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(Huffington Post)   For the money she spent on 3 drinks at the bar, Sally Struthers could have fed a starving child for a week   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 34
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2012-09-13 05:06:50 PM
 
2012-09-13 05:16:03 PM
It's safe to say that,given her druthers,
The once beloved star Sally Struthers
Would rather be on stage,
Than in an iron cage:
A celeb lush like so many others.
 
2012-09-13 05:23:58 PM
I watch...

4.bp.blogspot.com

too much...

www.celebritynooz.com

TV.

www.sitcomsonline.com
 
2012-09-13 05:35:49 PM
According to TMZ, the 65-year-old actress was handcuffed at the scene, and released shortly after she was taken into custody and posted $160 bail.

We're told Michael Madsen's been booked for a misdemeanor DUI, and bail is set at $15,000.



So you don't even have to be attractive and a Disney child star. Just a female celebrity is enough to get you a slap on the wrist.
 
2012-09-13 06:21:11 PM
That's it then. I'm having all my DUIs in Maine. $160 fine and a 90 day suspension of driving?

I could almost stomach living in Maine for that kind of freedom.
 
2012-09-13 06:26:13 PM
Bah, my headline was better.
 
2012-09-13 06:40:52 PM
Good grief, a Kirstie Alley thread AND a Sally Struthers thread all in the same day?
/cruel Fark, that's cruel.
 
2012-09-13 06:40:55 PM
Three drinks? Subby's been drinking at a cheap bar.
 
2012-09-13 06:41:21 PM
I think she mashing all the starving children's corn and making moonshine.
 
2012-09-13 06:50:35 PM
Is it a bad thing that the only thing I know about Sally Struthers is what South Park has taught me?
 
2012-09-13 06:51:17 PM
What was with the slideshow at the bottom? It's supposed to be celebrities arrested for DUI, and the first picture is of the ex-girfriend of a celebrity? Really? She's not even that attractive.

/sharp knees and all
 
2012-09-13 06:52:58 PM
Huffington Post links are worse than ABC links in terms of autoplay audio.

fark Arianna with Bill Maher's head.
 
2012-09-13 06:56:20 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: That's it then. I'm having all my DUIs in Maine. $160 fine and a 90 day suspension of driving?

I could almost stomach living in Maine for that kind of freedom.


Being stuffed with lobsters might make it all the easier to stomach.
 
2012-09-13 07:11:32 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: I could almost stomach living in Maine for that kind of freedom.


Maine is a fine place to live for the months of July, August, September and the first half of October.
 
2012-09-13 07:16:27 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-13 07:30:25 PM

WordsnCollision: They could have used a more flattering photo.

[storage.canoe.ca image 256x192]

/not this one, of course 
//hot


There are flattering Sally Struthers photos?

/from this decade
 
2012-09-13 07:38:33 PM
golf clap
 
2012-09-13 07:44:25 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: I watch...

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

too much...

[www.celebritynooz.com image 244x376]

TV.

[www.sitcomsonline.com image 560x400]


Adrienne Barbeau. Droooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.
 
2012-09-13 07:47:42 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: That's it then. I'm having all my DUIs in Maine. $160 fine and a 90 day suspension of driving?

I could almost stomach living in Maine for that kind of freedom.


I love Maine. Except for the whole 5 month winter thing.

My sister in Cape Elizabeth (suburb of Portland ME) got an OUI charge knocked down to Driving To Endanger. Which to me sounds a lot worse.
 
2012-09-13 07:49:23 PM

Mugato: According to TMZ, the 65-year-old actress was handcuffed at the scene, and released shortly after she was taken into custody and posted $160 bail.

We're told Michael Madsen's been booked for a misdemeanor DUI, and bail is set at $15,000.


So you don't even have to be attractive and a Disney child star. Just a female celebrity is enough to get you a slap on the wrist.


It's not so much a slap on the wrist as that the jail was afraid it would bankrupt the entire state to feed her for a week.
 
