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(610 WIOD)   "Yeah, 9-1-1? (yawwn) I'm a cop and my girlfriend shot me. (yawwwn) Send me an ambulance and a patrol car for" BANG "well, better make that the coroner for her" (With nonchalant audio weirdness)   (610wiod.com) divider line 27
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2012-09-12 04:45:18 PM
4 votes:

pudding7: downstairs: I love the constant "Ugh, i don't believe this"... like its just one more damn thing thats going to keep him from watching the football game tonight.

no kidding. that was really weird.


Some people (like me) get unusually calm when they're in stressful situations, as if they haven't even realized the gravity of what just happened. It's a defense mechanism. It actually works against them in a lot of situations; they miss things that someone who was freaking out would notice. IE: The fact that the girlfriend had a gun in her hand when she came and said sorry - it took him about a minute after the gunshot to realize that she may have just shot herself. A normal person would have seen the gun and freaked the hell out about what she was doing with it.

I was in a car accident, but the only thing I was worried about was the small bend in my eyeglass frames. It took my girlfriend driving up and telling me to take pictures, get insurance information, and talk to the cops before I finally started doing anything useful.
2012-09-12 04:37:54 PM
3 votes:
Stick your dick in crazy and then the crazy happens. Enjoy the ride and hope it doesn't kill you.
2012-09-12 07:38:57 PM
2 votes:
2 thoughts on this:

1) About 15 seconds through, I heard this in Steve Buscemi's voice.

2) Having cohabitated with a couple of insane coonts in my day,
I, too, was this calm calling 911 on a couple of occasions.

/After a while, crazy becomes the norm.
2012-09-12 05:57:46 PM
2 votes:
Maybe she was being possessed by someone who found her door on a beach somewhere?
2012-09-12 04:44:21 PM
2 votes:

BronyMedic: FTFA:Toman has been released from the hospital. No word on what prompted his girlfriend, Crystal Wilson, to shoot him in the leg, then apologize, tell him she loved him, and go out back and shoot herself.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that she was batshiat insane to begin with, and something set her off. Someone doesn't just shoot someone, apologize, then go off themselves. That's some serious underlying mental problems there.

Or, he was an abusive prick who battered her into thinking there was no way out, and no other escape except for snuffing it.


True, both are good possibilities.
I'll add a third: he's LEO, maybe he shot her outside then shot himself in the leg?

/can't get audio at the office...
2012-09-12 04:21:57 PM
2 votes:
FTFA:Toman has been released from the hospital. No word on what prompted his girlfriend, Crystal Wilson, to shoot him in the leg, then apologize, tell him she loved him, and go out back and shoot herself.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that she was batshiat insane to begin with, and something set her off. Someone doesn't just shoot someone, apologize, then go off themselves. That's some serious underlying mental problems there.

Or, he was an abusive prick who battered her into thinking there was no way out, and no other escape except for snuffing it.
2012-09-13 05:07:59 AM
1 votes:

wickedragon: I'm just glad that the girl didn't shoot her boyfriend before she shot herself.


Except that she did.
2012-09-12 11:57:56 PM
1 votes:
I could name a Crystal who's not batshiat insane. But if it's spelled Krystal, then all bets are off.
2012-09-12 11:50:18 PM
1 votes:

RoyBatty: j.zero: This is not the most competent 911 operator but this guy should know(since he is a cop) the person taking the call isn't the person sending police and paramedics. Hearing him say 'hurry up' is like nails on a chalk board for me. Having taken many thousands of these calls I don't find his calmness unusual or unnerving, in fact we often say the more relaxed a person sounds the worse the situation. For instance, you get parents screaming incomprehensibly because their one year old had a febrile seizure vs. having a guy who was stabbed in the abdomen calmly describe his attackers and the direction they left in only to die before help arrives.

I am surprised he said, "send more paramedics" and did not say "send the police". Is that because the police would automatically be sent? (Or because he knew the girl had been dead for hours.)

I was thinking his "hurry up" was because he was "bleeding out"?


Yeah it is a given, even if he showed up at the hospital instead and said it was accidental there is going to be a visit from the police. Why I think 'hurry up' from a cop is weird is that they know the person taking the call has no control at all over the speed of response and delaying questioning by interjecting that way can actually slow things down.

I don't expect a citizen to know that, and we painfully and repeatedly explain that answering questions doesn't slow things down many times a day. Not that anyone listens, I can't count how many times someone has told me the outcome was on my hands because I asked too many farking questions and just farking get them there.
2012-09-12 11:38:20 PM
1 votes:
Somehow, Drew Peterson keeps coming to mind
2012-09-12 08:55:42 PM
1 votes:

NickelP: GrizzlyPouch: AssAsInAssassin: "Is she white, black, or Latin?"

"WTF does it matter? I've been shot."

or

"Keep guessing."

or

"LET ME SPEAK TO A COMPETENT DISPATCHER, YOU FARKING MORON!!!"

Simple. If she gets into a populated area with a gun (keep in mind she's already shot someone) this will help to identify her

Yeah maybe but why does she care which leg he got shot in?


Well if it was the left leg, she wouldn't have to send help. He'd be all right!
/wocka wocka wocka!
2012-09-12 08:25:28 PM
1 votes:

99.998er: Wall_of_Doodoo: I dated a girl named Crystal once. She was completely insane. She tried to shoot me (not joking) after a few margaritas (on top of her prescribed Klonopin) for some imagined sleight. Ten minutes of true mental illness that two and a half years later I am still feeling the ramifications from.

