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(AZ Family)   If you like a dash of cleavage included in your surveillance camera video evidence of a purse-snatcher, today is your lucky day   ( divider line
    More: Spiffy, closed-circuit television, Scottsdale, Silent Witness, credit cards  
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17071 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Sep 2012 at 2:37 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-09-13 03:35:41 AM  
1 vote:
Well, who doesn't like a dash? But just a dash! Just a dash of cleavage. That's why I only put the tip in. Just the tip. Never the whole thing. Oh no. Just the tip. With a dash of cleavage.
2012-09-13 02:48:39 AM  
1 vote:
"...dash of cleavage" I have to remember that. Automatic greenlight.
2012-09-13 02:41:07 AM  
1 vote:
Almost close enough to looking like my ex-wife that I could make an honest mistake in the id....

But not that close :(
2012-09-13 02:03:31 AM  
1 vote:
Subject is bow-legged, I repeat - bow legged.
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