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(Huffington Post)   Naked and bloody man gnaws on woman's head near Scranton. That's what she said   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 75
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2012-09-13 06:09:53 PM  
Schrute Farms?
 
2012-09-13 06:11:06 PM  
Was she facing her Fear?
 
2012-09-13 06:12:00 PM  
Well that IS where the tastiest meat is.
 
2012-09-13 06:15:23 PM  
I'm not even sure where the scranton is on ones head
 
2012-09-13 06:15:44 PM  
bath salts?
 
2012-09-13 06:17:21 PM  

toddalmighty: bath salts?


PCP is making a comeback.
 
2012-09-13 06:18:57 PM  
Filling bathtubs with water. Stockpiling non-perishables. Buying bike-powered generator. Tearing up staircase...
 
2012-09-13 06:22:03 PM  
I see what you did there.
 
2012-09-13 06:36:33 PM  
It's yet unclear whether Cimino was on drugs during the incident

Really.....
 
2012-09-13 08:42:18 PM  
Sounds like a story full of bath salts....
 
2012-09-13 08:46:36 PM  
Was it this woman?

i.ytimg.com
 
2012-09-13 09:09:31 PM  
I loathe "that's what she said" quips...but this one made me smirk
 
2012-09-13 09:48:02 PM  

Lor M. Ipsum: .but this one made me smirk


That's what she said.
 
2012-09-13 10:15:32 PM  
Scranton Strangler?
 
2012-09-13 10:15:40 PM  
i.huffpost.com

God, I love stock images.
 
2012-09-13 10:18:10 PM  

doglover: It's yet unclear whether Cimino was on drugs during the incident

Really.....


{snort}
My thoughts exactly.
Boat's a hell of a drug...
How bad off do you have to be to decide that completely detaching from your body seems like a good idea.
 
2012-09-13 10:19:03 PM  
Zombie security has been really lax lately.
 
2012-09-13 10:22:16 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
I bet it was Prison Mike. He hasn't been the same since the Dementors.
 
2012-09-13 10:25:03 PM  
Great, that bath-salt manufacturer has moved north...
 
2012-09-13 10:27:32 PM  

Arn_Dee: Zombie security has been really lax lately.


Not in my household. My roommate and I have our main weapons inn the livingroom ready to defend our single point of entry, loads of non-parishable, precooked foods, water for weeks, and even a fat roommate to stall the zombies while we escape to my plan b location.
 
2012-09-13 10:33:30 PM  
Send ..... more ....... scrapple.
 
2012-09-13 10:33:34 PM  
This is why marijuana is and should remain illegal.
 
2012-09-13 10:34:03 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-13 10:34:14 PM  
From Scranton, so getting a kick.
 
2012-09-13 10:36:30 PM  
Man, all these years after 'Heaven's Gate' and still so angry.
 
2012-09-13 10:40:39 PM  
What if there's a drug that turns people into zombies?.
 
2012-09-13 10:45:39 PM  

Fuggin Bizzy: This is why marijuana is and should remain illegal.


That has got to be the single dumbest thing I have ever hears. Nowhere, at any time, did you even come close to the point of the article, it was rambling and incoherent, and the audience is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
 
2012-09-13 10:46:36 PM  

CygnusDarius: What if there's a drug that turns people into zombies?.


Old-school anti-psychotics. shuffle-shuffle.
 
2012-09-13 10:48:14 PM  
This man is wanted for questioning

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2012-09-13 10:50:21 PM  

JohnnyRebel88: This man is wanted for questioning


I'm sure he's wanted for many things.

/like murder.
 
2012-09-13 10:51:14 PM  
Im beginning to believe this is starting.

lh4.googleusercontent.com

I live in California and here they're called Liberals and damn if there isn't a lot of them.
 
2012-09-13 10:52:46 PM  
d3pof0dg6ipqi1.cloudfront.net
 
2012-09-13 10:56:19 PM  

chaosweaver: Fuggin Bizzy: This is why marijuana is and should remain illegal.

That has got to be the single dumbest thing I have ever hears. Nowhere, at any time, did you even come close to the point of the article, it was rambling and incoherent, and the audience is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.


Maybe he had a righteous case of the munches.

/legalize it!
 
2012-09-13 10:58:06 PM  

Fuggin Bizzy: This is why marijuana is and should remain illegal.


1/10

/you'll get bites for your weak effort
 
2012-09-13 10:59:15 PM  
It was just after dark when a man gnawed on
the head of a woman from Scranton, Pennsylvania
Tasting 30,000 cells... of Latanya
Tasting 30,000 cells... of La-tan-yaaaa
 
2012-09-13 10:59:27 PM  
Ahh Scranton and Hawley... The stomping grounds of my youth....
 
2012-09-13 11:00:25 PM  

chaosweaver: JohnnyRebel88: This man is wanted for questioning

I'm sure he's wanted for many things.

/like murder.


Only for "The Boston Girl"
 
2012-09-13 11:04:22 PM  
Scranton. I little pocket of Florida for the Northeast.

/been in Scranton exactly twice. Both times I ran into the weirdest people.
 
2012-09-13 11:04:25 PM  

chaosweaver: JohnnyRebel88: This man is wanted for questioning

I'm sure he's wanted for many things.

/like murder.


Well duh. He killed everything he farked.
 
2012-09-13 11:04:28 PM  

Hale-Bopp: Fuggin Bizzy: This is why marijuana is and should remain illegal.

1/10

/you'll get bites for your weak effort


I give it 5/10, since everyone seems to be missing the obvious sarcasm here. Recalibrate your meters, folks.
 
2012-09-13 11:04:42 PM  
manhattaninfidel.com


"This would never go down in my Scranton,y'all."
 
2012-09-13 11:09:29 PM  

Apos: [manhattaninfidel.com image 500x425]


"This would never go down in my Scranton,y'all."


www.thedailyrash.com

.......................................



3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-13 11:12:37 PM  
Gnaw is such an ugly word, it was more like purrrrrr
 
2012-09-13 11:14:06 PM  
If you type out the word "Scranton" and just stare at it, you'll slowly start to go mad.
 
2012-09-13 11:15:44 PM  

farkingismybusiness: chaosweaver: JohnnyRebel88: This man is wanted for questioning

I'm sure he's wanted for many things.

/like murder.

Well duh. He killed everything he farked.


Bravo and touche
 
2012-09-13 11:21:44 PM  
did he also take a dump in front of everybody? if so, sounds like the Jimson weed.

Jimson weed, the awesome free brain toxin that makes you take your clothes off and run around like a maniac. You may also find yourself pooping on the floor/ground in front of other people because why the hell not?

\knew a guy who destroyed his brain on the stuff
 
2012-09-13 11:31:13 PM  
If they get naked and try to eat/kill you it's "bath salts".
If they stay clothed and try to kill you it's "wet", which is a combination of PCP and marijuana.
 
2012-09-13 11:32:20 PM  
www.remedyoutfitters.com
Bath salts are a helluva drug
 
2012-09-13 11:35:34 PM  
Why would that be something to do with a "That's what she said" ending?
 
2012-09-13 11:35:50 PM  
Yeah, this is why Walking Dead and all zombie movies fail to convince me; there's never any buck-ass naked zombie shambling around. As soon as weirdos like this lose their minds they also lose their pants.

There's no way actual zombies would stay fully-dressed for very long.

/they'd at least lose a shoe or two.
 
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