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(Cult of Mac)   Cult of Mac argues that yesterday was the dark day when the biggest corporation on Earth totally sold out   (cultofmac.com) divider line 23
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2012-09-13 10:01:02 AM
5 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: He never actually names a band that would meet his criteria.


You've probably never heard of them, anyway.
2012-09-13 01:16:46 PM
2 votes:
Regardless of all of our differing opinions on Apple, I think we can all agree that the author of this is a twat of epic proportions.
2012-09-13 10:19:43 AM
2 votes:

genepool lifeboat: HotWingConspiracy: He never actually names a band that would meet his criteria.

You've probably never heard of them, anyway.


Very true. They should add a hipster button on itunes that will sort bands by fewest songs sold.
2012-09-13 10:12:52 AM
2 votes:
Really? just now realizing that Apple sold out?

/Does he wear Van 501's and Beastie T's?
2012-09-13 08:35:31 AM
2 votes:
Wow, I think after reading that I grew a neck beard and suddenly have a thirst for PBR. Hipster douchebag.
2012-09-13 01:53:46 PM
1 votes:
Was this satire? There is no way a real human being actually has thoughts like that.
2012-09-13 12:44:19 PM
1 votes:
I've been saying for years that Apple is Microsoft in a Radiohead shirt. I think Cult of Mac is just now realizing that.
2012-09-13 11:21:42 AM
1 votes:

kab: And the comments are even better:

"Are they Rock Gods? Hells yes they are, one of the few bands left that play their instruments"

This level of willful ignorance makes me wonder what his FARK handle is.


Lasershurt
2012-09-13 11:11:11 AM
1 votes:
Should have went with Nickleback. The entire presentation was basically one big troll, why stop with the entertainment?
2012-09-13 11:03:21 AM
1 votes:

theflatline: Since when have Apple or its users been "rebellious"


onlinesurvey.surveyshack.com

Just look at him, he's hardcore.
I expect he'll be jumping on his Harley and riding it back to the stripclub to show his brothers his latest purchase.
2012-09-13 10:57:23 AM
1 votes:
I've had a FARK account for a while now and it takes a lot to make me face-palm but... Wow. That blog article. I mean... Well... I guess what I'm trying to say is... Hold on, see... I... Uh...

Is this searing pain I'm experiencing the "Burning-of-the-Stupid" I hear so much about?
kab
2012-09-13 10:46:10 AM
1 votes:
"I want a band that reflects the image of Apple that was cemented in my brain over the last decade"

Maybe next year they'll get Frankie and the Suicide Nets to play a few tunes.
2012-09-13 10:21:51 AM
1 votes:
So the largest company in the world has failed epically by having a band people have heard of play at its press event. Holy crap. If that's all you can find to biatch about then you're as blind as a horses ass. The iphone is a steaming pile. My wife has an iphone 4 and I hate its little electronic guts. It was inferior to my galaxy 1 that was already a year old. Sure it looked pretty, but when it came to actually doing stuff with it, my model-year-old samsung phone had it beat. I'm sure fanbois can thoroughly debunk my analysis with a discussion of superior pixel depth or color palettes or icon and app prettyness but when it comes to having a phone to do real world work that doesn't drop calls constantly and can't be battery-pull rebooted when it's glorious little apps brick it, the iphone sucks butt.
2012-09-13 10:17:29 AM
1 votes:
I did find it funny that there were adds for the Kindle Fire HD all over their page.
2012-09-13 10:15:43 AM
1 votes:
Apple fanboys are a special brand of retarded. Buying overpriced, mass-produced products from a giant corporation doesn't make you edgy or cool or rebellious. It makes you no different than people who pay $500 for a pair of pants because they have some dipshiat's name on them.
2012-09-13 10:06:56 AM
1 votes:
Such a sad sight to see what Dave Grohl has become.

Kurt would roll in his grave if he had to listen to the Poo Pounders.
2012-09-13 09:11:22 AM
1 votes:
i2.kym-cdn.com
2012-09-13 08:59:02 AM
1 votes:

Confabulat: That's a hell of a lot of iPhones.


that's precisely what it is. and ipads - i read somewhere that more ipads were sold last quarter than PCs.
2012-09-13 08:38:02 AM
1 votes:
...holy shiat, I scrolled down and the author actually does have a neck beard. And he's a bald fark. The comments in TFA are tearing him a new one.
2012-09-13 08:24:41 AM
1 votes:
This is what Apple fanboiis really think!

That's a whole lotta douche in one article.
2012-09-13 04:34:07 AM
1 votes:
That blog sucks, and the fanboi who wrote it needs to get a life.
2012-09-13 03:38:28 AM
1 votes:
I don't think Apple is the biggest corporation on Earth by a long shot.
2012-09-13 03:36:23 AM
1 votes:
Who gives a rats gonad. Buy a android and move on from icrap.
 
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