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(TMZ)   Amanda Bynes involved in another vehicle accident. Must be a day ending in "Y"   (tmz.com) divider line 72
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2012-09-14 05:08:07 AM
FTA
Those pics and Amanda's recent driving record -- DUI arrest, multiple hit-and-run allegations -- have several cops worried she's going to kill someone on the road.

IF ONLY THERE WERE SOMETHING THEY COULD DO!
 
2012-09-14 05:18:40 AM
I'm not sure if she's a trainwreck or not - although the Fark evidence seems to be that she is. But in this instance...

FTA: According to our camera guy ... Amanda was attempting to cover her face when she love-tapped the other vehicle

...maybe if the farking paparazzi weren't being assholes as usual, she wouldn't have to try and cover her face while driving.
 
2012-09-14 05:20:09 AM
err ma god, just take her car away
 
2012-09-14 05:28:07 AM
I think they should lock her up...in a room with me...

/although I might regret that...wait...let me look at my hot/crazy chart...
 
2012-09-14 05:31:18 AM

justneal: err ma god, just take her car

clothes away

ftfy
 
2012-09-14 05:45:31 AM
southparkstudios-intl.mtvnimages.com
It's going to be a great harvest this year
 
2012-09-14 05:49:56 AM
I really don't understand why the authorities can't just arrest her. Two hit and runs and proof of driving on a suspended license. You can't tell me they don't know where she lives. Had it been any one of us -especially a non-famous brown person, a no-knock warrant would have been issued and executed by now and we would be in the pokey.
 
2012-09-14 05:54:42 AM

Bhruic: I'm not sure if she's a trainwreck or not - although the Fark evidence seems to be that she is. But in this instance...

FTA: According to our camera guy ... Amanda was attempting to cover her face when she love-tapped the other vehicle

...maybe if the farking paparazzi weren't being assholes as usual, she wouldn't have to try and cover her face while driving.


Yes, it's paparazzi's fault.

Listen, if she's behind the wheel and she hits someone/something it's her damn fault. Full stop.

If she's that sensitive to yet another photo being taken she should have someone else drive so she can hide under a blanket.
 
2012-09-14 05:56:18 AM
I farked her.
 
2012-09-14 05:57:48 AM

cygnusx13: Bhruic: I'm not sure if she's a trainwreck or not - although the Fark evidence seems to be that she is. But in this instance...

FTA: According to our camera guy ... Amanda was attempting to cover her face when she love-tapped the other vehicle

...maybe if the farking paparazzi weren't being assholes as usual, she wouldn't have to try and cover her face while driving.

Yes, it's paparazzi's fault.

Listen, if she's behind the wheel and she hits someone/something it's her damn fault. Full stop.

If she's that sensitive to yet another photo being taken she should have someone else drive so she can hide under a blanket.


Well, honestly, since she has a suspended license, she shouldn't be driving in the first place. So, if she had actually paid attention when the cops said "You've been a bad girl, no driving for you!", she wouldn't have had to worry about paparazzi trying to take a picture of her illegally driving and had to hide her face.
 
2012-09-14 05:59:17 AM

Bhruic: I'm not sure if she's a trainwreck or not - although the Fark evidence seems to be that she is. But in this instance...

FTA: According to our camera guy ... Amanda was attempting to cover her face when she love-tapped the other vehicle

...maybe if the farking paparazzi weren't being assholes as usual, she wouldn't have to try and cover her face while driving.


Yeah...Except she driving on a suspended license....She's not supposed to be behind the wheel at all regardless. She can afford to hire a driver.  It's her fault.
 
2012-09-14 06:03:39 AM

robnelle:

Yeah...Except she driving on a suspended license....She's not supposed to be behind the wheel at all regardless. She can afford to hire a driver.  It's her fault.


I certainly butchered the spelling and grammar on this one. I need more caffiene!
 
2012-09-14 06:03:49 AM

robnelle: I really don't understand why the authorities can't just arrest her. Two hit and runs and proof of driving on a suspended license.


