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(Huffington Post)   Naked and bloody man gnaws on woman's head near Scranton. That's what she said   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 6
    More: Weird, Scranton, Montreal police, Miami-Dade Police Department, Alexander Kinyua, Morgan State, aggravated assault  
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2012-09-14 01:24:40 AM  
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zobear: Every undead outbreak, regardless of its class, has a beginning...These signs include:

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3. Cases of "violent insanity" in which the subject attacked friends or family without the use of weapons. Find out if the attacker bit or tried to bite his victims. If so, are any of the victims still in the hospital? Try to discover if any of these victims mysteriously died within days of their bite.

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http://zombie.wikia.com/wiki/Outbreaks^


Also, IIRC, a sudden uptick in homicides where the "victim" was beheaded by the "attacker"...possible sign that the killer was the victim of a zombie attack and attempting to prevent more deaths.
2012-09-14 01:08:43 AM  
1 votes:
Every undead outbreak, regardless of its class, has a beginning...These signs include:

...

3. Cases of "violent insanity" in which the subject attacked friends or family without the use of weapons. Find out if the attacker bit or tried to bite his victims. If so, are any of the victims still in the hospital? Try to discover if any of these victims mysteriously died within days of their bite.

...

http://zombie.wikia.com/wiki/Outbreaks^
2012-09-13 11:50:11 PM  
1 votes:

Egalitarian: did he also take a dump in front of everybody? if so, sounds like the Jimson weed.


Ahhh, the solanaceae family.
It brings to us such wonderful things, like tomatoes, potatoes, peppers, and deadly nightshade.

Jimson weed is not the only strongly hallucinogenic flower in that family, either -- there are many. Angel's Trumpet (Brugmansia) is an extremely powerful hallucinogen whose psychoactive alkaloids can wreak havoc on the heart and various other muscles. It can easily kill you. It has large orange-yellow flowers of similar shape to the ones on Jimson weed. Allow me to relate this little tidbit:
The hallucinogenic effects of Brugmansia were described in the journal Pathology as "terrifying rather than pleasurable".[25] ... These hallucinations are often characterized by complete loss of awareness that one is hallucinating, disconnection from reality, and amnesia of the episode, such as one example reported in Psychiatry and Clinical Neuroscience of a young man who amputated his own penis and tongue after drinking only 1 cup of Brugmansia tea.
2012-09-13 11:35:50 PM  
1 votes:
Yeah, this is why Walking Dead and all zombie movies fail to convince me; there's never any buck-ass naked zombie shambling around. As soon as weirdos like this lose their minds they also lose their pants.

There's no way actual zombies would stay fully-dressed for very long.

/they'd at least lose a shoe or two.
2012-09-13 11:04:28 PM  
1 votes:

Hale-Bopp: Fuggin Bizzy: This is why marijuana is and should remain illegal.

1/10

/you'll get bites for your weak effort


I give it 5/10, since everyone seems to be missing the obvious sarcasm here. Recalibrate your meters, folks.
2012-09-13 10:36:30 PM  
1 votes:
Man, all these years after 'Heaven's Gate' and still so angry.
 
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