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(Salon)   Just when you thought it couldn't get any derpier, Rush Limbaugh says Al-Qaida gave up bin Laden to help Obama's reelection chances   (salon.com) divider line 198
    More: Dumbass, President Obama, Rush Limbaugh, White House, al-Qaeda, Osama bin Laden, SEAL Team 6, Steve Doocy, terrorist groups  
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2012-09-13 03:01:26 PM
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2012-09-13 03:02:08 PM
Because he's a secret Muslim while at the same time supporting Israel. Which is it, derpers?
 
2012-09-13 03:03:25 PM
From what I know of Limbaugh's followers, they'll eat this right up.
 
2012-09-13 03:03:27 PM
I think Rush should interview some of the members of Seal Team 6 and see just how easy an operation it was.

I am happy to see the right getting so farked up in the head over the fact that Mittens is doomed that they are now throwing everything at the wall in a desperate attempt to find something--anything, with political traction.
 
2012-09-13 03:05:04 PM
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2012-09-13 03:07:15 PM
Does anyone expect anything different anymore?
 
2012-09-13 03:07:29 PM
Dammit. I can't believe Rush is so close to the truth of things. Liberals, we are going to have to come up with a new strategy. Unless .... unless Rush's audience is too small to impact the election. Then we have a chance.
Mwaaah... mwuahaha ... mwuahahahahahaha ... mwuaha ... mwaaah .... *sigh*
 
2012-09-13 03:07:37 PM
I would call him the worst kind of bottom-scraper, but the visual that comes with that is too horrible to contemplate.
 
2012-09-13 03:10:21 PM

DrBenway: I would call him the worst kind of bottom-scraper, but the visual that comes with that is too horrible to contemplate.


I think a catfish sounds about right. Feeds off the shiat at the bottom and excretes even worse shiat.
 
2012-09-13 03:12:09 PM
Obama hid Mitt Romney's tax returns.
 
2012-09-13 03:15:09 PM
So sayeth the pillhead.
 
2012-09-13 03:15:34 PM
The limbots are forwarding emails as we speak
 
2012-09-13 03:22:50 PM
Obama put this kitten in front of Mitt.

img407.imageshack.us

Thank Rich Cream: for that investigative journalism.
 
2012-09-13 03:24:08 PM
Obama didn't leave Iraq. Iraq left us.
 
2012-09-13 03:25:33 PM

impaler: Obama didn't leave Iraq. Iraq left us.


Eh, I got over it.

/unlike fark
//*shakes fist*
 
2012-09-13 03:27:27 PM
I'm fairly certain it can get depier, and I fully expect that it will.

I believe that in short order someone will claim that Romney is being drugged by Democratic operatives and that it has resulted in him making inappropriate facial expressions. In fact, I do think thak Fark Fotoshoppers should probably get ahead of things and give us some images of Mitt with poorly chosen expressions in various situations.
 
2012-09-13 03:29:47 PM

I_Am_Weasel: I believe that in short order someone will claim that Romney is being drugged by Democratic operatives and that it has resulted in him making inappropriate facial expressions.


Well, sometimes the magic underwear can be a bit binding.
 
2012-09-13 03:30:52 PM
Hillaryous!
 
2012-09-13 03:31:00 PM

minoridiot: I_Am_Weasel: I believe that in short order someone will claim that Romney is being drugged by Democratic operatives and that it has resulted in him making inappropriate facial expressions.

Well, sometimes the magic underwear can be a bit binding.


So they have found a way to counteract the magic? Sounds like Joe Smith's powers have been defeated. No wonder they didn't want blacks being equal to whites in the church. Look what's happening!
 
2012-09-13 03:34:57 PM

I_Am_Weasel: I'm fairly certain it can get derpier, and I fully expect that it will.


This is all Obama's fault, somehow. WE WILL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF IT.
 
2012-09-13 03:49:00 PM
I walked by a delivery truck the other day and I heard Rush blaring on his radio and thought to myself, "this guy is still on the air?"
 
2012-09-13 03:56:09 PM

Baby Face Fister: I walked by a delivery truck the other day and I heard Rush blaring on his radio and thought to myself, "this guy is still on the air?"


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Doesn't take much effort to avoid these sleazy companies.
 
2012-09-13 03:57:08 PM
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*wiping away tears*
 
2012-09-13 03:57:54 PM
1) Rush Limbaugh has knowledge that no one else has without secret communications with Al Queda leaders
2) Interrogate him for the secret communications
3) When he doesn't give up his sources:

4) Torture him

In a perfect world this will be.
 
2012-09-13 04:04:35 PM
It's a brilliant plan.

al-Qaeda guy #1: "Ok, we have told the Americans where Osama bin Laden is. Now, they will go in there and kill them, ensuring Barack Obama becomes so popular that he gets reelected!"

al-Qaeda guy #2: "Brilliant! Then what do we do?"

al-Qaeda guy #1: "Not sure. Let's go ask Osama."

al-Qaeda guys together: "OH POOPS!"
 
2012-09-13 04:11:45 PM
Rush Limbaugh: Al-Qaeda fears Barack Obama so much that they sacrificed their leader to him.
 
