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(WJHL Tri-Cities)   Girlfriend gives away fugitives location by "liking" the authorities on Facebook   (www2.wjhl.com) divider line 20
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2012-09-13 12:23:06 PM
7 votes:
I don't get it, the article says he is white, but then they call him Naecker.
2012-09-13 11:56:59 AM
6 votes:
I can rarely win a second date, but sex offenders can not only get girlfriends, but have them commit felonies on their behalf.

Maybe I just need to have more offensive sex.
2012-09-13 11:38:30 AM
6 votes:
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2012-09-13 12:10:34 PM
4 votes:
Did she like them? Or did she like like them?
2012-09-13 11:54:41 AM
4 votes:
Tazewell? You bet he did!
2012-09-13 01:15:15 PM
2 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: I can rarely win a second date, but sex offenders can not only get girlfriends, but have them commit felonies on their behalf.

Maybe I just need to have more offensive sex.


I'm here to volunteer for the offensive sex...
2012-09-13 12:52:11 PM
2 votes:

Ed Grubermann: HotWingConspiracy: I can rarely win a second date, but sex offenders can not only get girlfriends, but have them commit felonies on their behalf.

Maybe I just need to have more offensive sex.

It's even worse than that.
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Hate to see an Amish boy go wrong like that. I don't care if he was on Rumspringa.
2012-09-13 12:26:15 PM
2 votes:
I am more shocked that her Quantum Physics thesis regarding Bell's Theorem didn't give her away.
2012-09-13 04:06:19 PM
1 votes:
He should be easy to find ANYWAY, what with that tattoo of an arrow on his forehead

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2012-09-13 02:07:19 PM
1 votes:

Theaetetus: stonicus: Theaetetus: bluefoxicy: Also similar, he could have had sex with a drunk chick at a party who later accused him of rape and there's your mentally incapable etc, which is of course a crime that happens constantly

That's incorrect. The statute is:
18 USC 2242(2): Whoever... knowingly-
(2) engages in a sexual act with another person if that other person is-
(A) incapable of appraising the nature of the conduct; or
(B) physically incapable of declining participation in, or communicating unwillingness to engage in, that sexual act;
or attempts to do so, shall be fined under this title and imprisoned for any term of years or for life.

See that knowingly bit? It's not a "gosh, we were drunk and had consensual sex and now she's regretting it," it's a "I know she's incapable of declining or appraising the nature of the conduct, and I'm going to have sex with her anyway." It's explicitly required in the crime that you know the other person is incapable of consenting, and if you have sex with someone while knowing that they're in such a state, then yes, you are a rapist.

So a drunk man is still legally responsible for his actions, but a drunk girl isn't. Got it.

What actions did the drunk girl take? "Not declining" is not an action. It's a lack of action. Why do you think a girl should be held "legally responsible" for things that other people do to her while she's unconscious?


Ah... doing it to a girl who is passed out, we're on the same page on that one. That's a no no. I was referring to the cases of next morning regret...
2012-09-13 02:00:36 PM
1 votes:

Theaetetus: bluefoxicy: Also similar, he could have had sex with a drunk chick at a party who later accused him of rape and there's your mentally incapable etc, which is of course a crime that happens constantly

That's incorrect. The statute is:
18 USC 2242(2): Whoever... knowingly-
(2) engages in a sexual act with another person if that other person is-
(A) incapable of appraising the nature of the conduct; or
(B) physically incapable of declining participation in, or communicating unwillingness to engage in, that sexual act;
or attempts to do so, shall be fined under this title and imprisoned for any term of years or for life.

See that knowingly bit? It's not a "gosh, we were drunk and had consensual sex and now she's regretting it," it's a "I know she's incapable of declining or appraising the nature of the conduct, and I'm going to have sex with her anyway." It's explicitly required in the crime that you know the other person is incapable of consenting, and if you have sex with someone while knowing that they're in such a state, then yes, you are a rapist.


So a drunk man is still legally responsible for his actions, but a drunk girl isn't. Got it.
2012-09-13 01:34:45 PM
1 votes:

911Jenny:
If you are so socially in demand to NEED a FB and so inclined to be a criminal, keep the information you provide minimal and under lock and key.


If people wanted me that bad, they could come to me. biatch can't find me on facebook? Don't got time for that biatch, her cousin wants to jump in my lap tonight anyway.

Seriously, Facebook is for people who have no social life and can't figure out how to escape their basement; or whose home life is so bad they need to be with their friends even when they're not with their friends. If the whole god damn town worships the ground you walk on, you don't need Facebook.
2012-09-13 01:17:52 PM
1 votes:
Naecker Please.
2012-09-13 12:30:48 PM
1 votes:

fappomatic: We probably won't see why he's a sex offender because many of those records will be sealed. However, he is a Tier 3 Registered Sex Offender. Under the Adam Walsh Law, this is the breakdown:

Tier III Offenses require lifetime registration and quarterly verification, involve:
any new offense committed by a Tier II offender.


So he peed on a wall twice?
2012-09-13 12:24:32 PM
1 votes:

hitmanric: I don't understand how the girlfriend gets an obstruction of justice charge. She's the one who led them to him.


Once again, the article provided little info and made no sense.
Journalism, how does that work?
2012-09-13 12:19:21 PM
1 votes:

JPSimonetti: I just double checked, and liking a post doesn't give the person full access to your profile. You can get a name and possibly a location, though I've seen that second line be occupation, school, country, but usually completely blank. ... And, not to break out the tinfoil hat or anything, but are they really sitting there monitoring their police station's Facebook, munching on donuts while inventing new laws to enforce, instead of out doing something? ... We all know Facebook would roll over on anything without even needing a "Please" let alone a subpoena. I say they got sneaky and don't want to admit it.


Aw, dammit, now I want doughnuts.
/So fat.
2012-09-13 12:15:06 PM
1 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: I can rarely win a second date, but sex offenders can not only get girlfriends, but have them commit felonies on their behalf.

Maybe I just need to have more offensive sex.


Maybe it's just that; your sex is offensive.
2012-09-13 12:05:04 PM
1 votes:
Well, if we have to have criminals, let them be stupid criminals.
2012-09-13 11:59:26 AM
1 votes:
I don't understand how the girlfriend gets an obstruction of justice charge. She's the one who led them to him.
2012-09-13 11:54:37 AM
1 votes:
How do you lick authorities on fa---

oh.

damn.
 
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