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(NJ.com)   Barbershop offers a little trim   (nj.com) divider line 50
    More: Cool, Jersey Shore, Long Branch, Bikini Barbers, East Brunswick, Ocean Boulevard, hair salon, massages, NJ.comAlissa Koller  
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2012-09-13 03:44:54 PM  
So this guy has the bright idea of having hot girls in bikinis working at his place, and yet he owns a hair style salon.

I'm thinking this guy is a little...confused.
 
2012-09-13 04:09:52 PM  
Didn't they already do this in Barbershop?
 
2012-09-13 04:19:39 PM  
One girl. One customer.
 
2012-09-13 04:22:40 PM  
+1, Subby.
 
2012-09-13 04:38:09 PM  
Just take a little with your top off...uh I mean just a little off the top
 
2012-09-13 06:00:53 PM  
i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-09-13 06:01:41 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

Wanted for questioning
 
2012-09-13 06:05:03 PM  
Gives a whole new meaning to getting whacked at the barbershop.
 
2012-09-13 06:05:12 PM  

gopher321: ...and yet he owns a hair style salon.


FTA I gathered that he had a ton of money and was just sick of only having two barber options: a) Geriatric who didn't plan his retirement or b) Pay $40 to have a chatty part-timer give you the "Overgreased Beiber"
 
2012-09-13 06:05:22 PM  
Hmm, I'll stick to the place with the 70 year old Portuguese dude... at least I know he won't butcher my hair.
 
2012-09-13 06:05:30 PM  
That 22 year old in the article has obviously been rode hard and put up wet.
 
2012-09-13 06:06:33 PM  
Wow im really suprised they would have this in new jersey.
 
2012-09-13 06:10:56 PM  
"Honestly, I waxed! Those are the customer's hair shavings!"
 
2012-09-13 06:11:32 PM  
I'll never understand people paying for the privilege of getting blue balls.
 
2012-09-13 06:11:34 PM  
Shave and a haircut.... two tits!
 
2012-09-13 06:12:25 PM  

stampylives: Wow im really suprised they would have this in new jersey.


... and she doesn't have an orange "tan".
 
2012-09-13 06:16:17 PM  

fiveknuckleshuffle: Shave and a haircut.... two tits!


images2.wikia.nocookie.net
I funnied you, and I would funny you again if I could!
 
2012-09-13 06:23:55 PM  
I just want a barber shop that gives me what First Avenue Barbers in Tucson used to give me: A great haircut, sports talk (Go Cats!) and a nice hot shave of the hair on the back of my neck with a straight razor. If I want bewbs I would go to a strip club.
 
2012-09-13 06:23:56 PM  
was forced to watch part of this show by my stylist gf. they are completely unprofessional, stupid, tramps... that's all the proof I needed to know it was A Jersey Thing
 
2012-09-13 06:25:05 PM  
"And here, for $2 more than it costs to go to Supercuts, you can get your hair cut by hot girls in bikinis."

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2012-09-13 06:30:04 PM  

farkeruk: I'll never understand people paying for the privilege of getting blue balls.


2nd
 
2012-09-13 06:31:35 PM  
"Plus, I like cutting men's hair better."

Well, duh. Men don't expect you to work a miracle and turn their frizzy rat's nest into a Vidal Sassoon commercial. (Is VS still relevant?) If you cut a guy's hair fairly even and don't make him look like this

farm8.staticflickr.com

he's content.
 
2012-09-13 06:35:10 PM  
images.starpulse.com
 
2012-09-13 06:43:19 PM  
comedycentral.mtvnimages.com

approves of this Hooters-meets-Vidal Sassoon venture and the headline.

/
 
2012-09-13 06:43:38 PM  
Used to have a similar concept around here, except the stylists were wearing lingerie...

Good haircut, a little more than Supercuts, but, yeah, that blue balls thing...

// And it was across the street from a real strip club.
// We can haz bikini thread?
home.earthlink.net
 
2012-09-13 06:44:41 PM  
Look at Alica Koller's bikini bottom.

I think she's packing some heat.
 
2012-09-13 06:57:00 PM  

Sgt.Zim: Used to have a similar concept around here, except the stylists were wearing lingerie...

