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(Metro)   And now for your WTF haircut of the day   ( metro.co.uk) divider line
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27137 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Sep 2012 at 4:50 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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TWX
2012-09-13 04:51:26 PM  
Someone's been watching/reading a little too much Dr. Seuss...
 
2012-09-13 04:51:58 PM  
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Damnit, 2nd place again!
 
2012-09-13 04:52:17 PM  
This should have been a photoshop thread.
 
2012-09-13 04:52:19 PM  
A "Mohican" - WTF?

That's a Mohawk, worn by soldiers, bikers, and people who can't afford another tattoo.
 
2012-09-13 04:52:43 PM  
I am sure he could land a great job at the Hersheys Kisses marketing department
 
2012-09-13 04:52:49 PM  
He's pretty fly for a Japanese guy.

/The world loves Watanabes.
 
2012-09-13 04:54:13 PM  

OldManDownDRoad: A "Mohican" - WTF?

That's a Mohawk, worn by soldiers, bikers, and people who can't afford another tattoo.


That's what the Brits call it. Of course, they call cigarettes "homosexuals", can't spell curb to save their ass, and if they bite you you have to get your arm amputated. They're weird.
 
2012-09-13 04:54:39 PM  
What manner of gelatinous jism would it take to make hair stand that tall?
 
2012-09-13 04:55:05 PM  
Is it just because I looked at the "Popeye" article yesterday, or did TFA actually have that popeye idiot all over it?
 
2012-09-13 04:55:23 PM  
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2012-09-13 04:56:07 PM  
Approves of this haircut.
 
2012-09-13 04:56:08 PM  
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This man has a good argument.
 
2012-09-13 04:56:12 PM  

ChadM89: Is it just because I looked at the "Popeye" article yesterday, or did TFA actually have that popeye idiot all over it?


I liked "cereal box arm guy"
 
2012-09-13 04:56:42 PM  
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Approves of this haircut.
 
2012-09-13 04:57:13 PM  
How does he, you know, go through doors?
 
2012-09-13 04:57:14 PM  
Mohawk, Mohican ... Magua does not care what you call it, he'll [insert magua.jpg]
 
2012-09-13 04:57:59 PM  
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is not amused.
 
2012-09-13 04:58:10 PM  
Glen Plake approves but is also saddened by the news.
 
2012-09-13 04:58:22 PM  

OldManDownDRoad: A "Mohican" - WTF?

That's a Mohawk, worn by soldiers, bikers, and people who can't afford another tattoo.


Shhh.. You'll confuse the children.
 
2012-09-13 04:59:00 PM  

OldManDownDRoad: A "Mohican" - WTF?

That's a Mohawk, worn by soldiers, bikers, and people who can't afford another tattoo.


I think that's what Limey's call it. Was the source an English paper?

/DNRTFA
 
2012-09-13 04:59:53 PM  

LordOfThePings: How does he, you know, go through doors?


My best guess from the photos is that he's only concerned with back doors.
 
2012-09-13 05:00:38 PM  
Congratulations. You have a sperm head.
 
2012-09-13 05:01:28 PM  
Hmm, my hair is almost 3 feet long now, I wonder if a woman can hold the record?
 
2012-09-13 05:03:41 PM  

Haplo127x: Hmm, my hair is almost 3 feet long now, I wonder if a woman can hold the record?


I imagine you could. Lots of gel work!
 
2012-09-13 05:03:46 PM  

Isildur: Congratulations. You have a sperm head.


Indeed

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2012-09-13 05:05:01 PM  
Rusty Griswold: That's it! That's it! That's the way I want my haircut, Dad!
Clark Griswold: Rusty, you don't want to look like a rooster do you?
 
2012-09-13 05:05:50 PM  

calm like a bomb: OldManDownDRoad: A "Mohican" - WTF?

That's a Mohawk, worn by soldiers, bikers, and people who can't afford another tattoo.

That's what the Brits call it. Of course, they call cigarettes "homosexuals", can't spell curb to save their ass, and if they bite you you have to get your arm amputated. They're weird.


They also eat baked beans for breakfast, eat jellied eels, and call Jello "jelly". Not sure what they call jelly.
 
2012-09-13 05:06:07 PM  
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/hot
 
2012-09-13 05:07:57 PM  

emersonbiggins: What manner of gelatinous jism would it take to make hair stand that tall?


It's called White Rain hairspray. It worked for Wayne Static and it can work for you too!
 
2012-09-13 05:08:56 PM  
That's some tall hair, I must say.

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2012-09-13 05:10:56 PM  

Walker: calm like a bomb: OldManDownDRoad: A "Mohican" - WTF?

That's a Mohawk, worn by soldiers, bikers, and people who can't afford another tattoo.

That's what the Brits call it. Of course, they call cigarettes "homosexuals", can't spell curb to save their ass, and if they bite you you have to get your arm amputated. They're weird.

They also eat baked beans for breakfast, eat jellied eels, and call Jello "jelly". Not sure what they call jelly.


Jam. Jam is marmalade, and marmalade is grindy-windy-sweety-fruity-glob.

