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(LA Times)   Liberals did such a fine job destroying Glenn Beck's TV career, that he now has his own TV channel   (latimes.com ) divider line
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2012-09-12 02:29:02 PM  
"that he know" do he?
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-09-12 02:43:30 PM  
Wow! A video blog on basic cable? I'll bet he's glad he got fired by that liberal Ailes.
 
2012-09-12 02:46:05 PM  
Party time! Excellent!

Party on, Glenn!

Party on, Garth!
 
2012-09-12 02:46:06 PM  
Proofread much subby?
 
2012-09-12 02:47:25 PM  
Glenn Beck is a liberal now?
 
2012-09-12 03:17:10 PM  
Shouldn't the headline read "Conservatives are such gullible dumb asses, Glenn Beck can make money off them through a TV show"?
 
2012-09-12 03:56:15 PM  
Are you kidding Subby?

Ill bet you this news gave Jon Stewart a boner that is visible from space.
 
2012-09-12 04:19:21 PM  
My Aunt was the only person I've ever known in real life that actually liked Glenn Beck. And she talks to Christmas ornaments and believes that people are spying on her when she's off her meds.
 
2012-09-12 04:19:28 PM  
WTF did Liberals have to do with the direction of Glenn Beck's career? Since when does Faux News cancel a show because Liberals don't like it? Farking fantasy land, subby.
 
2012-09-12 04:21:50 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Glenn Beck is a liberal now know?


FTFY
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-09-12 04:22:11 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: WTF did Liberals have to do with the direction of Glenn Beck's career? Since when does Faux News cancel a show because Liberals don't like it? Farking fantasy land, subby.


Everything bad is the fault of liberals. It's a critical part of their worldview.
 
2012-09-12 04:28:54 PM  
Me fail English?
That's unpossible!
 
2012-09-12 04:36:27 PM  

Lando Lincoln: My Aunt was the only person I've ever known in real life that actually liked Glenn Beck. And she talks to Christmas ornaments and believes that people are spying on her when she's off her meds.


I have a buddy that has an uncle that lives in the woods in an A-frame he built himself and he constantly smokes the weed that he grows in the summer/fall and he has a shiat ton of guns and best of all he is on disability. But yet is a giant Glen Beck fan.
 
2012-09-12 04:36:51 PM  
Oh boy, a channel on Dish Network, that'shiatting it big time, I'm sure it'll be hard to decide to watch him or the Latin Beats Karaoke channel.
 
2012-09-12 04:51:00 PM  
Beck makes 30-40 million a year. If my liver and head could take it, ranting about what ever comes to mind to feed an innate hatred that his listeners have would be possible for just 20 million a year. Selling a product to people that they seem to want even if does not have any real value in a large shared reality works for him and a lot of others. Not much different that the guy who sold pet rocks.
 
2012-09-12 04:52:58 PM  

vpb: Wow! A video blog on basic cable DISH? I'll bet he's glad he got fired by that liberal Ailes.

 
2012-09-12 04:56:01 PM  
Dish network? What, is that some kind of food channel or something?

/Never heard of it.
 
2012-09-12 05:11:40 PM  

Lando Lincoln: My Aunt was the only person I've ever known in real life that actually liked Glenn Beck. And she talks to Christmas ornaments and believes that people are spying on her when she's off her meds.


Both of my parents adore him.
Been a while since I've spoken with either of them.
 
2012-09-12 05:12:05 PM  

CommieTaoist: Oh boy, a channel on Dish Network, that'shiatting it big time, I'm sure it'll be hard to decide to watch him or the Latin Beats Karaoke channel.


most accurate filter pwn ever.
 
2012-09-12 05:23:17 PM  
How does Beck's getting ousted because of low ratings on FOX is the fault of liberals? Apparently even FOX viewers thought he was a douchebag. This involved liberals in any way how?
 
2012-09-12 05:25:11 PM  
dish lost AMC so, no Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead or Hell On Wheels(hey, I watch it!).

This'll totally make up for that, though.
 
2012-09-12 05:29:01 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Hell On Wheels(hey, I watch it!).


I've been watching that show on netflix, not bad IMO
 
2012-09-12 05:33:46 PM  
Written like a Glen Beck fan.
 
2012-09-12 05:40:52 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: dish lost AMC so, no Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead or Hell On Wheels(hey, I watch it!).

This'll totally make up for that, though.


That aside, why would someone have a satellite dish on their roof? Isn't that susceptible to weather conditions like an antenna?
 
2012-09-12 05:47:37 PM  
Even Gandhi would cock punch this farking twat.
 
2012-09-12 05:52:00 PM  

Mugato: How does Beck's getting ousted because of low ratings on FOX is the fault of liberals? Apparently even FOX viewers thought he was a douchebag. This involved liberals in any way how?


Because of the Obama's liberal OLIGARHY. Whatever the hell THAT is.
 
2012-09-12 05:53:27 PM  

Lando Lincoln: My Aunt was the only person I've ever known in real life that actually liked Glenn Beck. And she talks to Christmas ornaments and believes that people are spying on her when she's off her meds.


My mother started liking Glenn Beck right around the time she started getting dementia. I'm not saying they're connected, I'm just asking questions.

