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(Impact Wrestling)   Will the Hulkster make good on his threat to lock everyone in the arena? Does anyone care about Bobby Rooooooooo vs. James Storm with no belt on the line? It's TNA Impact, 8 PM on Spike   (impactwrestling.com ) divider line
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2012-09-13 12:02:57 PM  
THis thing hit the green queue hours ago and no one has posted in it. And FWC thread, of all farking things.

Shows you how much FWC loves TNA
 
2012-09-13 01:28:01 PM  
I usually don't watch TNA, so I'm never in these threads. so, pardon my ignorance here:

Why the hell is Hogan still wrestling? Is he still that good, or is he just hard up for cash?


/brother!
 
2012-09-13 01:52:55 PM  
The threat of Aces and Eights is so great Hogan will violate the fire codes if he has to!

Grand_Moff_Joseph: I usually don't watch TNA, so I'm never in these threads. so, pardon my ignorance here:

Why the hell is Hogan still wrestling? Is he still that good, or is he just hard up for cash?

/brother!


The latter, DUDE! Linda-Mon took him to the cleaners when they got divorced.
 
2012-09-13 03:03:28 PM  
Will the Hulkster make good on his threat to lock everyone in the arena?

I'm sure the Fire Marshall will love this.
 
2012-09-13 03:51:14 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: Will the Hulkster make good on his threat to lock everyone in the arena?

I'm sure the Fire Marshall will love this.


Until Hulkamania runs wild on him, that is.
 
2012-09-13 04:41:55 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: Will the Hulkster make good on his threat to lock everyone in the arena?

I'm sure the Fire Marshall will love this.


Lee "Fire" Marshall won't dare tell the Hulkster what he can or can't do in his effort to combat the threat of Aces and Eights, brother dude mon!

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2012-09-13 04:44:54 PM  
Any word on how Jerry Lawler is doing?  I don't follow wrestling any more, but the dude is a legend.  Hopefully he makes it out OK.
 
2012-09-13 04:50:08 PM  

downstairs: Any word on how Jerry Lawler is doing?  I don't follow wrestling any more, but the dude is a legend.  Hopefully he makes it out OK.


At last report, he's walking, talking, and inquiring about the candy stripers.
 
2012-09-13 06:57:04 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: downstairs: Any word on how Jerry Lawler is doing?  I don't follow wrestling any more, but the dude is a legend.  Hopefully he makes it out OK.

At last report, he's walking, talking, and inquiring about the candy stripers.


Here's the dirt sheet specifics:
WMCTV in Memphis is reporting that WWE Hall of Famer Jerry Lawler was back on his feet today for the first time since suffering a heart attack on Monday night. Lawler's girlfriend Lauryn McBride provided an update to WMCTV (via text message):

"They are now taking lines out and he is looking so good today!!!"

"We will go for a walk in just a bit and s=do (sic) some more breathing exercises. Will update as the day goes on..."

McBride also noted that Lawler remains very sore (from the CPR chest compressions he received) and is having some trouble with his memory, but is aware of the support he's received from everybody:

"It's just the two of us here now, so we've had time to kinda talk about what's going on and where he's at...how much everybody back in Memphis and how much his family and everybody loves him and cares about him."
 
2012-09-13 07:05:26 PM  

It's Thursday, which means it's time for the Global Legendary Television Championship of the World to be decided!

i6.photobucket.com
I miss the old belt... :-(



Whoever posts Shooting Star Staple Super Press for the 150th post wins the title. A miss, botch, or time-limit draw, and FirstNationalBastard retains until next week.

Good luck, FARKers!
 
2012-09-13 07:06:34 PM  
Geezer TNA. Please Hulk, retire.
 
2012-09-13 07:23:54 PM  

Captain Steroid: It's Thursday, which means it's time for the Global Legendary Television Championship of the World to be decided!

[i6.photobucket.com image 640x280]
I miss the old belt... :-(

Whoever posts Shooting Star Staple Super Press for the 150th post wins the title. A miss, botch, or time-limit draw, and FirstNationalBastard retains until next week.

Good luck, FARKers!


With Thursday Night Football, FNB may become the Honky Tonk Man of the SSSP belt.
Also, this is only okay, definitely not as great as R-Truth goes to DisneyWorld: Link
 
2012-09-13 07:26:53 PM  

TheManofPA: Captain Steroid: It's Thursday, which means it's time for the Global Legendary Television Championship of the World to be decided!

[i6.photobucket.com image 640x280]
I miss the old belt... :-(

Whoever posts Shooting Star Staple Super Press for the 150th post wins the title. A miss, botch, or time-limit draw, and FirstNationalBastard retains until next week.

Good luck, FARKers!

