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(AZCentral)   After her boyfriend poured her alcoholic beverage down the sink because she's pregnant, woman tells police she 'accidentally' stabbed him. Riiiiiight   (azcentral.com ) divider line
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2012-09-13 08:35:27 PM  
Was it a margarita?
 
2012-09-13 08:37:58 PM  
What's her fark handle?
/Holy crap it's a fark story where the boyfriend with the pregnant girlfriend is rational.
 
2012-09-13 08:41:31 PM  
Had a "friend" stay with over labor day weekend because she just got out of the hospital. She couldn't eat anything without puking 10 minutes later. As it turns out her lap band slipped a little so they drained it. Anyway. She downed a 5th of vodak every night she was there. When my wife took her back to the hospital because she kept falling (seemingly unrelated to the vodak) they wanted to keep her for further neuro testing. She refused and came backfire Polish off another 5th of vodak. I told her she needs to leave and go home or back to the hospital. She went full retard and couldn't understand why we were being so mean. Biatch you stink from 4 days of vodak and no shower. She still weighs over 300lbs so you can imagine the funk eminating from her folds of skin and blubber.
 
2012-09-13 08:42:21 PM  

thatboyoverthere: What's her fark handle?
/Holy crap it's a fark story where the boyfriend with the pregnant girlfriend is rational.


Pregnant girlfriend is rational eh?
 
2012-09-13 08:46:59 PM  
Then he ran into my knife/
He ran into my knife TEN times!

thank you, Chicago.
 
2012-09-13 08:48:42 PM  

Savage Belief: Had a "friend" stay with over labor day weekend because she just got out of the hospital. She couldn't eat anything without puking 10 minutes later. As it turns out her lap band slipped a little so they drained it. Anyway. She downed a 5th of vodak every night she was there. When my wife took her back to the hospital because she kept falling (seemingly unrelated to the vodak) they wanted to keep her for further neuro testing. She refused and came backfire Polish off another 5th of vodak. I told her she needs to leave and go home or back to the hospital. She went full retard and couldn't understand why we were being so mean. Biatch you stink from 4 days of vodak and no shower. She still weighs over 300lbs so you can imagine the funk eminating from her folds of skin and blubber.


But her Woolmort check, unemployment benifits, and section 8 housing check cleared, didn't they. Clearly this woman is an upstanding member of our community.
 
2012-09-13 08:50:10 PM  
Don't fark with people's booze. Just don't farking do it.
 
2012-09-13 08:52:28 PM  
Hey lady, do the world a favor and have an abortion and then get your tubes tied.
 
2012-09-13 09:20:08 PM  
biatches are crazy, news at 11
 
2012-09-13 09:21:25 PM  
There's always the possibility that alcohol and poor judgment on her part might lead to a nice romantic evening.
 
2012-09-13 09:30:21 PM  

Savage Belief: She still weighs over 300lbs so you can imagine the funk eminating from her folds of skin and blubber.


Why do you hate us?
 
2012-09-13 09:31:20 PM  
"Your Honor, I was so mad I had an epileptic seizure while holding a butcher knife and he was in the way."

Is about the only scenario I can conjure up for this claim.
 
2012-09-13 09:38:38 PM  
Honest Your Honor, I have allergies and just sneezed, kinda like this, and I guess I must have been holding that knife

www.enemyplanet.com 


Case dismissed? Thanks!
 
2012-09-13 09:41:13 PM  
She looks pretty good for 36.
 
2012-09-13 09:46:40 PM  

SheldonCooper: There's always the possibility that alcohol and poor judgment on her part might lead to a nice romantic evening.


Yes, that's how she got knocked up. Pregnant women are edgy, he shouldn't have bothered her. I'm sure where she is from her drinking habit is common.

/yO ANCHOR BABIES AND BENEFITS!
 
2012-09-13 09:50:11 PM  
It's absolutely wrong for someone to take their alcoholic beverage even if the person was pregnant.

