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(WWL)   Following Isaac, you've just been denied "disaster food stamps" at a claims site guarded by cops and the National Guard. Do you, A) call a talk show to complain, B) buckle down and eat ramen, or C) go to your truck and retrieve your loaded AR-15?   (wwl.com) divider line 61
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2012-09-12 10:08:28 PM
Guy was denied food. He was hungry. So he got his gun to go hunting. What's the big deal?
 
2012-09-12 10:20:18 PM
I'm reasonably certain this guy was on the edge of spun anyway, but I do wonder why his claim was denied

/he might have had a reason to be pissed
//or not
 
2012-09-13 12:34:26 AM
Damn welfare queens, leeching off the government tit.
 
2012-09-13 12:42:27 AM

propasaurus: Damn welfare queens, leeching off the government tit.


Heh!
 
2012-09-13 03:18:19 AM
Barack Obama doesn't care about hungry people.
 
2012-09-13 03:20:05 AM
In peace-time, i can sell a handgun cheap Oh, well, 'Merica. Come to think of it, has anyone challenged that guns are not assets?
 
2012-09-13 03:25:24 AM
Well, there is the word SNAP in the assistance.....
 
2012-09-13 03:25:56 AM
I gits mi AR-15 it's my first commandment wright Rust Limbog & Glen Peck told me so.
 
2012-09-13 03:26:52 AM
When you think about it, he is guaranteed to receive three square meals a day and have a place to sleep until after the crisis has passed.
 
2012-09-13 03:28:49 AM
And what's the deal, the internet says the AR-15 is a hunting rifle, so he could of just hunted for his mac n cheese? The free range shiat is organic and better for you, I'm told.
 
2012-09-13 03:30:50 AM
Or you could just sell your guns so you could buy some food.
 
2012-09-13 03:32:20 AM
I wonder how long it took to line up all those bullets.
 
2012-09-13 03:33:19 AM
HEY SUBBY!!!
Why would he bother getting an UNloaded AR-15?
 
2012-09-13 03:41:55 AM
not understanding why a food stamps claim site would be guarded by police & National Guard to begin with. does america have a history of of crimes & shootings at claim sites? is there a large criminal element that will do whatever it takes to get their hands on food stamps?
 
2012-09-13 03:42:21 AM

drxym: I wonder how long it took to line up all those bullets.


It looks like they tossed the pistol into a empty donut box though!
 
2012-09-13 03:43:17 AM

KrispyKritter: not understanding why a food stamps claim site would be guarded by police & National Guard to begin with. does america have a history of of crimes & shootings at claim sites? is there a large criminal element that will do whatever it takes to get their hands on food stamps?


It was in a disaster area wasn't it?

/DNRTFA
 
2012-09-13 03:44:23 AM

KrispyKritter: not understanding why a food stamps claim site would be guarded by police & National Guard to begin with. does america have a history of of crimes & shootings at claim sites? is there a large criminal element that will do whatever it takes to get their hands on food stamps?


You never know whether one of those New Orleans residents is going to pull a knife or dance a jig. Better safe than sorry.
 
2012-09-13 03:48:55 AM

KrispyKritter: not understanding why a food stamps claim site would be guarded by police & National Guard to begin with. does america have a history of of crimes & shootings at claim sites? is there a large criminal element that will do whatever it takes to get their hands on food stamps?


After Katrina (both in fact and in fiction), the government isn't going to take any chances.

Hector Remarkable: Or you could just sell your guns so you could buy some food.


This.

BarkingUnicorn: Guy was denied food. He was hungry. So he got his gun to go hunting. What's the big deal?


Well, when you whip out a fully loaded AR-15 in front of a crowd of people, with the farking National Guard looking on, you have to expect at least a little bit of increased attention.
 
2012-09-13 03:50:52 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'm reasonably certain this guy was on the edge of spun anyway, but I do wonder why his claim was denied

/he might have had a reason to be pissed
//or not


Single white and in your forties you are most certainly SOL.
 
2012-09-13 03:51:04 AM
Republican.
 
2012-09-13 03:52:08 AM
'Buckle down and eat Ramen'.

Yeah, sure.
 
2012-09-13 04:04:11 AM

BarkingUnicorn: Guy was denied food. He was hungry. So he got his gun to go hunting. What's the big deal?


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His problem was he was white. I was there when my mother was denied food stamps because we were white. This man deserves the hero tag.
 