With Thursday Night Football, FNB may become the Honky Tonk Man of the SSSP belt.
Also, this is only okay, definitely not as great as R-Truth goes to DisneyWorld: Link


Well, I do indeed have my long sideburns and hair slicked back, and may be coming to your town in my pink Cadillac.
 
2012-09-13 07:35:59 PM  
So.......is this the thread to watch someone GET RAILROADED FROM BEHIND?

/never going to get over that
//Sanduskyed
 
2012-09-13 07:39:19 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: I usually don't watch TNA, so I'm never in these threads. so, pardon my ignorance here:

Why the hell is Hogan still wrestling? Is he still that good, or is he just hard up for cash?


/brother!


He's not. He's basically playing the Teddy Long role for TNA.
 
2012-09-13 07:41:35 PM  
Will the Glow girls be there???

www.soapinthebathroom.com
 
2012-09-13 07:43:52 PM  

wotthefark: Will the Glow girls be there???

[www.soapinthebathroom.com image 850x604]


By this point, many of them probably look like the broad in the middle.
 
2012-09-13 07:50:34 PM  
YAY! This thread finally popped up on the Sports tab for me. Huzzah!
 
2012-09-13 07:52:54 PM  

Captain Steroid: It's Thursday, which means it's time for the Global Legendary Television Championship of the World to be decided!

[i6.photobucket.com image 640x280]
I miss the old belt... :-(

Whoever posts Shooting Star Staple Super Press for the 150th post wins the title. A miss, botch, or time-limit draw, and FirstNationalBastard retains until next week.

Good luck, FARKers!


3.bp.blogspot.com

If I win the Global Legendary Televithion Championthip of the World tonight... I promith all of you that I will rethore the prethige of this title and RETURN IT to the previouth belt, held by such great men and women ath me... And... uh... me.
 
2012-09-13 07:54:25 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: wotthefark: Will the Glow girls be there???

[www.soapinthebathroom.com image 850x604]

By this point, many of them probably look like the broad in the middle.


You mean "Big bad mama".

Actually 85% look like this:

adultaddstrengths.com

A nice mix of Fen Phen, ritalin and meth will always do the trick.
 
2012-09-13 08:00:52 PM  

wotthefark: Will the Glow girls be there???

[www.soapinthebathroom.com image 850x604]


Lord, I remember watching that at night when I was a kid. It made my pants feel funny. The only name I remember is Suzy Spirit
 
2012-09-13 08:01:29 PM  

wotthefark: FirstNationalBastard: wotthefark: Will the Glow girls be there???

[www.soapinthebathroom.com image 850x604]

By this point, many of them probably look like the broad in the middle.

You mean "Big bad mama".

Actually 85% look like this:

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A nice mix of Fen Phen, ritalin and meth will always do the trick.


Yeesh, which one is that?
 
2012-09-13 08:01:35 PM  

downstairs: Any word on how Jerry Lawler is doing?  I don't follow wrestling any more, but the dude is a legend.  Hopefully he makes it out OK.


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Aside from the wires and tubes, looking fairly spry for a guy who just had a heart attack.
 
2012-09-13 08:02:30 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: downstairs: Any word on how Jerry Lawler is doing?  I don't follow wrestling any more, but the dude is a legend.  Hopefully he makes it out OK.

[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 550x309]

Aside from the wires and tubes, looking fairly spry for a guy who just had a heart attack.


Cool, Im glad he's up and about. We did see his last match though which is kinda weird.
 
2012-09-13 08:02:53 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: wotthefark: Will the Glow girls be there???

[www.soapinthebathroom.com image 850x604]

Lord, I remember watching that at night when I was a kid. It made my pants feel funny. The only name I remember is Suzy Spirit


Only thing I remember about Suzy is her elbow getting dislocated during a tag match. Still squicks me to think about it.

And I had a teeny crush on Hollywood.
 
2012-09-13 08:03:59 PM  
And that ass got railroaded!
 
2012-09-13 08:04:21 PM  
Focus is on "Boned for Glory"? Is that Chyna's new movie?
 
2012-09-13 08:04:51 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: KellyKellyKelly: downstairs: Any word on how Jerry Lawler is doing?  I don't follow wrestling any more, but the dude is a legend.  Hopefully he makes it out OK.

[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 550x309]

Aside from the wires and tubes, looking fairly spry for a guy who just had a heart attack.

Cool, Im glad he's up and about. We did see his last match though which is kinda weird.


Not necessarily.

One article (or family Tweet, or whatever) said that doctors are optimistic he could eventually return to wrestling.

And it's not illogical to think he would eventually do a one shot retirement match or something.

The days of 150 indy dates a year is probably over, though.
 
