
//those tittays are gonna get big


Tempest in a teacup, really. Frankly, given her general leanness, there's a bit more there than I would've expected. Good on you, Wills, for Duchess Perky.
 
2012-09-14 12:51:14 PM  

wotthefark: She has ugly feet I am gay.



;-p
 
2012-09-14 12:51:21 PM  
Quentin Tarantino has already bookmarked the article.
 
2012-09-14 12:52:57 PM  
She's cute. There's no denying that. If she were at the Cotton Bowl on the day of the OU-Texas game, I bet she'd be in the top 1,000.
 
2012-09-14 12:53:30 PM  
After close inspection, I have concluded she must GTFO.
 
2012-09-14 12:56:42 PM  
i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-09-14 12:58:11 PM  
Rectify the fault.
 
2012-09-14 12:58:24 PM  

PsyLord: Quick, someone run that through the NSA's spy satellite image enhancement software.


i283.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-14 01:06:49 PM  

wotthefark: She has ugly feet.


Yeah, but huge areolas.
 
2012-09-14 01:10:35 PM  
She's showing her knees like a godless whore.

/likes godless whores
 
2012-09-14 01:11:34 PM  
I think the article needed more pictures.
 
2012-09-14 01:11:40 PM  

indarwinsshadow: wotthefark: She has ugly feet.

Yeah, but huge areolas.


They are at least 3 or 4 pixels wide.
 
2012-09-14 01:17:35 PM  
Where are the boobies, I want pictures
 
2012-09-14 01:21:53 PM  
Weak topless thread.
 
2012-09-14 01:23:32 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

She's got a nicer ass then her sister
 
2012-09-14 01:41:02 PM  
OMG. I saw her nipples. Not only am I scarred for life, but I am no longer firm in my belief that the British nobility are better than us commoners.

This could be the end of the Monarchy. I mean, who knew they had nipples?
 
2012-09-14 01:45:42 PM  
Hmmm....I must pontificate this link and potential links to the photos at a later time. One when I might not be at a place of work.

/not a bookmark.
 
2012-09-14 01:46:16 PM  

Buttknuckle: She's really pretty in my opinion.


Seconded - and I LOL'd when I saw a headline about Shocker, Kate Middleton toplees, has nipples.

Frankly, I don't care if I see the pics - she is a gorgeous woman, and clothes on can be sexier than nudity, IMHO.
 
2012-09-14 01:48:50 PM  
Aww come on. Royal or not those are not impressive tetas.
 
2012-09-14 01:53:12 PM  
And people laughed at me when I bought my Canon 800mm lens and several extenders. Who is laughing now, eh?

/I'm rich biatch
//my impression of the paparazzi
 
2012-09-14 02:02:14 PM  
http://www.tmz.com/2012/09/04/prince-philip-naked-penis-upskirt-kilt/
 
2012-09-14 02:12:31 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x606]

She's got a nicer ass then her sister


Yeah baby...DAT ASS~!
 
2012-09-14 02:18:18 PM  

falconerga: http://www.tmz.com/2012/09/04/prince-philip-naked-penis-upskirt-kilt /


*spoiler alert*
 
2012-09-14 02:18:52 PM  
I misread this as Kate Upton. I am so disappoint.
 
2012-09-14 02:20:28 PM  

booger42: Frankly, I don't care if I see the pics - she is a gorgeous woman, and clothes on can be sexier than nudity, IMHO.


www.maniacworld.com

A woman can be irresistibly sexy without looking slutty.
 
2012-09-14 02:31:32 PM  

Elzar: Shostie: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait!

Topless photos? WHAR???

Link to links which may be NSFW


i.imgur.com

Move along. Nothing to see.
 
2012-09-14 02:32:18 PM  
You know, for someone who's supposedly trying to compensate for the exposure of her tay-tays, we came damn close to getting an upskirt with those mosque pics.
 
2012-09-14 02:37:59 PM  

Noekken: Ooh, you can see her ankles and her toes!

Isn't that just, just, . . . brazen, . . .provocative, . . . hot, I mean, shameless?!
Degenerate Western morals....


i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-09-14 02:57:43 PM  
 
2012-09-14 03:11:48 PM  
Here's a SFW version for everyone:

cdn.sheknows.com

/Meh indeed
 
2012-09-14 03:29:18 PM  

Turbozutek: Here's a SFW version for everyone:


You know what they say, you've seen one pair of boobies...you wanna see 'em all.
 
2012-09-14 03:37:25 PM  
I got all excited but then I remembered that Kate Middleton is not Kate Upton.
 
Nib
2012-09-14 03:58:10 PM  
NSFW - Nothing special either

http://www.duchessofhackney.com/tag/top-less/
 
2012-09-14 04:12:57 PM  

Elzar: Shostie: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait!

Topless photos? WHAR???

Link to links which may be NSFW


==============

While your computer knowledge may be above most, your links sucked. Nib did a much better job.

/smaller boobs are always better, unless you like them hanging to the belly button when they are 40
//and they are not that small
///angry fist of god
 
2012-09-14 04:39:19 PM  

MrBallou: OMG. I saw her nipples. Not only am I scarred for life, but I am no longer firm in my belief that the British nobility are better than us commoners.

This could be the end of the Monarchy. I mean, who knew they had nipples?


She's a commoner.
 
2012-09-14 04:42:02 PM  
Her areolas are rather dark for someone who's never had kids... Waitaminit! She's pregnant!!!1!