I know it's TMZ, but frankly you could still read the article if you're planning to act all puzzled and shiat:

It's unclear if the other driver reported the fender bender to cops

Photo doesn't have a clearly identifiable image of her, no witnesses or involved persons filed a report. That's happened to all of us. Well, the tapping someone, realizing there was no damage, and moving on with our lives part, not the (allegedly) driving on a suspended license part.

If the photo was clearly identifiable and given to the cops or the other driver filed a report, she'd likely be in jail.
 
2012-09-14 06:09:35 AM
Those pics and Amanda's recent driving record -- DUI arrest, multiple hit-and-run allegations -- have several cops worried she's going to kill someone on the road.

THEN FARKING THROW HER IN JAIL! WTF?
 
2012-09-14 06:18:07 AM
As someone who inadvertently drove on a suspended license (failed to pay a camera ticket after moving to a new state), it was awesome to get pulled over and have to get out of my car and have both my car and my person searched, not 50' from my place of work.

The least Amanda could do is have sex with me to make up for it.

That's how that works, right?
 
2012-09-14 07:20:16 AM
The girl is clearly messed up. For public safety, if she requires a ride, I will give it to her.
 
2012-09-14 07:20:31 AM

cygnusx13: Bhruic: I'm not sure if she's a trainwreck or not - although the Fark evidence seems to be that she is. But in this instance...

FTA: According to our camera guy ... Amanda was attempting to cover her face when she love-tapped the other vehicle

...maybe if the farking paparazzi weren't being assholes as usual, she wouldn't have to try and cover her face while driving.

Yes, it's paparazzi's fault.

Listen, if she's behind the wheel and she hits someone/something it's her damn fault. Full stop.



And its still her fault even if she was a passanger, because the driver would be trying to speed away from the paparazzi.

/any tunnels in LA?
 
2012-09-14 07:34:18 AM
www.eonline.com

A picture from inside her BMW from E Online. Puke, spilled cocktails and beverage stains... Snack foods and old Cheetos in the upholstery. I hope she takes better care of her vagina than she does her car.

I could probably find something to do with her, but it would have to involve Asian tickle bondage, ass play or consensual petting zoo farm animals.
 
2012-09-14 07:45:35 AM

Bhruic: I'm not sure if she's a trainwreck or not


The article says it was a BMW
 
2012-09-14 07:51:07 AM
Instead of banging into cars, Amanda needs some banging....
 
2012-09-14 07:51:28 AM
They need to throw her ass in jail. Let her sit for 30-60 days and maybe she'll get her shiat together.
 
2012-09-14 08:03:21 AM
She needs some time to chill out. Her parents, if she has them, need to step up and take her home.

Or put her in jail.

GET OUT OF YOUR farkING CAR AT LEAST.
 
2012-09-14 08:07:30 AM
This one will do time!
 
2012-09-14 08:13:56 AM

Gunny Highway: She needs some time to chill out. Her parents, if she has them, need to step up and take her home.


Dude, she's 26. She should be thrown in the slammer as any regular person would.
 
2012-09-14 08:18:55 AM
She needs to do porn.
It's the only solution!
 
2012-09-14 08:26:41 AM

Mugato: Gunny Highway: She needs some time to chill out. Her parents, if she has them, need to step up and take her home.

Dude, she's 26. She should be thrown in the slammer as any regular person would.


Agreed. But her parents should be stepping in and trying to do something. Maybe pick her up from jail and get her car cleaned.
 
2012-09-14 08:27:39 AM

Bhruic: I'm not sure if she's a trainwreck or not - although the Fark evidence seems to be that she is. But in this instance...

FTA: According to our camera guy ... Amanda was attempting to cover her face when she love-tapped the other vehicle

...maybe if the farking paparazzi weren't being assholes as usual, she wouldn't have to try and cover her face while driving.


Oh noes, don't make the young, pretty white blonde girl take responsiblity for her criminal actions!
 
2012-09-14 08:37:53 AM
i don't know the lady, but she must be a real asshole. In all of these accidents, she is alone. Why can't she find a friend to drive her car or even ride with her. She's like a ghost haunting the roads. Stay off the streets! Be cautious! Or else Amanda Bynes may tap your bumper and blow a cloud of dirt weed in your face. Hell, if she flies me out, I'll drive the broad around town. Apparently I'm her type as well.
 
