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(KFOR Oklahoma City)   Man that is paralyzed from the waist down is accused of rape   (kfor.com) divider line 106
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2012-09-12 08:20:26 PM  
nerdapproved.com

He's not handicapped, he's Handi-Capable!
 
2012-09-12 08:22:34 PM  
Rape doesn't need a penis.
 
2012-09-12 08:34:39 PM  
cdn0.hark.com

Was it sexual assault with a concrete dildo?
 
2012-09-12 08:45:19 PM  
"Ape?"
 
2012-09-12 08:45:57 PM  
...but not of rape-rape
 
2012-09-12 08:46:53 PM  
 
2012-09-12 08:48:10 PM  
Nezorf has it.

Also while it may be reported he is paralyzed, that doesn't mean he actually IS completely... lots of disabled people, with wheelchairs, still have sex lives so I hear.
 
2012-09-12 08:48:36 PM  
I like how there's no evidence that anything even happened, yet he's in jail and is now a national news story. Nice legal system.
 
2012-09-12 08:48:50 PM  
Give him the chair.
 
2012-09-12 08:49:31 PM  
Doesn't sound like a very friendly amigo.
 
2012-09-12 08:49:33 PM  
But was it legitimate rape?
 
2012-09-12 08:49:36 PM  
As long as she thinks really hard she wont get pregnant. So, what's the harm?
 
2012-09-12 08:50:34 PM  
BWAHAHAHAAAA.......HUHHUH....AHAHAHAHAHAHAA.....OH GOD.....HAHAHAHAA.........WTF???
 
2012-09-12 08:50:55 PM  
A modified wooden toiletpaper holder?
 
2012-09-12 08:52:38 PM  
Rape, murder, arson, rape.

You said rape twice!

I'm in a wheel chair.
 
2012-09-12 08:53:32 PM  

Indubitably: "Ape?"


Crate said collapsing. "You realize that apes have sexual relations akin to humans but labeled disparate, right? That some monkey-critters utilize sex to modulate their society, right? You knew this already, right? Nobody pays me for this education, but you might..."

And again, Crate collapsed. Like every other time. He was collapsible. The stranger kept walking and did not spare change...
 
2012-09-12 08:54:13 PM  
Although colloquially we consider rape to mean unwanted sexual intercourse (some people would go so far as to add 'use of force' to the meaning), the laws in most states are broader and include any object penetrating a person's anus or vagina.

mlkshk.com
 
2012-09-12 08:56:29 PM  
Apparently it's rape if you're a prostitute and your john disagrees on the price. Even if you haven't had sex yet.
 
2012-09-12 08:57:08 PM  

overzelus: A modified wooden toiletpaper holder?


Wow just wow.
 
2012-09-12 08:59:14 PM  

Transubstantive: Although colloquially we consider rape to mean unwanted sexual intercourse (some people would go so far as to add 'use of force' to the meaning), the laws in most states are broader and include any object penetrating a person's anus or vagina.

[mlkshk.com image 561x370]


Because Eric Smith, etc.
 
2012-09-12 09:00:36 PM  
This is exactly why you have to pay those prostitutes you find on Craigslist.

Otherwise they come up with a weak ass story and you're headed off to county!!
 
2012-09-12 09:02:24 PM  

nytmare: Apparently it's rape if you're a prostitute and your john disagrees on the price. Even if you haven't had sex yet.


You totally beat me to it.

Stupid prostitutes and their nefarious business practices.
 
2012-09-12 09:02:26 PM  
One of the guy's name is Moaning.
 
2012-09-12 09:02:42 PM  
"A lady that cleans a residence for a gentleman that's in a wheelchair reported that she was raped by the gentleman that she works for and a friend or associate of his," OKC Police Capt.Dexter Nelson said.

Important part bolded. Also, I must admit this gentleman from across the street is quite persuasive:

"She wasn't cleaning nothing. She wasn't cleaning nothing. She wasn't no cleaning lady. Ten o'clock at night? Over there cleaning? Right," Scott said.

So this should now become a maid fetish thread.
 
2012-09-12 09:03:39 PM  
"He's quiet. He don't say nothing to nobody. He goes to work, come home. He very seldom talks, so I don't know. I don't believe he raped nobody. It ain't his type," Scott said.

Can anyone translate that into English?
 
2012-09-12 09:04:50 PM  
So he mushed it in?
 
2012-09-12 09:05:38 PM  

Buffet: "He's quiet. He don't say nothing to nobody. He goes to work, come home. He very seldom talks, so I don't know. I don't believe he raped nobody. It ain't his type," Scott said.

Can anyone translate that into English?


"My neighbor is a serial killer."
 
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2012-09-12 09:05:51 PM  
I bet that guy they interviewed is pissed he hasn't become an internet meme with all the soundbites he gave them.

wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net

/ain't nobody got time for rape
 
2012-09-12 09:06:14 PM  

Buffet: "He's quiet. He don't say nothing to nobody. He goes to work, come home. He very seldom talks, so I don't know. I don't believe he raped nobody. It ain't his type," Scott said.

