Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Today)   Bacon bats its pretty eyes in a plea for its own Fark tag. Mouthwatering gallery of the best bacon burgers in the country. Bonus: Not a slideshow   ( bites.today.com) divider line
    More: Hero, Fark, Shake Shack, Decatur, hamburgers, Niman Ranch, pleas, rib eyes, best bacon  
•       •       •

7535 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Sep 2012 at 7:24 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



114 Comments     (+0 »)
 
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Newest | Show all

 
2012-09-12 04:52:53 PM  
Wait, what? We have bacon bats? Are they in bat territory?
 
2012-09-12 05:14:10 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-12 05:47:37 PM  
Not going to bother clicking as I'm confident the Today Show did a piss poor job of canvassing the country for any of these.
 
2012-09-12 06:36:20 PM  
All served up with home made, greasy fries.

Bleah.

Gimme some McCain's steak fries, perfectly dry and golden brown on the outside, with the exoskeleton needed to pick up just the right amount of Heinz Ketchup on each, salty one before mastication.

You can keep your greasy, hand cut, crap off my plate.
 
2012-09-12 07:26:27 PM  
Burger of the Gods.

That is all.
 
2012-09-12 07:27:59 PM  
"Bah-Cun!"
 
2012-09-12 07:28:37 PM  

Indubitably: "Bah-Cun!"


Too slow load equals no view.

That is all.
 
2012-09-12 07:29:33 PM  
Ya know, I really, really like bacon. As an overweight Southerner, I can't begin to quantify how much bacon I've consumed in my 40 years.

Ya know what I'm sick of hearing about?

Bacon.

Bacon, and Zombies.

Can we please, as an internet society that influences everyday society, move on from bacon and zombies?

Please?
 
2012-09-12 07:30:45 PM  
List is useless without Tookie's in Seabrook, TX. They grind the bacon up with the hamburger meat and have homemade onion rings and fries.

/get the Piggy Back ... you'll thank me.
 
2012-09-12 07:31:25 PM  

23FPB23: Ya know, I really, really like bacon. As an overweight Southerner, I can't begin to quantify how much bacon I've consumed in my 40 years.

Ya know what I'm sick of hearing about?

Bacon.

Bacon, and Zombies.

Can we please, as an internet society that influences everyday society, move on from bacon and zombies?

Please?


I'm willing to move on from zombies.

You can have my bacon when you pry it out of my cold, dead hands.
 
2012-09-12 07:32:42 PM  
mmmmmmmmm... bacon bats.
 
2012-09-12 07:33:42 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: You can have my bacon when you pry it out of my cold, dead hands


Oh, I'd never deprive anyone of bacon, I'm just sick of hearing about it over and over from so many directions every farking day.
 
2012-09-12 07:33:53 PM  
If I could sum all of this up in one word: HNNNNNNG!
 
2012-09-12 07:34:07 PM  

23FPB23: Ya know, I really, really like bacon. As an overweight Southerner, I can't begin to quantify how much bacon I've consumed in my 40 years.

Ya know what I'm sick of hearing about?

Bacon.

Bacon, and Zombies.

Can we please, as an internet society that influences everyday society, move on from bacon and zombies?

Please?


How about zucchini? Everyone loves zucchini.
 
2012-09-12 07:34:25 PM  

23FPB23: AverageAmericanGuy: You can have my bacon when you pry it out of my cold, dead hands

Oh, I'd never deprive anyone of bacon, I'm just sick of hearing about it over and over from so many directions every farking day.


You may live.

For now.
 
2012-09-12 07:37:19 PM  
There's a place in my little hometown that makes the Bacon Bacon Burger. Bacon ground up with the beef and topped with bacon. Pretty damn good.

I'd rather have a good BLT, though. My favorite BLT is no longer available as the place that made it closed down. There are some other good ones, but no one compared to my old favorite. Can't even tell you what it was about it. It was just spectacular. Their jalapeno potato salad was awesome, too.
 