2012-09-14 08:39:49 AM
FFS lock this nuisance up!
 
2012-09-14 08:42:28 AM

MagSeven: In all of these accidents, she is alone.


That is what confuses me. Why is an adult with a house smoking weed in a Home Depot parking lot? Doesnt make sense.
 
2012-09-14 08:45:20 AM

Bender The Offender: Oh noes, don't make the young, pretty white blonde girl take responsiblity for her criminal actions!


*sigh* This is what I get for trying to use common sense on the internet. Should she have been driving with a suspended license? Of course not. Has she been treated with kid gloves for being a "celebrity"? Probably. Should she have focused more on driving and less on hiding? Definitely.

But in this case, she bumped into another car in a parking garage lightly enough to cause no damage.
 
2012-09-14 08:50:00 AM
Aren't there anti-stalking laws in place out there?
 
2012-09-14 09:11:36 AM
What a trainwreck.
 
2012-09-14 09:19:55 AM

Bhruic: ...maybe if the farking paparazzi weren't being assholes as usual, she wouldn't have to try and cover her face while driving.


Yes, it's a shame she was forced to cover her face, otherwise she would have, you know, been caught driving without a license. Shame on the paparazzi!
 
2012-09-14 09:22:36 AM

shoegaze99: Bhruic: ...maybe if the farking paparazzi weren't being assholes as usual, she wouldn't have to try and cover her face while driving.

Yes, it's a shame she was forced to cover her face, otherwise she would have, you know, been caught driving without a license. Shame on the paparazzi!


Cant we just hate everyone. That seems like an option.
 
2012-09-14 09:26:23 AM

Gunny Highway: MagSeven: In all of these accidents, she is alone.

That is what confuses me. Why is an adult with a house smoking weed in a Home Depot parking lot? Doesnt make sense.


Good point. Have we ever considered that she may in fact live in her vehicle? That would answer some questions.
 
2012-09-14 09:32:24 AM
I've said it in all the other AB threads- this girl absolutely WANTS to get caught. She's literally BEGGING to be picked up and thrown in jail/rehab/etc.

What I'm not understanding is the vagaries of California state law. I can guarantee you that if she were doing this in NJ, she'd have been arrested WEEKS ago. Cali is one straaaaaange place.
 
2012-09-14 09:32:58 AM

Bhruic: Bender The Offender: Oh noes, don't make the young, pretty white blonde girl take responsiblity for her criminal actions!

*sigh* This is what I get for trying to use common sensemake excuses for stupid celebrity activity on the internet. Should she have been driving with a suspended license? Of course not. Has she been treated with kid gloves for being a "celebrity"? Probably. Should she have focused more on driving and less on hiding? Definitely.


I FTFY. You shouldn't even try to make this someone elses fault for her ridiculous actions.
 
2012-09-14 09:39:21 AM

darch: I've said it in all the other AB threads- this girl absolutely WANTS to get caught. She's literally BEGGING to be picked up and thrown in jail/rehab/etc.


I think you are right. She is 26 and hasnt worked on a project in 2 years. She is probably feeling like it is all over and is making the lamest cry for help ever.
 
2012-09-14 09:40:37 AM

Gunny Highway: MagSeven: In all of these accidents, she is alone.
That is what confuses me. Why is an adult with a house smoking weed in a Home Depot parking lot? Doesnt make sense.


Those pics that TMZ took of her were pretty sad. I get the impression of a very unhappy, messed-up woman. I hope she doesn't really fark something up because of all the attention she's getting now, on top of whatever is wrong with her in the first place.

Or maybe she's just having a bad spell and will pull out of it. It looked worse than that, though, and I know my messes.
 
2012-09-14 09:45:42 AM

darch: What I'm not understanding is the vagaries of California state law. I can guarantee you that if she were doing this in NJ, she'd have been arrested WEEKS ago. Cali is one straaaaaange place.


I've never been in trouble (and never been a celebrity for that matter) while in LA so I don't know how that aspect of the town works But one would think that the cops and especially the judges wouldn't stand for celebrities getting special treatment, especially in LA.

