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(Daily Mail)   In a bid to show that Christians are as insecure about their faith at Muslims, creationists attack Dr. Pepper over evolution parody ad. "I ain't no freakin' chimp"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 444
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2012-09-14 08:21:34 AM
Why is it that the more creationists talk, the more they kind of prove that higher intelligence hasn't evolved?
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-09-14 08:26:06 AM
Fundies are fundies.
 
2012-09-14 08:39:49 AM
Dr. Pepper died when it stopped being bottled in Dublin, TX. Screw you Dr. Pepper.
 
2012-09-14 08:41:57 AM
Eh, that's more of a Prometheus themed ad instead of evolution. Primate finds mysterious beverage. Primate drinks mysterious beverage. Primate unlocks his genetic potential and mutates into a douchebag who drinks his Dr. Pepper at a forty-five degree angle.
 
2012-09-14 08:52:43 AM
The ad is wrong. If any organism began to consume Dr. Pepper as a part of it's regular diet, it would eventually have to return to the water to support it's enormous, blubber-bloated body.
 
2012-09-14 09:16:22 AM
Chimp descendants say the strangest things.
 
2012-09-14 09:25:56 AM
www.theistic-evolution.com

Look at all those missing links in between the skulls the heathen scientist dug up.
 
2012-09-14 09:28:19 AM

swaniefrmreddeer: [www.theistic-evolution.com image 850x400]

Look at all those missing links in between the skulls the heathen scientist dug up.


Satan planted all those fake skulls in the ground to try to deceive Christians.
 
2012-09-14 09:32:40 AM

swaniefrmreddeer: [www.theistic-evolution.com image 850x400]

Look at all those missing links in between the skulls the heathen scientist dug up.


But, your list only goes to... "N" How come it doesn't go all the way to "Z"?

Because, Jesus! That's why, evolutofascist!
 
2012-09-14 09:33:49 AM

kid_icarus: swaniefrmreddeer: [www.theistic-evolution.com image 850x400]

Look at all those missing links in between the skulls the heathen scientist dug up.

Satan planted all those fake skulls in the ground to try to deceive Christians.


scienceblogs.com

Amen, brother.
 
2012-09-14 09:38:14 AM

kid_icarus: The ad is wrong. If any organism began to consume Dr. Pepper as a part of it's regular diet, it would eventually have to return to the water to support it's enormous, blubber-bloated body.


Your explanation for the existence of cetaceans is fascinating.
 
2012-09-14 09:41:49 AM

beantowndog: Chimp descendants say the strangest things.


As a staunch believer in evolution, I do feel it necessary to point something out - humans did not descend from chimps. We share common ancestry.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-09-14 09:45:29 AM

swaniefrmreddeer: [www.theistic-evolution.com image 850x400]

Look at all those missing links in between the skulls the heathen scientist dug up.


swaniefrmreddeer: [www.theistic-evolution.com image 850x400]

Look at all those missing links in between the skulls the heathen scientist dug up.


I went to high school with E. I was wondering what happened to him.
 
2012-09-14 10:05:49 AM

Nabb1: beantowndog: Chimp descendants say the strangest things.

As a staunch believer in evolution, I do feel it necessary to point something out - humans did not descend from chimps. We share common ancestry.


Yeah, you just explained why I usually tune out evolution-deniers/creationists after their first sentence or two. If you don't even understand the very basics of evolutionary science, I'm not going to bother listening to your ignorant ass trying to debunk it.
 
2012-09-14 10:15:48 AM
They have no problem saying they are a pepper, but suggesting evolution is no good
 
2012-09-14 10:22:16 AM
Yup. I hear they're storming the Dr Pepper bottling plant right now...breaking news is that they are tearing down the Pepper flag and beating their CEOs to death...
 
2012-09-14 10:24:26 AM
There's no damn period after Dr in Dr Pepper, you heathen.
 
2012-09-14 10:24:55 AM
I heard that Dr. Pepper is also creating cans that have the pledge of allegiance on the, but without 'under God'!
 
2012-09-14 10:26:01 AM
Big difference is; Christians are not going to storm Dr Pepper headquarters and kill the CEO.
 