2012-09-13 08:06:00 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: Captain Steroid: It's Thursday, which means it's time for the Global Legendary Television Championship of the World to be decided!

[i6.photobucket.com image 640x280]
I miss the old belt... :-(

Whoever posts Shooting Star Staple Super Press for the 150th post wins the title. A miss, botch, or time-limit draw, and FirstNationalBastard retains until next week.

Good luck, FARKers!

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 303x378]

If I win the Global Legendary Televithion Championthip of the World tonight... I promith all of you that I will rethore the prethige of this title and RETURN IT to the previouth belt, held by such great men and women ath me... And... uh... me.


I can watch him wrassle tomorrow, only $20. He and Dusty are appearing at an NXT show in my town. apparently he's going to be in a match with NXT champ, Seth Rollins.
 
2012-09-13 08:08:36 PM  
Bully Ray and his Twittah Machine is here to address us all.
 
2012-09-13 08:08:38 PM  
Hey Jeff, how do you feel about winning the Bound for Glory Series?

iconvsicon.com

"Ah feel like a pretty princess. Ah like swans."
 
2012-09-13 08:09:14 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Igor Jakovsky: KellyKellyKelly: downstairs: Any word on how Jerry Lawler is doing?  I don't follow wrestling any more, but the dude is a legend.  Hopefully he makes it out OK.

[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 550x309]

Aside from the wires and tubes, looking fairly spry for a guy who just had a heart attack.

Cool, Im glad he's up and about. We did see his last match though which is kinda weird.

Not necessarily.

One article (or family Tweet, or whatever) said that doctors are optimistic he could eventually return to wrestling.

And it's not illogical to think he would eventually do a one shot retirement match or something.

The days of 150 indy dates a year is probably over, though.


Definitely the Indies are over, though I cant imagine him in the ring doing anything other than squashing Heath Slater in a 2 min "match" at his age.
 
2012-09-13 08:09:45 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: The_Y2P_Problem: Captain Steroid: It's Thursday, which means it's time for the Global Legendary Television Championship of the World to be decided!

[i6.photobucket.com image 640x280]
I miss the old belt... :-(

Whoever posts Shooting Star Staple Super Press for the 150th post wins the title. A miss, botch, or time-limit draw, and FirstNationalBastard retains until next week.

Good luck, FARKers!

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 303x378]

If I win the Global Legendary Televithion Championthip of the World tonight... I promith all of you that I will rethore the prethige of this title and RETURN IT to the previouth belt, held by such great men and women ath me... And... uh... me.

I can watch him wrassle tomorrow, only $20. He and Dusty are appearing at an NXT show in my town. apparently he's going to be in a match with NXT champ, Seth Rollins.


Go. That could be some damn good stuff right there. I've been a fan of Rollins since he was in RoH as Tyler Black.
 
2012-09-13 08:09:49 PM  
"I've been beating your ass for 15 years," lol. Good point.
 
2012-09-13 08:10:28 PM  
Man that belt looks so much better than what Punk is wearing.
 
2012-09-13 08:10:51 PM  
For once I agree with Bully Ray: DON'T TAKE THAT SHIRT OFF.
 
2012-09-13 08:10:58 PM  
"I feel way better than I did Sunday night now."

*crickets as crowd tries to figure out Jeff's syntax*
 
2012-09-13 08:11:45 PM  
That was an awkward end to the segment. It's like the sound guy hit the music too early and everyone was just like "aw fark it, this segment's pretty much done anyway... let's roll with it."
 
2012-09-13 08:12:17 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: Igor Jakovsky: The_Y2P_Problem: Captain Steroid: It's Thursday, which means it's time for the Global Legendary Television Championship of the World to be decided!

[i6.photobucket.com image 640x280]
I miss the old belt... :-(

Whoever posts Shooting Star Staple Super Press for the 150th post wins the title. A miss, botch, or time-limit draw, and FirstNationalBastard retains until next week.

Good luck, FARKers!

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 303x378]

If I win the Global Legendary Televithion Championthip of the World tonight... I promith all of you that I will rethore the prethige of this title and RETURN IT to the previouth belt, held by such great men and women ath me... And... uh... me.

I can watch him wrassle tomorrow, only $20. He and Dusty are appearing at an NXT show in my town. apparently he's going to be in a match with NXT champ, Seth Rollins.

Go. That could be some damn good stuff right there. I've been a fan of Rollins since he was in RoH as Tyler Black.


I think I am going to. Its right down the road from my office. I can head over there after work. Unless something else happens, I should have some pics to post in the Raw thread on Monday.
 
