Good grief. This is the ultra conservative project Glen Beck has been squawking about all week.

"The old-fashioned melodrama about a small-town mayor's fight to put the Christ back in Christmas - and to drag the town's mothballed angel ornaments back into the public square - plays squarely to folks who feel that Christians today are persecuted.

As its hero states, with little evidence other than a clip of Bill O'Reilly decrying the separation of church and state, "For a long time, people have been trying to pass laws to get rid of Christmas altogether." The Grinch in this case is a cigar-smoking heavy from an ACLU-like, Washington-based advocacy group, played with lip-curling malevolence by Fred Williamson."


Oh, that's hilarious.

Sybarite: played with lip-curling malevolence by Fred Williamson.

As in Fred "the Hammer" Williamson? Wow.

Any movie with a 66 point differential between the liberal media critics and the movie-going public has got to be a winner!

Last Ounce of Courage is the story of a grieving father inspired by his grandson to take a stand for faith and freedom against a tide of apathy and vanishing liberty. Alongside fellow citizens of courage, faith, and integrity, he is a champion for the cherished principles we the people hold dear. A tale of family bonds and free expression, the film seeks to encourage all Americans to take a stand and raise their voices in support of their beliefs. Last Ounce of Courage and Veritas are proud to partner with StandUSA, an online community for American values, in standing up for the ideals of faith, family, and freedom in a pivotal time for our country. StandUSA, along with its partners and affiliates, encourages all Americans to take the inspirational message of the film to heart and let it spur them to raise their voices in support of freedom.

This is an astoundingly vague blurb. This movie could be about anything.

The Passionn of the Christ taught movie makers that churches will spend tithe money on pro- religious movies. Enough to make a tidy profit in low budget films.

The sheer volume of what I like to call "eyebrow acting" -- in which thespian intensity is directly proportional to the angle and depth of one's forehead furrows -- is staggering. 

lol

sigdiamond2000: This is an astoundingly vague blurb. This movie could be about anything.

What they think it means:



What it looks like to everyone else:

You wanna know how bad this is?

Even the new Resident Evil has a better percentage, and the only way they would get me to see that would be a Director's Cut DVD release where Milla does the whole movie nude.

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: sigdiamond2000: This is an astoundingly vague blurb. This movie could be about anything.

What they think it means:

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What it looks like to everyone else:

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Obama's "watch out we've got a badass over here" hands make me giggle every time I see that pic.

stpauler: Last Ounce of Courage sounds like a gay pr)n title. I would love to see some movie posters for that.

GIS one of the lead actors, Rusty Joiner.

scottydoesntknow: You wanna know how bad this is?

Even the new Resident Evil has a better percentage, and the only way they would get me to see that would be a Director's Cut DVD release where Milla does the whole movie nude.


Epic Movie has a better tomatometer score

God Is My Co-Pirate: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: sigdiamond2000: This is an astoundingly vague blurb. This movie could be about anything.

What they think it means:

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What it looks like to everyone else:

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Obama's "watch out we've got a badass over here" hands make me giggle every time I see that pic.

Same. Is that supposed to be George W. Bush behind his left shoulder?

Did we already learn this with "Passion of the Christ"?

God Is My Co-Pirate: Obama's "watch out we've got a badass over here" hands make me giggle every time I see that pic.



I'm partial to whatever the hell is going on with Woodrow Wilson.

miss diminutive: Same. Is that supposed to be George W. Bush behind his left shoulder?

maybe. or Teddy Kennedy. And what about his right? JFK?

Diogenes: stpauler: Last Ounce of Courage sounds like a gay pr)n title. I would love to see some movie posters for that.

GIS one of the lead actors, Rusty Joiner.


Too lazy. "Rusty Joiner"? What this porn star's real name?

The Stealth Hippopotamus: maybe. or Teddy Kennedy. And what about his right? JFK?

From left to right:

Lincoln, Reagan, Washington, a Born Again Thomas Jefferson, JFK doing his best "Hey guys what's going on here?", LBJ, George W. Bush, Barack "watch out we got a badass over here" Obama, Bill "sad panda" Clinton, Woodrow Wilson who just saw a ghost, and FDR brown-bagging it as he walks to work, free of polio.

Public funds used to display Christian imagery: Religious freedom.
Calls to stop private citizens from building a mosque: Even more religious freedom.

/this is what the Tea Party actually believes

I saw an ad for this. It didn't tell me what it was about but it looked like porno grade acting in soap opera lighting and frame rate. It'll make at least $50 mill.

What's with all these shiatty conservative movies of late? Leave the filmmaking to the Godless liberal Hollyweird. We found something else conservatives suck at.

