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(Courier Mail)   It's both impressive and sad at the same time that topless photos of Kate Middleton have been leaked to the press before topless photos of Emma Watson   (couriermail.com.au) divider line 180
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2012-09-14 08:16:40 AM
You must have missed all Emma's wardrobe malfunctions.
 
2012-09-14 08:18:52 AM
Blame him:

www.celebrityvalues.com
 
2012-09-14 08:21:42 AM
In b4 "useless without pics"

/useless without pics
 
2012-09-14 08:24:30 AM
You know it's funny with the British/European casual attitudes towards topless women, but this still seems to provoke an outrage.

Personally I think it would funny as heck if Kate called a live TV press conference, said 'If you want to see them, here they are' took off her top and posed for pictures for 10 minutes or so.

Then really kill it by getting Pippa up there and let the two of them pose together.
 
2012-09-14 08:30:53 AM

Slives: You know it's funny with the British/European casual attitudes towards topless women, but this still seems to provoke an outrage.

Personally I think it would funny as heck if Kate called a live TV press conference, said 'If you want to see them, here they are' took off her top and posed for pictures for 10 minutes or so.

Then really kill it by getting Pippa up there and let the two of them pose together.


BRB.
 
2012-09-14 08:30:57 AM

Slives: You know it's funny with the British/European casual attitudes towards topless women, but this still seems to provoke an outrage.

Personally I think it would funny as heck if Kate called a live TV press conference, said 'If you want to see them, here they are' took off her top and posed for pictures for 10 minutes or so.

Then really kill it by getting Pippa up there and let the two of them pose together.


That would show them.
 
2012-09-14 08:31:20 AM
In before "Anyone who wants to see Emma Watson topless is a pedophile".
 
2012-09-14 08:31:50 AM
Carla Bruni might be able to help her through the grieving
 
2012-09-14 08:32:19 AM

sgnilward: In b4 "useless without pics"

/useless without pics


What he said
 
2012-09-14 08:33:14 AM

Slives: Personally I think it would funnyhot as heck if Kate called a live TV press conference, said 'If you want to see them, here they are' took off her top and posed for pictures for 10 minutes or so.

Then really kill itmake my day by getting Pippa up there and let the two of them pose together.


FTFY

Also, you accidentally a verb in that personal sentence.
 
2012-09-14 08:33:32 AM
You can go all studman on me if you want, but Emma Watson is not an attractive woman. Emma Watson is what the British think attractive women look like.

Also, I'm always a little creeped out by the leering Emma stalkers because I start to wonder if their infatuation with seeing her naked is a recent thing or if it's holdover from many, many years ago when she was still a little kid doing the Harry Potter movies...
 
2012-09-14 08:33:38 AM

Slives: You know it's funny with the British/European casual attitudes towards topless women, but this still seems to provoke an outrage.

Personally I think it would funny as heck if Kate called a live TV press conference, said 'If you want to see them, here they are' took off her top and posed for pictures for 10 minutes or so.

Then really kill it by getting Pippa up there and let the two of them pose together.


Fark is not your personal erotica site!
 
2012-09-14 08:34:07 AM

Slives: You know it's funny with the British/European casual attitudes towards topless women, but this still seems to provoke an outrage.

Personally I think it would funny as heck if Kate called a live TV press conference, said 'If you want to see them, here they are' took off her top and posed for pictures for 10 minutes or so.

Then really kill it by getting Pippa up there and let the two of them pose together.


Newsletter subscription, hell, I want to invest in your publishing company!
 
2012-09-14 08:35:19 AM
Ask and you shall receive. Blurry and long distance, but here they are.

Royally NSFW
Also Royally NSFW
 
2012-09-14 08:35:49 AM

PainfulItching: sgnilward: In b4 "useless without pics"

/useless without pics

What he said


Double what he said.
 
2012-09-14 08:36:06 AM
Emma Watson looks like hers are pretty small. Maybe it'd appeal to the pedos Farkers who thought she was hot as a kid. I'm hoping Kate is more like Keeley.