2012-09-13 08:14:04 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: The_Y2P_Problem: Igor Jakovsky: The_Y2P_Problem: Captain Steroid: It's Thursday, which means it's time for the Global Legendary Television Championship of the World to be decided!

[i6.photobucket.com image 640x280]
I miss the old belt... :-(

Whoever posts Shooting Star Staple Super Press for the 150th post wins the title. A miss, botch, or time-limit draw, and FirstNationalBastard retains until next week.

Good luck, FARKers!

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 303x378]

If I win the Global Legendary Televithion Championthip of the World tonight... I promith all of you that I will rethore the prethige of this title and RETURN IT to the previouth belt, held by such great men and women ath me... And... uh... me.

I can watch him wrassle tomorrow, only $20. He and Dusty are appearing at an NXT show in my town. apparently he's going to be in a match with NXT champ, Seth Rollins.

Go. That could be some damn good stuff right there. I've been a fan of Rollins since he was in RoH as Tyler Black.

I think I am going to. Its right down the road from my office. I can head over there after work. Unless something else happens, I should have some pics to post in the Raw thread on Monday.


NXT's really got some interesting talent, plus a lot of the lower midcarders from WWE are still sent there to work on their skills or give them something to do to earn their paychecks. Look forward to seeing the pictures if you can make it down.
 
2012-09-13 08:16:28 PM  
Zema Ion time. Nap time.
 
2012-09-13 08:16:40 PM  
Pretty classy on the King shoutout.
 
2012-09-13 08:17:03 PM  
Tenay and Tazz send best wishes to Lawler. Nice move.
 
2012-09-13 08:17:19 PM  

TheManofPA: Pretty classy on the King shoutout.


Was just about to post this.

That said, I'm expecting Hulk Hogan to fake a heart attack tonight as part of the Aces and Eights angle.
 
2012-09-13 08:21:09 PM  
So Zema Ion's pretty much been squashed this entire match. Whose neck did Sonjay break to put over this strong?

Wait, what? THAT won the match?
 
2012-09-13 08:21:21 PM  
Did he just Zoolander him?
 
2012-09-13 08:21:29 PM  
God, you are not good at this, Zema Ion, lol.
 
2012-09-13 08:23:04 PM  
Great camerawork, you almost missed the sight of Hulk Hogan drinking an appletini.
 
2012-09-13 08:23:55 PM  
Wait, why can't I twitter about their matches....

"There's protein in the bottom drawer........" Did Hulk jack it in there?
 
2012-09-13 08:24:44 PM  
Actually, Bobby Roooooo is coming to the ring to discuss some great stock tips with the Impact Zo- OF COURSE HE'S GOING TO DISCUSS THE PPV YOU DUNDERING KNOBHEAD!
 
2012-09-13 08:24:51 PM  
"There's protein in the bottom drawer" - Things That Sound Like They're from a Porno But Actually Aren't
 
2012-09-13 08:33:02 PM  
I love how many people are actively yawing in the background. Must be a lot of free tickets in the first few rows tonight
 
2012-09-13 08:33:40 PM  
So are we trying to mimic the silence that Roooooo is getting from the Impact Zone or did Fark die on us?
 
2012-09-13 08:34:22 PM  
HE'S CHOKING A MAN WITH A TIE! FIRE HIM! FIRE HIM FOR GIVING CHILDREN NIGHTMARES!
 
2012-09-13 08:37:03 PM  
Firing is too good for him....
 
2012-09-13 08:37:04 PM  
Hey guys what did I miss?
 
2012-09-13 08:37:53 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: So are we trying to mimic the silence that Roooooo is getting from the Impact Zone or did Fark die on us?


the Chicago game started...heh
 
2012-09-13 08:38:45 PM  
Fining is too good for HIM!
 
2012-09-13 08:42:09 PM  
HE SHOULD HAVE HIS CONTRACT TORN INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES AND BURIED ALIVE!!!


/obscure, no not really
 
2012-09-13 08:43:05 PM  
When was the last time someone actually got tripped up by a drop down like that?
 
2012-09-13 08:45:03 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: Igor Jakovsky: wotthefark: Will the Glow girls be there???

[www.soapinthebathroom.com image 850x604]

Lord, I remember watching that at night when I was a kid. It made my pants feel funny. The only name I remember is Suzy Spirit

Only thing I remember about Suzy is her elbow getting dislocated during a tag match. Still squicks me to think about it.

And I had a teeny crush on Hollywood.


Dude you ghey??? "Babe" & "Sally the farmer's daughter"

1.bp.blogspot.com 


I like how it's in B&W classes it up a little.
 
2012-09-13 08:46:55 PM  
So it's one half of the World Tag Team Champions of the World in a match with AJ Styles? Man I do wish that Christy Hemme was the Raw announcer... yum
 
2012-09-13 08:49:28 PM  
Also, it strikes me that some of the moves like that weird apron ddt that Styles did are more risky than what the WWE would allow.
 
