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(TMZ)   Michael Madsen arrested for DUI after breathing a .20, or as he calls it "breathing"   (tmz.com) divider line 57
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2012-09-13 12:22:45 AM
From Piranhaconda to this. It's looking grim for Madsen these days.
 
2012-09-13 12:41:13 AM
Seymour Scagnetti is laughing
 
2012-09-13 12:57:03 AM

ArkAngel: Seymour Scagnetti is laughing


He's an asshole.
 
2012-09-13 01:34:37 AM
Nice car, get rid of those stupid flames. And stop drinking and driving dickhead.
 
2012-09-13 02:48:29 AM
I have no idea who this douchebag is, and from the photo in TFA, I'm not really inclined to check his IMDB page. Is there some reason I should care?
 
2012-09-13 03:13:42 AM
i1079.photobucket.com

What are you trying to convince me of, exactly? That you're as useless as an asshole right here? Well guess what, Buddy. I think, you just farking convinced me!
 
2012-09-13 03:41:22 AM

melopene: I have no idea who this douchebag is, and from the photo in TFA, I'm not really inclined to check his IMDB page. Is there some reason I should care?


Ever see the movie, "Reservoir Dogs"? "Kill Bill" (1 & 2)? "Donnie Brasco"? "Mulholland Falls"? "Free Willy" (1 & 2)? "Thelma & Louise"? "Species" (1 & 2)?
 
2012-09-13 05:52:11 AM

Bathia_Mapes: melopene: I have no idea who this douchebag is, and from the photo in TFA, I'm not really inclined to check his IMDB page. Is there some reason I should care?

Ever see the movie, "Reservoir Dogs"? "Kill Bill" (1 & 2)? "Donnie Brasco"? "Mulholland Falls"? "Free Willy" (1 & 2)? "Thelma & Louise"? "Species" (1 & 2)?


He wasn't really in the first Kill Bill. I think he gets credit for it, but his character didn't get any screen time until part 2.
 
2012-09-13 06:01:09 AM

Neondistraction: Bathia_Mapes: melopene: I have no idea who this douchebag is, and from the photo in TFA, I'm not really inclined to check his IMDB page. Is there some reason I should care?

Ever see the movie, "Reservoir Dogs"? "Kill Bill" (1 & 2)? "Donnie Brasco"? "Mulholland Falls"? "Free Willy" (1 & 2)? "Thelma & Louise"? "Species" (1 & 2)?

He wasn't really in the first Kill Bill. I think he gets credit for it, but his character didn't get any screen time until part 2.


True. When I think of him and the many roles he's played over the years, the first movie that comes to mind is "Reservoir Dogs".
 
2012-09-13 06:11:13 AM
Hot Wheels does not appreciate the bad publicity, is taking its car back.
 
2012-09-13 06:21:04 AM
.2? Please. That barely stops the shakes.

We're told Madsen's been booked for a misdemeanor DUI, and bail is set at $15,000.

He remains in custody ... just like the GTO, which was towed away from the arrest scene.


That's his fault for not being a young actress with a non-existent career filmography. He could be back on the road right now.
 
2012-09-13 06:31:56 AM

Mugato: .2? Please. That barely stops the shakes.

We're told Madsen's been booked for a misdemeanor DUI, and bail is set at $15,000.

He remains in custody ... just like the GTO, which was towed away from the arrest scene.

That's his fault for not being a young actress with a non-existent career filmography. He could be back on the road right now.


Well he isn't as pretty either.
 
2012-09-13 06:40:12 AM

Baby Face Fister: Nice car, get rid of those stupid flames. And stop drinking and driving dickhead.


Nice car, get rid of the driver. Driving dickhead is the problem.

melopene: I have no idea who this douchebag is, and from the photo in TFA, I'm not really inclined to check his IMDB page. Is there some reason I should care?


Yeah, his sister. 

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-09-13 06:41:44 AM
wiki.urbandead.com

Oh my goodness. I'm sure it's all part of some elaborate plan.

/Great show, deserves a reboot
 
2012-09-13 07:02:18 AM
That driver deserves his revenge and... we deserve to die. But then again, so does he. So, I guess we'll just see, won't we?
 
2012-09-13 07:53:45 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Neondistraction: Bathia_Mapes: melopene: I have no idea who this douchebag is, and from the photo in TFA, I'm not really inclined to check his IMDB page. Is there some reason I should care?

When I think of him and the many roles he's played over the years, the first movie that comes to mind is "Reservoir Dogs".



And that damn song, stuck in the middle of my head
 
2012-09-13 08:02:13 AM
So, who's holding his beer?
 
2012-09-13 08:11:14 AM
You are right subbie. Drunk Driving laws are stupid.

Safety issues should be left up to the officer on the scene and NOT mandated by federal law.

Cops have brains and most of them will use them if our society allows it.

I look forward to the tantrums and statistics.
 
2012-09-13 08:11:50 AM
(Mr. Madsen) "believes that the breathalyzer test is flawed."

Yeah, he was clearly rockin' a .25 or higher. Stupid test.
 
2012-09-13 08:28:23 AM
Looks like Joe cabot gave him a little too much Remy Martin
 
2012-09-13 08:40:14 AM
"I don't like breathalyzers, Mr. White."
 
2012-09-13 08:43:16 AM
He always looked like a Lee Marvin fan..
 
2012-09-13 08:49:09 AM
"believes that the breathalyzer test is flawed."

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2012-09-13 08:50:18 AM

Mugato


"I don't like breathalyzers, Mr. White."


"Are you gonna drink all day, little doggie, or are you gonna drive?"
 
2012-09-13 09:34:44 AM
On the topic of Michael Madsen....hoping the FARK infinite knowledge base can help me out.

