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(Impact Wrestling)   Will the Hulkster make good on his threat to lock everyone in the arena? Does anyone care about Bobby Rooooooooo vs. James Storm with no belt on the line? It's TNA Impact, 8 PM on Spike   (impactwrestling.com) divider line 139
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2012-09-13 12:02:57 PM  
THis thing hit the green queue hours ago and no one has posted in it. And FWC thread, of all farking things.

Shows you how much FWC loves TNA
 
2012-09-13 01:28:01 PM  
I usually don't watch TNA, so I'm never in these threads. so, pardon my ignorance here:

Why the hell is Hogan still wrestling? Is he still that good, or is he just hard up for cash?


/brother!
 
2012-09-13 01:52:55 PM  
The threat of Aces and Eights is so great Hogan will violate the fire codes if he has to!

Grand_Moff_Joseph: I usually don't watch TNA, so I'm never in these threads. so, pardon my ignorance here:

Why the hell is Hogan still wrestling? Is he still that good, or is he just hard up for cash?

/brother!


The latter, DUDE! Linda-Mon took him to the cleaners when they got divorced.
 
2012-09-13 03:03:28 PM  
Will the Hulkster make good on his threat to lock everyone in the arena?

I'm sure the Fire Marshall will love this.
 
2012-09-13 03:51:14 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: Will the Hulkster make good on his threat to lock everyone in the arena?

I'm sure the Fire Marshall will love this.


Until Hulkamania runs wild on him, that is.
 
2012-09-13 04:41:55 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: Will the Hulkster make good on his threat to lock everyone in the arena?

I'm sure the Fire Marshall will love this.


Lee "Fire" Marshall won't dare tell the Hulkster what he can or can't do in his effort to combat the threat of Aces and Eights, brother dude mon!

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2012-09-13 04:44:54 PM  
Any word on how Jerry Lawler is doing?  I don't follow wrestling any more, but the dude is a legend.  Hopefully he makes it out OK.
 
2012-09-13 04:50:08 PM  

downstairs: Any word on how Jerry Lawler is doing?  I don't follow wrestling any more, but the dude is a legend.  Hopefully he makes it out OK.


At last report, he's walking, talking, and inquiring about the candy stripers.
 
2012-09-13 06:57:04 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: downstairs: Any word on how Jerry Lawler is doing?  I don't follow wrestling any more, but the dude is a legend.  Hopefully he makes it out OK.

At last report, he's walking, talking, and inquiring about the candy stripers.


Here's the dirt sheet specifics:
WMCTV in Memphis is reporting that WWE Hall of Famer Jerry Lawler was back on his feet today for the first time since suffering a heart attack on Monday night. Lawler's girlfriend Lauryn McBride provided an update to WMCTV (via text message):

"They are now taking lines out and he is looking so good today!!!"

"We will go for a walk in just a bit and s=do (sic) some more breathing exercises. Will update as the day goes on..."

McBride also noted that Lawler remains very sore (from the CPR chest compressions he received) and is having some trouble with his memory, but is aware of the support he's received from everybody:

"It's just the two of us here now, so we've had time to kinda talk about what's going on and where he's at...how much everybody back in Memphis and how much his family and everybody loves him and cares about him."
 
2012-09-13 07:05:26 PM  

It's Thursday, which means it's time for the Global Legendary Television Championship of the World to be decided!

i6.photobucket.com
I miss the old belt... :-(


Whoever posts Shooting Star Staple Super Press for the 150th post wins the title. A miss, botch, or time-limit draw, and FirstNationalBastard retains until next week.

Good luck, FARKers!
 
2012-09-13 07:06:34 PM  
Geezer TNA. Please Hulk, retire.
 
2012-09-13 07:23:54 PM  

Captain Steroid: It's Thursday, which means it's time for the Global Legendary Television Championship of the World to be decided!

[i6.photobucket.com image 640x280]
I miss the old belt... :-(

Whoever posts Shooting Star Staple Super Press for the 150th post wins the title. A miss, botch, or time-limit draw, and FirstNationalBastard retains until next week.

Good luck, FARKers!


