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(Daily Mail)   Virgin with 15-kids, dude with 160lb scrotum, and some superstar with ZZZ-cup boobies. Another Springer episode? Nope, its The Discovery Channel   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 42
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2012-09-13 10:05:22 AM
Now those are some big balls.
 
2012-09-13 10:24:17 AM

Cythraul: Now those are some big balls.


Some balls are held for charity...

/ seriously how does someone not have their scote operated on if its that farking big?
 
2012-09-13 10:38:53 AM
Sounds like the front page of the Weekly World News
 
2012-09-13 10:43:10 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Sounds like the front page of the Weekly World News


"Discovery Channel" indeed.
 
2012-09-13 10:51:33 AM
Yeah, that chick with the big titties lives here in Arlington.

And I guess also that woman listed in the article.
 
2012-09-13 10:52:19 AM
scrotum? it nearly killed him!
 
2012-09-13 11:46:06 AM
The balls guy was on Stern last year. It was both funny and sad.

/bookmarking in case this turns into an epic boobies thread
 
2012-09-13 11:49:02 AM
They keep track of breast sizes all the way up to Z? Let alone triple-Z? Isn't that, like, the breast size of those girls in Stretch Panic?
 
2012-09-13 11:49:33 AM
FTFA: In high school he took a vow of celibacy, instead donate his body to scientific pursuits where for the past six years he has been helping childless couples get pregnant as a prolific sperm donor, which he carries out in his own living room. 

Anyone know his fark handle?
 
2012-09-13 11:54:28 AM
Anyone else read that as 'Disney Channel'?
 
2012-09-13 12:03:24 PM
Well, I suppose they have to compete with TLC and the History Channel somehow.
 
2012-09-13 12:21:39 PM

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: FTFA: In high school he took a vow of celibacy, instead donate his body to scientific pursuits where for the past six years he has been helping childless couples get pregnant as a prolific sperm donor, which he carries out in his own living room. 

Anyone know his fark handle?


i212.photobucket.com

I don't think he's on Fark. Too skinny.
 
2012-09-13 12:22:46 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk
Helpful: Trent explains how he is still a virgin with 15 children, where for the past six years he has been helping childless couples get pregnant as a prolific sperm donor, which he carries out in his own living room 


It would seem I've missed a successful business opportunity.
 
2012-09-13 12:38:05 PM

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: FTFA: In high school he took a vow of celibacy, instead donate his body to scientific pursuits where for the past six years he has been helping childless couples get pregnant as a prolific sperm donor, which he carries out in his own living room. 

Anyone know his fark handle?


I dunno, but that's gotta be like trying to find a needle in a rolled up ball of most, vieny leather.
 
2012-09-13 12:38:17 PM
Didn't the ZZZ boob girl do pr0n under the name of Norma Stitz?

(do NOT GIS)
 
2012-09-13 12:39:55 PM
15-kids

It's 15-love. Don't you know tennis, subby?
 
2012-09-13 12:40:03 PM
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
 
2012-09-13 12:42:03 PM

offmymeds: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x584]
Helpful: Trent explains how he is still a virgin with 15 children, where for the past six years he has been helping childless couples get pregnant as a prolific sperm donor, which he carries out in his own living room 

It would seem I've missed a successful business opportunity.


Seriously. If I could add "playing Skyrim" and "drinking beer" as more business opportunities, I'd quit my job and drop out of school. Fark this work shiat.
 
2012-09-13 12:46:41 PM

Elzar: Cythraul: Now those are some big balls.

Some balls are held for charity...

/ seriously how does someone not have their scote operated on if its that farking big?


My understanding from another Fark thread actually, where some farker knows him around town is:
At first he couldn't afford it, but now he doesn't want to get them fixed as it provides him this level of fame, and I'm guessing, some income.
 
2012-09-13 12:49:50 PM

FuturePastNow: Well, I suppose they have to compete with TLC and the History Channel somehow.


They freaking own TLC! It's part of the Discovery network and it's where I thought the dumping ground for this sort of crap was supposed to go.
 
2012-09-13 12:53:51 PM
Hrmmm, my kids like to watch Discovery a lot. Gonna have to think about whether this one is appropriate or not.
 
2012-09-13 12:57:09 PM

Elzar: Cythraul: Now those are some big balls.

Some balls are held for charity...

/ seriously how does someone not have their scote operated on if its that farking big?


