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(KFOR Oklahoma City)   Man that is paralyzed from the waist down is accused of rape   (kfor.com) divider line 30
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12111 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Sep 2012 at 8:41 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-09-12 08:48:50 PM  
11 votes:
Give him the chair.
2012-09-12 09:05:38 PM  
3 votes:

Buffet: "He's quiet. He don't say nothing to nobody. He goes to work, come home. He very seldom talks, so I don't know. I don't believe he raped nobody. It ain't his type," Scott said.

Can anyone translate that into English?


"My neighbor is a serial killer."
2012-09-12 08:50:55 PM  
3 votes:
A modified wooden toiletpaper holder?
2012-09-12 08:49:33 PM  
3 votes:
But was it legitimate rape?
2012-09-12 09:12:24 PM  
2 votes:
If I were him, I wouldn't stand for such ludicrous accusations.
2012-09-12 09:09:21 PM  
2 votes:

Buffet: "He's quiet. He don't say nothing to nobody. He goes to work, come home. He very seldom talks, so I don't know. I don't believe he raped nobody. It ain't his type," Scott said.

Can anyone translate that into English?


"Nice guy in wheel chair hired a whore, whore's lying." is the gist of what the neighbor's communicating.

Personally, I don't see how you can't parse it yourself. I grew up where the accent was so opaque you didn't need sunscreen.
2012-09-12 08:46:53 PM  
2 votes:
2012-09-12 11:09:03 PM  
1 votes:

Sachlpch: But was it legitimate rape?


No. It was invalid rape.
2012-09-12 09:46:27 PM  
1 votes:

Nezorf: Vector R: "A lady that cleans a residence for a gentleman that's in a wheelchair reported that she was raped by the gentleman that she works for and a friend or associate of his," OKC Police Capt.Dexter Nelson said.

Important part bolded. Also, I must admit this gentleman from across the street is quite persuasive:

"She wasn't cleaning nothing. She wasn't cleaning nothing. She wasn't no cleaning lady. Ten o'clock at night? Over there cleaning? Right," Scott said.

So this should now become a maid fetish thread.

FTA: "He said the women were not dressed for cleaning and he doesn't believe Moaning would commit such a horrible crime. "

hmmmmm


Hookers. She probably didn't want to go cowgirl.

That or he has an inflatible wanger and a very helpful friend.
2012-09-12 09:40:19 PM  
1 votes:

Indubitably: chaosweaver: How about Indy?

*grimace*


Come on, you need a reason to break out the whip, once in a while, right?
2012-09-12 09:36:16 PM  
1 votes:
static.guim.co.uk 
/hot like your pocket
2012-09-12 09:34:25 PM  
1 votes:

Igor Jakovsky: Dr_Gene: Transubstantive: Although colloquially we consider rape to mean unwanted sexual intercourse (some people would go so far as to add 'use of force' to the meaning), the laws in most states are broader and include any object penetrating a person's anus or vagina.

[mlkshk.com image 561x370]

My physician stuck an object (his finger) up my anus, and it wasn't exactly wanted... did he rape me in most states?

/or just the state of confusion?

Was this your Doctor?

[i.imgur.com image 240x149]


Yeah! Looks just like 'im... except my Doctor has four fingers on each hand. And is skinny. And no moustache. And lighter hair. And is older. And does't wear a tie. Or lab jacket. And has a different style of stethoscope. But yeah, it could be him!

/and, I don't wear my balls under my chin.
2012-09-12 09:24:18 PM  
1 votes:

Dr_Gene: Transubstantive: Although colloquially we consider rape to mean unwanted sexual intercourse (some people would go so far as to add 'use of force' to the meaning), the laws in most states are broader and include any object penetrating a person's anus or vagina.

[mlkshk.com image 561x370]

My physician stuck an object (his finger) up my anus, and it wasn't exactly wanted... did he rape me in most states?

/or just the state of confusion?


Was this your Doctor?

i.imgur.com
2012-09-12 09:24:09 PM  
1 votes:

Just another Heartland Weirdass: Give him the chair.


A newer model with more chrome and better mileage, hopefully.
2012-09-12 09:18:31 PM  
1 votes:
media.screened.com

If Hollywood taught us anything men still can have uses if paralyzed or no sexual organs
2012-09-12 09:18:15 PM  
1 votes:

fjnorton: So he mushed it in?


Dr. Hawking apparently has a sex life and Ive heard him explain physics but I still dont understand how that works.
2012-09-12 09:17:36 PM  
1 votes:
Police were called to the Buy For Less at N.E. 23rd St. and Martin Luther King around 10:30 p.m. Monday. A woman claimed she'd run there from a nearby neighborhood after being raped

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"If a friend calls you on the telephone and says they're lost on Martin Luther King Boulevard and they want to know what they should do, the best response is 'Run!'"
2012-09-12 09:16:04 PM  
1 votes:

Indubitably: Rape is unacceptable.


P.S. Did you get that?
2012-09-12 09:08:31 PM  
1 votes:

Nezorf: Rape doesn't need a penis.


Transgendered clown rape > Penis rape > Non-penis rape
2012-09-12 09:06:14 PM  
1 votes:

Buffet: "He's quiet. He don't say nothing to nobody. He goes to work, come home. He very seldom talks, so I don't know. I don't believe he raped nobody. It ain't his type," Scott said.

Can anyone translate that into English?


He seems like a stand up guy
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2012-09-12 09:05:51 PM  
1 votes:
I bet that guy they interviewed is pissed he hasn't become an internet meme with all the soundbites he gave them.

wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net

/ain't nobody got time for rape
2012-09-12 09:03:39 PM  
1 votes:
"He's quiet. He don't say nothing to nobody. He goes to work, come home. He very seldom talks, so I don't know. I don't believe he raped nobody. It ain't his type," Scott said.

Can anyone translate that into English?
2012-09-12 09:00:36 PM  
1 votes:
This is exactly why you have to pay those prostitutes you find on Craigslist.

Otherwise they come up with a weak ass story and you're headed off to county!!
2012-09-12 08:56:29 PM  
1 votes:
Apparently it's rape if you're a prostitute and your john disagrees on the price. Even if you haven't had sex yet.
2012-09-12 08:53:32 PM  
1 votes:

Indubitably: "Ape?"


Crate said collapsing. "You realize that apes have sexual relations akin to humans but labeled disparate, right? That some monkey-critters utilize sex to modulate their society, right? You knew this already, right? Nobody pays me for this education, but you might..."

And again, Crate collapsed. Like every other time. He was collapsible. The stranger kept walking and did not spare change...
2012-09-12 08:52:38 PM  
1 votes:
Rape, murder, arson, rape.

You said rape twice!

I'm in a wheel chair.
2012-09-12 08:49:31 PM  
1 votes:
Doesn't sound like a very friendly amigo.
2012-09-12 08:48:36 PM  
1 votes:
I like how there's no evidence that anything even happened, yet he's in jail and is now a national news story. Nice legal system.
2012-09-12 08:34:39 PM  
1 votes:
cdn0.hark.com

Was it sexual assault with a concrete dildo?
2012-09-12 08:20:26 PM  
1 votes:
nerdapproved.com

He's not handicapped, he's Handi-Capable!
 
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