Even though pregnant women are not supposed to consume alcohol, it was her decision to consume alcohol. She wants to drink. Let her face the consequences of her actions when her child is born with fetal alcohol syndrome.

This "war on women" needs to stop.
 
2012-09-13 09:56:40 PM  
Kristen Stewart is just not taking the break-up well.

Gyrfalcon: "Your Honor, I was so mad I had an epileptic seizure while holding a butcher knife and he was in the way."
Is about the only scenario I can conjure up for this claim.


Pregnant women get dizzy a lot.  Yes, they do.
 
2012-09-13 10:01:16 PM  
I would often dump about 20 percent my girlfriends whiskey down the drain and add water to it . She couldn't tell the difference . She would drink a whole fifth normaly and get totally crazy , but when I dumped part of the bottle it made a world of difference .

/yeah product tampering and all I know but the world was a better place ,
 
2012-09-13 10:08:26 PM  

cryinoutloud: Kristen Stewart is just not taking the break-up well.

Gyrfalcon: "Your Honor, I was so mad I had an epileptic seizure while holding a butcher knife and he was in the way."
Is about the only scenario I can conjure up for this claim.

Pregnant women get dizzy a lot.  Yes, they do.


"Your Honor, I was very dizzy and felt faint while I was holding a butcher knife, and he was in the way every time I reached out towards the counter for support."

Still not buying it.
 
2012-09-13 10:08:43 PM  
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I'm so sorry I made you stab me!
 
2012-09-13 10:10:16 PM  

RottenEggs: I would often dump about 20 percent my girlfriends whiskey down the drain and add water to it . She couldn't tell the difference . She would drink a whole fifth normaly and get totally crazy , but when I dumped part of the bottle it made a world of difference .

/yeah product tampering and all I know but the world was a better place ,


only product tampering if you try and sell me a drink from it. Good on ya, hope she's doing better
 
2012-09-13 11:14:00 PM  

remus: Honest Your Honor, I have allergies and just sneezed, kinda like this, and I guess I must have been holding that knife

[www.enemyplanet.com image 80x120] 


Case dismissed? Thanks!


Mesmerizing.
 
2012-09-13 11:58:14 PM  

The Whore Of Mensa: Then he ran into my knife/
He ran into my knife TEN times!

thank you, Chicago.



I wondered "how many times" when I saw the headline....
 
2012-09-14 12:43:42 AM  
What TFA fails to mention is that while he poured the alcohol down the drain, he asked her what book she was reading.
 
2012-09-14 01:12:17 AM  

vudukungfu: Savage Belief: Had a "friend" stay with over labor day weekend because she just got out of the hospital. She couldn't eat anything without puking 10 minutes later. As it turns out her lap band slipped a little so they drained it. Anyway. She downed a 5th of vodak every night she was there. When my wife took her back to the hospital because she kept falling (seemingly unrelated to the vodak) they wanted to keep her for further neuro testing. She refused and came backfire Polish off another 5th of vodak. I told her she needs to leave and go home or back to the hospital. She went full retard and couldn't understand why we were being so mean. Biatch you stink from 4 days of vodak and no shower. She still weighs over 300lbs so you can imagine the funk eminating from her folds of skin and blubber.

But her Woolmort check, unemployment benifits, and section 8 housing check cleared, didn't they. Clearly this woman is an upstanding member of our community.


Isn't drinking after getting ANY kind of weight loss surgery insanely dangerous?

I'm sure there's a few bullshiat disorders she's faking for disability or social security benefits. Call it a hunch.
 
2012-09-14 01:29:53 AM  
This is why you wear a condom when you stick your deek into crazy.
 