With Thursday Night Football, FNB may become the Honky Tonk Man of the SSSP belt.
Also, this is only okay, definitely not as great as R-Truth goes to DisneyWorld: Link
 
2012-09-13 07:26:53 PM  

TheManofPA: Captain Steroid: It's Thursday, which means it's time for the Global Legendary Television Championship of the World to be decided!

[i6.photobucket.com image 640x280]
I miss the old belt... :-(

Whoever posts Shooting Star Staple Super Press for the 150th post wins the title. A miss, botch, or time-limit draw, and FirstNationalBastard retains until next week.

Good luck, FARKers!

With Thursday Night Football, FNB may become the Honky Tonk Man of the SSSP belt.
Also, this is only okay, definitely not as great as R-Truth goes to DisneyWorld: Link


Well, I do indeed have my long sideburns and hair slicked back, and may be coming to your town in my pink Cadillac.
 
2012-09-13 07:35:59 PM  
So.......is this the thread to watch someone GET RAILROADED FROM BEHIND?

/never going to get over that
//Sanduskyed
 
2012-09-13 07:39:19 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: I usually don't watch TNA, so I'm never in these threads. so, pardon my ignorance here:

Why the hell is Hogan still wrestling? Is he still that good, or is he just hard up for cash?


/brother!


He's not. He's basically playing the Teddy Long role for TNA.
 
2012-09-13 07:41:35 PM  
Will the Glow girls be there???

www.soapinthebathroom.com
 
2012-09-13 07:43:52 PM  

wotthefark: Will the Glow girls be there???

[www.soapinthebathroom.com image 850x604]


By this point, many of them probably look like the broad in the middle.
 
2012-09-13 07:50:34 PM  
YAY! This thread finally popped up on the Sports tab for me. Huzzah!
 
2012-09-13 07:52:54 PM  

Captain Steroid: It's Thursday, which means it's time for the Global Legendary Television Championship of the World to be decided!

[i6.photobucket.com image 640x280]
I miss the old belt... :-(

Whoever posts Shooting Star Staple Super Press for the 150th post wins the title. A miss, botch, or time-limit draw, and FirstNationalBastard retains until next week.

Good luck, FARKers!


3.bp.blogspot.com

If I win the Global Legendary Televithion Championthip of the World tonight... I promith all of you that I will rethore the prethige of this title and RETURN IT to the previouth belt, held by such great men and women ath me... And... uh... me.
 
2012-09-13 07:54:25 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: wotthefark: Will the Glow girls be there???

[www.soapinthebathroom.com image 850x604]

By this point, many of them probably look like the broad in the middle.


You mean "Big bad mama".

Actually 85% look like this:

adultaddstrengths.com

A nice mix of Fen Phen, ritalin and meth will always do the trick.
 
2012-09-13 08:00:52 PM  

wotthefark: Will the Glow girls be there???

[www.soapinthebathroom.com image 850x604]


Lord, I remember watching that at night when I was a kid. It made my pants feel funny. The only name I remember is Suzy Spirit
 
2012-09-13 08:01:29 PM  

wotthefark: FirstNationalBastard: wotthefark: Will the Glow girls be there???

[www.soapinthebathroom.com image 850x604]

By this point, many of them probably look like the broad in the middle.

You mean "Big bad mama".

Actually 85% look like this:

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A nice mix of Fen Phen, ritalin and meth will always do the trick.


Yeesh, which one is that?
 
2012-09-13 08:01:35 PM  

downstairs: Any word on how Jerry Lawler is doing?  I don't follow wrestling any more, but the dude is a legend.  Hopefully he makes it out OK.


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Aside from the wires and tubes, looking fairly spry for a guy who just had a heart attack.
 
2012-09-13 08:02:30 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: downstairs: Any word on how Jerry Lawler is doing?  I don't follow wrestling any more, but the dude is a legend.  Hopefully he makes it out OK.

[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 550x309]

Aside from the wires and tubes, looking fairly spry for a guy who just had a heart attack.


Cool, Im glad he's up and about. We did see his last match though which is kinda weird.
 
2012-09-13 08:02:53 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: wotthefark: Will the Glow girls be there???