2012-09-13 08:52:45 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Also, it strikes me that some of the moves like that weird apron ddt that Styles did are more risky than what the WWE would allow.


To be fair, WWE almost killed a man on Monday.

//go King go, recover and get back to the booth
 
2012-09-13 08:53:48 PM  
"I'm going to blow some people up"

Ok, I swear between Hulk tonight and "Railroading my ass", that TNA is definitely trying for the ghey vote
 
2012-09-13 08:54:55 PM  

TheManofPA: "I'm going to blow some people up"

Ok, I swear between Hulk tonight and "Railroading my ass", that TNA is definitely trying for the ghey vote


To think it was just over 11 years ago now that Hulks greatest attack occurred...
 
2012-09-13 08:55:54 PM  

TheManofPA: "I'm going to blow some people up"

Ok, I swear between Hulk tonight and "Railroading my ass", that TNA is definitely trying for the ghey vote


Or the Islamic extremist market.
 
2012-09-13 08:57:35 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: TheManofPA: "I'm going to blow some people up"

Ok, I swear between Hulk tonight and "Railroading my ass", that TNA is definitely trying for the ghey vote

To think it was just over 11 years ago now that Hulks greatest attack occurred...


I lol'd

Gimme an aisle seat
 
2012-09-13 08:58:35 PM  
Balls ain't pg
 
2012-09-13 08:59:18 PM  
God, Jeff Hardy's eyelid eyes are quite possibly the dumbest thing he's ever come up with.
 
2012-09-13 09:00:18 PM  
That ring looks even smaller when there are 20 guys in there
 
2012-09-13 09:00:23 PM  
BAH GAWD IT
s tjhe HIOGAN
 
2012-09-13 09:01:08 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: God, Jeff Hardy's eyelid eyes are quite possibly the dumbest thing he's ever come up with.


Pretty dumb but there are a lot of dumb things to pick from with Hardy...
 
2012-09-13 09:01:38 PM  

wotthefark: KellyKellyKelly: Igor Jakovsky: wotthefark: Will the Glow girls be there???

[www.soapinthebathroom.com image 850x604]

Lord, I remember watching that at night when I was a kid. It made my pants feel funny. The only name I remember is Suzy Spirit

Only thing I remember about Suzy is her elbow getting dislocated during a tag match. Still squicks me to think about it.

And I had a teeny crush on Hollywood.

Dude you ghey??? .


Not a "dude," and no, I'm not.
 
2012-09-13 09:02:28 PM  
Bound for glory series was pretty farking good
 
2012-09-13 09:03:01 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Balls ain't pg


2.bp.blogspot.com
Could have told you that.
 
2012-09-13 09:04:38 PM  
Hogan loves fire code violations
 
2012-09-13 09:04:42 PM  
Locked down forever? Wow, he's never going to let the people leave?
 
2012-09-13 09:04:52 PM  
It's Delocated brother
 
2012-09-13 09:05:25 PM  
See, they're bad asses cuz they're drinking beer.
 
2012-09-13 09:06:10 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Representative of the unwashed masses: TheManofPA: "I'm going to blow some people up"

Ok, I swear between Hulk tonight and "Railroading my ass", that TNA is definitely trying for the ghey vote

To think it was just over 11 years ago now that Hulks greatest attack occurred...

I lol'd

Gimme an aisle seat


When it comes crash down
it ain't due to thermite


I just realized the whole thing lends itself to this but I could feel my soul leaving as I started
 
2012-09-13 09:06:18 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: See, they're bad asses cuz they're drinking beer.


I like beer... Wait does that mean I'm in Aces and Eights?
 
2012-09-13 09:07:02 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Igor Jakovsky: See, they're bad asses cuz they're drinking beer.

I like beer... Wait does that mean I'm in Aces and Eights?


BROTHER MON DUDE!

WE'RE LOCKING YOU IN THIS THREAD!
 
2012-09-13 09:08:13 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Representative of the unwashed masses: Igor Jakovsky: See, they're bad asses cuz they're drinking beer.

I like beer... Wait does that mean I'm in Aces and Eights?

BROTHER MON DUDE!

WE'RE LOCKING YOU IN THIS THREAD!


You'll never catch me!
 
2012-09-13 09:10:52 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Igor Jakovsky: See, they're bad asses cuz they're drinking beer.

I like beer... Wait does that mean I'm in Aces and Eights?


I'm drinking beer but its kinda hard with the mask on.
 
2012-09-13 09:12:19 PM  
Oh Chavo... You haven't invented anything in your career. You leeched it off your uncle, just like you did your heat.
 
