FARK.com: (7325537) So many stories now include the line "it wasn't clear why he wound up naked," but rarely does it involve a monk. On a bicycle camping trip

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		So many stories now include the line "it wasn't clear why he wound up naked," but rarely does it involve a monk. On a bicycle camping trip (nbcwashington.com)		32
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MadMonk		2012-09-13 12:49:27 PM

Meh, it happens.

Vodka Zombie		2012-09-13 12:55:06 PM

Bath salts... It's always bath salts.

vpb		2012-09-13 01:09:30 PM

Monks are clergy right?

Ennuipoet		2012-09-13 03:09:01 PM

You've never been out with me on a tequila bender Subby. Of course, we would also need a midget, a bottle of Wesson Oil and 8x12 of Florence Henderson.

Benevolent Misanthrope		2012-09-13 03:16:25 PM

vpb: Monks are clergy right?

Not usually. Some monks are ordained, but there are only a few orders where all the monks are.

pute kisses like a man		2012-09-13 03:37:20 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: vpb: Monks are clergy right?

Not usually. Some monks are ordained, but there are only a few orders where all the monks are.

the test of a monk's spiritual acumen is the beer he makes.

SirDigbyChickenCaesar		2012-09-13 03:37:53 PM

Well I see we have the script for the Hangover 3.

StrikitRich		2012-09-13 03:38:08 PM

Oh, Brother!

tortilla burger		2012-09-13 03:38:39 PM

Also because bicycles rarely go camping

snocone		2012-09-13 03:40:18 PM

Since we start out naked, why, why, why all the suprised, indignant butthurt?

/just gittin; back to the earth, eh?

Random Bastage		2012-09-13 03:40:37 PM

If you've never seen a naked monk riding a bicycle, then you've never been on a Catholic confirmation retreat (or eaten hallucinogenic berries).

The Southern Dandy		2012-09-13 03:40:38 PM

"...spotted the naked, scraped-up man staggering around in the woods..."

scraped up? Sounds like he might've taken a ride down the strawberry river with Sasquatch.

www.goddamnlazybastards.com

oldfarthenry		2012-09-13 03:41:07 PM

Yeah, he's gonna have to get a new bicycle seat. Those things NEVER come clean after a naked ride.

LordOfThePings		2012-09-13 03:41:52 PM

Fell off near Unterwössen, pump caught in my trouser leg. Ate hallucinogenic berries, got naked.

snocone		2012-09-13 03:42:03 PM

Just curious, exactly what berries?
New to me.

doctorguilty		2012-09-13 03:46:24 PM

"And the senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity."

Huntceet		2012-09-13 03:47:21 PM

"If you woke up in a tent with you pants pulled down would you tell anyone?"

No

"Wanna go camping?"

Sybarite		2012-09-13 03:48:15 PM

You'd think someone with a 15 Wisdom would know better.

Bruxellensis		2012-09-13 03:53:26 PM

pute kisses like a man: Benevolent Misanthrope: vpb: Monks are clergy right?

Not usually. Some monks are ordained, but there are only a few orders where all the monks are.

the test of a monk's spiritual acumen is the beer he makes.

then almost all would fail, since even the Trappists hire secular brewers to make their beer.

TMYK

Walker		2012-09-13 03:57:59 PM

I'm not saying it's bath salts....because this time it actually wasn't bath salts.

wildcardjack		2012-09-13 04:00:30 PM

LordOfThePings: [www.43bikes.com image 362x325]

Fell off near Unterwössen, pump caught in my trouser leg. Ate hallucinogenic berries, got naked.

Sandwich got squashed.

justadadX3		2012-09-13 04:07:15 PM

Good job Subby - THIS is why I come here.

pute kisses like a man		2012-09-13 04:18:08 PM

Bruxellensis: pute kisses like a man: Benevolent Misanthrope: vpb: Monks are clergy right?

Not usually. Some monks are ordained, but there are only a few orders where all the monks are.

the test of a monk's spiritual acumen is the beer he makes.

then almost all would fail, since even the Trappists hire secular brewers to make their beer.

TMYK

gwhaa!??

shattered illusions. thanks.

Bruxellensis		2012-09-13 04:22:10 PM

pute kisses like a man: Bruxellensis: pute kisses like a man: Benevolent Misanthrope: vpb: Monks are clergy right?

Not usually. Some monks are ordained, but there are only a few orders where all the monks are.

the test of a monk's spiritual acumen is the beer he makes.

then almost all would fail, since even the Trappists hire secular brewers to make their beer.

TMYK

gwhaa!??

shattered illusions. thanks.

Sorry. At least it's still brewed at the monastery!

PYROY		2012-09-13 04:24:21 PM

I was hoping that Randy Travis was somehow involved.

illannoyin		2012-09-13 05:05:01 PM

Also...

I was delivering extreme unction NSFW Link

/Bless you my child

LesserEvil		2012-09-13 05:05:24 PM

Fugue state?

i.imgur.com

Clemkadidlefark		2012-09-13 06:33:18 PM

Article from the Department of Redundancy Department™

/and you can't get anything greenlit either

OSULugan		2012-09-13 06:55:37 PM

Too many articles are written by reporters these days which didn't experience Microsoft Word complaining about passive voice during grammatical checks.