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(SeattlePI)   Experts warn of Seattle Ratpocalypse, and no, that's not a SyFy Original Movie . . . yet   (seattlepi.com) divider line 74
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2012-09-13 02:57:48 PM  
My Ruger 10/22 and I are available for hire.
 
2012-09-13 02:59:03 PM  
blog.clarkpest.com


"Hello there,hapless human. My 20,000 siblings and I are your new tenants!"
 
2012-09-13 03:04:33 PM  
It's the newest grunge band, subby
 
2012-09-13 03:05:58 PM  
This is relevant to my cat's interests.
 
2012-09-13 03:30:11 PM  
bestuff.com

Wait, let me get the other guys.
 
2012-09-13 03:50:18 PM  
They're working on it as we speak.
 
2012-09-13 04:14:16 PM  
I thought TO got cut?
 
2012-09-13 04:40:37 PM  
Brutal
 
2012-09-13 05:03:05 PM  
Willard, or Ben?
 
2012-09-13 05:20:25 PM  

DanZero: It's the newest grunge band, subby


www.scarecrowboat.com
 
2012-09-13 05:47:30 PM  
phillyist.com
Better send in the big guns.

Here's an instructional video.
 
2012-09-13 05:51:37 PM  
I don't know if it is the same for everyone else, but when I viewed the article, right between that totally ridiculous headline using the silly made-up word "Ratpocolypse!" and the body of the article, was an advertisement for how you can get an "Internet Marketing Degree!"

Not the same thing I know, but it struck me funny.
 
2012-09-13 05:53:49 PM  
Seattle is getting its own Big Dig?

Good luck with that!
 
2012-09-13 05:54:15 PM  
Ratpocalypse sounds like an awesome name for a grunge band. And we know grunge bands up here.
 
2012-09-13 05:55:34 PM  
Where else would Mrs Brisby and her rat children go when they start tunneling? Let's hope she can talk to Nicodemus before it's too late.
 
2012-09-13 05:56:17 PM  
Just counter with CATpocalypse!
 
2012-09-13 05:56:59 PM  

moops: Seattle is getting its own Big Dig? Good luck with that!


Nothing could possiblie go wrong.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-13 05:58:04 PM  
Hearing people say "The Sci-Fi Channel" always brings back fond memories of MST3K.
Hearing people say "SyFy" makes me think of super-crappy movies.
They need to make "Rifftrax: The Series" and have them Riff some of those super crappy movies!
 
2012-09-13 05:59:12 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-13 05:59:14 PM  
No problem. Just release a bunch of snakes to counter the rat problem.
 
2012-09-13 05:59:35 PM  
Solution: Street Legal Coyotes. Release them to run loose in the city at night and then use radio-receiving brain implants with neural pain stimulators to make them return to their kennels at night.
 
2012-09-13 06:00:54 PM  
Didn't Seattle spend a huge amount of money to cut back on their feral cat population a few years back? I bet they're feeling really silly right now!
 
2012-09-13 06:03:50 PM  
Approves:
ratcityrollergirls.com
 
2012-09-13 06:06:02 PM  
Syence Fyction? WTF?
 
2012-09-13 06:07:47 PM  
lokaos.net
 
2012-09-13 06:10:41 PM  
This guy's on the job.

dont-tread-on.me 

I see him riding the 358.
 
2012-09-13 06:13:01 PM  
I prefer Ratmageddon. But that's me.
 
2012-09-13 06:13:36 PM  

Speedofdarkness: No problem. Just release a bunch of snakes to counter the rat problem.


Where do we put all the gorillas in the end, though?
 
2012-09-13 06:16:45 PM  
Says local pest control businessman
 
2012-09-13 06:19:00 PM  
Years ago they gutted a building across the street from my office in the old part of town and holy smoke did we suddenly have rats. At night they would gnaw the insulation off of our computer cables. In the day they would scurry around causing pandemonium.

Good times.
 
2012-09-13 06:20:07 PM  
Now that the Ride-Free Zone is no more - the rats can't ride around downtown all day.

/Quick! To the 358!
 