2012-09-13 09:12:54 PM  
Hanging a belt like it's your dong... NOT PG
 
2012-09-13 09:12:54 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Representative of the unwashed masses: Igor Jakovsky: See, they're bad asses cuz they're drinking beer.

I like beer... Wait does that mean I'm in Aces and Eights?

I'm drinking beer but its kinda hard with the mask on.


It's okay, you don't have to put your mask on until long after someone sees you.
 
2012-09-13 09:14:03 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Representative of the unwashed masses: Igor Jakovsky: See, they're bad asses cuz they're drinking beer.

I like beer... Wait does that mean I'm in Aces and Eights?

I'm drinking beer but its kinda hard with the mask on.


Meh, I'm having this cola drink. Tastes kinda funnnnn.......................................................
 
2012-09-13 09:14:46 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Igor Jakovsky: Representative of the unwashed masses: Igor Jakovsky: See, they're bad asses cuz they're drinking beer.

I like beer... Wait does that mean I'm in Aces and Eights?

I'm drinking beer but its kinda hard with the mask on.

It's okay, you don't have to put your mask on until long after someone sees you.


shiat, they told me I have to wear this thing 24/7.
 
2012-09-13 09:14:56 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: Igor Jakovsky: Representative of the unwashed masses: Igor Jakovsky: See, they're bad asses cuz they're drinking beer.

I like beer... Wait does that mean I'm in Aces and Eights?

I'm drinking beer but its kinda hard with the mask on.

Meh, I'm having this cola drink. Tastes kinda funnnnn.......................................................


Time for someone to GET RAILROADED FROM BEHIND!
 
2012-09-13 09:15:25 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: Igor Jakovsky: Representative of the unwashed masses: Igor Jakovsky: See, they're bad asses cuz they're drinking beer.

I like beer... Wait does that mean I'm in Aces and Eights?

I'm drinking beer but its kinda hard with the mask on.

Meh, I'm having this cola drink. Tastes kinda funnnnn.......................................................


Impact's having the same effect on me tonight. Not sure if I'm just tired from yoga or what, but it seems like they're following up a good PPV with a snoozer of an Impact.
 
2012-09-13 09:15:26 PM  
Oh yeah, forgot to mention it Monday so i'll see if i remember it for the Raw thread, but I'm randomly in a fantasy football league with a guy who was in ROH for a bit.
 
2012-09-13 09:15:43 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: FirstNationalBastard: Igor Jakovsky: Representative of the unwashed masses: Igor Jakovsky: See, they're bad asses cuz they're drinking beer.

I like beer... Wait does that mean I'm in Aces and Eights?

I'm drinking beer but its kinda hard with the mask on.

It's okay, you don't have to put your mask on until long after someone sees you.

shiat, they told me I have to wear this thing 24/7.


You have to read page 17 of the orientation manual... Took me a week to find that page...

KellyKellyKelly: Igor Jakovsky: Representative of the unwashed masses: Igor Jakovsky: See, they're bad asses cuz they're drinking beer.

I like beer... Wait does that mean I'm in Aces and Eights?

I'm drinking beer but its kinda hard with the mask on.

Meh, I'm having this cola drink. Tastes kinda funnnnn.......................................................


ssshhhhh it's ok relax.
 
2012-09-13 09:16:57 PM  

TheManofPA: Oh yeah, forgot to mention it Monday so i'll see if i remember it for the Raw thread, but I'm randomly in a fantasy football league with a guy who was in ROH for a bit.


Oh really? Who would that be?
 
2012-09-13 09:18:55 PM  
Don't desperate in that corner! We don't have enough cleaner!
 
2012-09-13 09:19:13 PM  
Hmmm Does the Impact Zone not have chairs at ringside?
 
2012-09-13 09:20:27 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: Don't desperate in that corner! We don't have enough cleaner!


And Maffew of Botchamania has a new one for the Insipid Taz Commentary file.
 
2012-09-13 09:20:36 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Hmmm Does the Impact Zone not have chairs at ringside?


They can't afford chairs!
 
2012-09-13 09:21:41 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: TheManofPA: Oh yeah, forgot to mention it Monday so i'll see if i remember it for the Raw thread, but I'm randomly in a fantasy football league with a guy who was in ROH for a bit.

Oh really? Who would that be?


Don't know if I can really say since it's not my league/place, but the CSB is that he was with them for 4 tapings overall. He does more Indy stuff in the Northeast (though near retirement). Guy that runs the league used to wrestle in Indys in the Midwest before getting hurt (not famous, just liked doing it).
 