He was offered free surgery, refused because they're the reason he's famous.
 
2012-09-13 01:04:16 PM
He should teabag Octomom...
 
2012-09-13 01:06:18 PM

stuhayes2010: Elzar: Cythraul: Now those are some big balls.

Some balls are held for charity...

/ seriously how does someone not have their scote operated on if its that farking big?

He was offered free surgery, refused because they're the reason he's famous.


Boy, that takes balls!

/Went there again
 
2012-09-13 01:19:25 PM
The HUGE balls guy can not wear pants. He forces his legs into he arms of a giant sized hoody and uses the hood to cradle his ball sack.

The baby daddy virgin is an OCD freak and is passing on some strange little wigglers. This guy buys lots of tinfoil.


/saw them all on some Weird Sex cable show.
 
2012-09-13 01:23:38 PM
i'm quite curious to see what Maggie Gyllenhaal has to say about her extremely bizarre sexuality. i really hope it's on par with goat-sized breasts.

/ Secretary was the best romantic comedy ever. bed of grass - ahhhhh
 
2012-09-13 01:30:10 PM

Lone Stranger: The HUGE balls guy can not wear pants. He forces his legs into he arms of a giant sized hoody and uses the hood to cradle his ball sack.



That's nuts!
 
2012-09-13 01:41:41 PM
Will the huge nutsack guy be titty farking the ZZZ-cup boobied broad in an upcoming episode?
 
2012-09-13 01:42:10 PM

Lone Stranger: The HUGE balls guy can not wear pants. He forces his legs into he arms of a giant sized hoody and uses the hood to cradle his ball sack.


So...

*Puts on sunglasses*

His boys are in da hood..

YEEEAAAH
 
2012-09-13 01:42:40 PM
with 15-kids what? I hate incomplete adjectives.
 
2012-09-13 01:58:43 PM

naz-drala: Lone Stranger: The HUGE balls guy can not wear pants. He forces his legs into he arms of a giant sized hoody and uses the hood to cradle his ball sack.

So...

*Puts on sunglasses*

His boys are in da hood..

YEEEAAAH


win.
 
2012-09-13 02:09:29 PM
Dumbing it down to Idiocracy sooner than we think.
Why yes, there is an OW, My Balls show out there,
I saw a bit of it surfing last night.
 
2012-09-13 02:58:39 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk
i.dailymail.co.uk

I'm fairy sure I've seen both of these people on Tosh.0 (~6:20).
 
2012-09-13 05:15:32 PM
Crap programming like that is what made me finally cut the cord last year!
 
2012-09-13 05:35:29 PM

the801: i'm quite curious to see what Maggie Gyllenhaal has to say about her extremely bizarre sexuality. i really hope it's on par with goat-sized breasts.

/ Secretary was the best romantic comedy ever. bed of grass - ahhhhh


Message for you, sir.

i1126.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-13 06:00:00 PM

stuhayes2010: Elzar: Cythraul: Now those are some big balls.

Some balls are held for charity...

/ seriously how does someone not have their scote operated on if its that farking big?

He was offered free surgery, refused because they're the reason he's famous.


I cannot imagine how he could possibly go for a wee without completely drenching his baws in urine. On the other hand, he can probably get quite a lot out of people by threatening to teabag them to death if they don't cooperate.
 
2012-09-13 08:54:12 PM
 
2012-09-13 10:12:34 PM

Gordon Bennett: I cannot imagine how he could possibly go for a wee without completely drenching his baws in urine. On the other hand, he can probably get quite a lot out of people by threatening to teabag them to death if they don't cooperate.


he would just have to lean way over and put his head against the wall and....why did you get me thinking about that?
 
2012-09-13 11:07:45 PM
TLC TLC TLC TLC TLC TLC TLC TLC 
Why not put it on TLC?
 
2012-09-14 01:40:48 AM
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FTFA: "Wesley, whose scrotum has swollen to 160lbs and is apparently still growing"

Sounds like a tanuki cosplay gone wrong...
 
2012-09-14 02:58:40 AM
Claire, you wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantitis of the nuts? It's pretty tasty.
 
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2012-09-14 05:35:20 AM
Remember when Discovery Channel used to show fantastic nature documentaries and wasn't just yet another redneck channel like all the other channels on cable?

Yeah, it was probably about a decade ago... what the hell happened?
 
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