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(Politico)   Like a Boss, Mitt Romney storms back in MI polls. Just kidding, down by 10 points now   (politico.com) divider line 43
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2012-09-13 02:05:20 PM  
5 votes:
i.imgur.com

"That's nice, you look like a Helen. Helen, we're both in politics. Let me tell you why I suck as a politician. Let's say I go into a guy's office, let's say he's even remotely interested in voting for me. Well then I get all excited. I'm like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet.

Now the pet is my possible vote. Hello there pretty little pet, I love you. And then I stoke it, and I pet it, and I massage it. Hehe, I love it, I love my little naughty pet... You're naughty! And then I take my naughty pet and I go...

Uuuuuuh! I killed it! I killed my vote! And that's when I blow it. That's when people like us have gotta forge ahead, Helen. Am I right?"
2012-09-13 02:34:57 PM  
4 votes:

Here'sJohnny: ginandbacon: This is shaping up to be the first ticket that loses both home states.

Which home state is Obama losing? Illinois? Hawaii? Kenya?


He was born in Kenya, but actually raised in an Indonesian madrassa. And Hawaii isn't a state you stupid lib.
2012-09-13 02:02:06 PM  
4 votes:

Boxcutta: It feels good to see the poll numbers in Michigan. His level of support is just the right height.


abcnewsradioonline.com
I TAKE IT BACK, YOU STUPID MICHIGANDERS! YOUR TREES ARE WAY TOO SHORT! SO THERE!
2012-09-13 01:04:27 PM  
4 votes:
I think Romney went a little overboard when building his house in the DC suburbs.

I mean, I know he has a big family, but this is too much.

www.ldschurchtemples.com
2012-09-13 04:46:19 PM  
3 votes:

HeartBurnKid: So what do Michigan women call themselves? Michigeese?


Whores.
2012-09-13 01:37:42 PM  
3 votes:
How is he polling on Planet Kolob?
2012-09-13 01:36:12 PM  
3 votes:
It feels good to see the poll numbers in Michigan. His level of support is just the right height.
2012-09-13 01:22:55 PM  
3 votes:

dletter: The only person to win the presidency while losing their "home" state and their birth state was James Polk.

Romney is no Polk.


The Cayman islands don't get to vote.
2012-09-13 05:25:02 PM  
2 votes:
i1.kym-cdn.com
2012-09-13 04:18:37 PM  
2 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: Gotfire: If the 7-Eleven coffee cup poll is any indication where this election is headed...

[i46.tinypic.com image 850x718] 

It's refreshing to see TX as blue.

Obama's gonna win Utah!



At the risk of a ThatsTheJoke.jpg, a coffee cup poll might not be the most accurate way to gauge the electoral mood in Utah.
2012-09-13 04:13:26 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-09-13 03:40:53 PM  
2 votes:

vernonFL: I found it, black and white, though.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 425x564]

 

i.cdn.turner.com
2012-09-13 02:53:40 PM  
2 votes:

mrshowrules: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: [img688.imageshack.us image 362x265]

And this is BEFORE debates...

Romney is going to up his game for the debates. He's going to bet Obama $100,000 he is wrong about everything.


I could see Romney saying "I'll bet you $100,000 -- and this watch should cover it"
2012-09-13 02:24:29 PM  
2 votes:
I found it, black and white, though.

1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-09-13 02:13:54 PM  
2 votes:
I keep hoping that Mitt and Ann have a murder/suicide pact.
2012-09-13 01:16:17 PM  
2 votes:
Romney is losing the vote of the planet that his relatives rule in the afterlife!
2012-09-13 01:06:02 PM  
2 votes:
Making his way to the ring, from Detroit Michigan, but making his Autumn Residence in San Diego, California... MITT ROMNEY!

blog.pokerjunkie.com
2012-09-13 12:46:49 PM  
2 votes:

Dead for Tax Reasons: ginandbacon: This is shaping up to be the first ticket that loses both home states.

Only 2 home states? I figure he's got more


Sometimes. Quantum Romney is very difficult to pin down.
2012-09-13 12:45:08 PM  
2 votes:

ginandbacon: This is shaping up to be the first ticket that loses both home states.


Only 2 home states? I figure he's got more
2012-09-13 12:19:40 PM  
2 votes:
The only person to win the presidency while losing their "home" state and their birth state was James Polk.

Romney is no Polk.
2012-09-13 06:05:11 PM  
1 votes:

Carn: I mean we might as well throw in Mass. too.

"Look at my state, I was awesome!"
'They don't seem to think so.'


Real Americans hate Taxachusetts anyway.
2012-09-13 05:33:57 PM  
1 votes:

Epoch_Zero: Damn, another Liberal Conspiracy uncovered by WND.

WE CAN'T GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING ANYMORE!


TABBED BROWSING IS A LIBERAL CONSPIRACY TO CAUSE MISPOSTS.
2012-09-13 04:41:24 PM  
1 votes:

Gotfire: I was born in Connecticut and lived there until I was 5 years old. I've lived in Texas for 33 years. Does that mean Connecticut is considered my home state?

