DrBenway: I would call him the worst kind of bottom-scraper, but the visual that comes with that is too horrible to contemplate.
impaler: Obama didn't leave Iraq. Iraq left us.
I_Am_Weasel: I believe that in short order someone will claim that Romney is being drugged by Democratic operatives and that it has resulted in him making inappropriate facial expressions.
minoridiot: I_Am_Weasel: I believe that in short order someone will claim that Romney is being drugged by Democratic operatives and that it has resulted in him making inappropriate facial expressions.Well, sometimes the magic underwear can be a bit binding.
I_Am_Weasel: I'm fairly certain it can get derpier, and I fully expect that it will.
Baby Face Fister: I walked by a delivery truck the other day and I heard Rush blaring on his radio and thought to myself, "this guy is still on the air?"
JerseyTim: It's a brilliant plan.al-Qaeda guy #1: "Ok, we have told the Americans where Osama bin Laden is. Now, they will go in there and kill them, ensuring Barack Obama becomes so popular that he gets reelected!"al-Qaeda guy #2: "Brilliant! Then what do we do?"al-Qaeda guy #1: "Not sure. Let's go ask Osama."al-Qaeda guys together: "OH POOPS!"
Jubeebee: Obama both is a warmongering dictator whose reckless use of drone attacks to devestate the al-Qaeda hierarchy (who aren't even a threat anymore thanks to President Bush) would bring him up on war crimes charges if it weren't for the socialist driveby MSM media,ANDa terrorist sympathizing secret Muslin extremist who is just biding his time until he can unleash his unstoppable al-Qaeda allies to make all Americans wear burkas and apologize for the American Flag.Will no one stop this Schrodinger's monst
GAT_00: What's above Quantum Derpedoes?
Nofun: Does anyone expect anything different anymore?
I_Am_Weasel: I'm fairly certain it can get depier, and I fully expect that it will.I believe that in short order someone will claim that Romney is being drugged by Democratic operatives and that it has resulted in him making inappropriate facial expressions. In fact, I do think thak Fark Fotoshoppers should probably get ahead of things and give us some images of Mitt with poorly chosen expressions in various situations.
HotWingConspiracy: So now we can't credit Bush and Cheney? I thought they did all the work.
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