Can anyone translate that into English?


He seems like a stand up guy
 
2012-09-12 09:06:19 PM  

Just another Heartland Weirdass: Give him the chair.


Thank you for this. I need a new pissbag.
 
2012-09-12 09:06:47 PM  
Yo, how he gonn' rape a woman?

Wit his fists?
 
2012-09-12 09:07:38 PM  
Burch is being held in the Oklahoma County jail on $100,000 bond.

Moaning has a $50,000 bond.


I wonder if this would have happened if their skin was of a lighter shade, and their wallets a little more full?
 
2012-09-12 09:08:31 PM  

Nezorf: Rape doesn't need a penis.


Transgendered clown rape > Penis rape > Non-penis rape
 
2012-09-12 09:09:21 PM  

Buffet: "He's quiet. He don't say nothing to nobody. He goes to work, come home. He very seldom talks, so I don't know. I don't believe he raped nobody. It ain't his type," Scott said.

Can anyone translate that into English?


"Nice guy in wheel chair hired a whore, whore's lying." is the gist of what the neighbor's communicating.

Personally, I don't see how you can't parse it yourself. I grew up where the accent was so opaque you didn't need sunscreen.
 
2012-09-12 09:10:22 PM  

Mr. Potatoass: Nezorf: Rape doesn't need a penis.

Transgendered clown rape > Penis rape > Non-penis rape


Bottom-line: Rape is unacceptable.
 
2012-09-12 09:11:27 PM  

Indubitably: Mr. Potatoass: Nezorf: Rape doesn't need a penis.

Transgendered clown rape > Penis rape > Non-penis rape

Bottom-line: Rape is unacceptable.


How about illegitimate rape?
 
2012-09-12 09:12:24 PM  
If I were him, I wouldn't stand for such ludicrous accusations.
 
2012-09-12 09:14:06 PM  

G.I.R.B.: Indubitably: Mr. Potatoass: Nezorf: Rape doesn't need a penis.

Transgendered clown rape > Penis rape > Non-penis rape

Bottom-line: Rape is unacceptable.

How about illegitimate rape?


But is it legitimately illegitimate?
 
2012-09-12 09:14:14 PM  

G.I.R.B.: Indubitably: Mr. Potatoass: Nezorf: Rape doesn't need a penis.

Transgendered clown rape > Penis rape > Non-penis rape

Bottom-line: Rape is unacceptable.

How about illegitimate rape?


Rape is unacceptable.
 
2012-09-12 09:14:49 PM  

chaosweaver: G.I.R.B.: Indubitably: Mr. Potatoass: Nezorf: Rape doesn't need a penis.

Transgendered clown rape > Penis rape > Non-penis rape

Bottom-line: Rape is unacceptable.

How about illegitimate rape?

But is it legitimately illegitimate?


Still unacceptable.
 
2012-09-12 09:15:29 PM  
Rape is unacceptable.
 
2012-09-12 09:16:04 PM  

Indubitably: Rape is unacceptable.


P.S. Did you get that?
 
2012-09-12 09:16:20 PM  
rape by instramentation
Did he use Howard's Symbian?
 
2012-09-12 09:17:09 PM  

Indubitably: Rape is unacceptable.


OK, got it.

Sheesh.
 
2012-09-12 09:17:36 PM  
Police were called to the Buy For Less at N.E. 23rd St. and Martin Luther King around 10:30 p.m. Monday. A woman claimed she'd run there from a nearby neighborhood after being raped

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"If a friend calls you on the telephone and says they're lost on Martin Luther King Boulevard and they want to know what they should do, the best response is 'Run!'"
 
2012-09-12 09:18:15 PM  

fjnorton: So he mushed it in?


Dr. Hawking apparently has a sex life and Ive heard him explain physics but I still dont understand how that works.
 
2012-09-12 09:18:31 PM  
media.screened.com

If Hollywood taught us anything men still can have uses if paralyzed or no sexual organs
 
2012-09-12 09:18:32 PM  

Transubstantive: Although colloquially we consider rape to mean unwanted sexual intercourse (some people would go so far as to add 'use of force' to the meaning), the laws in most states are broader and include any object penetrating a person's anus or vagina.

[mlkshk.com image 561x370]


My physician stuck an object (his finger) up my anus, and it wasn't exactly wanted... did he rape me in most states?

/or just the state of confusion?
 
2012-09-12 09:18:33 PM  

sweet-daddy-2: rape by instramentation
Did he use Howard's Symbian?

instrumentation

 
2012-09-12 09:20:46 PM  

Indubitably [Favorited for some time]: Mr. Potatoass: Nezorf: Rape doesn't need a penis.

Transgendered clown rape > Penis rape > Non-penis rape

Bottom-line: Rape is unacceptable.


All snark aside, Agreed.
 
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