As already stated, DO NOT STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY. I know that crazy in the head equals crazy in the bed, but when crazy gets momentum it can Fark up you life for years in just a very few minutes.

When I listen to this guys affect it really takes me back. When you date crazy it literally physically wears you out dealing with even the day to day drama, it's almost like a Stolkholm syndrome where you come to accept the constant crazy as normal.

Also, can anyone name a Crystal who is not bat crap nutty?

Does the name Christin count? Not enough room here to tell you all the bizarre behavior, but now a few years later, I look back and feel like I was Inspector Clauseau coming home to Cato. Flying ashtrays and porcelain figurines before the door ever shut, not to mention the ole flying iron to the head...unplugged of course. Gorgeous? Hell yes! Bat shiat insane? Hell yes! Worth it? Hell no!


Nicholes (the "H" is important), Crystals, and most Amber's I've dated are......unique.
2012-09-12 07:42:26 PM
1 votes:
I dated a girl named Crystal once. She was completely insane. She tried to shoot me (not joking) after a few margaritas (on top of her prescribed Klonopin) for some imagined sleight. Ten minutes of true mental illness that two and a half years later I am still feeling the ramifications from.

As already stated, DO NOT STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY. I know that crazy in the head equals crazy in the bed, but when crazy gets momentum it can Fark up you life for years in just a very few minutes.

When I listen to this guys affect it really takes me back. When you date crazy it literally physically wears you out dealing with even the day to day drama, it's almost like a Stolkholm syndrome where you come to accept the constant crazy as normal.

Also, can anyone name a Crystal who is not bat crap nutty?
2012-09-12 07:38:17 PM
1 votes:

Odd Bird: pudding7: downstairs: I love the constant "Ugh, i don't believe this"... like its just one more damn thing thats going to keep him from watching the football game tonight.

no kidding. that was really weird.

Meh,
A) he went into "work the problem" mode
B) conditioning - he's been dealing with her for some time, this was the next step or two on the downward spiral
C) loosing your wig while dealing with a gun-carrying crazy is a good way to worsen the situation
D) he's a rational person by nature
E) [img1.fark.net image 54x11], par for the course



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2012-09-12 07:35:48 PM
1 votes:

OnlyM3: AverageAmericanGuy
(favorite: Blamed "t p" for Family Research Council shooting)

She was coming right for him.
Waiting for you to blame the tea party like you did in the Family Research Council shooting thread. You know, the one where the liberal gay guy was the guy attempting murder.


Again nothing in the article is political. You people never give up. There's a poltics page if you Morans wanna circle jerk about lib vs. conservative
2012-09-12 07:15:37 PM
1 votes:

cryinoutloud: Rent Party: God-is-a-Taco: Yeah, I join the others commenting in that many of my emotions tend to shut down in stressful situations.
Fear is still there, but it doesn't manifest in my actions apart from what I just said.
That is why men are way better in a crisis than women.

Right, women can't do this. Dumbass.


Your emotional response to my stated fact is de facto evidence of the correctness of my position.
2012-09-12 07:12:21 PM
1 votes:
He sounds exasperated more than anything.
2012-09-12 07:08:59 PM
1 votes:
Quick, call the internet detectives, I'm sure an oscilloscope, a psychic reader and a lossy copy of the 911 tape will incontrovertibly prove it was all part of his nefarious scheme to get rid of his girlfriend...
2012-09-12 07:06:41 PM
1 votes:

Elzar: Good thing about stand your ground is that she'll get off scott-free...

/ Also guns don't kill people
// Support your local NRA


Christ I'm sick of people making everything political

Not original. Not funny. Pretty worthless
2012-09-12 07:06:05 PM
1 votes:

MrSteve007: FB profile image of the couple - and image from other news station:
[profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 180x214]


I think I'm mostly on her side in this, then.
2012-09-12 07:04:41 PM
1 votes:
I'm not picking sides on this until I know whether she was hot or not.
2012-09-12 06:59:34 PM
1 votes:
I am sure it hurt, but, what a prick!
2012-09-12 06:58:09 PM
1 votes:
Officer Phil Toman was shot by his girlfriend, then went out back and shot herself.

That's some fine proofreading there, WIOD-AM Radio.
2012-09-12 06:56:05 PM
1 votes:
This is why we need MOAR GUNZ!
2012-09-12 05:56:39 PM
1 votes:

Coolfusis: Some people (like me) get unusually calm when they're in stressful situations, as if they haven't even realized the gravity of what just happened. It's a defense mechanism. It actually works against them in a lot of situations


Totally calm and not doing anything, I agree. However I completely disagree that freaking out is the right plan. I get quite calm in emergencies but I am 100% on and act quickly. I've found myself in a bunch of emergencies over the years from health crises to witnessing bad car accidents on rural roads to accidental poisonings and I've always been the one who's calm and doing the right things quickly while everyone else was standing there stupidly screaming and freaking out. 

/once pulled two kids 11-12 years old vertically up out of an SUV side door after their car flipped... with one arm
//adrenaline is an amazing thing
///car started burning about two min after I got the parents out by kicking out the front glass, front doors hopelessly jammed
2012-09-12 05:55:18 PM
1 votes:
You could tell they loved each other
2012-09-12 04:12:17 PM
1 votes:
I love the constant "Ugh, i don't believe this"... like its just one more damn thing thats going to keep him from watching the football game tonight.
 
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