Claude Ballse: Great. Now Texas will just argue that this is proof that science in the classroom is a bad idea, and will use it as even more of an excuse to replace science with Jesus."Fancy learnins is dangerous! Cletus o'var ain't never been killt by no prayin'! Go Cowboys!"
inkerhet: Chemistry is fun!
Mitch Taylor's Bro: Still no Texas tag.
grinnel: Has proofreading become a fineable offense, or are news articles typed with thumbs as well? The first sentence is missing a preposition.
Lligeret: cyanide + acid = hydrogen cyanideAm I missing something here?
ShannonKW: inkerhet: Chemistry is fun!My chemistry professor loved to show the video of a distinguished professor from years past setting fire to the curtains in the lecture hall while demonstrating an experiment. Hilarious thing was that the old dude was still trying to continue the lecture while fighting the fire.The chemists of Dad's generation must've been a bold lot.
bittermang: Claude Ballse: Great. Now Texas will just argue that this is proof that science in the classroom is a bad idea, and will use it as even more of an excuse to replace science with Jesus."Fancy learnins is dangerous! Cletus o'var ain't never been killt by no prayin'! Go Cowboys!"Your stereotypes for Texas are painfully outdated. I'm certain that even in a metroplex of 8 million people, none of them are Cletus. Not even a Jesup or a Bodean. You'd have to travel to Ft. Worth just to get a Billy Bob, and frankly that's just for the tourists that visit the Stockyards because they want to see what they imagine Texas to be.Painfully right on the Jesus and Cowboys, however.
foxyshadis: Lligeret: cyanide + acid = hydrogen cyanideAm I missing something here?Yeah, no shiat, I was wondering about that too. Vice Principal's "expert" explanation maybe?
sporkme: "Yeah I was freaked out because I didn't know what was happening but it's okay now", said student Karin Ortiz.NAME YOUR CHILDREN PROPERLY DOUCHEBAGS
grinnel: The first sentence is missing a preposition.
lordargent: In short[lordargent.com image 312x445]
SkunkWerks: FTA: What started out as a normal school day at Arlington High School, was interrupted ambulances, fire trucks, police, and a hazmat team.Stand back. I'm to try grammar.
LesterB: When I got to AP chem two years later, we had to check out the krafrom him when we wanted to use it.
Richard Saunders: grinnel: The first sentence is missing a preposition.You've ended a sentence with a preposition./see me after class
LesterB: I have no idea what the point of that filter is.
sporkme: NAME YOUR CHILDREN PROPERLY DOUCHEBAGS
bittermang: Mitch Taylor's Bro: Still no Texas tag.You're calling for a Texas tag over a pedestrian, commonplace accident that happens in High Schools all across the country? Mix two of the wrong chemicals when the teacher isn't looking, and boom: surprise poisonous gas. So common that there is a documented list of every time it's appeared in popular culture. That is what somehow demands that Texas gets their own extra special cuddly wuddly unique snowflake tag?
RobSeace: LesterB: I have no idea what the point of that filter is.I think it thinks it sees the F-word backwards, and so turns it into "fark" backwards... But, if you were typing what I think you were typing ("KCN" space "from"?), I don't know why it objects to that, since "N" and "U" are not the same... (Though, "n" does look like an upside down "u", so maybe it's that, and it's just stupid regarding case... *shrug*)
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