2012-09-12 07:37:55 PM  

baronvonzipper: How about zucchini? Everyone loves zucchini.


Oh yeah. Love me some zukes, just about any way you prepare it. But, I don't hear about zucchini all the live-long-farking day. So, I harbor no anger toward zucchini.
 
2012-09-12 07:38:38 PM  
My favorite?

Veggie burger with extra Bacon.
The cognitive dissonance has caused a few waiters' heads to explode.
 
2012-09-12 07:39:55 PM  
Slaters 50/50 in Huntington Beach CA.

/Awesomeness......
//BACON!!!!
 
2012-09-12 07:41:08 PM  
My fave burger has no bacon. Having said that, my fave burger has bacon on it sometimes. This is the wisdom of bacon.
 
2012-09-12 07:41:24 PM  
Seconded BACON Fark tag.
 
2012-09-12 07:42:57 PM  
ih2.redbubble.net

What a bacon bat may look like.
 
2012-09-12 07:43:51 PM  

23FPB23: Ya know, I really, really like bacon. As an overweight Southerner, I can't begin to quantify how much bacon I've consumed in my 40 years.

Ya know what I'm sick of hearing about?

Bacon.

Bacon, and Zombies.

Can we please, as an internet society that influences everyday society, move on from bacon and zombies?

Please?


Normally I'd say yes. The bacon thing has gotten insane. Bacon vodka, for pete's sake? Bacon cups to hold more bacon? So yes, I hear you. I understand you. I sympathize with you.

But bacon and burgers are like... Bonnie and Clyde. Fred and Ginger. A good thing with another good thing that combine to make a sublime thing, far greater than the sum of the parts. So for now, the answer is that I am sorry, but no. No, we cannot yet move on from bacon. Now, we will drool over some darn tasty looking bacon burgers.

I'm bored of zombies too, though. Time to move to werewolves or something, since vampires are ruined now too.
 
2012-09-12 07:44:09 PM  

23FPB23: Ya know, I really, really like bacon. As an overweight Southerner, I can't begin to quantify how much bacon I've consumed in my 40 years.

Ya know what I'm sick of hearing about?

Bacon.

Bacon, and Zombies.

Can we please, as an internet society that influences everyday society, move on from bacon and zombies?

Please?


Can we include Obama?
 
2012-09-12 07:45:04 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: [ih2.redbubble.net image 550x550]

What a bacon bat may look like.


I assume the belt is my arteries/veins?
 
2012-09-12 07:45:28 PM  
The 'Merica Burger from Slater 50/50 in San Diego. 100% ground bacon patty burger with fried egg, cheese and bacon slices.
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-12 07:45:44 PM  
I want Five Guys in my mouth right now. Damn, damn, DAYUM!
 
2012-09-12 07:45:47 PM  
Since DC wasn't covered here's Ray's Hell Burger.
runinout.com 
Not bad.
 
2012-09-12 07:45:49 PM  

simplicimus: Wait, what? We have bacon bats? Are they in bat territory?


I'm guessing we had bacon bats, but I'm sure they must've gone extinct during the time we figured how to make bacon.
 
2012-09-12 07:46:08 PM  

23FPB23: Ya know, I really, really like bacon. As an overweight Southerner, I can't begin to quantify how much bacon I've consumed in my 40 years.

Ya know what I'm sick of hearing about?

Bacon.

Bacon, and Zombies.

Can we please, as an internet society that influences everyday society, move on from bacon and zombies?

Please?


Next weeks SyFy original movie: "Attack of the Zombie Bacon Bats"
 
2012-09-12 07:46:32 PM  
How about not adding all these obscure toppings and relishes to a good bacon burger. A good bacon burger should have minimal components, great meat, good cheese and bacon, nice bun, spicy mustard, and caremelized onions at the most. NO RAW ONIONS ESPECIALLY RED AND NO KETCHUP.
 