2012-09-13 04:11:06 AM

david_gaithersburg: BarkingUnicorn: Guy was denied food. He was hungry. So he got his gun to go hunting. What's the big deal?

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His problem was he was white. I was there when my mother was denied food stamps because we were white. This man deserves the hero tag.


Yeah, they always tryin' ta keep a white man down.
 
2012-09-13 04:13:09 AM

david_gaithersburg: BarkingUnicorn: Guy was denied food. He was hungry. So he got his gun to go hunting. What's the big deal?

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His problem was he was white. I was there when my mother was denied food stamps because we were white. This man deserves the hero tag.


Food Stamp Use By Race* (as of the 2010 FY)

Whites: 35% participation | 63.7% of US population
African Americans: 22% participation | 12.2% of US population
Hispanic: 10% participation | 16.3% of US population
Asian: 2% participation | 4.7% of US population
American Indian: 4% participation | 0.7% of US population
Unknown race: 19% participation | 0.2% of US population

*Sources: U.S. Department of Agriculture, U.S. Census
 
2012-09-13 04:14:47 AM

Bathia_Mapes: david_gaithersburg: BarkingUnicorn: Guy was denied food. He was hungry. So he got his gun to go hunting. What's the big deal?

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His problem was he was white. I was there when my mother was denied food stamps because we were white. This man deserves the hero tag.

Food Stamp Use By Race* (as of the 2010 FY)

Whites: 35% participation | 63.7% of US population
African Americans: 22% participation | 12.2% of US population
Hispanic: 10% participation | 16.3% of US population
Asian: 2% participation | 4.7% of US population
American Indian: 4% participation | 0.7% of US population
Unknown race: 19% participation | 0.2% of US population

*Sources: U.S. Department of Agriculture, U.S. Census


^^^^
Thank you
 
2012-09-13 04:26:48 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: KrispyKritter: not understanding why a food stamps claim site would be guarded by police & National Guard to begin with. does america have a history of of crimes & shootings at claim sites? is there a large criminal element that will do whatever it takes to get their hands on food stamps?

You never know whether one of those New Orleans residents is going to pull a knife or dance a jig. Better safe than sorry.


In this case, it wasn't a NOLA resident who pulled out a loaded rifle. But I realize that doesn't fit your narrative.
 
2012-09-13 04:35:55 AM
While I don't condone Militia Man's response to getting turned down for assistance, I do think they shoulda given the guy something considering the circumstances. A bowl of cereal and english muffin perhaps, after he watched some informational videos about the evil of Bain Capital.

All kidding aside, this is precisely the kinda shiat that keeps the citizenry divided and promotes class warfare (the real kind).
 
2012-09-13 05:16:43 AM

Bathia_Mapes: david_gaithersburg: BarkingUnicorn: Guy was denied food. He was hungry. So he got his gun to go hunting. What's the big deal?

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His problem was he was white. I was there when my mother was denied food stamps because we were white. This man deserves the hero tag.

Food Stamp Use By Race* (as of the 2010 FY)

[SNIP]

Unknown race: 19% participation | 0.2% of US population

*Sources: U.S. Department of Agriculture, U.S. Census


www.startrek.com

"Would you like to see my green card?"
 
2012-09-13 06:27:34 AM
So you what you are saying is that in addition to not being able to read English, you also can't read numbers. Got it!
 
2012-09-13 06:43:36 AM

david_gaithersburg: So you what you are saying is that in addition to not being able to read English, you also can't read numbers. Got it!


I shouldn't feed the troll, but tell us, oh learned white man, which racial group is, by percentage, receiving the MOST food stamps? By percentage. Go on. Say it.
 
2012-09-13 06:48:09 AM

propasaurus: Damn welfare queens, leeching off the government tit.


Mitt?
 
2012-09-13 07:19:55 AM
OH, DSNAP!
 
2012-09-13 07:27:38 AM
Responsible gun owner.
 
2012-09-13 07:41:45 AM

KrispyKritter: not understanding why a food stamps claim site would be guarded by police & National Guard to begin with. does america have a history of of crimes & shootings at claim sites? is there a large criminal element that will do whatever it takes to get their hands on food stamps?


The entire south is a criminal element
 
2012-09-13 07:45:03 AM

common sense is an oxymoron


Well, when you whip out a fully loaded AR-15 in front of a crowd of people, with the farking National Guard looking on, you have to expect at least a little bit of increased attention.


"'Scuse me while I whip this out."

