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(NBC Washington)   So many stories now include the line "it wasn't clear why he wound up naked," but rarely does it involve a monk. On a bicycle camping trip   (nbcwashington.com) divider line 32
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2012-09-13 12:49:27 PM
Meh, it happens.
 
2012-09-13 12:55:06 PM
Bath salts... It's always bath salts.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-09-13 01:09:30 PM
Monks are clergy right?
 
2012-09-13 03:09:01 PM
You've never been out with me on a tequila bender Subby. Of course, we would also need a midget, a bottle of Wesson Oil and 8x12 of Florence Henderson.
 
2012-09-13 03:16:25 PM

vpb: Monks are clergy right?


Not usually. Some monks are ordained, but there are only a few orders where all the monks are.
 
2012-09-13 03:37:20 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: vpb: Monks are clergy right?

Not usually. Some monks are ordained, but there are only a few orders where all the monks are.


the test of a monk's spiritual acumen is the beer he makes.
 
2012-09-13 03:37:53 PM
Well I see we have the script for the Hangover 3.
 
2012-09-13 03:38:08 PM
Oh, Brother!
 
2012-09-13 03:38:39 PM
Also because bicycles rarely go camping
 
2012-09-13 03:40:18 PM
Since we start out naked, why, why, why all the suprised, indignant butthurt?

/just gittin; back to the earth, eh?
 
2012-09-13 03:40:37 PM
If you've never seen a naked monk riding a bicycle, then you've never been on a Catholic confirmation retreat (or eaten hallucinogenic berries).
 
2012-09-13 03:40:38 PM
"...spotted the naked, scraped-up man staggering around in the woods..."

scraped up? Sounds like he might've taken a ride down the strawberry river with Sasquatch.

www.goddamnlazybastards.com
 
2012-09-13 03:41:07 PM
Yeah, he's gonna have to get a new bicycle seat. Those things NEVER come clean after a naked ride.
 
2012-09-13 03:41:52 PM
www.43bikes.com

Fell off near Unterwössen, pump caught in my trouser leg. Ate hallucinogenic berries, got naked.
 
2012-09-13 03:42:03 PM
Just curious, exactly what berries?
New to me.
 
2012-09-13 03:46:24 PM
"And the senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity."
 
2012-09-13 03:47:21 PM
"If you woke up in a tent with you pants pulled down would you tell anyone?"

No

"Wanna go camping?"
 
2012-09-13 03:48:15 PM
You'd think someone with a 15 Wisdom would know better.
 
2012-09-13 03:53:26 PM

pute kisses like a man: Benevolent Misanthrope: vpb: Monks are clergy right?

Not usually. Some monks are ordained, but there are only a few orders where all the monks are.

the test of a monk's spiritual acumen is the beer he makes.


then almost all would fail, since even the Trappists hire secular brewers to make their beer.

TMYK
 
2012-09-13 03:57:59 PM
I'm not saying it's bath salts....because this time it actually wasn't bath salts.
 
2012-09-13 04:00:30 PM

LordOfThePings: [www.43bikes.com image 362x325]

Fell off near Unterwössen, pump caught in my trouser leg. Ate hallucinogenic berries, got naked.


Sandwich got squashed.
 
2012-09-13 04:07:15 PM
Good job Subby - THIS is why I come here.
 
2012-09-13 04:18:08 PM

Bruxellensis: pute kisses like a man: Benevolent Misanthrope: vpb: Monks are clergy right?

Not usually. Some monks are ordained, but there are only a few orders where all the monks are.

the test of a monk's spiritual acumen is the beer he makes.

then almost all would fail, since even the Trappists hire secular brewers to make their beer.

TMYK


gwhaa!??

shattered illusions. thanks.
 
2012-09-13 04:22:10 PM

pute kisses like a man: Bruxellensis: pute kisses like a man: Benevolent Misanthrope: vpb: Monks are clergy right?

Not usually. Some monks are ordained, but there are only a few orders where all the monks are.

the test of a monk's spiritual acumen is the beer he makes.

then almost all would fail, since even the Trappists hire secular brewers to make their beer.

TMYK

gwhaa!??

shattered illusions. thanks.


Sorry. At least it's still brewed at the monastery!
 
2012-09-13 04:24:21 PM
I was hoping that Randy Travis was somehow involved.
 
2012-09-13 05:05:01 PM
 
2012-09-13 05:05:24 PM
Fugue state?

i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-13 06:33:18 PM
Article from the Department of Redundancy Department™

/and you can't get anything greenlit either
 
2012-09-13 06:55:37 PM
Too many articles are written by reporters these days which didn't experience Microsoft Word complaining about passive voice during grammatical checks.
 
2012-09-13 07:56:07 PM
Darn, was hoping it was this guy.
i.ytimg.com
 
2012-09-13 11:34:53 PM
What? No Dirk Gently references?
 
2012-09-14 11:40:19 AM
Of course he was naked, he had drugs in his pockets, and he wasn't really through with them.
 
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