2012-09-13 09:21:59 PM  
OH MY GOD TAZ!!! THIS IS THE GREATEST NIGHT IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPORT! TWO TEAMS HAVE QUALIFIED FOR TITLE MATCHES! WHAT WILL HAPPEN NOW?!?! FIND OUT IN 3 WEEKS WHEN WE GET AROUND TO ANSWERING THIS QUESTION!
 
2012-09-13 09:22:58 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Representative of the unwashed masses: Hmmm Does the Impact Zone not have chairs at ringside?

They can't afford chairs!


That whole front row is the opposite of Miami at WM
 
2012-09-13 09:25:57 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: KellyKellyKelly: Igor Jakovsky: Representative of the unwashed masses: Igor Jakovsky: See, they're bad asses cuz they're drinking beer.

I like beer... Wait does that mean I'm in Aces and Eights?

I'm drinking beer but its kinda hard with the mask on.

Meh, I'm having this cola drink. Tastes kinda funnnnn.......................................................

Impact's having the same effect on me tonight. Not sure if I'm just tired from yoga or what, but it seems like they're following up a good PPV with a snoozer of an Impact.


The football game is a snoozer as well...0-0, really?
 
2012-09-13 09:28:04 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: The_Y2P_Problem: KellyKellyKelly: Igor Jakovsky: Representative of the unwashed masses: Igor Jakovsky: See, they're bad asses cuz they're drinking beer.

I like beer... Wait does that mean I'm in Aces and Eights?

I'm drinking beer but its kinda hard with the mask on.

Meh, I'm having this cola drink. Tastes kinda funnnnn.......................................................

Impact's having the same effect on me tonight. Not sure if I'm just tired from yoga or what, but it seems like they're following up a good PPV with a snoozer of an Impact.

The football game is a snoozer as well...0-0, really?


3-0. The Pack had a drive extended because they won a challenge to show the Bears had 12 men on the field and ended up in field goal range.
 
2012-09-13 09:29:09 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: Igor Jakovsky: The_Y2P_Problem: KellyKellyKelly: Igor Jakovsky: Representative of the unwashed masses: Igor Jakovsky: See, they're bad asses cuz they're drinking beer.

I like beer... Wait does that mean I'm in Aces and Eights?

I'm drinking beer but its kinda hard with the mask on.

Meh, I'm having this cola drink. Tastes kinda funnnnn.......................................................

Impact's having the same effect on me tonight. Not sure if I'm just tired from yoga or what, but it seems like they're following up a good PPV with a snoozer of an Impact.

The football game is a snoozer as well...0-0, really?

3-0. The Pack had a drive extended because they won a challenge to show the Bears had 12 men on the field and ended up in field goal range.


Ahhh, still a snoozer so far
 
2012-09-13 09:30:05 PM  
Gail Kim's still in TNA?

She's been used almost as infrequently as she was in WWE lately.
 
2012-09-13 09:30:54 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: Gail Kim's still in TNA?

She's been used almost as infrequently as she was in WWE lately.


Huh? She's featured in some sort of way almost every week
 
2012-09-13 09:30:57 PM  
 
2012-09-13 09:31:29 PM  
I smell heel turn
 
2012-09-13 09:32:19 PM  

styckx: The_Y2P_Problem: Gail Kim's still in TNA?

She's been used almost as infrequently as she was in WWE lately.

Huh? She's featured in some sort of way almost every week


I honestly couldn't remember the last time she was on Impact. But I suppose my memory just went to shiat.
 
2012-09-13 09:32:56 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: A Tout that's actually worth watching.


Seconded.
 
2012-09-13 09:33:00 PM  

styckx: I smell heel turn


Anne Frank, yada yada.
 
2012-09-13 09:33:01 PM  
Philly would be chanting "DYKE IT OUT, DYKE IT OUT"
 
2012-09-13 09:33:37 PM  
"Strap-on the champion"

Going for the lesbians now too?
 
2012-09-13 09:33:39 PM  
That's not the type of strap-on action I wanted to see involving these two.
 
2012-09-13 09:34:52 PM  

styckx: I smell heel turn


To be fair, Helen Keller could have seen that coming, so I don't know if you deserve a wizard hat for that.
 
2012-09-13 09:34:59 PM  

TheManofPA: "Strap-on the champion"

Going for the lesbians now too?


RAILROADED!
 
2012-09-13 09:34:59 PM  
Did they forget to light the "BOO TARA" sign?
 
2012-09-13 09:38:13 PM  
They cleared King of all brain damage, but one of the nurses walked in on him watching Impact Wrestling, now the doctors aren't so sure.
 
2012-09-13 09:42:23 PM  
D'Lo to the rescue!

Or just chillin' on the couch. You know, whatevs.
 