/not optimistic
//still will fap
 
2012-09-14 08:36:46 AM
My little sister looked like Emma's twin back in her earlier harry potter days.

For that reason alone she is forever off-limits from my brain.
 
2012-09-14 08:36:47 AM

MikeSass: Ask and you shall receive. Blurry and long distance, but here they are.

Royally NSFW
Also Royally NSFW


eh, I have seen better 6.4/10
 
2012-09-14 08:37:45 AM
This time it seems Kate might have a good point -- she wasn't hamming it up the way Prince Harry was ... hopefully that scumbag paparazzi gets sued and hit big.
 
2012-09-14 08:38:16 AM
I usually don't white knight people on the internet but this is kinda sad and pathetic. Who Care? We all have naughty bits. Get over it.
 
2012-09-14 08:38:58 AM
I'm guessing that it means Emma Watson has more important things to do than sit around topless at a French vacation house.
 
2012-09-14 08:40:29 AM
Meh, call me when it's Emma Stone.
 
2012-09-14 08:40:36 AM

TheTrashcanMan: MikeSass: Ask and you shall receive. Blurry and long distance, but here they are.

Royally NSFW
Also Royally NSFW

eh, I have seen better 6.4/10


no lower, like 4.
 
2012-09-14 08:41:48 AM

gerbilpox: Emma Watson looks like hers are pretty small. Maybe it'd appeal to the pedos Farkers who thought she was hot as a kid. I'm hoping Kate is more like Keeley.


/not optimistic
//still will fap


You say small like it's a bad thing. I got no problem with little ones. They're cute.
 
2012-09-14 08:42:14 AM

pag1107: I usually don't white knight people on the internet but this is kinda sad and pathetic. Who Care? We all have naughty bits. Get over it.


The only thing I find pathetic and sad is that nothing makes it to Fark anymore without first going through mainstream media. I have been seeing versions of those pics for almost a week already.
 
2012-09-14 08:42:33 AM

MikeSass: Ask and you shall receive. Blurry and long distance, but here they are.

Royally NSFW
Also Royally NSFW


They're pretty grainy, but I've fapped to worse.
 
2012-09-14 08:43:54 AM
According to the Beeb the British papers turned down the pics. Royal family are pretty miffed at France, particularly as the French Paperazzi are partly to blame for the death of Prince Wiliam's mother. More intrusion from the French press.
 
2012-09-14 08:45:35 AM
So we've got the Royal Boobage out of the way. Now we can get on with business.
 
2012-09-14 08:45:47 AM
1.bp.blogspot.comenglishrussia.com

Oops, I seem to have posted two copies of the same picture.
 
2012-09-14 08:46:02 AM
I've seen plenty of planks of wood.
 
2012-09-14 08:46:49 AM
Who? A wonky-eyed leather-faced tranny?
 
2012-09-14 08:47:41 AM

Walker: You must have missed all Emma's wardrobe malfunctions.


the one showing her kitty wasn't a malfunction, pretty sure she did that on purpose
 
2012-09-14 08:48:35 AM

Swiss Colony: According to the Beeb the British papers turned down the pics. Royal family are pretty miffed at France, particularly as the French Paperazzi are partly to blame for the death of Prince Wiliam's mother. More intrusion from the French press.



The drunk driver was totally at fault.



Kate has a ugly face and no body. Her cousin on the other hand.
 
2012-09-14 08:51:51 AM

MikeSass: Ask and you shall receive. Blurry and long distance, but here they are.

Royally NSFW
Also Royally NSFW


There is a magazine called "closer" and it's just blurry telephoto shots of celebs? Only in France I guess.
 
2012-09-14 08:52:06 AM

MikeSass: Ask and you shall receive. Blurry and long distance, but here they are.

Royally NSFW
Also Royally NSFW


Jeebus mahoney.
With the quality of digital equipment nowadays, those must have been taken from a mile away.
 
2012-09-14 08:52:17 AM

Slives: You know it's funny with the British/European casual attitudes towards topless women, but this still seems to provoke an outrage.

