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(Chicago Trib)   Chicago police say paint huffing is to blame for two car accidents, increase in sales of Warriors t-shirts   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 54
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2012-09-14 12:04:28 AM  
www.epitaph.com
 
2012-09-14 12:04:48 AM  
whatever happened with that guy?
 
2012-09-14 12:04:54 AM  
[clink clink clink]
 
2012-09-14 12:07:50 AM  
i.cdn.turner.com

Welcome to Fark.
 
2012-09-14 12:14:12 AM  
This is a scandal.

winniecooper.net
 
2012-09-14 12:14:23 AM  

pudding7: whatever happened with that guy?


I seem to remember about a year or so ago there was a story about how he had been sober for a couple months and was turning his life around. Then a week later he got arrested again.
 
2012-09-14 12:17:42 AM  
So when we get done here, wanna take a cruz and get dusted?

/ remembers when dusted meant killed.
// my lawn get .....
/// ahh who cares yer just gonna do whatever you want to anyway.
 
2012-09-14 12:20:58 AM  
Keep on sniffin' 'til you brain goes pop
keep on sniffin' 'til your brain goes pop.

Keep on sniffin' 'til you brain goes pop
keep on sniffin' 'til your brain goes ... POP.
 
2012-09-14 12:21:01 AM  

baronbloodbath: Welcome to Fark.


I've been looking at that picture on Fark for many years now and still refuse to believe it's real. Even more than the shark/chopper pic.which I know is not real. Where am I?
 
2012-09-14 12:21:37 AM  
All we gotta do here is ban paint. That'll fix this in a jiff.
 
2012-09-14 12:23:28 AM  

pudding7: whatever happened with that guy?


"That guy", as you call him, is Sir Patrick Tribett.

He's pretty much the underdog mascot around here. Most of us sympathize with him and he is completely unaware of that fact. I still believe that some day he'll clean up his act and undertake a respectable endeavor. Maybe a janitor or something.

/Not directed at you
//more for the uninitiated
///inb4 month old account. I've made the switch.
 
2012-09-14 12:25:47 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-14 12:29:59 AM  
 
2012-09-14 12:31:20 AM  

simon_bar_sinister: / remembers when dusted meant killed.


I thought "dusted" meant high on PCP.

/ I got ill, I got busted
// I got dust and I got dusted
 
2012-09-14 12:31:26 AM  

lewismarktwo: All we gotta do here is ban paint. That'll fix this in a jiff.


BAN ALL THE PAINTS!
 
2012-09-14 12:32:54 AM  
I think you mean White Sox t-shirts, subby.
 
2012-09-14 12:33:39 AM  
imageshack.us

Baseball Furies have terrible aim.
 
2012-09-14 12:34:40 AM  

fusillade762: lewismarktwo: All we gotta do here is ban paint. That'll fix this in a jiff.

BAN ALL THE PAINTS!


Ban ALL the paints?

/The second half of that meme never gets any love.
 
2012-09-14 12:35:03 AM  
What is the scoop with that warriors shirt anyway? Is it a sports team shirt, and more importantly, where can I get one?
 
2012-09-14 12:37:18 AM  

detritus: What is the scoop with that warriors shirt anyway? Is it a sports team shirt, and more importantly, where can I get one?


You best be trollin'
 
2012-09-14 12:37:39 AM  

Neondistraction: pudding7: whatever happened with that guy?

I seem to remember about a year or so ago there was a story about how he had been sober for a couple months and was turning his life around. Then a week later he got arrested again.


Linky
 
2012-09-14 12:40:26 AM  

President Merkin Muffley: Most of us sympathize with him and he is completely unaware of that fact.


How many times has he been arrested? 10? 11 at least?

Yeah... can't really feel sympathy for him.
 
2012-09-14 12:40:43 AM  

Neondistraction: I seem to remember about a year or so ago there was a story about how he had been sober for a couple months and was turning his life around. Then a week later he got arrested again.


He was also talking to a lawyer who told him he could sue the Internet for using his picture in photoshops. Then he got arrested again.

As some people have mentioned in Paint Huffer threads, after a while the solvents kill off all the brain cells which aren't actively involved in finding more paint to huff. A paint huffer slowly becomes nothing more than an automaton devoted to huffing paint. Alas, poor Patrick may be well on his way to that end. The asymmetrical mouth would be one symptom.
 
2012-09-14 12:43:45 AM  
www.kmoser.com
 
2012-09-14 12:46:59 AM  

RoxtarRyan: President Merkin Muffley: Most of us sympathize with him and he is completely unaware of that fact.

How many times has he been arrested? 10? 11 at least?

Yeah... can't really feel sympathy for him.


I spy a republican.
 