2012-09-13 04:13:23 PM

JerseyTim: It's a brilliant plan.

al-Qaeda guy #1: "Ok, we have told the Americans where Osama bin Laden is. Now, they will go in there and kill them, ensuring Barack Obama becomes so popular that he gets reelected!"

al-Qaeda guy #2: "Brilliant! Then what do we do?"

al-Qaeda guy #1: "Not sure. Let's go ask Osama."

al-Qaeda guys together: "OH POOPS!"


Obama both is a warmongering dictator whose reckless use of drone attacks to devestate the al-Qaeda hierarchy (who aren't even a threat anymore thanks to President Bush) would bring him up on war crimes charges if it weren't for the socialist driveby MSM media,
AND
a terrorist sympathizing secret Muslin extremist who is just biding his time until he can unleash his unstoppable al-Qaeda allies to make all Americans wear burkas and apologize for the American Flag.

Will no one stop this Schrodinger's monster.
 
2012-09-13 04:17:06 PM

Jubeebee: Obama both is a warmongering dictator whose reckless use of drone attacks to devestate the al-Qaeda hierarchy (who aren't even a threat anymore thanks to President Bush) would bring him up on war crimes charges if it weren't for the socialist driveby MSM media,
AND
a terrorist sympathizing secret Muslin extremist who is just biding his time until he can unleash his unstoppable al-Qaeda allies to make all Americans wear burkas and apologize for the American Flag.

Will no one stop this Schrodinger's monst


He's also a mastermind who is so incompetent that he can't hide the fact that he's a socialist fascist communist mastermind.
 
2012-09-13 04:25:38 PM
WOW RUSH I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY. I BETTER VOTE STRAIGHT-TICKET REPUBLICAN THIS FALL
 
2012-09-13 04:27:20 PM
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2012-09-13 04:27:41 PM
Right up there with "not grabbing our guns now proves he'll grab them in his second term."
 
2012-09-13 04:30:15 PM
I keep putting off calling my father because of something in the news, or a Fark thread about what Rush Limbaugh said that day. At this rate, I won't be talking to the man until after Election Day.
 
2012-09-13 04:37:37 PM
Reminding everyone that Osama is shark turds now thanks to Obama. That's some outstanding PR for the Mittens team, there, Rush.
 
2012-09-13 04:44:48 PM
demotivationalpost.com
 
2012-09-13 05:01:08 PM
You mean we tortured all those guys for nothing?
 
2012-09-13 05:01:31 PM
He's just asking questions, right?
 
2012-09-13 05:10:57 PM
We are in Sarah Palin territory now. Any moment now, Mitt will suspend his campaign to work on a plan to invade Libya.
 
2012-09-13 05:12:50 PM
What's above Quantum Derpedoes?
 
2012-09-13 05:32:53 PM

GAT_00: What's above Quantum Derpedoes?


Derpageddon
 
2012-09-13 05:49:07 PM
So now we can't credit Bush and Cheney? I thought they did all the work.
 
2012-09-13 05:49:46 PM

GAT_00: What's above Quantum Derpedoes?


Dumping the Derp Cores and detonating them to throw ourselves free in the resulting explosion of wharrgarbl.
 
2012-09-13 05:49:50 PM

GAT_00: What's above Quantum Derpedoes?


Derper-posed Herptanglement Beam.
 
2012-09-13 05:49:51 PM
Damn. I just...it's.....he........the........

Damn.

So this is what desperation sounds like. Thank God he's on radio so I don't have to see what it looks like. Or live, so I'd know what it smelled like.

Now I've made myself sick. Thanks, Subby.
 
2012-09-13 05:50:22 PM
Considering everything that went into finally getting bin laden, of all the bullshiat trolling this drug addled fat fark has spewed out over this years, this ranks up with the worst. How does anyone justify even listening to this person?
 
2012-09-13 05:50:50 PM
How -- HOW, I SAY -- has that worthless fat sack of sh*t not dropped dead of a massive heart attack yet?

I look forward to that day. The world will be a better place.
 
2012-09-13 05:51:07 PM

Nofun: Does anyone expect anything different anymore?


I suppose not. But this level of derptitude suggests something far more troubling: An undiagnosed mental illness.
 
2012-09-13 05:52:12 PM
"[Limbaugh] says that al-Qaida wants to keep Obama in power because the Democrat is bad for Israel, so Islamists have a better chance of destroying the country than under a Republican president..."

Oh yeah, that makes sense, considering that al-Qaida wasn't able to affect America in any way under a Republican president.
 
2012-09-13 05:52:38 PM

I_Am_Weasel: I'm fairly certain it can get depier, and I fully expect that it will.

I believe that in short order someone will claim that Romney is being drugged by Democratic operatives and that it has resulted in him making inappropriate facial expressions. In fact, I do think thak Fark Fotoshoppers should probably get ahead of things and give us some images of Mitt with poorly chosen expressions in various situations.


Dammit, we overdosed him!

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/did not create that, my skillz are lacking.
 
2012-09-13 05:53:57 PM

HotWingConspiracy: So now we can't credit Bush and Cheney? I thought they did all the work.


No! I mean yes! Hell, I don't know any more.
 
2012-09-13 05:55:21 PM
This makes total sense.



If you're one of Rush's listeners
 
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