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2012-09-13 11:38:30 AM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-13 11:54:37 AM
How do you lick authorities on fa---

oh.

damn.
 
2012-09-13 11:54:41 AM
Tazewell? You bet he did!
 
2012-09-13 11:56:59 AM
I can rarely win a second date, but sex offenders can not only get girlfriends, but have them commit felonies on their behalf.

Maybe I just need to have more offensive sex.
 
2012-09-13 11:59:26 AM
I don't understand how the girlfriend gets an obstruction of justice charge. She's the one who led them to him.
 
2012-09-13 12:03:57 PM

DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 214x79]


Ha ha! Love it!
 
2012-09-13 12:04:17 PM

hitmanric: I don't understand how the girlfriend gets an obstruction of justice charge. She's the one who led them to him.


I'm guessing they asked her "where is he" and she said "I dunno"...
 
2012-09-13 12:05:04 PM
Well, if we have to have criminals, let them be stupid criminals.
 
2012-09-13 12:06:24 PM
Yeah, not gonna stick. I can hear her now. "He made me say I didn't know where he was but later, I tried to give you all a clue that he was really here. Ta da."

That's her story and she should stick to it.
 
2012-09-13 12:06:24 PM

HotWingConspiracy: I can rarely win a second date, but sex offenders can not only get girlfriends, but have them commit felonies on their behalf.

Maybe I just need to have more offensive sex.


Hm. Or just be crazy. I'm guessing if you're already nuts, sticking it in more nuts just cancels each other out and you appear normal?
 
2012-09-13 12:07:05 PM
Wonder if the guy is a real sex offender or one of those dudes that just got caught peeing in an alleyway.
 
2012-09-13 12:08:36 PM
I wonder whether or not a subpoena was involved or if the police can just get this sort of information from FB by asking.
 
2012-09-13 12:09:05 PM
Computers, how do they work?
 
2012-09-13 12:10:34 PM
Did she like them? Or did she like like them?
 
2012-09-13 12:12:18 PM
It sounds like she was afraid but wanted him caught.
 
2012-09-13 12:14:54 PM
Tazewell that ends well.
 
2012-09-13 12:14:57 PM

HotWingConspiracy: I can rarely win a second date, but sex offenders can not only get girlfriends, but have them commit felonies on their behalf.

Maybe I just need to have more offensive sex.


It's even worse than that.
wvva.images.worldnow.com
 
2012-09-13 12:15:06 PM

HotWingConspiracy: I can rarely win a second date, but sex offenders can not only get girlfriends, but have them commit felonies on their behalf.

Maybe I just need to have more offensive sex.


Maybe it's just that; your sex is offensive.
 
2012-09-13 12:15:11 PM
I just double checked, and liking a post doesn't give the person full access to your profile. You can get a name and possibly a location, though I've seen that second line be occupation, school, country, but usually completely blank. ... And, not to break out the tinfoil hat or anything, but are they really sitting there monitoring their police station's Facebook, munching on donuts while inventing new laws to enforce, instead of out doing something? ... We all know Facebook would roll over on anything without even needing a "Please" let alone a subpoena. I say they got sneaky and don't want to admit it.
 
2012-09-13 12:16:05 PM

TyrantII: Wonder if the guy is a real sex offender or one of those dudes that just got caught peeing in an alleyway.


Guys peeing in alleys are seldom referred to as "dangerous sex offenders".
 
2012-09-13 12:16:07 PM
Dyllan Otto Naecker, 29 year old white male with possible ties to gang activity

Oh she dead. He probably dead too. Homeys don't like being given up by stupid biatches--female or male biatches.
 
2012-09-13 12:17:01 PM
Deputies were able to determine Naecker's girlfriends identity after she "liked" the Tazewell County Sheriff's Office Facebook page, police report.

This information provided deputies with critical information such as Naecker's girlfriend's residence and her name.

Today the girlfriend, Samantha Dillow, has been charged with obstruction of justice. A joint statement by the Sheriff's Office and the Tazewell County Prosecutor's Office thanked Dillow for the information and her aid in capturing Naecker, but reminded her that "snitches get prosecuted, as well as stitches."
 
2012-09-13 12:17:14 PM
I'm thinking if you've decided on a life of crime, your first step should probably be deleting your Fb account. Also, don't choose the home of a Facebook junkie as your supersecret hideout.

Like.
 
2012-09-13 12:18:38 PM
wat
i.imgur.com


Original mugshot?


TyrantII: Wonder if the guy is a real sex offender or one of those dudes that just got caught peeing in an alleyway.



I was wondering that myself, couldn't find anything. They threw around the "Adam Walsh Act" but with today's webnewscrap you never know if that is a hint of how bad he is or how inept the writer is.
But seeing as he was 26 when arrested, I'm thinking he did something that would have gotten him shot in a few places.
 
