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(Daily Mail)   Meet the armless man who throws out the first pitch at baseball games to help raise awareness. His goal is to throw off of every mound in the league, and he just might meet that goal because he was just signed by the Astros   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 12
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2012-09-14 04:51:24 AM
The Pirates could use him, too.
 
2012-09-14 06:41:34 AM
I'd say let him join the Cubs, but he's been through enough already.
 
2012-09-14 07:11:47 AM
"Success story: Despite his disabilities, Willis managed to get fine education and launch a video and TV production company


Holy shiat.

He was born without arms, not without a brain you condescending pricks.
 
2012-09-14 07:18:27 AM
Dave Dravecky?

/too soon?
 
2012-09-14 07:31:53 AM
He could pitch for the Astros, but still be a farmhand for the Pirates and Cubs.
 
2012-09-14 08:42:17 AM
Ford recently updated the description of Mr. Willis to "Mostly armless."

/Slightly embarrassed cough
 
2012-09-14 10:09:31 AM
Next for the Astros to sign:

sharetv.org

/Arther, we're going to play BASEBALL!
 
2012-09-14 10:32:56 AM

Dear Jerk: He could pitch for the Astros, but still be a farmhand for the Pirates and Cubs.


you insensitive bastard!!!


/you mean farmfoot????
 
2012-09-14 11:02:59 AM
Clicked hoping to see a video of how this guy does it.

Oh well....
 
2012-09-14 05:10:33 PM

MVEAlpha: Clicked hoping to see a video of how this guy does it.

Oh well....


Here ya go....

Link
 
2012-09-14 06:01:49 PM

Dear Jerk: He could pitch for the Astros, but still be a farmhand for the Pirates and Cubs.


The Astros would trade him for prospects...
 
2012-09-14 09:28:01 PM

bigghigg: Dear Jerk: He could pitch for the Astros, but still be a farmhand for the Pirates and Cubs.

The Astros would trade him for prospects...


Nobody would trade him-- not after costing an arm and an arm.
 
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