Personally I think it would funny as heck if Kate called a live TV press conference, said 'If you want to see them, here they are' took off her top and posed for pictures for 10 minutes or so.

Then really kill kittens it by getting Pippa up there and let the two of them pose together.


FTFM
 
2012-09-14 08:52:42 AM
Meh, they're just breasts. And while nice to look at and play with, I'm not really all that impressed when photos of ht naughty bits of 'celebrities' or 'royals' or even just the average everyday person get taken and posted. It just seems silly to me that people get all in an uproar about it.

I'll admit hers are pretty nice, but again, meh, they're just breasts. I've seen better and I've seen worse.
 
2012-09-14 08:54:30 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Kate has a ugly face and no body.


Yeah, she's a troll:

8piece.files.wordpress.com

And you ought to know trolls.
 
2012-09-14 08:55:29 AM
i1151.photobucket.com
Nice fried eggs, Kate!
We'll arrange for a wet-nurse for the future royal spawn. Can't have the buggers starve!
Fwa-fwa-fwa...
 
2012-09-14 08:56:18 AM
So, Closer is Voyeurweb for the Royals? OK.

Kate is a nice looking lady. I certainly would not turn her down.
 
2012-09-14 08:56:22 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Swiss Colony: According to the Beeb the British papers turned down the pics. Royal family are pretty miffed at France, particularly as the French Paperazzi are partly to blame for the death of Prince Wiliam's mother. More intrusion from the French press.


The drunk driver was totally at fault.


Partly at fault. Or mostly. However the inquest decided that had he not been trying to get away from the paps he wouldn't have entered the tunnel at such speed. In any case, I'm sure I read somewhere that both princes hold the paperazzi to blame at least in part. So William is annoyed at French paperazzi intrusion. Yeah, yeah, citation needed.

I fail to see how these pics are in the public's interest. There is no need to publish this stuff, it's just voyerism.
 
2012-09-14 08:56:27 AM
Slives Smartest
Funniest
2012-09-14 08:24:30 AM


You know it's funny with the British/European casual attitudes towards topless women, but this still seems to provoke an outrage.

Personally I think it would funny as heck if Kate called a live TV press conference, said 'If you want to see them, here they are' took off her top and posed for pictures for 10 minutes or so.

Then really kill it by getting Pippa up there and let the two of them pose together.


I like the way you think sir... Good stuff indeed.
 
2012-09-14 08:56:55 AM
egotastic.com is going down due to all the traffic.

Link
 
2012-09-14 08:57:06 AM
I prefer these:
resources1.news.com.au

/hot like the temper of a man who can't move to Australia because he has to let his kids vistit their mother who killed a guy then he had to move to California then..... WHATEVER.... read TFA a few links down and you'll know what I mean....
 
2012-09-14 08:57:16 AM
 
2012-09-14 08:57:40 AM

nightlyraider: My little sister looked like Emma's twin back in her earlier harry potter days.

For that reason alone she is forever off-limits from my brain.


That's the only reason your little sister is off-limits?
 
2012-09-14 08:57:55 AM
sigh

http://egotastic.com/2012/09/kate-middleton-topless-in-closer-magazin e -somebody-snapped-my-future-baby-mama-topless/

remove the spaces.
 
2012-09-14 08:58:13 AM

MikeSass: Ask and you shall receive. Blurry and long distance, but here they are.

Royally NSFW
Also Royally NSFW


They're royal, and they're spectacular.
 
2012-09-14 08:58:59 AM

DjangoStonereaver: Mid_mo_mad_man: Kate has a ugly face and no body.

Yeah, she's a troll:

[8piece.files.wordpress.com image 560x940]

And you ought to know trolls.


Ty for proving my point. She's no good looking. Like a Kansas highway she has no curves
 
2012-09-14 08:59:02 AM
Hey, give her a break. She's bringing fresh genes into a blood line that was either going to die or get killed off.

Fun fact: In WWI the King, the Kaiser, and the Czar were first cousins.
 
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