[townspeople gasp in horror]
 
2012-09-13 07:59:23 AM

RealFarknMcCoy2: david_gaithersburg: So you what you are saying is that in addition to not being able to read English, you also can't read numbers. Got it!

I shouldn't feed the troll, but tell us, oh learned white man, which racial group is, by percentage, receiving the MOST food stamps? By percentage. Go on. Say it.


35% of 67% tells us that there is a serious imbalance problem. I'm sure you won't understand.
 
2012-09-13 08:02:16 AM

Hector Remarkable: Or you could just sell your guns so you could buy some food.


AR-15 trades @ $700 - $1200 on Craig's list. Even @ $500 (for an immediate sale) he could buy a mountain of McDonald's Value meals.
 
2012-09-13 08:07:56 AM
The cops and National Guard are just guys with guns too.

Just a point of interest to the bank issuing the food stamps and lending them to our government at interest.
 
2012-09-13 08:10:07 AM
Considering last month 4 St John deputies were shot (with two killed), brandishing is about the last thing you want to do there. He's lucky the cops didn't shoot him on principle.
 
2012-09-13 08:33:49 AM
He's got gas in his truck, and ammo in his rifle, and he's hungry? Must be a bad shot. Bunnies aren't that hard to hit... with either, now that I think about it.
 
2012-09-13 08:37:21 AM
If he had good muzzle control he should have been OK.
 
2012-09-13 08:42:15 AM

Bathia_Mapes: david_gaithersburg: BarkingUnicorn: Guy was denied food. He was hungry. So he got his gun to go hunting. What's the big deal?

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His problem was he was white. I was there when my mother was denied food stamps because we were white. This man deserves the hero tag.

Food Stamp Use By Race* (as of the 2010 FY)

Whites: 35% participation | 63.7% of US population
African Americans: 22% participation | 12.2% of US population
Hispanic: 10% participation | 16.3% of US population
Asian: 2% participation | 4.7% of US population
American Indian: 4% participation | 0.7% of US population
Unknown race: 19% participation | 0.2% of US population

*Sources: U.S. Department of Agriculture, U.S. Census


This won't help the doofuses that really do believe there's racial discrimination in the system. They will believe whatever they want to.
Folks, SNAP benefits are based solely on income. If you make too much to qualify, you don't get them. Plain and simple. It's not because you're white, black, or pink with purple polka dots.
 
2012-09-13 08:43:28 AM

office_despot: He's got gas in his truck, and ammo in his rifle, and he's hungry? Must be a bad shot. Bunnies aren't that hard to hit... with either, now that I think about it.


Yeah, but you know how it is with the kids crying when you pull the rabbit out of the cage. "Don't kill my bunny, mister"
 
2012-09-13 08:51:01 AM
What an AR-15 might look like:

i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-13 08:58:54 AM
Yeah, it's been a rough month in Laplace. The 4 deputies shot, the hurricane and all the water they pumped into lake ponchartrain deciding to flow into town, a woman who committed "suicide by police" in the early part of the storm by approaching with a gun, and now this, which could have gotten bad quickly. I, personally, had stood in that exact line the day before for 5 hours only to be told I was about $120 over the limit to qualify.
 
2012-09-13 09:36:17 AM
Pew Pew Pew!
 
2012-09-13 09:45:29 AM

david_gaithersburg: RealFarknMcCoy2: david_gaithersburg: So you what you are saying is that in addition to not being able to read English, you also can't read numbers. Got it!

I shouldn't feed the troll, but tell us, oh learned white man, which racial group is, by percentage, receiving the MOST food stamps? By percentage. Go on. Say it.

35% of 67% tells us that there is a serious imbalance problem. I'm sure you won't understand.


Yes people, do the math. If you get it, that is.
 
2012-09-13 10:00:30 AM

KrispyKritter: not understanding why a food stamps claim site would be guarded by police & National Guard to begin with. does america have a history of of crimes & shootings at claim sites? is there a large criminal element that will do whatever it takes to get their hands on food stamps?


Hmm. RTFA, and maybe you'll understand.
 
2012-09-13 10:02:11 AM

david_gaithersburg: BarkingUnicorn: Guy was denied food. He was hungry. So he got his gun to go hunting. What's the big deal?

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His problem was he was white. I was there when my mother was denied food stamps because we were white. This man deserves the hero tag.


Well, hopefully your mom whipped out her AR-15, and showed those gubmint assholes who was boss...
 
2012-09-13 10:35:15 AM
They charged him with Terrorism. I guess it's off to GITMO then, to dangerous for US soil,
 
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