I hope it is.


Are you George farking Bush?
2012-09-13 04:22:09 PM  
1 votes:

Lando Lincoln: I TAKE IT BACK, YOU STUPID MICHIGANDERS! YOUR TREES ARE WAY TOO SHORT! SO THERE!


You owe my employer a new keyboard!
2012-09-13 03:22:28 PM  
1 votes:
How weird. It's almost like you can't just try to throw a state's major economic engine under a bus and still have everyone in the state still like you.

///used to help my Mom with George Romney yard signs back in the day
//she'd be horrified by Mitt
/George probably would be too
2012-09-13 02:45:34 PM  
1 votes:

RumsfeldsReplacement: Here'sJohnny: Nvm misread what I was replying to.

I too apologize in that case.


The "stupidest post I've seen in well over a month" contest is still alive!
2012-09-13 02:31:20 PM  
1 votes:

Muta: Romney isn't buying any more TV time in Michigan.

As a Michigander, all I can say is W000T!111!!1


As a former Michigander, I'm glad to see that idiotic change to "Michiganian" still hasn't caught on.

/relurk
2012-09-13 02:28:00 PM  
1 votes:

Here'sJohnny: ginandbacon: This is shaping up to be the first ticket that loses both home states.

Which home state is Obama losing? Illinois? Hawaii? Kenya?


Who put the herp in the herp-da-derp-da-derp?
Who put the derp in the herpa-derpa-ding-dong?
2012-09-13 02:24:41 PM  
1 votes:

ginandbacon: This is shaping up to be the first ticket that loses both home states.


Which home state is Obama losing? Illinois? Hawaii? Kenya?
2012-09-13 02:20:20 PM  
1 votes:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: 2wolves: \older DC beltway drivers know this one

Yes, they know it was "Surrender Dorothy".


A thousand apologies.
2012-09-13 02:16:38 PM  
1 votes:

2wolves: \older DC beltway drivers know this one


Yes, they know it was "Surrender Dorothy".
2012-09-13 02:06:49 PM  
1 votes:

vernonFL: I think Romney went a little overboard when building his house in the DC suburbs.

I mean, I know he has a big family, but this is too much.


"RELEASE DOROTHY!"


www.ldschurchtemples.com


\older DC beltway drivers know this one
2012-09-13 01:51:37 PM  
1 votes:

dletter: The only person to win the presidency while losing their "home" state and their birth state was James Polk.

Romney is no Polk.


Napoleon of the Stump?
2012-09-13 01:46:15 PM  
1 votes:
I have quite a few friends who consider themselves Republicans and work for the auto industry (either directly or one of the suppliers). They tell me they will not vote for Romney because he said to let the auto industry die. They may not be voting for Obama, but they sure aren't voting for Mitt.
2012-09-13 01:43:04 PM  
1 votes:

Tax Boy: dletter: The only person to win the presidency while losing their "home" state and their birth state was James Polk.

Romney is no Polk.

The Cayman islands don't get to vote.


I think the Republicans have lost the Dominican Republic. Thanks to Rush Limbaugh, an entire generation of young men sit on that island, muttering to themselves through bouts of anal leakage.
2012-09-13 01:36:47 PM  
1 votes:
www.ccisabroad.org
2012-09-13 01:17:03 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-09-13 01:14:15 PM  
1 votes:
Libya - The Reverse Willie Horton.
2012-09-13 12:59:14 PM  
1 votes:
Wow, the comments on that article.

1) The level of delusion that Romney is indeed winning in Michigan and Ohio
2) Take the time to create a fake facebook account and be anonymous before derping that hard
2012-09-13 12:57:51 PM  
1 votes:
That one in California looks small, but that's mostly because it has something like 3500 square feet of fully finished "basement" area.
2012-09-13 12:41:18 PM  
1 votes:

dletter: Romney is no Polk.


Actually, wasn't there an article on Fark awhile back comparing Romney to Polk? IIRC, Polk is the last gasp of presidential power for the Antebellum Southern Democracts and he used the office to further their interests (expansion of slavery) in the face of an inevitable, unavoidable decline (and the ascendency of the North).
2012-09-13 12:39:58 PM  
1 votes:

dletter: The only person to win the presidency while losing their "home" state and their birth state was James Polk.


Does Romney even have a home state? I mean, I know Michigan's trees are the right height and all that, and it was in Michigan that he began honing his bullying ways, but is there really a connection?

Serpentile6: The window is narrowing very quickly to actually take a stance on most issues and create a clear platform.


And he will be very relieved when that window finally closes. It is clear that Romney has no desire to share any plans he may have with us peons. We just have to trust. Ask Ann.
2012-09-13 12:30:53 PM  
1 votes:
Hmmmmmm why would he be losing in Michigan after he said GM should be left to die and then once saved it was thanks to him?
 
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