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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2012-09-02 to Sat 2012-09-08
Posted by Unfreakable at 2012-09-12 11:18:36 PM (5 comments) | Permalink
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Nothing to add this week, enjoy the headlines.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2012-09-02 to Sat 2012-09-08:

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  Class reunion letter lists 'white graduates only' party; reports indicate it will not be a black tie affair    
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  Melting glacier reveals World War I ammunition; no sightings of "Central Powers" zombies reported...yet    
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  Boys sexually assaulted by women often overlooked, high-fived    
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  New research discovers difference in visual acuity between men and women: men have greater sensitivity to fine detail and rapid movements, and women can see everything you ever did wrong    
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  Teenagers attempt fake arrest scheme to steal Yu-Gi-Oh cards from Walmart, but store manager activates trap card in time to win the duel (w/video)    
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  Research reveals the more obese you are, the harder it is to get pregnant. Especially without any flour    
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  Poor grammer can effect you're career    
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  Man arrested for calling 911 twice to say that his dreams were happening in the real world; rumors that the arresting officer's name was 'Agent Smith' still unconfirmed    
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  Man rescues woman by pounding beaver with hard pole    
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  Child rescued from UPS drop box. Using a flat rate box from the USPS would have been cheaper, and might have actually made it to its destination    
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  Colombia rejects FARC rebels calls for a ceasefire, a "Food" tab, and requests to go back to the pre-2007 site design    
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Sports:

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  Rory McIlroy shoots 65 at Deutsche Bank Championship, putting him 12 behind Anders Breivik    
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  Tiger Woods becomes the first person to ever win $100 million on the PGA Tour, first person to ever lose half of it by not being able to steer a car out of his own driveway    
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  Art Modell died. Services to be held in the middle of the night    
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Geek:

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  Scientists have succeeded in completing a 143 kilometer teleportation. Unfortunately, the data turned inside out. And exploded    
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  The Vatican gets its first electric car. The Pope can finally travel like he's in the 21st century while still leading a church that's stuck in the 15th century    
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  Colville Indians capture third gray wolf, hope to celebrate achievement with T-shirt    
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Entertainment:

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  Playboy says Courtney Stodden will never appear in their magazine because she looks "too enhanced" to be airbrushed and photoshopped until she looks like an illustration of a human    
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  Noel Gallagher said a huge black spider with green fangs leapt out of his guitar case at him at a music festival yesterday. "The creepy looking thing nearly scared me to death," said the spider    
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  Upcoming movie 'Stolen' stars Nicholas Cage as a violent man searching for his kidnapped daughter. The producers were going to call it something else, but it was already Taken    
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Politics:

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  Obama grades himself "Incomplete" on the economy. Romney grades himself as "full of it". Ryan grades himself as "dumbass" and Biden grades himself as "T-bird, baby"    
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  President Obama: Tomorrow tomorrow, you'll be prosperous tommorow, it's only a term away    
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  Bill Clinton doesn't have interns anymore, so he nailed his keynote speech at the Democratic National Convention instead    
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Business:

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  83-year-old flight attendant decides to end his world record career after the airline complains that he was demonstrating the oxygen mask too frequently    
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  Complimentary $4000 eye masks for Virgin Atlantic passengers will block out the glow of computer screens, the penetrating cabin lights, the bright flames from the left and right engines    
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  Radio Shack's new wireless service does away with the traditional two year contract. Company finally realizes they won't be around that long to enforce it    
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5 Comments     (+0 »)
 
 
2012-09-12 11:42:46 PM  
Thx Unfreakable.
 
2012-09-13 01:07:03 AM  
+1 on all of them.
 
2012-09-13 02:07:26 AM  
not enough of the cheese. +1 on the 6.
 
2012-09-13 08:51:04 AM  

foo monkey: Thx Unfreakable.


You're welcome
 
2012-09-14 02:16:28 AM  
Noel Gallagher said a huge black spider with green fangs leapt out of his guitar case at him at a music festival yesterday. "The creepy looking thing nearly scared me to death," said the spider

Man, this one still gets me. Nice picks, Unf.
 
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