[www.soapinthebathroom.com image 850x604]

Lord, I remember watching that at night when I was a kid. It made my pants feel funny. The only name I remember is Suzy Spirit


Only thing I remember about Suzy is her elbow getting dislocated during a tag match. Still squicks me to think about it.

And I had a teeny crush on Hollywood.
 
2012-09-13 08:03:59 PM  
And that ass got railroaded!
 
2012-09-13 08:04:21 PM  
Focus is on "Boned for Glory"? Is that Chyna's new movie?
 
2012-09-13 08:04:51 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: KellyKellyKelly: downstairs: Any word on how Jerry Lawler is doing?  I don't follow wrestling any more, but the dude is a legend.  Hopefully he makes it out OK.

[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 550x309]

Aside from the wires and tubes, looking fairly spry for a guy who just had a heart attack.

Cool, Im glad he's up and about. We did see his last match though which is kinda weird.


Not necessarily.

One article (or family Tweet, or whatever) said that doctors are optimistic he could eventually return to wrestling.

And it's not illogical to think he would eventually do a one shot retirement match or something.

The days of 150 indy dates a year is probably over, though.
 
2012-09-13 08:06:00 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: Captain Steroid: It's Thursday, which means it's time for the Global Legendary Television Championship of the World to be decided!

[i6.photobucket.com image 640x280]
I miss the old belt... :-(

Whoever posts Shooting Star Staple Super Press for the 150th post wins the title. A miss, botch, or time-limit draw, and FirstNationalBastard retains until next week.

Good luck, FARKers!

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 303x378]

If I win the Global Legendary Televithion Championthip of the World tonight... I promith all of you that I will rethore the prethige of this title and RETURN IT to the previouth belt, held by such great men and women ath me... And... uh... me.


I can watch him wrassle tomorrow, only $20. He and Dusty are appearing at an NXT show in my town. apparently he's going to be in a match with NXT champ, Seth Rollins.
 
2012-09-13 08:08:36 PM  
Bully Ray and his Twittah Machine is here to address us all.
 
2012-09-13 08:08:38 PM  
Hey Jeff, how do you feel about winning the Bound for Glory Series?

iconvsicon.com

"Ah feel like a pretty princess. Ah like swans."
 
2012-09-13 08:09:14 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Igor Jakovsky: KellyKellyKelly: downstairs: Any word on how Jerry Lawler is doing?  I don't follow wrestling any more, but the dude is a legend.  Hopefully he makes it out OK.

[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 550x309]

Aside from the wires and tubes, looking fairly spry for a guy who just had a heart attack.

Cool, Im glad he's up and about. We did see his last match though which is kinda weird.

Not necessarily.

One article (or family Tweet, or whatever) said that doctors are optimistic he could eventually return to wrestling.

And it's not illogical to think he would eventually do a one shot retirement match or something.

The days of 150 indy dates a year is probably over, though.


Definitely the Indies are over, though I cant imagine him in the ring doing anything other than squashing Heath Slater in a 2 min "match" at his age.
 
2012-09-13 08:09:45 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: The_Y2P_Problem: Captain Steroid: It's Thursday, which means it's time for the Global Legendary Television Championship of the World to be decided!

[i6.photobucket.com image 640x280]
I miss the old belt... :-(

Whoever posts Shooting Star Staple Super Press for the 150th post wins the title. A miss, botch, or time-limit draw, and FirstNationalBastard retains until next week.

Good luck, FARKers!

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 303x378]

If I win the Global Legendary Televithion Championthip of the World tonight... I promith all of you that I will rethore the prethige of this title and RETURN IT to the previouth belt, held by such great men and women ath me... And... uh... me.

I can watch him wrassle tomorrow, only $20. He and Dusty are appearing at an NXT show in my town. apparently he's going to be in a match with NXT champ, Seth Rollins.


Go. That could be some damn good stuff right there. I've been a fan of Rollins since he was in RoH as Tyler Black.
 
2012-09-13 08:09:49 PM  
"I've been beating your ass for 15 years," lol. Good point.
 
2012-09-13 08:10:28 PM  
Man that belt looks so much better than what Punk is wearing.
 
2012-09-13 08:10:51 PM  
For once I agree with Bully Ray: DON'T TAKE THAT SHIRT OFF.
 