2012-09-14 01:30:22 AM  

PiffMan420: vudukungfu: Savage Belief: Had a "friend" stay with over labor day weekend because she just got out of the hospital. She couldn't eat anything without puking 10 minutes later. As it turns out her lap band slipped a little so they drained it. Anyway. She downed a 5th of vodak every night she was there. When my wife took her back to the hospital because she kept falling (seemingly unrelated to the vodak) they wanted to keep her for further neuro testing. She refused and came backfire Polish off another 5th of vodak. I told her she needs to leave and go home or back to the hospital. She went full retard and couldn't understand why we were being so mean. Biatch you stink from 4 days of vodak and no shower. She still weighs over 300lbs so you can imagine the funk eminating from her folds of skin and blubber.

But her Woolmort check, unemployment benifits, and section 8 housing check cleared, didn't they. Clearly this woman is an upstanding member of our community.

Isn't drinking after getting ANY kind of weight loss surgery insanely dangerous?

I'm sure there's a few bullshiat disorders she's faking for disability or social security benefits. Call it a hunch.


She better cash in quick, because doing what she's doing after lapband surgery will ensure she won't be collecting benefits much longer.
 
2012-09-14 01:30:40 AM  

Savage Belief: Had a "friend" stay with over labor day weekend because she just got out of the hospital. She couldn't eat anything without puking 10 minutes later. As it turns out her lap band slipped a little so they drained it. Anyway. She downed a 5th of vodak every night she was there. When my wife took her back to the hospital because she kept falling (seemingly unrelated to the vodak) they wanted to keep her for further neuro testing. She refused and came backfire Polish off another 5th of vodak. I told her she needs to leave and go home or back to the hospital. She went full retard and couldn't understand why we were being so mean. Biatch you stink from 4 days of vodak and no shower. She still weighs over 300lbs so you can imagine the funk eminating from her folds of skin and blubber.


Out of curiosity did you ever tell the doctor she was drinking vodka?

/you tolerated her longer than I would have...
 
2012-09-14 01:37:26 AM  
Came for "we need better knife control laws."

/Unfortunately, had to say it myself.
 
2012-09-14 05:11:59 AM  
I'd almost bet we haven't heard the last of her or her crotch fruit?
 
2012-09-14 09:18:06 AM  

Funk Brothers: It's absolutely wrong for someone to take their alcoholic beverage even if the person was pregnant.

Even though pregnant women are not supposed to consume alcohol, it was her decision to consume alcohol. She wants to drink. Let her face the consequences of her actions when her child is born with fetal alcohol syndrome.

This "war on women" needs to stop.


Exactly THIS!

It was HER alcohol, he stole it and destroyed it. She's an adult, she had every right to chose to drink. He can discuss it with her if he didn't like it, but he doesn't get to vandalize her shiat.

And it's not like pregnant women don't regularly consume alcohol in most of the civilized world, it's only in the prohibitionist US where stupidity like this happens.
 
2012-09-14 10:10:45 AM  
Don't you touch my beer!

/not pregnant
 
2012-09-14 05:52:28 PM  

DarkVader: Funk Brothers: It's absolutely wrong for someone to take their alcoholic beverage even if the person was pregnant.

Even though pregnant women are not supposed to consume alcohol, it was her decision to consume alcohol. She wants to drink. Let her face the consequences of her actions when her child is born with fetal alcohol syndrome.

This "war on women" needs to stop.

Exactly THIS!

It was HER alcohol, he stole it and destroyed it. She's an adult, she had every right to chose to drink. He can discuss it with her if he didn't like it, but he doesn't get to vandalize her shiat.

And it's not like pregnant women don't regularly consume alcohol in most of the civilized world, it's only in the prohibitionist US where stupidity like this happens.


Let her have the farking drink. You smoke/drink what YOU like, let the rest of the world be hedonistic in other ways.

/As I tell the story, I was a perfect frickin' angel during my pregnancies.
//Not committing homicide even though that's all I felt like doing to the piece of crap who was brutalizing me and no jury member who'd ever been pregnant would ever convict me = acting like a perfect frickin' angel.
 
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