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(Maxim Magazine)   "One is a young, smug, talentless bastard who lucked into power, constantly makes terrible decisions while thinking he's a genius, and has farked up his domain every single minute he's been in charge of it. The other is King Joffrey"   (maxim.com) divider line 54
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2012-09-13 03:23:53 PM  
I read TFH, moused over the link and thought "But Dan Snyder isn't a player!"

// then I read TFA and lol'd
// don't watch GoT; haven't read the books either
 
2012-09-13 03:30:55 PM  
That was pretty good. Now get the damn last 2 books done.
 
2012-09-13 03:31:56 PM  
Weak quarterback rhymes with weak.

/haha, Tom Brady as Renly
 
2012-09-13 03:34:35 PM  
This takes fantasy football to even weirder places than it was going on its own
 
2012-09-13 03:35:45 PM  
Love.
 
2012-09-13 03:41:17 PM  
Peyton is Stannis, mainly because they are both very stiff necked but still effective leaders.
Tebow is Hoder because even when he's carrying his teammates all we notice is how big and dumb he seems: "he's got a good heart but I don't want him leading my team"
 
2012-09-13 03:41:36 PM  

mikaloyd: This takes fantasy football to even weirder places than it was going on its own


This. I'm a fan of both, but the author must've been really, REALLY bored to write this.

/Admittedly, I lol'd at Snyder.
 
2012-09-13 03:46:37 PM  
Belichek as Lord Tywin, the Shanahans as Bolton and his bastard, Jim Harbaugh as Sandor Clegane, John as Gregor, Alex Smith as Brienne. Anyone else you can think of?
 
2012-09-13 03:48:39 PM  
Oh, and Randy Moss is definitely a wight
 
2012-09-13 03:52:44 PM  
As someone who is commissioner of a Game of Thrones themed Fantasy league this year, I'm really getting a kick....

/Gronk could never been as rad as Arya
//No, think about it.... "fantasy" football... dragons, swords....
//Oh nevermind
 
2012-09-13 04:00:32 PM  
Tebow/Varys. You don't really know why they are even here or what exactly they do but they seem to end up winning.

/and neither uses their wangs.
 
2012-09-13 04:02:28 PM  
Maxim's still around?
 
2012-09-13 04:02:29 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com

brocrastinator.com
 
2012-09-13 04:05:25 PM  
I liked it. Had me chuckling and agreeing pretty much the whole time.
 
2012-09-13 04:05:55 PM  
Maxim

Is there a more irritating website for popovers and ad scrolls? fark that.
 
2012-09-13 04:12:11 PM  

mootmah: Belichek as Lord Tywin, the Shanahans as Bolton and his bastard, Jim Harbaugh as Sandor Clegane, John as Gregor, Alex Smith as Brienne. Anyone else you can think of?


Rex Ryan as Lord Manderly.

Kevin Everett as Bran.

Brian Urlacher as The Wall.
 
2012-09-13 04:13:46 PM  
Wild guess (didn't RTFA). Daniel Snyder & Jerrah Jones?

/goes off to RTFA.
 
2012-09-13 04:14:32 PM  

kronicfeld: Brian Urlacher as The Wall


Everyone talks about how great it is but in the end it fails miserably? Ok, I can see it.
 
2012-09-13 04:18:41 PM  
I thought this was going to be an Obama/Romney thread.
 
2012-09-13 04:21:51 PM  
The writer has gay love for Rodgers I see.

/Yeah, he looked "invincible" in the playoffs last year
 
2012-09-13 04:22:04 PM  

mootmah: Belichek as Lord Tywin, the Shanahans as Bolton and his bastard, Jim Harbaugh as Sandor Clegane, John as Gregor, Alex Smith as Brienne. Anyone else you can think of?


Andy Reid as Randyll Tarly?
 
2012-09-13 04:25:04 PM  

hbk72777: The writer has gay love for Rodgers I see.

/Yeah, he looked "invincible" in the playoffs last year


Derp from a New York sports fan? Shocking.
 
2012-09-13 04:25:38 PM  

Loomy: mootmah: Belichek as Lord Tywin, the Shanahans as Bolton and his bastard, Jim Harbaugh as Sandor Clegane, John as Gregor, Alex Smith as Brienne. Anyone else you can think of?

Andy Reid as Randyll Tarly?


His son as another wight?
 
2012-09-13 04:41:10 PM  

mootmah: Loomy: mootmah: Belichek as Lord Tywin, the Shanahans as Bolton and his bastard, Jim Harbaugh as Sandor Clegane, John as Gregor, Alex Smith as Brienne. Anyone else you can think of?