2012-09-13 12:19:21 PM

JPSimonetti: I just double checked, and liking a post doesn't give the person full access to your profile. You can get a name and possibly a location, though I've seen that second line be occupation, school, country, but usually completely blank. ... And, not to break out the tinfoil hat or anything, but are they really sitting there monitoring their police station's Facebook, munching on donuts while inventing new laws to enforce, instead of out doing something? ... We all know Facebook would roll over on anything without even needing a "Please" let alone a subpoena. I say they got sneaky and don't want to admit it.


Aw, dammit, now I want doughnuts.
/So fat.
 
2012-09-13 12:20:38 PM

twiztedjustin: wat
[i.imgur.com image 203x360]


Original mugshot?


TyrantII: Wonder if the guy is a real sex offender or one of those dudes that just got caught peeing in an alleyway.


I was wondering that myself, couldn't find anything. They threw around the "Adam Walsh Act" but with today's webnewscrap you never know if that is a hint of how bad he is or how inept the writer is.
But seeing as he was 26 when arrested, I'm thinking he did something that would have gotten him shot in a few places.


No, the article mentions both Maryland and Virginia but no one by his name is in either registry.
 
2012-09-13 12:23:06 PM
I don't get it, the article says he is white, but then they call him Naecker.
 
2012-09-13 12:24:32 PM

hitmanric: I don't understand how the girlfriend gets an obstruction of justice charge. She's the one who led them to him.


Once again, the article provided little info and made no sense.
Journalism, how does that work?
 
2012-09-13 12:25:06 PM
fugitive's
 
2012-09-13 12:25:23 PM

JPSimonetti: I just double checked, and liking a post doesn't give the person full access to your profile. You can get a name and possibly a location, though I've seen that second line be occupation, school, country, but usually completely blank. ... And, not to break out the tinfoil hat or anything, but are they really sitting there monitoring their police station's Facebook, munching on donuts while inventing new laws to enforce, instead of out doing something? ... We all know Facebook would roll over on anything without even needing a "Please" let alone a subpoena. I say they got sneaky and don't want to admit it.


Were they monitoring their wall? Sure, lots of businesses and public institutions do. They use it to interact with the public without having to pay for a web page. And they were probably keeping an eye on the walls of his family members and close friends.

I know a few probation officers (and no, none are mine) who use FaceBook (my MySpace, end every other social media site they can find) to keep track of their scallywags. You'd be amazed by the number of idiots who post about their probation violations.
 
2012-09-13 12:25:49 PM
We probably won't see why he's a sex offender because many of those records will be sealed. However, he is a Tier 3 Registered Sex Offender. Under the Adam Walsh Law, this is the breakdown:

Tier III Offenses require lifetime registration and quarterly verification, involve:

sexual acts involving force or carried out under threat, 18 U.S.C. 2241(a)
sexual acts with one whom the actor causes unconscious, or impairs by drugging or intoxication, 18 U.S.C. 2241(b)
sexual acts with a child under the age of 12, 18 U.S.C. 2241(c)
sexual acts with one whom is mentally incapable of appraising, or physically incapable of declining, or communicates unwillingness of, the sex act, 18 U.S.C. 2242
sexual contact with a child under the age of 12, 18 U.S.C. 2244(c)

non-parental kidnapping or false imprisonment of minors,
any attempt or conspiracy to commit of any of the above, and
any new offense committed by a Tier II offender.
 
2012-09-13 12:26:15 PM
I am more shocked that her Quantum Physics thesis regarding Bell's Theorem didn't give her away.
 
2012-09-13 12:28:10 PM

fappomatic: sexual acts involving force or carried out under threat, 18 U.S.C. 2241(a)
sexual acts with one whom the actor causes unconscious, or impairs by drugging or intoxication, 18 U.S.C. 2241(b)
sexual acts with a child under the age of 12, 18 U.S.C. 2241(c)
sexual acts with one whom is mentally incapable of appraising, or physically incapable of declining, or communicates unwillingness of, the sex act, 18 U.S.C. 2242



So rape, kiddie rape, and "OMG I'M SOOOO DRUNK let's f*** and I'll press charges in the morning blaming you for getting me drunk and taking my innocence" are all on the same tier? Well, sure, that makes sense.
 
2012-09-13 12:28:13 PM

HotWingConspiracy: I can rarely win a second date, but sex offenders can not only get girlfriends, but have them commit felonies on their behalf.

Maybe I just need to have more offensive sex.


You just need to switch to a coarser crazy filter. There aren't enough getting through.
 
2012-09-13 12:30:09 PM

JPSimonetti: twiztedjustin: wat
[i.imgur.com image 203x360]


Original mugshot?


TyrantII: Wonder if the guy is a real sex offender or one of those dudes that just got caught peeing in an alleyway.


I was wondering that myself, couldn't find anything. They threw around the "Adam Walsh Act" but with today's webnewscrap you never know if that is a hint of how bad he is or how inept the writer is.
But seeing as he was 26 when arrested, I'm thinking he did something that would have gotten him shot in a few places.

No, the article mentions both Maryland and Virginia but no one by his name is in either registry.


In the article it says he was wanted for failing to register as a sex offender -- maybe that is why we can't find him on the list...
 
