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(WMCTV)   At one point, undercover officers described a live-sex show involving two four-hundred pound dancers   (m.wmctv.com) divider line 113
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2012-09-13 04:50:24 AM  
Who would want to watch that? it would be like watching elephant seals mate.
 
2012-09-13 04:57:05 AM  
naked adults in front of naked adults. oh no, won't someone think of the children.
 
2012-09-13 05:36:32 AM  

sithon: it would be like watching elephant seals mate.

 

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2012-09-13 06:17:27 AM  
So put thongs on them. At 400lbs they'll disappear into the fat rolls.
 
2012-09-13 06:59:07 AM  
I can't imagine that actually watching that could be any worse than the mental image, thanks subby.
 
2012-09-13 07:09:19 AM  
Wonder what their fark handles are?
 
2012-09-13 07:18:25 AM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-13 07:43:29 AM  
It's like reverse rule 34.

If porn of it exists, someone is into it.
 
2012-09-13 07:43:55 AM  
I can see it now...

Sweaty folds of fat wobbling in passion(or at least the illusion of it, I hope they weren't phoning it in) under the strobing lights while Queen's Fat Bottom Girls throbs from the PA system
 
2012-09-13 07:48:18 AM  
From TFA:

"It's been a very long and hard operation, but one that's been successful for our community," says U.S. Attorney David Kustoff."

I bet. He's kidding, right?
 
2012-09-13 08:46:03 AM  
DO
NOT
WANT
EVER
 
2012-09-13 08:46:53 AM  

IamKaiserSoze!!!: Wonder what their fark handles are?


I'm sure they're TFers, too.
 
2012-09-13 09:06:36 AM  

sithon: Who would want to watch that? it would be like watching elephant seals mate.


FTFA: "It's ... very long and hard...," says U.S. Attorney David Kustoff.

Apparently, the US Attorney involved in the case is watching it.
 
2012-09-13 09:08:18 AM  
It's like a horrific car crash, you just can't look away.
 
2012-09-13 09:08:32 AM  
My mind....it hurts
 
2012-09-13 09:09:22 AM  
Man I hope they paid the cops a lot of money to sit through that.
 
2012-09-13 09:13:01 AM  

IamKaiserSoze!!!: Wonder what their fark handles are?


Ask around in TFD
 
2012-09-13 09:13:18 AM  
We almost have an 'Operation Last Call' trifecta in play here.

Link from earlier this morning.
 
2012-09-13 09:14:31 AM  
Well there's an article I won't ever bother to read or look at. In fact, I'm going to go back to work instead.
 
2012-09-13 09:15:49 AM  
I haven't even read the article and I just threw up in my mouth a little.
 
2012-09-13 09:19:07 AM  
www.fugly.com

Next up on the main stage its Chastity and Tiffany in their two girl show!!!! Give it UP for them!!!
 
2012-09-13 09:20:40 AM  
I clicked on this thread much like I can't stop staring when I see a horrific accident.
 
2012-09-13 09:23:40 AM  
I read that as 400 pole dancers.

I am disappoint
 
2012-09-13 09:23:47 AM  
I hope the cops eye-bleach costs were covered as a business expense.
 
2012-09-13 09:24:17 AM  
I bet it's just cop math. They were really two 150 lb strippers.
 
2012-09-13 09:25:31 AM  
i184.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-13 09:26:07 AM  

Krieghund: I bet it's just cop math. They were really two 150 lb strippers.


Unless the were strippers made out of pot, in which case they were 1200 lbs before they took them back to the station.
 
2012-09-13 09:26:26 AM  
Chubby chasers gotta chase.
 
2012-09-13 09:27:24 AM  
Hazardous duty pay for those cops. Now.
 
2012-09-13 09:29:28 AM  
More like Platinum Plus Size
 
2012-09-13 09:29:31 AM  

slayer199: From TFA:

"It's been a very long and hard operation, but one that's been successful for our community," says U.S. Attorney David Kustoff."

I bet. He's kidding, right?


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images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-09-13 09:30:18 AM  
Why is any of this illegal again?
 
2012-09-13 09:32:18 AM  
Sounds about right for Memphis.

♫ I've ♪ got the ♬ chubby lady ♬ blues.... ♪ Oh yeah ♫
 
2012-09-13 09:32:42 AM  
I'm guessing this activity wouldn't pass for a live sex show in Amsterdam.
 
2012-09-13 09:36:58 AM  
media.giantbomb.com


media.giantbomb.com


There ya go...perfect scenario for the average farker.
 
2012-09-13 09:37:10 AM  
most disgusting phrase from TFA: "comes under the definition of prostitution"

I hate loophole laws...

as much as you all joke about elephant seals, this is still a victimless crime that taxpayers are getting fleeced for thousands of dollars-

what police force wouldn't want to make dozens of trips to strip clubs, as opposed to pursuing real crimes? (and real criminals for that matter)
 
2012-09-13 09:39:01 AM  
Two years of undercover work and a 200 man raid?

Awesome. I love it when my tax dollars are used to police morality.
 
2012-09-13 09:40:30 AM  
Was there a cup involved?
 
2012-09-13 09:46:48 AM  
Honey Boo Boo's mommy?
 
2012-09-13 09:47:03 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-13 09:47:18 AM  
"four-hundred pound dancers"

These dancers pound each other 400 times.
 
2012-09-13 09:49:11 AM  
Well, I have long defined "indecent exposure" as 300 pounds in a bikini.

That was *VERY* indecent exposure!
 
2012-09-13 09:51:50 AM  
I saw a show at the Platinum Plus that was put on by two slender, fit dancers. But that was a few years ago and I though they got shut down (for drugs and guns, not sex stuff).

Anyway, it was one of the more amazing things I have ever seen in my life. Really.
 
2012-09-13 09:54:41 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

What four hundred pound dancers should look like.
 
2012-09-13 09:56:17 AM  

sno man: I can't imagine that actually watching that could be any worse than the mental image, thanks subby.


"OK, here's your flour deliver....oh, my God."
 
2012-09-13 09:57:49 AM  
See, that's what they call "Memphis Skinny"
 
2012-09-13 10:02:47 AM  
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Obligatory...
 
2012-09-13 10:03:18 AM  
i read that as 4 200 lb dancers

and u know it makes no difference because an employee is a worker. no matter how u look at it
 
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2012-09-13 10:04:17 AM  
400 lb sex show?

Sounds like the exaggerated description of our local Rocky Horror Picture Show night on a particularly bad night.

/like the night the guy who normally played Eddie instead played Columbia
//eeegh!
 
2012-09-13 10:05:33 AM  
i0.kym-cdn.com

Too early... more coffee
 
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