2012-09-13 08:10:58 PM  
"I feel way better than I did Sunday night now."

*crickets as crowd tries to figure out Jeff's syntax*
 
2012-09-13 08:11:45 PM  
That was an awkward end to the segment. It's like the sound guy hit the music too early and everyone was just like "aw fark it, this segment's pretty much done anyway... let's roll with it."
 
2012-09-13 08:12:17 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: Igor Jakovsky: The_Y2P_Problem: Captain Steroid: It's Thursday, which means it's time for the Global Legendary Television Championship of the World to be decided!

[i6.photobucket.com image 640x280]
I miss the old belt... :-(

Whoever posts Shooting Star Staple Super Press for the 150th post wins the title. A miss, botch, or time-limit draw, and FirstNationalBastard retains until next week.

Good luck, FARKers!

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 303x378]

If I win the Global Legendary Televithion Championthip of the World tonight... I promith all of you that I will rethore the prethige of this title and RETURN IT to the previouth belt, held by such great men and women ath me... And... uh... me.

I can watch him wrassle tomorrow, only $20. He and Dusty are appearing at an NXT show in my town. apparently he's going to be in a match with NXT champ, Seth Rollins.

Go. That could be some damn good stuff right there. I've been a fan of Rollins since he was in RoH as Tyler Black.


I think I am going to. Its right down the road from my office. I can head over there after work. Unless something else happens, I should have some pics to post in the Raw thread on Monday.
 
2012-09-13 08:14:04 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: The_Y2P_Problem: Igor Jakovsky: The_Y2P_Problem: Captain Steroid: It's Thursday, which means it's time for the Global Legendary Television Championship of the World to be decided!

[i6.photobucket.com image 640x280]
I miss the old belt... :-(

Whoever posts Shooting Star Staple Super Press for the 150th post wins the title. A miss, botch, or time-limit draw, and FirstNationalBastard retains until next week.

Good luck, FARKers!

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 303x378]

If I win the Global Legendary Televithion Championthip of the World tonight... I promith all of you that I will rethore the prethige of this title and RETURN IT to the previouth belt, held by such great men and women ath me... And... uh... me.

I can watch him wrassle tomorrow, only $20. He and Dusty are appearing at an NXT show in my town. apparently he's going to be in a match with NXT champ, Seth Rollins.

Go. That could be some damn good stuff right there. I've been a fan of Rollins since he was in RoH as Tyler Black.

I think I am going to. Its right down the road from my office. I can head over there after work. Unless something else happens, I should have some pics to post in the Raw thread on Monday.


NXT's really got some interesting talent, plus a lot of the lower midcarders from WWE are still sent there to work on their skills or give them something to do to earn their paychecks. Look forward to seeing the pictures if you can make it down.
 
2012-09-13 08:16:28 PM  
Zema Ion time. Nap time.
 
2012-09-13 08:16:40 PM  
Pretty classy on the King shoutout.
 
2012-09-13 08:17:03 PM  
Tenay and Tazz send best wishes to Lawler. Nice move.
 
2012-09-13 08:17:19 PM  

TheManofPA: Pretty classy on the King shoutout.


Was just about to post this.

That said, I'm expecting Hulk Hogan to fake a heart attack tonight as part of the Aces and Eights angle.
 
2012-09-13 08:21:09 PM  
So Zema Ion's pretty much been squashed this entire match. Whose neck did Sonjay break to put over this strong?

Wait, what? THAT won the match?
 
2012-09-13 08:21:21 PM  
Did he just Zoolander him?
 
2012-09-13 08:21:29 PM  
God, you are not good at this, Zema Ion, lol.
 
2012-09-13 08:23:04 PM  
Great camerawork, you almost missed the sight of Hulk Hogan drinking an appletini.
 
2012-09-13 08:23:55 PM  
Wait, why can't I twitter about their matches....

"There's protein in the bottom drawer........" Did Hulk jack it in there?
 
2012-09-13 08:24:44 PM  
Actually, Bobby Roooooo is coming to the ring to discuss some great stock tips with the Impact Zo- OF COURSE HE'S GOING TO DISCUSS THE PPV YOU DUNDERING KNOBHEAD!
 
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