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(WTAM)   What do you say when a man's leopard print underwear leads to a murder mistrial? "Hellooooo Florida"   (wtam.com) divider line 33
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2012-09-13 08:24:07 PM
This case will leave a dark streak on the attorney's case history.

/Poop
 
2012-09-13 09:00:37 PM
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Wanted for questioning.
 
2012-09-13 09:04:40 PM
FTFA: The lawyer posted the photo on her personal Facebook page and wrote a comment indicating her client's family considered the underwear "proper attire for trial."

Why the hell would his underwear matter? I have no way of knowing this for certain...but, during the trial, I'm guessing they'll be covered by some sort of long pants.
 
2012-09-13 09:12:39 PM
Since when did it become against the law to stab you girlfriend to death in Hialeah????

Tony Montana would not approve.
 
2012-09-13 09:16:37 PM
everyone loves a lawyer.
 
2012-09-13 09:19:52 PM
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Unavailable for comment
 
2012-09-13 09:20:32 PM
On a more serious note, looks like this particular PD has some serious maturity issues.
 
2012-09-13 09:20:37 PM

eraser8: FTFA: The lawyer posted the photo on her personal Facebook page and wrote a comment indicating her client's family considered the underwear "proper attire for trial."

Why the hell would his underwear matter? I have no way of knowing this for certain...but, during the trial, I'm guessing they'll be covered by some sort of long pants.


I normally consider underwear proper trial attire if covered by outerwear that is also proper trial attire.
 
2012-09-13 09:22:22 PM

Gyrfalcon: eraser8: FTFA: The lawyer posted the photo on her personal Facebook page and wrote a comment indicating her client's family considered the underwear "proper attire for trial."

Why the hell would his underwear matter? I have no way of knowing this for certain...but, during the trial, I'm guessing they'll be covered by some sort of long pants.

I normally consider underwear proper trial attire if covered by outerwear that is also proper trial attire.


OK, brain just asploded.

/too much IPA methinks
 
2012-09-13 09:27:54 PM
Bazinga!
 
2012-09-13 09:30:23 PM
After RTFA, I can agree that the judge's decision was sound. The lawyer was a dumbass, and was punished accordingly. I would not want to be the laywer that might have had to jump in mid-trial, so a do-over is the only way.
 
2012-09-13 09:31:25 PM

SheldonCooper: Bazinga!


Sorry, it wasn't Flash briefs.
 
2012-09-13 09:31:58 PM

MrDon: Since when did it become against the law to stab you girlfriend to death in Hialeah????


Getting stabbed in the hialeah hurts like hell.
 
2012-09-13 09:40:40 PM
She had to pull them down to her ankles before they snapped away from the crotch.
 
2012-09-13 09:40:56 PM
Did you mean reopard??

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2012-09-13 09:43:24 PM

TheMega: Did you mean reopard??


Christ, that kid's tits are bigger than my last 4 girlfriends' combined!
 
2012-09-13 09:47:10 PM

HE'S SEXY AND HE KNOWS IT!


/Her client works oooooooout!
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2012-09-13 09:49:23 PM
www.cops.com

First thing I thought of.

/hot baby!
 
2012-09-13 09:53:11 PM
Ugh, you can just feel the herp emanating from those man-panties! 

/Right through the screen
//It was horrible
 
2012-09-13 09:58:56 PM
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And now you hear it in his voice, in your head.

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"Con-found it! That was MY idea!"
 
2012-09-13 10:05:08 PM

Derek313: [www.cops.com image 850x312]

First thing I thought of.

/hot baby!


Still one of the awesomest COPS segments ever.
 
2012-09-13 10:24:22 PM
Cintron Stern, 31, has been a lawyer since 2008

i.dailymail.co.uk

Odds are she wears thong underwear, which is of course much more professional than wearing leopard print briefs.
 
2012-09-13 10:25:56 PM
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I'm not a state, I'm a monster!
 
2012-09-13 10:32:28 PM

Christian Bale: Cintron Stern, 31, has been a lawyer since 2008



Odds are she wears thong underwear, which is of course much more professional than wearing leopard print briefs.


Yea, she looks like the epitome of professionalism, especially with her scuzzy "still can't grow a mustache even though I'm 30" half-ratarded-looking lover.
 
2012-09-13 10:57:16 PM
And the classism blows up in her face. Not all of us have great taste or much of a budget, but if you're not willing to extend even a modicum of respect for your clients, GTFO of the public defender's office and go work for Lionel Hutz.
 
2012-09-13 11:07:16 PM
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/What I thought of when I read the headline
//hot like Floriduh
 
2012-09-13 11:11:35 PM
Maybe the P.D. was just jealous because the leopard underwear was sexier than what she wears?

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2012-09-13 11:19:20 PM

Christian Bale: Cintron Stern, 31, has been a lawyer since 2008

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x454]

Odds are she wears thong underwear, which is of course much more professional than wearing leopard print briefs.


The used 12 year old BMW 3 series in the pic is no doubt his. He is a leader.
 
2012-09-13 11:27:11 PM
"I'm sexy and I know it."

If there's anything my Professional Responsibilities professor taught my class it's the sage advice of "don't be the first in your class to be disbarred." I'm sure that being canned for stupidity like that was a close second.
 
2012-09-13 11:54:17 PM
"If the comet does not fit, you have to acquit"....
 
2012-09-14 12:16:49 AM

EmmaLou: "I'm sexy and I know it."

If there's anything my Professional Responsibilities professor taught my class it's the sage advice of "don't be the first in your class to be disbarred." I'm sure that being canned for stupidity like that was a close second.


Heh...my Civ Pro instructor spent half a class once explaining the dire necessity for proper courtroom attire for attorneys. But he never mentioned underwear....

Course, he was Mormon, so probably he wouldn't.
 
2012-09-14 01:08:30 AM
I just walked in from work and startled my roommate, who was watching The Sarah Silverman Program in the living room wearing nothing but the Batman briefs he "found" in my closet. Says they're the only ones he could find.
 
2012-09-14 08:04:17 AM

Gotfire: Christian Bale: Cintron Stern, 31, has been a lawyer since 2008

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x454]

Odds are she wears thong underwear, which is of course much more professional than wearing leopard print briefs.

The used 12 year old BMW 3 series in the pic is no doubt his. He is a leaderwinnah.


Fixed that for...

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