2012-09-13 09:44:14 PM  
Oh, Brooke... no one in TNA has a posse.
 
2012-09-13 09:46:39 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Oh, Brooke... no one in TNA has a posse.


Where's Slim Pickens when you need him? He'd round up a posse and work up a Number Six on 'em!
 
2012-09-13 09:50:31 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: FirstNationalBastard: Oh, Brooke... no one in TNA has a posse.

Where's Slim Pickens when you need him? He'd round up a posse and work up a Number Six on 'em!


You spare the women?
 
2012-09-13 09:51:21 PM  
The fark? Did we just cut back to commercial after a commercial?
 
2012-09-13 09:52:01 PM  

Halfway to Canada: The_Y2P_Problem: FirstNationalBastard: Oh, Brooke... no one in TNA has a posse.

Where's Slim Pickens when you need him? He'd round up a posse and work up a Number Six on 'em!

You spare the women?


Nawwwww we rape the shiat outta them at the Number Six Dance later on!
 
2012-09-13 09:59:57 PM  
Why is Bully Ray performing a Bubba Bomb?
 
2012-09-13 10:00:48 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Why is Bully Ray performing a Bubba Bomb?


Shhhhhhhhhhhh....

You'll wake the sleeping fWc.
 
2012-09-13 10:01:31 PM  
So, I wonder if Bubba regrets not following Devon?
 
2012-09-13 10:02:19 PM  

Lumbar Puncture: They cleared King of all brain damage, but one of the nurses walked in on him watching Impact Wrestling, now the doctors aren't so sure.


Nice. I was going to go with "The cleared King of all brain damage. Luckily they got him out before the Del Rio promo."

And I wouldn't be so sure that he wrestled his last match. Keep in mind that when he recovers he'll actually be healthier than he has been for the past year. Plus he'll be monitoring his health much closer.

What I think needs to change is that all Legends and hopefully all wrestlers in general will be required to take a physical right after a match and rest for a certain amount of time. Lawler went right back to work on the mic.
 
2012-09-14 12:05:40 AM  
Wow. Just wow. This thread died FAST and hard. Consider this whole THREAD railroaded.
 
2012-09-14 12:31:45 AM  

robsul82: Tenay and Tazz send best wishes to Lawler. Nice move.


They worked side by side for years, so I am glad to hear this.

/Mom is in town so I missed the thread
 
2012-09-14 01:01:07 AM  
Tonights show was pretty meh.. Some good ideas and storylines but the execution was half hearted. Wasn't bad, wasn't good but entertaining enough..
 
2012-09-14 01:32:10 AM  
Jesus, the show ended 31/2 HOURS ago!

ENOUGH! I declare (again) a time-limit draw! STILL you Global Legendary Television Champion of the World... FirstNationalBastard

The... ugh... "belt" is still yours. -_-

i6.photobucket.com

I may need to take more drastic measures in the future... >_>
 
2012-09-14 03:08:52 PM  
You may be trying to put this thread on lockdown....But are you locking us out or are you locking us in?

Better have your head on a swivel because you don't know where the next post is gonna come from!
 
2012-09-14 06:33:07 PM  

Captain Steroid: Jesus, the show ended 31/2 HOURS ago!

ENOUGH! I declare (again) a time-limit draw! STILL you Global Legendary Television Champion of the World... FirstNationalBastard

The... ugh... "belt" is still yours. -_-

[i6.photobucket.com image 640x280]

I may need to take more drastic measures in the future... >_>


It'd have to be the 100th post

or the 12th
 
2012-09-14 09:01:22 PM  
Tell me again why we don't have a Smackdown thread?
 
2012-09-14 09:43:43 PM  

lucasorvis: Tell me again why we don't have a Smackdown thread?


Hold on a minute playa
 
2012-09-14 09:59:02 PM  
Teddy got quietly dissed on tonight's show. Have no idea where they're going with this.
 
2012-09-15 01:00:16 PM  
At least Wade has a sense of humor:
"Just heard that a child version of me gets bullied by The Miz in @realMickFoley's new Christmas book. Pushing the boundaries of fiction a tad there aren't we, Mick? A 10-year-old Wade Barrett would deck a fully-grown Miz. #BarrettBarrage"

"Let's be honest, a fully-grown Wade Barrett would deck anybody reading this tweet, so wind your necks in, internet tough-guys. As it happens, reading @realMickFoley's first book back in 2000 is what convinced me to become a wrestler in the first place. A 250,000-word book that I read in less than 3 days. I would call it a life-changing experience. 12 years later, he has written about me. Thanks, Mick. With that being said, i'm still going to give him a slap when I see him for having The Miz bully me. #HaveANiceDay"
 
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