2012-09-12 07:46:46 PM  
This burger is representative of the problem with a lot of "gourmet" burgers these days. How are you supposed to get this thing in your mouth?

msnbcmedia.msn.com
 
2012-09-12 07:47:42 PM  
www.lynchburghistory.com 

Lynchburg rocks!
 
2012-09-12 07:48:08 PM  
Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
 
2012-09-12 07:49:36 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: [ih2.redbubble.net image 550x550]

What a bacon bat may look like.


Favoritepost.jpg

I love that I wasn't the only one that stopped at Bacon Bats, and that someone even had an example .
 
2012-09-12 07:50:22 PM  

skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.


How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
 
2012-09-12 07:50:32 PM  
If someone brought this to me, I would punch them directly in the taint. I can't unhinge my jaw like an anaconda... Please bring me a (presumably) $25 burger that I can actually eat.

msnbcmedia.msn.com
 
2012-09-12 07:51:21 PM  

CygnusDarius: skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.


How about fish? Fish swim in the toilet..
 
2012-09-12 07:51:28 PM  
Bacon has jumped the shark. Seriously. Can we give bacon a rest for like, a decade? Bacon has become a Chuck Norris joke - stale and outdated.
 
2012-09-12 07:51:39 PM  
*me like burger varieties immensely*
 
2012-09-12 07:51:54 PM  

Osomatic: This burger is representative of the problem with a lot of "gourmet" burgers these days. How are you supposed to get this thing in your mouth?

[msnbcmedia.msn.com image 500x405]


Also, are those carrots? WTH?

More importantly, why didn't they name the burger from the pic that opened the article? Is that bacon on that thing, or two pork chops?
 
2012-09-12 07:51:56 PM  
I couldn't tell you the last time I had bacon. But I think about it a lot.
 
2012-09-12 07:52:05 PM  
I'm not a big red meat fan any more, but I will vouch for the Lola burger. Probably taken a few years off my life with those.

/Beardenburgers still rule.
 
2012-09-12 07:52:24 PM  

Indubitably: *me like burger varieties immensely*


Avocado and bacon?
 
2012-09-12 07:54:19 PM  
fark all of those except the last one, i love bacon cheeseburgers. But i cant stand it when a place is lazy and just throws two strips in a big X over the burger, hanging out the sides, covering a small percentage of the actual burger... Is it that farking hard to cut them in half and arrange them so they actually cover most of the burger?

Seriously, knock this shiat off. It makes the bacon look like an afterthought.

2.bp.blogspot.com

This is preferable, and you can actually get away with using less bacon.

i.ytimg.com

/sick of having to disassemble and reassemble my burgers
 
2012-09-12 07:55:11 PM  

Osomatic: This burger is representative of the problem with a lot of "gourmet" burgers these days. How are you supposed to get this thing in your mouth?

[msnbcmedia.msn.com image 500x405]


www.examiner.com
 
2012-09-12 07:55:15 PM  
Bacon is okay.
 
2012-09-12 07:55:38 PM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: 23FPB23: Ya know, I really, really like bacon. As an overweight Southerner, I can't begin to quantify how much bacon I've consumed in my 40 years.

Ya know what I'm sick of hearing about?

Bacon.

Bacon, and Zombies.

Can we please, as an internet society that influences everyday society, move on from bacon and zombies?

Please?

Can we include Obama?


Give it another 4 years when he moves out of the White House.

/Not an Obama fan, but less of a fan of that other yahoo running.
 
2012-09-12 07:57:37 PM  

clevernamehere: Osomatic: This burger is representative of the problem with a lot of "gourmet" burgers these days. How are you supposed to get this thing in your mouth?

[msnbcmedia.msn.com image 500x405]

Also, are those carrots? WTH?

More importantly, why didn't they name the burger from the pic that opened the article? Is that bacon on that thing, or two pork chops?


I think those might be escabeche carrots.
 
2012-09-12 07:58:02 PM  

Cpl.D: Bacon is okay.


"Bacon is God."
 
Displayed 50 of 114 comments


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Newest | Show all


View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter





Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report