FARK.com: (7323736) Bacon bats its pretty eyes in a plea for its own Fark tag. Mouthwatering gallery of the best bacon burgers in the country. Bonus: Not a slideshow

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JungleBoogie		2012-09-13 12:45:50 AM

2 votes:

EZ Writer		2012-09-12 07:58:13 PM

2 votes:

Stop ruining bacon with your nasty cheeseburger...

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Walker		2012-09-12 05:14:10 PM

2 votes:

Cyno01		2012-09-12 08:01:30 PM

1 votes:

EZ Writer: Stop ruining bacon with your nasty cheeseburger...

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I like the bottle of Wild Turkey 101 in the background. Part of a complete breakfast.

farkingismybusiness		2012-09-12 07:55:11 PM

1 votes:

Osomatic: This burger is representative of the problem with a lot of "gourmet" burgers these days. How are you supposed to get this thing in your mouth?

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EZ Writer		2012-09-12 07:50:32 PM

1 votes:

If someone brought this to me, I would punch them directly in the taint. I can't unhinge my jaw like an anaconda... Please bring me a (presumably) $25 burger that I can actually eat.

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Random Bastage		2012-09-12 07:46:08 PM

1 votes:

23FPB23: Ya know, I really, really like bacon. As an overweight Southerner, I can't begin to quantify how much bacon I've consumed in my 40 years.

Ya know what I'm sick of hearing about?

Bacon.

Bacon, and Zombies.

Can we please, as an internet society that influences everyday society, move on from bacon and zombies?

Please?

Next weeks SyFy original movie: "Attack of the Zombie Bacon Bats"

KellyKellyKelly		2012-09-12 07:42:57 PM

1 votes:

What a bacon bat may look like.

LordStormes		2012-09-12 07:41:24 PM

1 votes:

Seconded BACON Fark tag.

citizenj		2012-09-12 07:38:38 PM

1 votes:

My favorite?

Veggie burger with extra Bacon.
The cognitive dissonance has caused a few waiters' heads to explode.

AverageAmericanGuy		2012-09-12 07:34:25 PM

1 votes:

23FPB23: AverageAmericanGuy: You can have my bacon when you pry it out of my cold, dead hands

Oh, I'd never deprive anyone of bacon, I'm just sick of hearing about it over and over from so many directions every farking day.

You may live.

For now.

Jesus the 33rd		2012-09-12 07:32:42 PM

1 votes:

mmmmmmmmm... bacon bats.

AverageAmericanGuy		2012-09-12 07:31:25 PM

1 votes:

23FPB23: Ya know, I really, really like bacon. As an overweight Southerner, I can't begin to quantify how much bacon I've consumed in my 40 years.

Ya know what I'm sick of hearing about?

Bacon.

Bacon, and Zombies.

Can we please, as an internet society that influences everyday society, move on from bacon and zombies?

Please?

I'm willing to move on from zombies.

You can have my bacon when you pry it out of my cold, dead hands.

23FPB23		2012-09-12 07:29:33 PM

1 votes:

Ya know, I really, really like bacon. As an overweight Southerner, I can't begin to quantify how much bacon I've consumed in my 40 years.

Ya know what I'm sick of hearing about?

Bacon.

Bacon, and Zombies.

Can we please, as an internet society that influences everyday society, move on from bacon and zombies?

Please?