I use the term "celebrity" lightly, as I've never seen anything she's been in. Useless anecdotal evidence to be sure, I'm probably not in her demo but she seems to be a B lister at best. Maybe in the logic of their drug-addled mind this is all a publicity stunt with these chicks. I mean, look at Lindsey Lohan's filmography. How many people would be talking about her at all if she wasn't in the news every day for something stupid she did?
 
2012-09-14 09:48:48 AM

pkellmey: I FTFY. You shouldn't even try to make this someone elses fault for her ridiculous actions.


Well, you certainly illustrated my point nicely. To anyone with common sense, it would have been readily apparent that I wasn't "making" it anyone else's fault. Many situations have multiple people at fault. Pointing out one individual (or group)'s fault doesn't excuse anyone else's.
 
2012-09-14 09:52:12 AM

Gunny Highway: darch: I've said it in all the other AB threads- this girl absolutely WANTS to get caught. She's literally BEGGING to be picked up and thrown in jail/rehab/etc.

I think you are right. She is 26 and hasnt worked on a project in 2 years. She is probably feeling like it is all over and is making the lamest cry for help ever.


That's all this is...attention whoring on a very dumbass level.

But yes, she needs to be thrown in the slammer, because eventually this AWing is going to get someone really hurt.
 
2012-09-14 10:06:50 AM
What is this chicks problem?
 
2012-09-14 10:09:37 AM

Bhruic: To anyone with common sense, it would have been readily apparent that I wasn't "making" it anyone else's fault. Many situations have multiple people at fault. Pointing out one individual (or group)'s fault doesn't excuse anyone else's.


Original quote:
"...maybe if the farking paparazzi weren't being assholes as usual, she wouldn't have to try and cover her face while driving."

Sure, you weren't making it someone else's fault by suggesting that paprazzi doing their jobs in public places wouldn't have caused the fault. Go with that.
 
2012-09-14 10:11:54 AM

pkellmey: Bhruic: To anyone with common sense, it would have been readily apparent that I wasn't "making" it anyone else's fault. Many situations have multiple people at fault. Pointing out one individual (or group)'s fault doesn't excuse anyone else's.

Original quote:
"...maybe if the farking paparazzi weren't being assholes as usual, she wouldn't have to try and cover her face while driving."

Sure, you weren't making it someone else's fault by suggesting that paprazzi doing their jobs in public places wouldn't have caused the fault. Go with that.


Gunny Highway: Cant we just hate everyone. That seems like an option.


It is Friday. Not everything has to be an argument today.
 
2012-09-14 10:19:36 AM

MagSeven: i don't know the lady, but she must be a real asshole. In all of these accidents, she is alone. Why can't she find a friend to drive her car or even ride with her. She's like a ghost haunting the roads. Stay off the streets! Be cautious! Or else Amanda Bynes may tap your bumper and blow a cloud of dirt weed in your face. Hell, if she flies me out, I'll drive the broad around town. Apparently I'm her type as well.


Nailed it. It is almost enough to make you feel bad for the girl.

The only conclusion, as already stated, is it must be a cry for help.

Too bad... I would love to drive her around LA, roll her joints, sit on her face, etc...
 
2012-09-14 10:30:34 AM

pkellmey: Bhruic: To anyone with common sense, it would have been readily apparent that I wasn't "making" it anyone else's fault. Many situations have multiple people at fault. Pointing out one individual (or group)'s fault doesn't excuse anyone else's.

Original quote:
"...maybe if the farking paparazzi weren't being assholes as usual, she wouldn't have to try and cover her face while driving."

Sure, you weren't making it someone else's fault by suggesting that paprazzi doing their jobs in public places wouldn't have caused the fault. Go with that.


Heh, nice, "doing their job". But ignoring that for the moment... How exactly is the concept of "more than one person can be at fault" so confusing to you? Or, let's ask it differently, if there were no paparazzi there, and she had no reason to cover up, would there have been a collision (using the word in its most generous sense)? With the answer to that most likely being "no", why shouldn't they share the blame?
 
2012-09-14 10:43:55 AM

Bhruic: With the answer to that most likely being "no", why shouldn't they share the blame?


