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xanadian		2012-09-13 09:02:19 AM

8 votes:

I donno about that, but you have to keep an eye out for those STOP signs...

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They come right up out of nowhere, and BAM!

PanicMan		2012-09-13 10:24:55 AM

2 votes:

LasersHurt: Jackson Herring: Oh wow, people who literally masturbate to fantasies of shooting another human being are still pushing the laughable idea that having a half dozen cowboys firing blindly in a dark, smoke-filled theater would have somehow caused fewer deaths.

"literally masturbate" eh?

Listen, if you know of another way to masturbate, I'd like to hear it!

/no really, please tell me. I'd like to know as many ways to masturbate as possible.

Aar1012		2012-09-13 10:14:59 AM

2 votes:

It's true. I was lucky to live through an assault by a group of Gun-Free Zone signs. The signs leapt off of their doors and windows and dragged me into a nearby alley. Several paper puts and adhesive related injuries later, I was missing my wallet but I still had my life

/Still suffer PTSD because of it

xria		2012-09-13 10:13:54 AM

2 votes:

Interesting that we are told that "guns don't kill people", but now the same side of the argument thinks signs can kill people.

coeyagi		2012-09-13 11:01:57 AM

1 votes:

HAMMERTOE: coeyagi: Thought experiment: all theaters in Aurora instead allow guns.

Strange, these types of events never happen at shooting ranges, gun shows, police conferences, police stations, armories, turkey shoots, and battlefields. Only places where the shooter expects to find unarmed victims.

Shootout at a police station. Link

Best part.... For-never!

Dr Dreidel		2012-09-13 10:45:42 AM

1 votes:

whidbey: oldfarthenry: Signs, Signs, Everywhere there's signs.
Blocking out the scenery. Breaking my mind.
Do this! Don't do that! Can't you read the signs?

Funny how when I was a kid I regarded that song in almost a revolutionary context, and now it just seems fitting that it's the Teabagger anthem you're portraying it as.

Well the sign says long-haired, freaky people need not apply.
So I found the nearest longhair, and I punched him in the eye.
I said, "You ain't a fine, upstanding white man, I think you're a Jew."
Then he took off his hat and said "Imagine that, huh, me job-creating you."

Epoch_Zero		2012-09-13 10:45:35 AM

1 votes:

THE EDGES ARE REALLY SHARP

oldfarthenry		2012-09-13 10:30:18 AM

1 votes:

♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
Signs, Signs, Everywhere there's signs.
Blocking out the scenery. Breaking my mind.
Do this! Don't do that! Can't you read the signs?
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫

thurstonxhowell		2012-09-13 10:27:32 AM

1 votes:

TheGreatGazoo: The signs don't work on the Georgia Tech campus.

I like how you care deeply enough about the deaths of those Virginia Tech students to use them as a political tool, but not deeply enough to remember what school they went to.