2012-09-14 10:26:12 AM
Invoking Poe's law in 3, 2, 1...
 
2012-09-14 10:27:15 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Big difference is; Christians are not going to storm Dr Pepper headquarters and kill the CEO.


At least in the US, that's true.
 
2012-09-14 10:27:16 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Big difference is; Christians are not going to storm Dr Pepper headquarters and kill the CEO.


Or what gopher321, if I would have bothered to read all the comments
 
2012-09-14 10:28:00 AM
Of course, "attack" in the Christian sense isn't the same as "attack" in the Muslim sense of the word.
 
2012-09-14 10:28:01 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Big difference is; Christians are not going to storm Dr Pepper headquarters and kill the CEO.


theyll just settle with bombing an abortion clinic and shooting some amish or sihks or something.
 
2012-09-14 10:28:21 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost


Big difference is; Christians are not going to storm Dr Pepper headquarters and kill the CEO.


No, they'll claim he's not a real doctor and will demand to see his med school records. 

Instead of taking them on faith.
 
2012-09-14 10:28:25 AM
Fark, it's like reddit, but a day later
 
2012-09-14 10:28:38 AM
I hate the be the one who defends these asshats, but they haven't killed any ambassadors.

Yet.
 
2012-09-14 10:29:51 AM

Sgt Stubby: Wake me up when hoards of Christians start rioting around the world, destroying property and killing people as a result of this.

Yawn...


Everyone knows that it's Cheerwine and not Dr. Pepper that triggers the riot gene in Christians

/"Hey, can I have a Cherry Coke?"
//"Sorry, we don't have Cherry Coke. But we have Cheerwine."
///"CHEERWINE!" *flips table and torches the drapes*
 
2012-09-14 10:30:19 AM

Sgt Stubby: Wake me up when hoards of Christians start rioting around the world, destroying property and killing people as a result of this.

Yawn...


Bombing abortion clinics and burning down mosques doesn't count, right?
 
2012-09-14 10:30:34 AM

kid_icarus: Nabb1: beantowndog: Chimp descendants say the strangest things.

As a staunch believer in evolution, I do feel it necessary to point something out - humans did not descend from chimps. We share common ancestry.

Yeah, you just explained why I usually tune out evolution-deniers/creationists after their first sentence or two. If you don't even understand the very basics of evolutionary science, I'm not going to bother listening to your ignorant ass trying to debunk it.


If the basics would stop being changed every five years or so, more people might just "go along" for the giggles. As it is now, just isn't funny. Right now it soooo much easier to believe the fantasy that we evolved from goo, or monkeys, or fish, or whatever, than it is to believe the other fantasy that a higher being created it all.

In the last decade or so, both sides make themselves look and sound like a bunch of clowns.
 
2012-09-14 10:30:45 AM
I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm plenty secure in my faith @ Muslims, and Christian is my middle name.
 
2012-09-14 10:30:57 AM
Dr Pepper comes in bottles and cans.
 
2012-09-14 10:31:40 AM

itsfullofstars: Fark, it's like reddit, but a day later


Reddit, its like smug, but with an ugly layout.
 
2012-09-14 10:32:25 AM

Sgt Stubby


Wake me up when hoards of Christians


Wake me when people learn the difference between "hoard" and "horde".
 
2012-09-14 10:33:05 AM

Gestankfaust: kid_icarus: Nabb1: beantowndog: Chimp descendants say the strangest things.

As a staunch believer in evolution, I do feel it necessary to point something out - humans did not descend from chimps. We share common ancestry.

Yeah, you just explained why I usually tune out evolution-deniers/creationists after their first sentence or two. If you don't even understand the very basics of evolutionary science, I'm not going to bother listening to your ignorant ass trying to debunk it.

If the basics would stop being changed every five years or so, more people might just "go along" for the giggles. As it is now, just isn't funny. Right now it soooo much easier to believe the fantasy that we evolved from goo, or monkeys, or fish, or whatever, than it is to believe the other fantasy that a higher being created it all.

In the last decade or so, both sides make themselves look and sound like a bunch of clowns.


OK. We're waiting.....................
 