/YHIHF
 
2012-09-14 04:56:07 PM  
Every time I see Kate now all I can think about is BOOOOBIES
 
2012-09-14 04:58:51 PM  
I know - they're just boobs (realizing that boobs are awesome and all that) and that she has no reason to be ashamed or embarrassed. But you know, I wish I hadn't looked at the pictures. I think the photographer is a thief, and by looking, so am I.
 
2012-09-14 06:11:08 PM  

rattchett: I know - they're just boobs (realizing that boobs are awesome and all that) and that she has no reason to be ashamed or embarrassed. But you know, I wish I hadn't looked at the pictures. I think the photographer is a thief, and by looking, so am I.


After Queen Victoria did a quick upskirt flash to the House of Lords in 1892, you'd think nothing would be off limits.
 
2012-09-14 06:46:52 PM  
WOW she is beautiful.
 
2012-09-14 07:10:12 PM  

rattchett: I know - they're just boobs (realizing that boobs are awesome and all that) and that she has no reason to be ashamed or embarrassed. But you know, I wish I hadn't looked at the pictures. I think the photographer is a thief, and by looking, so am I.


No you're not. The stalking "paps" that take these pics are parasites. Though they wouldn't bother if magazines (aka the moronic public that pays for those magazines) didn't pay top dollar for them. Also, it's not hard to go through life without being in the position of being photographed nude while outside, as many others have done so.
 
2012-09-14 08:36:21 PM  

rattchett: I know - they're just boobs (realizing that boobs are awesome and all that) and that she has no reason to be ashamed or embarrassed. But you know, I wish I hadn't looked at the pictures. I think the photographer is a thief, and by looking, so am I.


I felt the same way, but curiosity got the better of me. To be honest, it is actually a very sweet photo, her and Will seem to be simply enjoying some sun and each other like newly weds should. They just happen to not be bothering with shirt, big deal. If I still didn't have scarring from my reconstruction and augmentation that I'm sensitive of, I'd do it myself if I was tanning in that environment where nudity is allowable culturally. I think some of their concern is the old guard prudes. Most of the younger generation is not going to give to fark that the world saw her tatas. For the old bats - topless = slut, regardless of the circumstances. Luckily so far everyone is treating this like Henry's little vegas peep show - young people acting like young people.
 
2012-09-14 08:43:32 PM  

queen biatch of the universe: rattchett: I know - they're just boobs (realizing that boobs are awesome and all that) and that she has no reason to be ashamed or embarrassed. But you know, I wish I hadn't looked at the pictures. I think the photographer is a thief, and by looking, so am I.

I felt the same way, but curiosity got the better of me. To be honest, it is actually a very sweet photo, her and Will seem to be simply enjoying some sun and each other like newly weds should. They just happen to not be bothering with shirt, big deal. If I still didn't have scarring from my reconstruction and augmentation that I'm sensitive of, I'd do it myself if I was tanning in that environment where nudity is allowable culturally. I think some of their concern is the old guard prudes. Most of the younger generation is not going to give to fark that the world saw her tatas. For the old bats - topless = slut, regardless of the circumstances. Luckily so far everyone is treating this like Henry's little vegas peep show - young people acting like young people.


Nobody cares about your boobs, AW.
 
2012-09-14 08:46:38 PM  

Rwa2play: booger42: Frankly, I don't care if I see the pics - she is a gorgeous woman, and clothes on can be sexier than nudity, IMHO.

[www.maniacworld.com image 468x458]

A woman can be irresistibly sexy without looking slutty.


(fist bumps screen) Amen brother!
 
2012-09-14 08:54:35 PM  

Noekken: Ooh, you can see her ankles and her toes!

Isn't that just, just, . . . brazen, . . .provocative, . . . hot, I mean, shameless?!
Degenerate Western morals....


Rule 34
 
2012-09-14 09:13:42 PM  

wotthefark: feet


Feet and the rest are just fine.

image (pops)
 
BC
2012-09-14 09:19:40 PM  

Rwa2play:
A woman can be irresistibly sexy without looking slutty.


Indeed.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-14 09:28:54 PM  
I don't want to see Kate's bosom. i want to see her bent over with a huge thingy plowing in and out of her backside and the lovely after creampie
 
2012-09-14 09:43:43 PM  

NeoBad: I don't want to see Kate's bosom. i want to see her bent over with a huge thingy plowing in and out of her backside and the lovely after creampie


www.celebridoodle.com
 
2012-09-15 12:07:15 AM  

Flab: MrBallou: OMG. I saw her nipples. Not only am I scarred for life, but I am no longer firm in my belief that the British nobility are better than us commoners.

This could be the end of the Monarchy. I mean, who knew they had nipples?

She's a commoner.


Oh. Well, never mind. Monarchy intact. Up the Yanks and all that.
 
2012-09-15 12:10:08 AM  

Elzar: Shostie: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait!

Topless photos? WHAR???

Link to links which may be NSFW


i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-15 01:30:02 AM  

IAMTHEINTARWEBS: WOW she is beautiful.


i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-09-15 02:20:43 AM  
She does have an amazing ass.

/might want to keep her top on in the future.
 
2012-09-15 08:53:40 AM  
NSFW

Not very impressive (due to image quality) but I'm old and have fapped to worse.

Not hotlinking. Copy/paste.

http://egotastic.com/photos/kate-middleton-topless-in-closer-magazine / kate-middleton-topless-closer-05/full-size/

Again, very NSFW and difficult to link to as I have a modicum of respect for the Royal Family though that respect is disappearing.
 
2012-09-15 01:12:52 PM  
Did Duchess Kate actually think she could go anywhere on the planet and NOT be photographed?

+ beauty
- brains
 
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