Because they did nothing wrong? Because they did nothing more than photograph this twit while she once again got herself into trouble while behind the wheel? Because she has a growing track record of this stuff, with or without photographers around? Because thousands and thousands of other celebrities manage to deal with photographers with those photographers somehow causing them to hop behind the wheel without a license and swerve into nearby cars?

Maybe a better question would be, why should they share the blame? I'd certainly love to hear the argument.
 
2012-09-14 10:51:19 AM

Gunny Highway: I think you are right. She is 26 and hasnt worked on a project in 2 years. She is probably feeling like it is all over and is making the lamest cry for help ever.


Strange how she was working steadily and now nothing the last 2 years...which I'm attributing to everyone knowing she's a trainwreck.

Hollywood and the public are forgiving if people like Lohan or Bynes get their shiat together. Robert Downey Jr. is the perfect example. He cleaned up and now he's always working (he was always a good actor, just a mess when he was a drug-abuser) and is a hot commodity. Hell, even Charlie Sheen is still able to find work.
 
2012-09-14 11:07:43 AM
I have a strange notion, take a cab.
 
2012-09-14 11:13:04 AM

doczoidberg: She needs to do porn.
It's the only solution!


I love Fark.
 
2012-09-14 11:15:46 AM

Bhruic: Or, let's ask it differently, if there were no paparazzi there, and she had no reason to cover up, would there have been a collision (using the word in its most generous sense)?


Awesome reply. So, if there were no television, media or movies, she wouldn't be a so-called celebrity and her actions of driving on a suspended license in the first place would her fault alone for getting behind the wheel. Fun game.
 
2012-09-14 11:28:57 AM

Bhruic: I'm not sure if she's a trainwreck or not - although the Fark evidence seems to be that she is. But in this instance...

FTA: According to our camera guy ... Amanda was attempting to cover her face when she love-tapped the other vehicle

...maybe if the farking paparazzi weren't being assholes as usual, she wouldn't have to try and cover her face while driving.


Wasn't it her fault she was driving on a suspended. Would the Paparazzi been able to "distract" here had she not chose to do something she was not supposed to be doing. Yup, totally HER fault.
 
2012-09-14 11:33:15 AM

Bhruic: Bender The Offender: Oh noes, don't make the young, pretty white blonde girl take responsiblity for her criminal actions!

*sigh* This is what I get for trying to use common sense on the internet. Should she have been driving with a suspended license? Of course not. Has she been treated with kid gloves for being a "celebrity"? Probably. Should she have focused more on driving and less on hiding? Definitely.

But in this case, she bumped into another car in a parking garage lightly enough to cause no damage.


Let me counter with this: Where were you when my wife was arrested, handcuffed, and made to spend the night in jail for "driving with an expired license"? I missed your internet activism on her behalf. Now granted, she is over 30, but she is pretty and blonde so what exactly makes this situation different from my wifes (other than the fact my wife has absolutely no prior history of DUI's, her license has never been suspended, and until the night that cockgobbler small town coont of a cop decided to treat my wife like a farking criminal just because he could, she had never once had a brush with the law)? If your only response is "the paparazzi did it" then you really don't deserve to be taken seriously.
 
2012-09-14 11:33:50 AM
am i the only one in the camp that thinks BECAUSE they are celebrities after the 1st offense, punitive action needs to be harsher?? how stupid are these people who after having your license revoked for DUI, can't figure out that perhaps it just might be in their best interests to use some of the wealth they've amassed to, i dunno....HIRE A CAR SERVICE????
 
2012-09-14 11:48:14 AM

shoegaze99: Bhruic: With the answer to that most likely being "no", why shouldn't they share the blame?

Because they did nothing wrong? Because they did nothing more than photograph this twit while she once again got herself into trouble while behind the wheel? Because she has a growing track record of this stuff, with or without photographers around? Because thousands and thousands of other celebrities manage to deal with photographers with those photographers somehow causing them to hop behind the wheel without a license and swerve into nearby cars?

Maybe a better question would be, why should they share the blame? I'd certainly love to hear the argument.


They're at least trying to make a living.
 
