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2012-09-12 09:12:28 PM  
GAAAAHHH! I know that guy.
 
2012-09-12 09:26:03 PM  

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: GAAAAHHH! I know that guy.


I think it's from a Farkets bio.
 
2012-09-12 09:27:13 PM  
Definitely an ass monkey.
 
2012-09-12 09:27:59 PM  
I was going to ask why this was posted to the Sports tab, but then I read the article.

Nice one, Subby.
 
2012-09-12 09:28:26 PM  
There's something about that monkey's eyes that freak me right the fark out.
 
2012-09-12 09:29:24 PM  
oh... and:

imgs.xkcd.com

New ugly ass-species of monkey discovered (w/ pics)
 
2012-09-12 09:30:52 PM  
I must be missing something...but how is this on the Sports tab? Does the monkey play basketball or something?
 
2012-09-12 09:31:32 PM  
Isn't that the guy who started Facebook?
 
2012-09-12 09:32:17 PM  

kidgenius: I must be missing something...but how is this on the Sports tab? Does the monkey play basketball or something?


You didn't read the whole article, eh?
 
2012-09-12 09:33:12 PM  

LesserEvil: I was going to ask why this was posted to the Sports tab, but then I read the article.

Nice one, Subby.


Can you help me out? I'm lost.
 
2012-09-12 09:33:50 PM  
Somebody bust out that uncanny valley chart.
 
2012-09-12 09:34:38 PM  

whatshisname: Isn't that the guy who started Facebook?


Gene Wilder started Facebook?
 
2012-09-12 09:35:56 PM  
Are we sure this isn't a new Muppet?
 
2012-09-12 09:36:38 PM  
It's not new. It's been greenlit at least 5 times.

i1078.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-12 09:37:53 PM  
Also, LOL Penis:
i2.cdn.turner.com
 
2012-09-12 09:38:00 PM  
Since this is in the Sports tab, does it qualify as racist?
 
2012-09-12 09:38:04 PM  
It should had been posted to the Politics tab. Can you imagine the flame war over whether it looks like O or R.
 
2012-09-12 09:38:06 PM  
How does it taste?
 
2012-09-12 09:38:31 PM  
i2.cdn.turner.com

The bastard offspring of Rod Blagojevich, and Serious Cat
 
2012-09-12 09:38:56 PM  
i930.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-12 09:41:11 PM  

ShoeKing: How does it taste?


Like a mix of Chicken and freshly clubbed Baby Seal.
 
2012-09-12 09:42:44 PM  

LesserEvil: kidgenius: I must be missing something...but how is this on the Sports tab? Does the monkey play basketball or something?

You didn't read the whole article, eh?


Oh I read it....I must've not read it between the lines though.

So....sports how?
 
2012-09-12 09:42:59 PM  

iron_city_ap: ShoeKing: How does it taste?

Like a mix of Chicken and freshly clubbed Baby Seal.


Free Range?
 
2012-09-12 09:43:28 PM  

ShoeKing: How does it taste?


With its mouth.
 
2012-09-12 09:44:36 PM  

Point02GPA: iron_city_ap: ShoeKing: How does it taste?

Like a mix of Chicken and freshly clubbed Baby Seal.

Free Range?


Is there any other kind worth clubbing?
 
2012-09-12 09:46:28 PM  

kidgenius: LesserEvil: kidgenius: I must be missing something...but how is this on the Sports tab? Does the monkey play basketball or something?

You didn't read the whole article, eh?

Oh I read it....I must've not read it between the lines though.

So....sports how?


Yea, I don't get it.

The-mods-must-be-crazy.jpg
 
2012-09-12 09:47:31 PM  
"look at that little monkey run"

cdn.bleacherreport.net
 
2012-09-12 09:47:56 PM  
i457.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-12 09:53:17 PM  
LesserEvil: kidgenius: I must be missing something...but how is this on the Sports tab? Does the monkey play basketball or something?

You didn't read the whole article, eh?

Oh I read it....I must've not read it between the lines though.

So....sports how?


"Strong field teams" perhaps?

/article longer than I care to read
 
2012-09-12 09:54:44 PM  

ben_oakmag: LesserEvil: kidgenius: I must be missing something...but how is this on the Sports tab? Does the monkey play basketball or something?