2012-09-13 06:22:11 PM  

red5ish: pandemonium


img.thesun.co.uk
 
2012-09-13 06:26:38 PM  
And by "experts", we mean "local pest control businesses." They're looking to drum up business - yes, there will be a bunch of displaced rats as work begins, but, no, there won't be a "ratocalypse."
 
2012-09-13 06:27:20 PM  

Sybarite: [bestuff.com image 210x306]

Wait, let me get the other guys.


SQUEEEAK.
 
2012-09-13 06:32:20 PM  

FeFiFoFark: I prefer Ratmageddon. But that's me.


I'm the first person to suggest Ratnarok? Really?
 
2012-09-13 06:38:15 PM  

FeFiFoFark: I prefer Ratmageddon. But that's me.


Ratnarok
 
2012-09-13 06:40:05 PM  

SpartacusHobbs: FeFiFoFark: I prefer Ratmageddon. But that's me.

I'm the first person to suggest Ratnarok? Really?


lousy mobile refresh...
 
2012-09-13 06:43:34 PM  
What's that humming noise?... (nsfw)
 
2012-09-13 06:43:39 PM  
"Ladies and gentlemen, once again our time has come."

i48.tinypic.com

/Ready the troops...
 
2012-09-13 06:52:01 PM  
Do not google Rat King. Do not find out what a rat king is. Do not be curious about how a Rat King comes into existence. Do not be wondering how such a thing can be a real thing in nature in a universe containing at least one god who supposedly loves you and wants good things for you. Do not. Do not google Rat King.
 
2012-09-13 07:02:51 PM  
"What's the next best place? It's in all the buildings in the city," said Shane Hartnett of Sprague Pest Solutions, with a beaming smile, and rubbing of hands

fixed
 
2012-09-13 07:08:21 PM  
I loves me some Sunday SyFy b/c movies
 
2012-09-13 07:15:22 PM  
I'll be there, with 4 freshly filed rotating blades of vermin destruction.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-13 07:15:34 PM  

Walker: They're working on it as we speak.


AND the sequel: Megashark Versus Omnirat!
 
2012-09-13 07:16:51 PM  
Damn...they've caught on to my plans for domination of the city...
 
2012-09-13 07:21:13 PM  

ChaoticLimbs: Do not google Rat King. Do not find out what a rat king is. Do not be curious about how a Rat King comes into existence. Do not be wondering how such a thing can be a real thing in nature in a universe containing at least one god who supposedly loves you and wants good things for you. Do not. Do not google Rat King.


images4.wikia.nocookie.net

I remember that guy.

Honestly I thought is was going to be some Lemon Party Goatse or Blue Waffle.

When someone tells me NOT to Google something, I GOOGLE IT.

www.blogohblog.com
 
2012-09-13 07:22:19 PM  

wotthefark: ChaoticLimbs: Do not google Rat King. Do not find out what a rat king is. Do not be curious about how a Rat King comes into existence. Do not be wondering how such a thing can be a real thing in nature in a universe containing at least one god who supposedly loves you and wants good things for you. Do not. Do not google Rat King.

[images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 494x457]

I remember that guy.

Honestly I thought is was going to be some Lemon Party Goatse or Blue Waffle.

When someone tells me NOT to Google something, I GOOGLE IT.

[www.blogohblog.com image 500x348]


Do not Google....oh, nevermind. Way too easy! :)
 
2012-09-13 07:23:26 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Walker: They're working on it as we speak.

AND the sequel: Megashark Versus Omnirat!


What if they cross bred an octopus, a sting ray, a shark and a rat?

Roctoshark Ray coming soon. And you damn right it's got freakin' lasers in eyes and is a ninja.
 
2012-09-13 07:37:55 PM  
Or with it being the puget sound, there could be some deadly radiation from Japan and it mixes with a Geoduck.

www.product-reviews.net


Then the rat evolves at an exponential rate cross breeds with the Goeduck causing an elephant size penis then it goes on a rampage but instead of spreading rabies it spreads Pubic lice who are also hyper-evolved.
 
2012-09-13 07:40:48 PM  
wotthefark

Newsletter, please.
 
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