Andy Reid as Randyll Tarly?


His son as another wight?


Inattentive father, consumed by duty, son tried to kill himself (with varying degrees of "success" in NFL/GoT worlds)...

/The wights would be Henry, McNair, etc...
 
2012-09-13 04:41:44 PM  
"ELI MANNING = TYRION LANNISTER"

If Tyrion had the Giants' defense he'd rule all of Westeros.
 
2012-09-13 04:48:08 PM  
Surprised at no Hodor.

Ray Lewis as Bran's Assassin.

John Madden as Old Nan.

Joe Buck as Patches/Moonboy
 
2012-09-13 04:52:05 PM  
The Night's Watch = The Cincinnati Bengals
 
2012-09-13 04:52:06 PM  
RG3 as Sir Loras Tyrell
Joe Montana as Sir Arthur Dayne
Al Davis is Aerys II Targaryan
 
2012-09-13 04:52:07 PM  
Subby, please keep the Romney threads to the Politics tab.

*R's TFA*

Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. Carry on.
 
2012-09-13 04:56:05 PM  
Peyton Manning ought to be Sir Barristan Selmy. Banished because he was thought to be too old for the job, and still kicking ass.
 
2012-09-13 05:03:27 PM  

jackiepaper: RG3 as Sir Loras Tyrell
Joe Montana as Sir Arthur Dayne
Al Davis is Aerys II Targaryan


In the SI interview GRRM said Mark Sanchez would be Loras Tyrell.
 
2012-09-13 05:04:16 PM  
www.detroitlionsblog.com
29.media.tumblr.com

Both mouth-breathing their way around the North.
 
2012-09-13 05:11:23 PM  

hbk72777: The writer has gay love for Rodgers I see.

/Yeah, he looked "invincible" in the playoffs last year


The author of this article hasn't read A storm of swords. That a rather horrific predict for whats going to happen to Rodgers and GB.
 
2012-09-13 05:11:24 PM  
From the headline it sounded like the story was about Obama. Snyder fits too, though.
 
2012-09-13 05:11:37 PM  
It is a fine line between love and nausea.

t1.gstatic.com
 
2012-09-13 05:25:01 PM  

overfienduglar: hbk72777: The writer has gay love for Rodgers I see.

/Yeah, he looked "invincible" in the playoffs last year

The author of this article hasn't read A storm of swords. That a rather horrific predict for whats going to happen to Rodgers and GB.



In retrospect, and having recently finished ASoS, I think Rodgers'/GB's 2011 season is a pretty good representation of Robb's journey through that tome...
 
2012-09-13 05:26:19 PM  
Ok look, another "x if they were a Game of Thrones character" greenlight.
 
2012-09-13 05:41:38 PM  
static.tumblr.com
cdn.faniq.com
 
2012-09-13 06:00:27 PM  
The Night's Watch = The CFL
 
2012-09-13 06:00:36 PM  
What about Antonio Cromartie as Lord Walder Frey?
 
2012-09-13 06:12:17 PM  

Crocoduck: What about Antonio Cromartie as Lord Walder Frey?


Not enough kids. Didn't Travis Henry have more?
 
2012-09-13 06:31:10 PM  
Al Davis = White Walker
 
2012-09-13 06:40:26 PM  
I thought for sure that would be an article about Gary Bettman.
 
2012-09-13 07:46:37 PM  
One is a young, smug, talentless bastard who lucked into power, constantly makes terrible decisions while thinking he's a genius, and has farked up his domain every single minute he's been in charge of it. The other is King Joffrey

Thought it would be about Mike Brown, if not Paul's son, he would never be close to the front office of a Jr. High program..
 
2012-09-13 08:38:05 PM  
20-30 years ago, Tyrion would have been Doug Flutie.
 
2012-09-13 08:47:07 PM  
My first thought was W.
 
2012-09-13 09:05:24 PM  
So Aaron Rodgers should avoid weddings, then?

/that's a spoiler
//a big one
///i mean, a really really really huge one
 
2012-09-13 10:08:39 PM  

jake_lex: So Aaron Rodgers should avoid weddings, then?

/that's a spoiler
//a big one
///i mean, a really really really huge one


No, I think the problem in the first place was he was avoiding a particular wedding.
 
2012-09-13 11:13:36 PM  
Eli should be Hodor.
 
2012-09-14 12:28:37 AM  

Dr Dreidel: I read TFH, moused over the link and thought "But Dan Snyder isn't a player!"

// then I read TFA and lol'd
// don't watch GoT; haven't read the books either


Same. It could only be Snyder. He'll ruin RG3. He'll find a way.
 
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