2012-09-14 10:33:17 AM

MSFT: Sgt Stubby: Wake me up when hoards of Christians start rioting around the world, destroying property and killing people as a result of this.

Yawn...

Bombing abortion clinics and burning down mosques doesn't count, right?


they did that in response to an ad?! That's even more farked up!
 
2012-09-14 10:33:18 AM

MSFT: Sgt Stubby: Wake me up when hoards of Christians start rioting around the world, destroying property and killing people as a result of this.

Yawn...

Bombing abortion clinics and burning down mosques doesn't count, right?


Those acts are usually the result of one or two morons.
 
2012-09-14 10:34:09 AM
Wait, all they did was post angry comments on facebook?

Amateurs. What they should have done was burn down a Dr. Pepper bottling plant and kill a couple people. Then it would've been the company's fault for insulting their faith.
 
2012-09-14 10:34:18 AM

vpb: swaniefrmreddeer: [www.theistic-evolution.com image 850x400]

Look at all those missing links in between the skulls the heathen scientist dug up.

swaniefrmreddeer: [www.theistic-evolution.com image 850x400]

Look at all those missing links in between the skulls the heathen scientist dug up.

I went to high school with E. I was wondering what happened to him.


I think one of his descendants is now a member of Congress.
 
2012-09-14 10:34:21 AM

gopher321: Yup. I hear they're storming the Dr Pepper bottling plant right now...breaking news is that they are tearing down the Pepper flag and beating their CEOs to death...


Gazing past the sarcasm, you're saying that Creationists are stupid, intolerant AND pussies?
 
2012-09-14 10:35:03 AM
Man, I wish people who quit monkeying around...
 
2012-09-14 10:35:32 AM
Wait .. if it's a parody, why don't the silly creationists believe that they're making fun of evolution, instead?

Instead of causing a ruckus, can't the argument be made that it's saying "Haha! stick it to the evolutionists who believe Dr. Pepper can make men from apes. Haha!"?

I've always wondered why some people's default state seems permanently set to 'offended', this way.
 
2012-09-14 10:35:34 AM
The last time I was insecure in my faith at a Muslin, they had every right to get pissed off, I reckon. But I had to - I was drunk.
 
2012-09-14 10:35:40 AM

MSFT: Sgt Stubby: Wake me up when hoards of Christians start rioting around the world, destroying property and killing people as a result of this.

Yawn...

Bombing abortion clinics and burning down mosques doesn't count, right?


I'm an Atheist, but you cannot compare a few isolated incidents over 25 years of 1 idiot shooting an abortion doctor or bombing a clinic against countries where the majority of the people are committing violence and murder. If you read what you replied to, he said "hoards". Show me hoards, where are the hoards?

It's a percentage thing. But you're not smart enough to grasp that.
 
2012-09-14 10:35:42 AM

wippit: Man, I wish people who would quit monkeying around...


FTFM.
A chimp on a typewriter can do better than I can,
 
2012-09-14 10:35:42 AM

itsfullofstars: Fark, it's like reddit, but a day later


Then go back to f*cking Reddit, dickface.

F*cking hell...
 
2012-09-14 10:36:13 AM
I had some fun trolling that thread yeasterday. I kept posting the "retarded... Peter Griffin...Creationists" jpg. It basically sums up everything you need to know about Creationism.
 
2012-09-14 10:36:43 AM
Has anyone noticed that the ad also completely avoids affirming that Jerusalem is the capital of Israel?

How much more of this liberalism must we allow to creep into our lives before we act?
 
2012-09-14 10:36:48 AM

theorellior: I had some fun trolling that thread yeasterday. I kept posting the "retarded... Peter Griffin...Creationists" jpg. It basically sums up everything you need to know about Creationism.


Just shoot me in the head, why don't you...
 
2012-09-14 10:36:59 AM
Negative angry comments is truly the same as murder, riot, and mayhem.
One or two in a thousand on one side, a hundred per thousand on the other. Either way it's not the majority, but only a fool would say that Islam doesn't have a major problem entering the modern age.
Hell, Christianity has a problem entering the modern age, Islam is having a crisis.
 
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