Good haircut, a little more than Supercuts, but, yeah, that blue balls thing...

// And it was across the street from a real strip club.
// We can haz bikini thread?
[home.earthlink.net image 300x224]


Someone tiled their bathroom like the Alhambra? That's... That's just not right.
 
2012-09-13 06:59:34 PM  
Just don't ask the stylist what she's reading, or you'll be immediately kicked out and given a lifetime ban.
 
2012-09-13 07:02:46 PM  
I hate this. Cutting guy's hair gets hair all over you and it's itchy. It's hard enough with clothes and a smock on. I think that owner should try cutting guy's hair without a shirt on .. he will realize this probably will not take off after being so itchy. Maybe the bikini girls can just wash the guy's hair then put a smock on to cut it. I don't know. Just so itchy. Ugh.
 
2012-09-13 07:12:20 PM  
media.nj.com 

She's got a package
 
2012-09-13 07:14:21 PM  

AutumnWind: I hate this. Cutting guy's hair gets hair all over you and it's itchy. It's hard enough with clothes and a smock on.


Charge extra for the shower show
 
2012-09-13 07:18:34 PM  

No Such Agency: Hmm, I'll stick to the place with the 70 year old Portuguese dude... at least I know he won't butcher my hair.


This, except mine's Italian.
 
2012-09-13 07:22:46 PM  
Usually when they wash your hair at the sink they'll be behind you, but one time the girl was in front so she was bending over my face the whole time, that was as close to a lap dance as I've had and it didn't even cost extra. She was clothed but it was still nice. The random perks of life.
 
2012-09-13 07:29:24 PM  
Nice subs. I love that joke. I've dated two hair stylists or whatever they're called. Used variations the joke all the time. Classic.
 
2012-09-13 07:36:18 PM  
www.picturevip.com
 
2012-09-13 07:45:22 PM  

sickb0y: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 850x452]

Wanted for questioning


Came here for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2012-09-13 08:11:02 PM  
got a haircut day before yesterday. real nice young lady, pretty, friendly. my elbow was at least 10 degrees warmer than the rest of my body as she had her crotch pressed against me while the gray fell away. i tipped her 3X what the cut cost.
 
2012-09-13 08:16:39 PM  
http://www.knockouts.net/

It's been done.
 
2012-09-13 08:23:58 PM  

fiveknuckleshuffle: Shave and a haircut.... two tits!


fc07.deviantart.net

Whoa, hold on!
 
2012-09-13 08:41:15 PM  
Alissa looks a might bony -- especially in the naughty bits.
 
2012-09-13 08:46:31 PM  

WTFDYW: [media.nj.com image 380x285] 

She's got a package


And that isn't even a bad thing. Women can't cut hair for shiat. This is a fact. Hence why being a barber is a man's job and being a stylist is a gay man's job.
 
2012-09-13 08:47:49 PM  
images16.fotki.com
 
2012-09-13 08:54:40 PM  
I C Clenis.
 
2012-09-13 09:00:13 PM  
Can I just get a little trim.
/wink wink

Best friend's wife used to cut my hair, tiny thing with E-cups. Loved her bending over me washing my hair, always ended up with those jugs brushing against my face.
 
2012-09-13 10:03:05 PM  
well now, that makes masturbating underneath that cover they put around you ok now, right?
 
2012-09-14 12:01:39 AM  

Do the needful: That 22 year old in the article has obviously been rode hard and put up wet.


I was thinking something similar, but I call it "New Jersey 22", or "Snookification". It's when your looks are compromised by too many Sunday mornings waking up in a pool of flammable vomit and a colon full of guido semen.
 
2012-09-14 12:02:39 AM  

farkeruk: I'll never understand people paying for the privilege of getting blue balls.


I worked in a strip club back in the day. Never, ever felt tempted. What has been seen, and so forth.
 
2012-09-14 12:04:50 AM  

WTFDYW: [media.nj.com image 380x285] 

She's got a package


It's called a clenis, you unevolved specimen. In Chyna, it's the coming thing.
 
2012-09-14 08:10:46 AM  
Flammable Vomit and The Guido Semens would make a great punk rock band name.

/just sayin
 
2012-09-14 10:36:54 AM  
We'll name the baby "Santorum".
 
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