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: The Stealth Hippopotamus: maybe. or Teddy Kennedy. And what about his right? JFK?

From left to right:

Lincoln, Reagan, Washington, a Born Again Thomas Jefferson, JFK doing his best "Hey guys what's going on here?", LBJ, George W. Bush, Barack "watch out we got a badass over here" Obama, Bill "sad panda" Clinton, Woodrow Wilson who just saw a ghost, and FDR brown-bagging it as he walks to work, free of polio.

Thanks. I wonder who is behind the constitution? (I assume it's the constitution that he's holding up)

Also, he lumped Bush in with Obama, FDR, and LBJ?

miss diminutive: Thanks. I wonder who is behind the constitution? (I assume it's the constitution that he's holding up)

Joe the Plumber.

If that anti-masturbation movie made a ton of money, this will do fine.

Coco LaFemme: Bush is a RINO now.

You sign into law the largest increase to the welfare state since it began you dont get to call yourself a conservative. Compassionate or otherwise. And I don't care if it is the only government program that has come in under cost. It's still costs billions

My local theater is showing this tripe yet not showing 'The Master'. I am not amused.

The Stealth Hippopotamus: You sign into law the largest increase to the welfare state since it began you dont get to call yourself a conservative.

You referring to Ronald Reagan's earned income tax credit?

Coco LaFemme: The only way I'd see this movie would be if Bill Gates cut me a check for half his personal fortune.

I'm changing jobs in the National Guard, so I'm at a training base. It is full of non-prior service recruits right out of boot camp, who have almost no privileges, even off-duty They've been trying to give away tickets to this thing away all week. The kids decided it would be more fun to sit in their barracks and study UNIX commands.

Sgt Otter: Coco LaFemme: The only way I'd see this movie would be if Bill Gates cut me a check for half his personal fortune.

I'm changing jobs in the National Guard, so I'm at a training base. It is full of non-prior service recruits right out of boot camp, who have almost no privileges, even off-duty They've been trying to give away tickets to this thing away all week. The kids decided it would be more fun to sit in their barracks and study UNIX commands.

Old and Busted: derp

New Hotness: grep

I like the review that gave it the "Chuck Norris Seal of Approval."

I wonder what such a thing would look like?

give me doughnuts: I like the review that gave it the "Chuck Norris Seal of Approval."

I wonder what such a thing would look like?

impaler: The Stealth Hippopotamus: You sign into law the largest increase to the welfare state since it began you dont get to call yourself a conservative.

You referring to Ronald Reagan's earned income tax credit?

No, we were talking but Bush.


Reading is hard

The Stealth Hippopotamus: impaler: The Stealth Hippopotamus: You sign into law the largest increase to the welfare state since it began you dont get to call yourself a conservative.

You referring to Ronald Reagan's earned income tax credit?

No, we were talking but Bush.

Then you shouldn't blindly mention Reagan.

"For a long time, people have been trying to pass laws to get rid of Christmas altogether."

Overlooking the fact that any elected official proposing such legislation would end up in a landfill buried beneath an avalanche of discarded "John Carter" Blu-Rays and Google+ t-shirts with a bullet inscribed "From your friends in Bentonville" has anyone, anywhere, anytime ever heard of a bill to "get rid of Christmas?"

Mr. Coffee Nerves: has anyone, anywhere, anytime ever heard of a bill to "get rid of Christmas?

Yes, Senator Scrooge (D) from Dickenson and Congressman Grinch (D) from Hooville.

Idiots.

sigdiamond2000: Last Ounce of Courage is the story of a grieving father inspired by his grandson to take a stand for faith and freedom against a tide of apathy and vanishing liberty. Alongside fellow citizens of courage, faith, and integrity, he is a champion for the cherished principles we the people hold dear. A tale of family bonds and free expression, the film seeks to encourage all Americans to take a stand and raise their voices in support of their beliefs. Last Ounce of Courage and Veritas are proud to partner with StandUSA, an online community for American values, in standing up for the ideals of faith, family, and freedom in a pivotal time for our country. StandUSA, along with its partners and affiliates, encourages all Americans to take the inspirational message of the film to heart and let it spur them to raise their voices in support of freedom.

This is an astoundingly vague blurb. This movie could be about anything.

It's clearly about a father coming to terms with his sons homosexuality and standing up for his right to marry.

Also, if you're going to release a movie about Real Americans fighting to put the Christ back in Christmas, shouldn't you release it...you know...around Christmas?

Krymson Tyde: Sorry, your post was wrong.

Or John Quincy Adams with hair plugs, but nobody gives a shiat about John Quincy Adams.