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(Daily Mail)   Monica Lewinsky may be writing a tell-all book, reportedly has loads of stories, can give you a mouthful   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 57
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2012-09-14 06:00:45 AM
Is it 1998 already?
 
2012-09-14 06:02:45 AM

Mugato: Is it 1998 already?


www.david-letterman.com

Buttafuoco.
 
2012-09-14 06:54:10 AM
The books will be sold packaged in humidors.
 
2012-09-14 07:32:19 AM
Is it going to be titled "50 Shades of Blue?"
 
2012-09-14 07:36:07 AM
Because there's so much of this story that hasn't been told yet.

Not counting her scintillating agenda since Clinton left office, of course.

"Woke up. Watched 'Regis.' Went to Cinnabon."
"Woke up. Watched 'Regis.' Went to Cinnabon."
"Woke up. Watched 'Regis.' Went to Cinnabon something something."
 
2012-09-14 07:59:03 AM
I hear she is in deep with a bookie

i282.photobucket.com

Give us the farking money, Lewinski! I want the farking money, shiat heeeeeead!
 
2012-09-14 08:00:46 AM
Ooo, sorry. Time's up.

img24.imageshack.us
 
2012-09-14 08:09:42 AM

dr_blasto: Is it going to be titled "50 Shades of Blew?"

 
2012-09-14 08:15:43 AM
Monica Lewinski may be writing a tell-all book, reportedly has loads of stories, can give you a mouthful

May be? Well fark, she may be having a PBJ for lunch, too. Tommy Lee Jones may be running for president. I may be boffing Morgan Fairchild in my spare time. WTF is this?? Is Fark that hard up for shiat to link to anymore?
 
2012-09-14 08:22:42 AM
Would not be surprised Obama got a hold of Lewinsky and "asked" her to write a book...the details would keep the Clinton's in line
 
2012-09-14 08:29:41 AM
i love that the media always gave her crap... to me she just seemed like a fun girl that likes to enjoy life...
 
2012-09-14 08:32:13 AM

Icetech3: i love that the media always gave her crap... to me she just seemed like a fun girl that likes to enjoy life...


What comes after the ellipsis?
 
2012-09-14 08:35:58 AM

Gunny Highway: Icetech3: i love that the media always gave her crap... to me she just seemed like a fun girl that likes to enjoy life...

What comes after the ellipsis?


Bill Clinton?
 
2012-09-14 08:40:45 AM

BroVinny: Gunny Highway: Icetech3: i love that the media always gave her crap... to me she just seemed like a fun girl that likes to enjoy life...

What comes after the ellipsis?

Bill Clinton?


He comes all over things his goes after.
 
2012-09-14 08:42:21 AM
Who cares?
 
2012-09-14 08:45:20 AM
First book ever published where the pages will be stuck together in advance.
 
2012-09-14 09:06:41 AM
In what was an unfortunate and awkward schedule at the DNC in Charlotte last week, Lewinsky's former rabbi - who publicly condemned Clinton during the sex scandal - gave the benediction minutes after the former President took the stage.

Awkward for whom? Almost everyone publicly condemned Clinton back then, for personal immorality and/or for committing a huge unforced error.
 
2012-09-14 09:12:07 AM
please don't. have you no shame?
 
2012-09-14 09:12:16 AM
Sounds like a book that will keep you coming back for more!
 
2012-09-14 09:26:25 AM
Are we all going to ignore the fact that subby spelled her name wrong?

/for shame, Fark
//for shame
 
2012-09-14 09:27:47 AM
I saw in on a plane in 2002 or so. The flight attendant anounced the presence of a 'celebrity' on board and asked for a round of applause for Monica Lewinsky. All she got were jeers and laughs.

It must've been humiliating for her but probably not as much as the rest of the world knowing that she had 'serviced' the President.
 
2012-09-14 09:32:36 AM
what does she look like nowadays?
 
2012-09-14 09:39:14 AM
If she wrote about everything after the affair came out it might be interesting.
Just chapter 1.
I had an affair with the president, it was a stupid thing to do and then the world found out. End.

Chapters 2-30 could then be about how she lost her private life. How the media focus affected her family. What she's been doing for the last 14 years. Who she leant on for support during the worst times. What it felt like to be booed by a planeful of people that one time. And then have a few chapters for people in the future in her situation, dealing with sudden notoriety. How to keep your head on straight, how to ignore the easy money from some sources.
It could be interesting.

Instead it will be most likely 20 chapters about a brief affair and then two about how bad things got when the world found out afterwards.
 
2012-09-14 09:49:51 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Because there's so much of this story that hasn't been told yet.


When people know whether you spit or swallow, there's probably not much more to tell.

Gunny Highway: Give us the farking money, Lewinski! I want the farking money, shiat heeeeeead!


The Big Lewinski. I'll bet she's even bigger nowadays.
 
2012-09-14 09:52:02 AM
Always felt sorry for her. She was forced into the spotlight by someone she trusted with her secret after being taken advantage of by her boss who just happened to be the POTUS. She was a very young woman who was hit on by the most powerful man in the world and it pretty much ruined her life. The media was her worst enemy as were women's groups because they were in the tank for Clinton. Clinton did some great things in office but this whole event was an embarrassment.
 
2012-09-14 09:53:05 AM
Not a snowball's chance in hell, subby
 
2012-09-14 10:13:02 AM
The whole BJ story has always been a rather tame admission to me. Everyone does that. But isnt she also the one who crammed a cigar into her vagina?
 
2012-09-14 10:16:11 AM

Opeth1429: I saw in on a plane in 2002 or so. The flight attendant anounced the presence of a 'celebrity' on board and asked for a round of applause for Monica Lewinsky. All she got were jeers and laughs.
It must've been humiliating for her but probably not as much as the rest of the world knowing that she had 'serviced' the President.