(Apologies for kinda off topic, but it drives me crazy, and hoping someone can provide insight)

In Kill Bill - Anyone notice that Bud is the only character Bea goes after that she never speaks to? He speaks to her, yet she utters nothing to him. Anyone have any idea why? Maybe because he's the only one not directly killed by a human? (And we still aren't 100% on whether or not Elle died.)

It's just always been a seriously strange thing I've noticed about that movie, and wondered if anyone knew some factoid as to why?
 
2012-09-13 09:37:20 AM

Oafmeel: He always looked like a Lee Marvin fan..


I always loved this line. perhapsn because lee marvin is a badass, and the timing is just perfect
 
2012-09-13 09:40:25 AM
Breathing a .20? I thought you blow a .20.
 
2012-09-13 09:49:30 AM
Should have stuck to soft drinks. Hey wait, was that from Big Kahuna Burger? Wrong movie. Also..

cdn0.hark.com
 
2012-09-13 09:55:32 AM
Driving a flame-painted cherry-red GTO on the California highway while rocking .2 in your veins is basically the American Dream.
 
2012-09-13 09:56:30 AM

BeatrixK: In Kill Bill - Anyone notice that Bud is the only character Bea goes after that she never speaks to?


Dunno. Maybe because the second she saw him he shot her in the chest. So unlike with everyone else, she didn't have anything cocky to say to him or maybe she physically couldn't.

What I don't get about the movie was why they bothered to spend years training to be ninjas and sword fighters. Not a very efficient means of assassination. When they took out the people at the church they used automatic weapons.
 
2012-09-13 09:57:29 AM

melopene: I have no idea who this douchebag is, and from the photo in TFA, I'm not really inclined to check his IMDB page. Is there some reason I should care?


If you don't know who he is then you would be the douchebag.

That's a brave cop to arrest madsen, did he escape with both his ears?
 
2012-09-13 10:02:11 AM

melopene: I have no idea who this douchebag is, and from the photo in TFA, I'm not really inclined to check his IMDB page. Is there some reason I should care go on a website and post some useless drivel?

 
2012-09-13 10:16:26 AM
www.hotflick.net

"That girl deserves her revenge. And we deserve to die."


/Always liked that line
 
2012-09-13 10:23:36 AM

Englebert Slaptyback: Mugato

"I don't like breathalyzers, Mr. White."


"Are you gonna drink all day, little doggie, or are you gonna drive?"


+1
 
2012-09-13 11:07:12 AM

melopene: I have no idea who this douchebag is, and from the photo in TFA, I'm not really inclined to check his IMDB page. Is there some reason I should care?


He has been in like 200 + movies and television shows. Some were quite good and others not so much.
 
2012-09-13 11:20:12 AM
I'd still do nasty, sweaty things with that man.

/my Piranahconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon...
//dammit, I wanted Stuck in the Middle in there, not that...thanks, Apos!
 
2012-09-13 11:29:39 AM

wild9: melopene: I have no idea who this douchebag is, and from the photo in TFA, I'm not really inclined to check his IMDB page. Is there some reason I should care?
He has been in like 200 + movies and television shows. Some were quite good and others not so much.


Hmm. I don't know who he is either. I'm out.
 
2012-09-13 11:29:50 AM

wild9: melopene: I have no idea who this douchebag is, and from the photo in TFA, I'm not really inclined to check his IMDB page. Is there some reason I should care?

He has been in like 200 + movies and television shows. Some were quite good and others not so much.


Anything with Madsen in it makes that film/show a little less sucky, just like Harvey Keitel who was the only reason I didnt walk out on National Treasure.
 
2012-09-13 12:25:13 PM
At least his car is inconspicuous...

i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-13 12:26:41 PM

melopene: I have no idea who this douchebag is, and from the photo in TFA, I'm not really inclined to check his IMDB page. Is there some reason I should care?


Are you proud that you've outed your self as a loser?
 
2012-09-13 12:30:07 PM
Yeah. Lohan and Bynes can tool around being fark ups, but, Madsen gets jailed? WTF is wrong with CA cops?

Also, what she said:

rogue_L_chick

2012-09-13 11:20:12 AM

I'd still do nasty, sweaty things with that man.
 
2012-09-13 01:19:33 PM
Hope his trunk was empty this time.
 
2012-09-13 02:13:47 PM
I blew I .28 once.

/not impressed
 
2012-09-13 02:30:32 PM
The man does have a softer side....

ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2012-09-13 03:52:33 PM
Bush whakin' alki scrub
 
2012-09-13 04:06:57 PM

carnifex2005: At least his car is inconspicuous...

[i.imgur.com image 550x337]


Uh yeah. If you're going to rock a fire engine red GTO with flames, don't do it when you're hitting the sauce.

Try a white Camry or something.
 
2012-09-13 05:17:23 PM

Uncle Pooky: melopene: I have no idea who this douchebag is, and from the photo in TFA, I'm not really inclined to check his IMDB page. Is there some reason I should care go on a website and post some useless drivel?


This. Madsen kicks ass. Yeah, not a good idea to be driving at .20, but it sure is fun, and it's not like he hurt anyone.

"Wrong brutha, ya hateful biatch."
 
2012-09-13 05:25:46 PM
I like that one movie of his where he winces a lot and stares off camera.

and winces.
 
2012-09-13 05:47:46 PM
He was awesome in Saving Private Ryan.

/turnabout is fair play, right?
 
2012-09-13 06:00:37 PM

carnifex2005: melopene: I have no idea who this douchebag is, and from the photo in TFA, I'm not really inclined to check his IMDB page. Is there some reason I should care?

Are you proud that you've outed your self as a loser?


Naw, he's so cool he doesn't even own a TV.
 
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