2012-09-13 12:30:48 PM

fappomatic: We probably won't see why he's a sex offender because many of those records will be sealed. However, he is a Tier 3 Registered Sex Offender. Under the Adam Walsh Law, this is the breakdown:

Tier III Offenses require lifetime registration and quarterly verification, involve:
any new offense committed by a Tier II offender.


So he peed on a wall twice?
 
2012-09-13 12:31:08 PM

JPSimonetti:
So rape, kiddie rape, and "OMG I'M SOOOO DRUNK let's f*** and I'll press charges in the morning blaming you for getting me drunk and taking my innocence" are all on the same tier? Well, sure, that makes sense.


Ugh, to clarify ... I expected kiddie rape to be on a Tier 7 or 8 and not carry the same weight as the usual stuff you hear about. That's not to say they're all but, but ... dude ... she was 3.
 
2012-09-13 12:33:56 PM
i1095.photobucket.com

Hello, Tazewell PD? Hey, it's treesloth. Oh, hi, Linda! Oh, you know that notice to call you if we have information about where that Naecher guy is? Yeah... HE'S IN YOUR JAIL. You can stop asking for help finding him.
 
2012-09-13 12:34:23 PM

red5ish: I wonder whether or not a subpoena was involved or if the police can just get this sort of information from FB by asking.


They didn't need to subpoena anyone. As soon as you "Like" something, the owner of the page is notified. And since a "Like" nowadays, is almost the equivalent of "Friending" someone, they could probably instantly see who she was, and where she was. Depending on your security settings, at least.

I remember one time, my sister tagged me for being someplace, and it actually showed a Google map pointing to my house!! I called her up immediately and was like, "Did you see what you just posted?!" All she could say was that it happened automatically thanks to some spiffy new app on her phone.

Considering I don't have my address or phone number listed on FB anywhere, something seems a little wrong about them being able to post that information from someone ELSE's post.
 
2012-09-13 12:35:03 PM

DblDad: Tazewell? You bet he did!


Yea, that's not how you say it.

/grew up there
 
2012-09-13 12:35:23 PM
Euthanize the girlfriend immediately. There's something SERIOUSLY farked up about women that knowingly date sex offenders. Hope they have lots of diddled kids together.
 
2012-09-13 12:35:47 PM

JPSimonetti: twiztedjustin: wat
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No, the article mentions both Maryland and Virginia but no one by his name is in either registry.


Didn't the article say something about his being in trouble for failing to register?

/don't care enough to re-read it
 
2012-09-13 12:38:25 PM
Loren

It sounds like she was afraid but wanted him caught.


seriously, what self respecting criminal "likes" a cops fb page?

Caught ones, apparently.
 
2012-09-13 12:39:00 PM

HideMonkey: JPSimonetti: twiztedjustin: wat
[i.imgur.com image 203x360]



No, the article mentions both Maryland and Virginia but no one by his name is in either registry.

Didn't the article say something about his being in trouble for failing to register?

/don't care enough to re-read it


You're right. I figured they were referring to how you have to let them know where you are, though. I thought the authorities were the one that actually entered you into the database ... that's a little sloppy, isn't it? I wish I had more info of how that worked, but I haven't gotten caught getting the mail in my underwear, yet.

On a related note, I check the the entire US database and he wasn't in there.
 
2012-09-13 12:40:19 PM

Loren: It sounds like she was afraid but wanted him caught.


Given that a Virginia was mentioned, there's a good chance she's the one who pressed the charges that led to the sex offender status, anyway.
 
2012-09-13 12:40:52 PM

treesloth: [i1095.photobucket.com image 631x346]

Hello, Tazewell PD? Hey, it's treesloth. Oh, hi, Linda! Oh, you know that notice to call you if we have information about where that Naecher guy is? Yeah... HE'S IN YOUR JAIL. You can stop asking for help finding him.


For a second I thought I was looking at a Will Wheaton doppleganger.

/If I new how to photoshop I'd put that famous Wheaton sweater on him.
 
2012-09-13 12:41:33 PM
Too bad cops who molest intoxicated women in bars don't have to register as sex offenders.
 
2012-09-13 12:44:22 PM

Hermione_Granger: Yeah, not gonna stick. I can hear her now. "He made me say I didn't know where he was but later, I tried to give you all a clue that he was really here. Ta da."

That's her story and she should stick to it.


I very much doubt she's that smart.
 
2012-09-13 12:46:39 PM

RoxtarRyan: Too bad cops who molest intoxicated women in bars don't have to register as sex offenders.


Don't forget to shame the victim for being a target!
 
2012-09-13 12:48:17 PM

mat catastrophe: DblDad: Tazewell? You bet he did!

Yea, that's not how you say it.

/grew up there


ever eat at Cuz's? Haven't been there in a while, maybe 5 years ago stayed at their cabins for a couple days- they really took care of us.
Also, Rt 16 from 460 to Hungry Mother State Park is kick-azz on a bike. Wears you out more than Tail of the Dragon IMO.
 
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