You didn't read the whole article, eh?

Oh I read it....I must've not read it between the lines though.

So....sports how?


"Strong field teams" perhaps?

/article longer than I care to read


The only thing I could see is the journal name of Plos One (plus one in BCS), but geeze its a stretch
 
2012-09-12 09:55:26 PM  

ben_oakmag: LesserEvil: kidgenius: I must be missing something...but how is this on the Sports tab? Does the monkey play basketball or something?

You didn't read the whole article, eh?

Oh I read it....I must've not read it between the lines though.

So....sports how?


"Strong field teams" perhaps?

/article longer than I care to read


Read the whole thing several times. Still don't get it. I think the admins are just farking with us.
 
2012-09-12 09:56:58 PM  

mootmah: ben_oakmag: LesserEvil: kidgenius: I must be missing something...but how is this on the Sports tab? Does the monkey play basketball or something?

You didn't read the whole article, eh?

Oh I read it....I must've not read it between the lines though.

So....sports how?


"Strong field teams" perhaps?

/article longer than I care to read

Read the whole thing several times. Still don't get it. I think the admins are just farking with us.


I think maybe one person gets it and everyone else is playing along.
 
2012-09-12 10:01:47 PM  
OK, I'm drunk. Why the fark was this posted to sports?
Is the monkey's last name Wilson?

What. The. fark?
 
2012-09-12 10:02:20 PM  
I don't get it. How is this a "new" monkey? Did it recently evolve or something?

And how are these guys claiming to discover it, when it's already well-known by locals?
 
2012-09-12 10:04:16 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-12 10:05:03 PM  
Subby got some 'splainin to do.
 
2012-09-12 10:08:42 PM  
i2.cdn.turner.com

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-12 10:09:24 PM  

hogans: whatshisname: Isn't that the guy who started Facebook?

Gene Wilder started Facebook?


Hahah I thought the monkey also looks like Gene Wilder!
 
2012-09-12 10:10:55 PM  
Wow, my grammar sure is in the toilet.

/derp
 
2012-09-12 10:11:43 PM  
Subby isn't explaining why this is here? He must be in a meeting...

www.subvertednation.net
 
2012-09-12 10:13:01 PM  
"Female Head," Amedeo Modigliani, 1911/1912.
 
2012-09-12 10:13:18 PM  
I want one as a pet, just so I can see the reaction of all of my friends that are on acid. I'm not even tripping right now and that monkey looks a little disturbing.
 
2012-09-12 10:19:53 PM  

SquiggsIN: One serious post :

If we're still discovering new species of primates it stands to reason that there are many thousands of undiscovered species. As a collective species, we don't spend a lot of our energy ensuring that we do not encroach upon habitats we are not native to. Humanity should at least start thinking of this rock as a home to all species instead of just ourselves.

A part of Earth's heritage vanishes with each species we allow to become extinct. The probability is that we destroy something unknown almost daily. Maybe some day we'll stop treating the planet like it belongs to only humans.


STFU, n00b.
 
2012-09-12 10:21:05 PM  
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand... new AIDS
 
2012-09-12 10:23:29 PM  

gunther_bumpass: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand... new AIDS


Who farked it? You did? You shouldn'ta done that.
 
2012-09-12 10:24:37 PM  
Did I just get tricked into reading a zoology article under the guise that it was sports related?
 
2012-09-12 10:29:11 PM  

you have pee hands: gunther_bumpass: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand... new AIDS

Who farked it? You did? You shouldn'ta done that.


He didn't tell me he was a mon..
SHE !! SHE didn't tell me she was a monkey!!!!

How was I to know???
HOW WAS I TO KNOW?????
 
2012-09-12 10:35:03 PM  

4NSpy: Did I just get tricked into reading a zoology article under the guise that it was sports related?


i16.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-12 10:36:17 PM  
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com

Ugly four-assed species of monkey
 
2012-09-12 10:42:33 PM  

SquiggsIN: If we're still discovering new species of primates it stands to reason that there are many thousands of undiscovered species.


Or millions. Or billions. The number must be conjecturally huge.

/Trillions, even.
//It stands to reason.
 
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