2012-09-14 12:48:08 AM  

DanZero: [www.epitaph.com image 306x306]


Huffer thread and THAT is what you come up with?

You must be new here...

i2.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-14 12:51:46 AM  
images.wikia.com
 
2012-09-14 12:56:07 AM  
farkin a subby, the article repeatedly points out that both perps were using electronics dusters, not paint. How hard is it to read a couple lines when you the one farking submitting?
 
2012-09-14 12:58:46 AM  
And today, a guy on the Eisenhower caused a wrong way accident, then bailed out on his car and fled on foot. There's more where that came from.
 
2012-09-14 01:02:46 AM  

LockeOak: [images.wikia.com image 605x336]


Notice how her tits keep getting bigger?
 
2012-09-14 01:05:05 AM  

sage37: farkin a subby, the article repeatedly points out that both perps were using electronics dusters, not paint. How hard is it to read a couple lines when you the one farking submitting?


img.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-14 01:06:44 AM  
cache.jezebel.com

/oblig and missing
 
2012-09-14 01:10:32 AM  
Jay Cutler, finally explained.
 
2012-09-14 01:12:44 AM  
I tried to find that shirt online for a Dragon*Con costume. Couldn't find it, had to go to a "design a t-shirt" site.
 
2012-09-14 01:20:33 AM  

theorellior: Neondistraction: I seem to remember about a year or so ago there was a story about how he had been sober for a couple months and was turning his life around. Then a week later he got arrested again.

He was also talking to a lawyer who told him he could sue the Internet for using his picture in photoshops. Then he got arrested again.

As some people have mentioned in Paint Huffer threads, after a while the solvents kill off all the brain cells which aren't actively involved in finding more paint to huff. A paint huffer slowly becomes nothing more than an automaton devoted to huffing paint. Alas, poor Patrick may be well on his way to that end. The asymmetrical mouth would be one symptom.


There was an awful episode of COPS where the cop finds two paint huffers living in some kind of dumpster behind a hardware store. It was awful because the two guys were in their 30s, looked about 90, and had this weird, glassy look in their eyes...like they were already dead just their bodies didn't know it. The cop couldn't even put them in handcuffs because they could barely walk hanging onto a wall. They obviously had no idea they were off to jail, and the cop even said he was mostly doing it so they'd have a safe place to stay and get something to eat.

It was just horrible.
 
2012-09-14 01:24:14 AM  

sage37: farkin a subby, the article repeatedly points out that both perps were using electronics dusters, not paint. How hard is it to read a couple lines when you the one farking submitting?


i2.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-14 01:26:00 AM  
You gonna get huffed.
 
2012-09-14 01:26:21 AM  
www.celebrityworthlist.com
 
2012-09-14 01:47:14 AM  
farm6.static.flickr.com
 
2012-09-14 01:52:25 AM  
Imagine that, solvents can get you high!
 
2012-09-14 02:18:29 AM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-09-14 03:06:32 AM  
A long time ago, I accidentally locked my keys in my car and when the locksmith came out to get it open, he brought his son, probably age five or so, with him, and while the kid and I were standing around waiting on the locksmith, the kid turned me and randomly (and proudly) announced, "I like the smell of smoke and gasoline!"

To this day, I sometimes wonder what became of that kid.
 
2012-09-14 03:08:10 AM  
Nice headline, subby.
 
2012-09-14 03:09:04 AM  

sage37: farkin a subby, the article repeatedly points out that both perps were using electronics dusters, not paint. How hard is it to read a couple lines when you the one farking submitting?


Holy crap, dude. Lurk more.
 
2012-09-14 03:13:20 AM  
I had several reactions to the comments here. But the double ale I drank is kicking in and I lost them all...
 
2012-09-14 04:37:20 AM  
there are reasons they call them "high" lighters and "magic" markers
 
2012-09-14 04:38:02 AM  
there are reasons they call the high lighters and magic markers
 
2012-09-14 05:07:17 AM  
Subby's headline made me decide that I want an official Patrick Tribbett "Warriors" shirt.

The problem is, it seems that they have kinda moved on from their most famous t-shirt design. Any farker know where I can get one just like the "original"?

i721.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-14 09:14:00 AM  

President Merkin Muffley: RoxtarRyan: President Merkin Muffley: Most of us sympathize with him and he is completely unaware of that fact.

How many times has he been arrested? 10? 11 at least?

Yeah... can't really feel sympathy for him.

I spy a republican.


Oh, yeah. Totally. Because I don't sympathize with someone who dropped out of college to become a professional paint huffer.
 
2012-09-14 09:25:42 AM  
im1.shutterfly.com

Close enough? Suggestions? I've been wanting one of these shirts for years, I might order the 6 minimum if I can get them anywhere close enough and sell the other 5 for what they cost me.
 
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