That's pretty crass. I'd have slapped that flight attendant right in the puss. "Celebrity THIS, lady!"
 
2012-09-14 10:36:04 AM
She may put it out if she doesn't choke
 
2012-09-14 10:49:28 AM
It's clearly a money grab from Slick Willie...he'll give her 1 or 2 of his speaking engagement fees and she'll go away.
 
2012-09-14 10:56:58 AM

dmac1964: Always felt sorry for her. She was forced into the spotlight by someone she trusted with her secret after being taken advantage of by her boss who just happened to be the POTUS. She was a very young woman who was hit on by the most powerful man in the world and it pretty much ruined her life. The media was her worst enemy as were women's groups because they were in the tank for Clinton. Clinton did some great things in office but this whole event was an embarrassment.


That's definitely one way of looking at it. Another way of looking at it is she was a spoiled rich girl who thought she could use sex to advance her career. Clinton wasn't the first older authority figure to "seduce" her . Remember her affair with her high school drama teacher?

She failed to keep her mouth shut (in more ways than one), and it was her blabbing that was her undoing. The only smart thing she did was to hang onto that dress; otherwise I'm sure Clinton's team would've branded her a delusional stalker, which would've been a much worse label than young mistress.

As far as the aftermath, does anyone really care? Boo-hoo, she had to go live in London. How sad.
 
2012-09-14 11:11:03 AM
Rove's finding it harder and harder to get it harder.
 
2012-09-14 11:58:38 AM
Ken Star- "Did the President ever ask you to lie?" Monica (under oath) "No, but on several occasions he asked me to kneel."
 
2012-09-14 12:04:05 PM
Blowing Bill: A Love Story
 
2012-09-14 12:05:13 PM

dmac1964: Always felt sorry for her. She was forced into the spotlight by someone she trusted with her secret after being taken advantage of by her boss who just happened to be the POTUS. She was a very young woman who was hit on by the most powerful man in the world and it pretty much ruined her life. The media was her worst enemy as were women's groups because they were in the tank for Clinton. Clinton did some great things in office but this whole event was an embarrassment.


Yes, the whole event was an embarrassment. But if I recall she was the one who hit on the president, flashing her thong and whatnot. Not that it matters in the sordid scheme of things, but she's no angel.
 
2012-09-14 12:12:32 PM

dmac1964: The media was her worst enemy as were women's groups because they were in the tank for Clinton.


I remember how quickly "Sex where there is a power disparity is rape" became "Consenting adults, it is nobody's business."
 
2012-09-14 12:19:34 PM

shirtsbyeric: Ken Star- "Did the President ever ask you to lie?" Monica (under oath) "No, but on several occasions he asked me to kneel."


Is this real?
 
2012-09-14 12:38:16 PM

ko_kyi: dmac1964: The media was her worst enemy as were women's groups because they were in the tank for Clinton.

I remember how quickly "Sex where there is a power disparity is rape" became "Consenting adults, it is nobody's business."


Dude. Where in any reality has Monica EVER said she was coerced in ANY way? Back away from the rape comments.
 
2012-09-14 12:52:25 PM
SPOILER WARNING: 

She blew a former President.
 
2012-09-14 12:59:07 PM
www.lohl.net
 
2012-09-14 01:11:50 PM
Proposed title(with cover art):

cliff.hostkansas.com
 
2012-09-14 01:46:49 PM
I've wanted to write a book about the entire debacle only so I could use the title "Going Down In History"
 
2012-09-14 02:58:10 PM

therecksays: Dude. Where in any reality has Monica EVER said she was coerced in ANY way?


She surely wasn't, nor do I care any more than any case where a leader diddles a subordinate. It is unprofessional and unethical. A few years prior to the scandal there was a harassment scandal involving Bob Packwood, and the talking head shows were full of outraged feminists saying that any sex when there is a power disparity is a form of rape. Then they were oddly silent about Lewinsky.

Back away from the rape comments.

Learn to read before you start ordering people what to do.
 
2012-09-14 03:03:15 PM

MikeSass: I may be boffing Morgan Fairchild in my spare time.


heh. either way i chuckled at that.
 
2012-09-14 03:48:19 PM

ko_kyi: therecksays: Dude. Where in any reality has Monica EVER said she was coerced in ANY way?

She surely wasn't, nor do I care any more than any case where a leader diddles a subordinate. It is unprofessional and unethical. A few years prior to the scandal there was a harassment scandal involving Bob Packwood, and the talking head shows were full of outraged feminists saying that any sex when there is a power disparity is a form of rape. Then they were oddly silent about Lewinsky.

Back away from the rape comments.

Learn to read before you start ordering people what to do.


I lost a lot of respect for womens groups after that. I was in college at the time and they wre silent on campus as well. They would protest at the drop of a hat but not even a editorial in the school paper from them.

Funny thing though the next year my cousin came to DC from Ohio to stay with us for the summer while she did her summer internship at the White House. She looked like Monica a little and got a few double takes walking down the halls there.
 
2012-09-14 06:32:47 PM
media.mademan.com
Who am I kidding. I'd hit it.
 
2012-09-14 06:41:34 PM

r1chard3: [media.mademan.com image 529x795]
Who am I kidding. I'd hit it.



What a luscious Lewinsky imposter.
 
2012-09-14 08:06:11 PM
i172.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-14 08:09:49 PM
On the FACE of it, this looks HARD to SWALLOW.
 
2012-09-14 08:19:52 PM
I'm busy looking for this kind of woman....

/Please send applications to my EIP
//Thank you
 
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