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(SeattlePI)   Experts warn of Seattle Ratpocalypse, and no, that's not a SyFy Original Movie . . . yet   (seattlepi.com ) divider line
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2012-09-13 07:21:13 PM  
2 votes:

ChaoticLimbs: Do not google Rat King. Do not find out what a rat king is. Do not be curious about how a Rat King comes into existence. Do not be wondering how such a thing can be a real thing in nature in a universe containing at least one god who supposedly loves you and wants good things for you. Do not. Do not google Rat King.


images4.wikia.nocookie.net

I remember that guy.

Honestly I thought is was going to be some Lemon Party Goatse or Blue Waffle.

When someone tells me NOT to Google something, I GOOGLE IT.

www.blogohblog.com
2012-09-13 06:52:01 PM  
2 votes:
Do not google Rat King. Do not find out what a rat king is. Do not be curious about how a Rat King comes into existence. Do not be wondering how such a thing can be a real thing in nature in a universe containing at least one god who supposedly loves you and wants good things for you. Do not. Do not google Rat King.
2012-09-13 06:10:41 PM  
2 votes:
This guy's on the job.

dont-tread-on.me 

I see him riding the 358.
2012-09-13 08:17:49 PM  
1 vote:
everyone laughed when i first opened Rent-A-Cat. now the franchise money is rolling in and i'm laughing all the way to the bank. i keep it down to a chuckle as i fill out the deposit slip, then laugh heartily as i drive away.

/Rent-A-Cat
//real world solutions for real world problems
2012-09-13 07:37:55 PM  
1 vote:
Or with it being the puget sound, there could be some deadly radiation from Japan and it mixes with a Geoduck.

www.product-reviews.net


Then the rat evolves at an exponential rate cross breeds with the Goeduck causing an elephant size penis then it goes on a rampage but instead of spreading rabies it spreads Pubic lice who are also hyper-evolved.
2012-09-13 06:07:47 PM  
1 vote:
lokaos.net
2012-09-13 05:56:59 PM  
1 vote:

moops: Seattle is getting its own Big Dig? Good luck with that!


Nothing could possiblie go wrong.

i.imgur.com
2012-09-13 05:20:25 PM  
1 vote:

DanZero: It's the newest grunge band, subby


www.scarecrowboat.com
2012-09-13 04:14:16 PM  
1 vote:
I thought TO got cut?
2012-09-13 02:57:48 PM  
1 vote:
My Ruger 10/22 and I are available for hire.
 
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