2012-09-14 11:49:49 AM
I don't fark pigs
 
2012-09-14 11:52:24 AM
People defending the paparazzi. Now I have seen it all.
 
2012-09-14 12:21:11 PM

DeusMeh: how stupid are these people who after having your license revoked for DUI, can't figure out that perhaps it just might be in their best interests to use some of the wealth they've amassed to, i dunno....HIRE A CAR SERVICE????


I'm pretty sure there's a significant percentage of all DUI cases, not just those with rich people, in which the drunk could have afforded a cab or had friends they could call. What I mean is, I doubt there are many people who drive drunk out of pure necessity.
 
2012-09-14 12:54:17 PM

Mugato: DeusMeh: how stupid are these people who after having your license revoked for DUI, can't figure out that perhaps it just might be in their best interests to use some of the wealth they've amassed to, i dunno....HIRE A CAR SERVICE????

I'm pretty sure there's a significant percentage of all DUI cases, not just those with rich people, in which the drunk could have afforded a cab or had friends they could call. What I mean is, I doubt there are many people who drive drunk out of pure necessity.


yeah, but i'm talking about repeat offenses and offenders who clearly have the means to bypass the need to drive drunk. given their prior offenses it seems to me to be more onerous, bordering on malicious intent, to get behind the wheel in a farked up state of mind.
 
2012-09-14 01:16:03 PM

DeusMeh: Mugato: DeusMeh: how stupid are these people who after having your license revoked for DUI, can't figure out that perhaps it just might be in their best interests to use some of the wealth they've amassed to, i dunno....HIRE A CAR SERVICE????

I'm pretty sure there's a significant percentage of all DUI cases, not just those with rich people, in which the drunk could have afforded a cab or had friends they could call. What I mean is, I doubt there are many people who drive drunk out of pure necessity.

yeah, but i'm talking about repeat offenses and offenders who clearly have the means to bypass the need to drive drunk. given their prior offenses it seems to me to be more onerous, bordering on malicious intent, to get behind the wheel in a farked up state of mind.


Nothing is more American than driving a car.

Why do you hate Freedom?
 
2012-09-14 01:43:43 PM
That girl got ugly in a hurry.
 
2012-09-14 01:52:42 PM

Rubber Biscuit: That girl got ugly in a hurry.


I'd exorcise that ugly demon right out of her.
/nic...nickle...definitely an n word.
 
2012-09-14 03:16:55 PM
I know some of you think she is hot, but be warned, she Horks! A picture from inside her BMW from E Online showed that there was puke, spilled cocktails and beverage stains all over the floor and snack foods and old Cheetos in the upholstery!

Experts claim that a severely messy and dirty car is a tell-tale sign of a messy and dirty vagina, possibly containing a sand and centipede infestation!

Some claim that Amanda's propensity for sloppy and slovenly behavior started in the set of What I Like About You that culminated in what observers later called the Great Oreo Disaster of 2002.

Sure she may look hot when dressed up, but close friends comment that the faint smell of stale ashtray, spoiled Dilly-bars, and vodka sours surround her in an unshakable funk.

When you she her, just keep the Oust handy and try not to get within her projectile vomiting range.
 
2012-09-14 03:48:29 PM
I'd clean her BMW, if you know what I mean
 
2012-09-14 04:27:36 PM

Gunny Highway: People defending the paparazzi. Now I have seen it all.


Not until you've seen someone defending a multiple offender with a suspended license.
 
2012-09-14 05:24:46 PM

child_god: [southparkstudios-intl.mtvnimages.com image 480x360]
It's going to be a great harvest this year


Was just thinking that.
 
2012-09-14 05:41:41 PM
sigh. celebutants.

/heels em down the drain
//likes big black cocks
 
2012-09-14 06:35:53 PM

Old Smokie: I'd clean her BMW, if you know what I mean


Big meat window?
 
2012-09-14 08:13:55 PM

Gunny Highway: People defending the paparazzi. Now I have seen it all.


Hey - it's not as bad as the people on here who defend Roman Polanski.
 
2012-09-14 11:31:28 PM

Old Smokie: I'd clean her BMW, if you know what I mean


I miss PizzaJedi...
 
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