2012-09-13 07:53:49 PM

Gyrfalcon: Mugato: According to TMZ, the 65-year-old actress was handcuffed at the scene, and released shortly after she was taken into custody and posted $160 bail.

We're told Michael Madsen's been booked for a misdemeanor DUI, and bail is set at $15,000.


So you don't even have to be attractive and a Disney child star. Just a female celebrity is enough to get you a slap on the wrist.

It's not so much a slap on the wrist as that the jail was afraid it would bankrupt the entire state to feed her for a week.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-13 08:00:49 PM

Tom_Slick: AdolfOliverPanties: I could almost stomach living in Maine for that kind of freedom.

Maine is a fine place to live for the months of July, August, September and the first half of October.


May and June are nice, too.
 
2012-09-13 08:06:31 PM

Imperious Rex!: Is it a bad thing that the only thing I know about Sally Struthers is what South Park has taught me?


Stop what you're doing right now and watch the first season of All in the Family.

/you're welcome
 
2012-09-13 08:06:49 PM
www.dearmrlevy.com
 
2012-09-13 08:11:30 PM

AliceBToklasLives: Imperious Rex!: Is it a bad thing that the only thing I know about Sally Struthers is what South Park has taught me?

Stop what you're doing right now and watch the first season of All in the Family.

/you're welcome


And the South Park guys said that Cartman is based on Archie Bunker.
 
2012-09-13 08:14:21 PM
Oh look, its the Sally Struthers whining channel.


/that better not be obscure.
 
2012-09-13 08:17:51 PM
Meathead.
 
2012-09-13 08:36:08 PM
Your donations buy bibles not food, but you probably know that.

For $20 I'll feed a family of 6 for a month. They will be sick of beans and rice pretty damn quick and demanding more roadkill to round out the diet but they WILL be alive.
 
2012-09-13 09:07:44 PM

Imperious Rex!: Is it a bad thing that the only thing I know about Sally Struthers is what South Park has taught me?


You don't have to know anything. She hasn't been around since the 70's. Leave Sally Struthers alone, geez.

John Buck 41: My sister in Cape Elizabeth (suburb of Portland ME) got an OUI charge knocked down to Driving To Endanger. Which to me sounds a lot worse.


Yes it does. "operating under the influence" sounds like, oops, didn't mean that to happen. "Driving to endanger" sounds like she was driving 100mph, trying to run down small children or something.
 
2012-09-13 09:15:20 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: I could almost stomach living in Maine for that kind of freedom.


1.bp.blogspot.com

May is one damn fine month to be working outdoors.
 
2012-09-13 09:30:10 PM

cryinoutloud: Imperious Rex!: Is it a bad thing that the only thing I know about Sally Struthers is what South Park has taught me?

You don't have to know anything. She hasn't been around since the 70's. Leave Sally Struthers alone, geez.

John Buck 41: My sister in Cape Elizabeth (suburb of Portland ME) got an OUI charge knocked down to Driving To Endanger. Which to me sounds a lot worse.

Yes it does. "operating under the influence" sounds like, oops, didn't mean that to happen. "Driving to endanger" sounds like she was driving 100mph, trying to run down small children or something.


Exactly. I tried to talk her out of it. She paid a ton of $$ to a lawyer to knock it down (at least as much as fighting an OUI charge), she still lost her license, and her insurance rates still went up. Can't see the upside. Unless she'd rather be known as a dangerous driver as opposed to a drunk driver.
 
2012-09-13 11:16:38 PM
All I could hear was Jean Stapleton saying "Glooooooooooooooooooooooriaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!'
 
2012-09-14 12:28:11 AM
Forgot she was in Five Easy Pieces with Nicholson. If you do a GIS search-filter off-you get to see the goods.
 
2012-09-14 02:17:21 AM

Snarky Acronym: Forgot she was in Five Easy Pieces with Nicholson. If you do a GIS search-filter off-you get to see the goods.


Some of my earliest hidden under the bed whacking off material. Good times, good times.
 
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