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(BBC)   Brilliant: Daycare offers two free hours on Thursday nights so parents can go off to make more customers   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 24
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2012-09-13 03:46:23 PM  
Our local anytime daycare offers a program where you pay $30 a month for a five hour block of daycare on one evening or weekend a month. If my kid does end up with a brother or sister, it'll probably be a result of one of those evenings. An excellent strategy on their part, really.

/two hours is not enough time
//busy parents need a shower first
///and maybe a nap
 
2012-09-13 03:51:53 PM  
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Daddy was mad at Mommy when they drove me here.
Something about Thursday being changed from "Beej & Backdoor night" to "Procreating another money-sucking dependent time".
 
2012-09-13 03:54:49 PM  
Gee, two whole free hours?

That gives me all the time in the world to do ONE of the following:
- nap
- grocery shopping
- laundry
- bath
- read a magazine
- mow the lawn
- clean house
 
2012-09-13 03:57:45 PM  
And I was just trying to figure out what to do with the extra hour and 55 minutes...
 
2012-09-13 03:57:46 PM  

mama2tnt: Gee, two whole free hours?

That gives me all the time in the world to do ONE of the following:
- nap
- grocery shopping
- laundry
- bath
- read a magazine
- mow the lawn
- clean house


Your hubby could easily impregnate you while you're doing most of those things. Multi-task.
 
2012-09-13 03:58:07 PM  
Why would they expect this to work? After all, by definition they are after motherfarkers! <G>
 
2012-09-13 03:59:04 PM  
Mother's Night Out-for-a-quickie-in-the-backseat-of-a-parked-car.
 
2012-09-13 03:59:30 PM  
As a citizen of The United States of America & acknowledging the fact that we need to work on our International Relations.

I'm willing to help out with their low population birth rate.

Pluse it will help thicking the gene pool in that country.
 
2012-09-13 03:59:46 PM  
excellent headline! made me lol
 
2012-09-13 04:01:08 PM  
FTA: "Without money we can't look after the children well, and if there aren't enough children, there are not enough jobs for our workers."

so lack of jobs is due to lack of sex

/brilliant
//gotta love socialist views
 
2012-09-13 04:02:18 PM  

mama2tnt: Gee, two whole free hours?

That gives me all the time in the world to do ONE of the following:
- nap
- grocery shopping
- laundry
- bath
- read a magazine
- mow the lawn
- clean house


You sound like one of my employees. Give 'em a paid day off and the complain they didn't get a whole week.
 
2012-09-13 04:08:30 PM  
Does the center have fluffers for dad?
 
2012-09-13 04:19:33 PM  

JackieRabbit: Does the center have fluffers for dad?


Yes but sadly it's Stanley Tweedle

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2012-09-13 04:24:40 PM  
Wouldn't the children be the demand and the parents are the customers?
 
2012-09-13 04:55:28 PM  
It's about farking time.
 
2012-09-13 05:10:47 PM  
Yeah, we did something like that on Vaalentine's Day. Parents got the regular afterschool rate for an entire day until 9:00 PM, when the facility closed. Not much time, but they were grateful. Enough time for a nice dinner and movie, and a quick boink.
 
2012-09-13 05:41:44 PM  
So, technically, wouldn't that make them Nightcare?
 
2012-09-13 06:31:48 PM  
impress me throw in a bottle of sangria
 
2012-09-13 06:37:54 PM  

mama2tnt: Gee, two whole free hours?

That gives me all the time in the world to do ONE of the following:
- nap
- grocery shopping
- laundry
- bath
- read a magazine
- mow the lawn
- clean house


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2012-09-13 06:42:56 PM  
A country that finally gets it...
 
2012-09-13 06:46:38 PM  
Do the parents lose this benefit after daddy gets a vasectomy?
 
2012-09-13 06:51:08 PM  
Reminds me of when we went on a tour of a factory that made all sorts of rubber products back in HS. We were watching this big machine make condoms. As each one came out of it, it sent it down this line. Every 10th one, this big needle came down and poked a hole in the tip. They all were then packaged and sent to the shipping department. One of the girls in the class asked why it was poking those holes.

Answer: Well, we have to keep sales up for the baby bottle nipples, right?
 
2012-09-13 08:48:35 PM  
Bullshiat. Everyone knows Sunday night is boink-boink night.
 
2012-09-13 09:52:27 PM  
That's maybe enough time to romance your spouse and knock a few drinks back. Figure out how to have sex after the kids are in bad. It's not that hard difficult.
 
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