Here's a reference.

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2012-09-13 05:11:12 PM  

JackieRabbit: OldManDownDRoad: A "Mohican" - WTF?

That's a Mohawk, worn by soldiers, bikers, and people who can't afford another tattoo.

Shhh.. You'll confuse the children.


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Don't forget post-apocalyptic raiders.
 
2012-09-13 05:11:15 PM  
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You don't want to know how he go this hair to stand up like that.
 
2012-09-13 05:13:19 PM  

OldManDownDRoad: A "Mohican" - WTF?

That's a Mohawk, worn by soldiers, bikers, and people who can't afford another tattoo.


Mohawk = American Indian Tribe
Mohican = American Indian Tribe

Did they wear hairstyles that were considered "different" by Europeans, you betch!
 
2012-09-13 05:13:24 PM  

MrEricSir: img442.imageshack.us

You don't want to know how he go this hair to stand up like that.


Is that hair gel?
 
das
2012-09-13 05:18:01 PM  
Looks more like a dunce-cap to me.....
 
2012-09-13 05:18:33 PM  

crzybtch: OldManDownDRoad: A "Mohican" - WTF?

That's a Mohawk, worn by soldiers, bikers, and people who can't afford another tattoo.

Mohawk = American Indian Tribe
Mohican = American Indian Tribe

Did they wear hairstyles that were considered "different" by Europeans, you betch!


And the Germans call it an "Iro" for "Iroquois." These crazy folk.
 
2012-09-13 05:19:25 PM  
I'm surprised it took that long for the Ed Grimley references....
 
2012-09-13 05:26:03 PM  
Even the sneetches were impressed.

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2012-09-13 05:27:16 PM  
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2012-09-13 05:35:51 PM  
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/all hot
 
2012-09-13 05:43:28 PM  
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2012-09-13 05:44:11 PM  
He better watch it, an airplane might fly into it.
 
2012-09-13 05:49:31 PM  
I'm not sure why folks are likening the fella with the freakish bicepts to Popeye. His thing was fore-arms! Toot Toot!
 
2012-09-13 05:55:07 PM  
 
2012-09-13 06:02:32 PM  

trappedspirit: Isildur: Congratulations. You have a sperm head.

Indeed

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2012-09-13 06:10:53 PM  
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Watanabe, that's Japanese for WHAT A KNOB!
 
2012-09-13 06:11:05 PM  

Geriatric Goodman Brown: He's pretty fly for a Japanese guy.

/The world loves Watanabes.


Norwegian Wood?

Or another reference.
 
2012-09-13 06:11:24 PM  
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Approves
 
2012-09-13 06:21:58 PM  
I'm pretty sure the law states that he needs a front and rear pilot car for safety and bridge clearances.
 
2012-09-13 06:29:19 PM  
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2012-09-13 06:31:18 PM  
He looks like his shoulders are getting fertilized.
 
2012-09-13 06:37:53 PM  
Stop looking at his hair! That is nothing compared to my grotesquely huge biceps and triceps. 

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2012-09-13 06:46:49 PM  
In the article he talks abouthow HE preps his hair, and yet it is far taller than he could possibly reach unleashed has freakishly impossible arms.

That is the bigger story.
 
2012-09-13 06:50:04 PM  

Pert: In the article he talks abouthow HE preps his hair, and yet it is far taller than he could possibly reach unleashed has freakishly impossible arms.

That is the bigger story.


Do you know what? Duck autocorrect.duck it in its stupid ashore until it dies. i am fed up with writing what i intend to say only to find yhete or unleashed something equally stupid.
 
2012-09-13 06:50:38 PM  

emersonbiggins: What manner of gelatinous jism would it take to make hair stand that tall?


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2012-09-13 06:54:02 PM  

Snargi: Stop looking at his hair! That is nothing compared to my grotesquely huge biceps and triceps. 

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Damn, beat me to it.
 
2012-09-13 07:27:56 PM  
frenchcheesemuseum: 

What in the holy heck am I looking at in that last pic? I mean, what is going on there?
 
2012-09-13 07:54:30 PM  
"I whip my hair back and"...
um...
 
2012-09-13 08:12:42 PM  
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2012-09-13 08:17:37 PM  
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A challenger appears.
 
2012-09-13 08:33:09 PM  

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/hot


Came here for this.
Good job.
 
2012-09-13 09:50:50 PM  
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2012-09-13 09:53:47 PM  
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WTF is up with tinypic? Do they ban you for everything?
 
2012-09-13 10:39:10 PM  

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I think that's the scariest thing I've ever seen.
 
2012-09-13 10:46:10 PM  

emersonbiggins: What manner of gelatinous jism would it take to make hair stand that tall?


Meet his stylist.

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2012-09-13 11:52:35 PM  

Pert: In the article he talks abouthow HE preps his hair, and yet it is far taller than he could possibly reach unleashed has freakishly impossible arms.
That is the bigger story.


he has his girlfriend fix his hair.

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2012-09-14 07:59:15 AM  
Mohawk Indians and Mohican Indians are 2 diff tribes.....thats pretty bad
 
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