/she was a great woman before the dementia though
//not so CSB
///slashies come in threes
 
2012-09-12 06:09:04 PM  
You're talking about a nation which glorifies such gems as Teen Moms, My Sweet 16, and The Jersey Shore as national TV Treasures, and people who think that watching Little Honey Boo Boo's latest spiral into her eventual suicide at 17 after her body is long used up and abused as a semen dumpster by her mother living life through her instead of losing some of that ear ham is more important than knowing why people are pissed off at the time.

Does this surprise you at all?

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-09-12 06:42:34 PM  

Mugato: How does Beck's getting ousted because of low ratings on FOX is the fault of liberals? Apparently even FOX viewers thought he was a douchebag. This involved liberals in any way how?


Well, if more liberals had watched Glenn Beck on Fox it would have boosted his ratings enough that he would still be worth having around.
 
2012-09-12 06:57:22 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Party time! Excellent!

Party on, Glenn!

Party on, Garth!


img687.imageshack.us

/sorry
 
2012-09-12 07:03:22 PM  

ariseatex: Lando Lincoln: My Aunt was the only person I've ever known in real life that actually liked Glenn Beck. And she talks to Christmas ornaments and believes that people are spying on her when she's off her meds.

My mother started liking Glenn Beck right around the time she started getting dementia. I'm not saying they're connected, I'm just asking questions.

/she was a great woman before the dementia though
//not so CSB
///slashies come in threes


For the last couple of years of his life, my dad loved watching Glenn Beck. He would often try to tell me about whatever crazy "theory" Beck had come up with which proves that George Soros is evil and Obama is the antichrist. I tried ONCE to tell my dad not to watch Glenn Beck because he's a pundit and basically paid to lie. Also, he's f*cking insane. Dad got mad at me ("Don't talk like that about Glenn Beck!) and stopped taking my calls for a couple of months. By the time Beck got booted off of Fox, the damage had already been done. My dad died thinking that President Obama was the worst thing that has ever happened to this country.

/ F*ck Glenn Beck
// right in the ear
/// slashies DO come in three's.
 
2012-09-12 07:19:52 PM  
Liberals destroyed his TV career?
 
2012-09-12 07:33:24 PM  
Dish TV.

What's it called when a whore pays a whore for service?
 
2012-09-12 07:35:57 PM  
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2012-09-12 07:36:18 PM  
Man he's going to have some tough competition between that and the 30 shopping channels and religious stations they already carry.

/At least it seems that many
//stereotype based on Directv TBH
 
2012-09-12 07:36:24 PM  
Trolltastic headline is successful. Come on, it could say: Dog, Cat, Rain, Sky....liberals.

There would still be at least 100 comments.
 
2012-09-12 07:36:33 PM  
So basically......Hurr?
 
2012-09-12 07:36:38 PM  
Subby to Subby's Dad: I learned it* by watching you, alright?

*It being heroin, crack-cocaine, quaaludes, methamphetamines, and huffing VCR cleaning fluid.
 
2012-09-12 07:37:58 PM  
This douchebag, loudmouthed, tebagger is why I can't watch The Walking Dead?!?

YOU SUCK DISH!!!
 
2012-09-12 07:40:33 PM  
"Liberty Treehouse" is a kid's show?

I don't want to know what they water it with.
 
2012-09-12 07:40:51 PM  
Al Gore has one of those.
 
2012-09-12 07:46:33 PM  

Savage Belief: This douchebag, loudmouthed, tebagger is why I can't watch The Walking Dead?!?

YOU SUCK DISH!!!


You can't watch TWD because you went with the lowest bidder. And because of this dick.
 
2012-09-12 07:47:13 PM  
That's the thing about living in a country with 350 million people. With that big of a population, there's a big enough audience for nearly anything to make gobs of money off them. No matter how completely batshiat crazy someone is, there will nearly always be enough people in the US willing to pay money to hear what they have to say. No one said freedom isn't scary sometimes.
 
2012-09-12 07:47:33 PM  
Oh, thank god! Watching new the Daily Show clips about Glenn Beck's latest meltdown/poutrage will make the next four years of Obama administration so much more entertaining.
 
2012-09-12 07:50:13 PM  

eurotrader: Beck makes 30-40 million a year.


It would not surprise me at all if he kicks back some of that money to professionally-outraged-liberal media watchdog groups to be his foil. Everybody gets to play the victim and cash in.
 
2012-09-12 07:50:38 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: WTF did Liberals have to do with the direction of Glenn Beck's career? Since when does Faux News cancel a show because Liberals don't like it? Farking fantasy land, subby.


Shhhh...... they have to believe in their own omnipotence.
 
2012-09-12 07:51:33 PM  
All swine.
All the time.

How much do they charge to remove his channel from your subscription?
 
2012-09-12 07:52:03 PM  
You know, it's sad how nuts he got. Back in about 2003-2004, right after I started college, he was broadcasting out of Philly, and he was pretty funny. Fairly libertarian actually, a little bit conservative on social issues, but hey, he's a Mormon and reformed drunk, they can be, but nowhere near as nutty as he became. I listened every Friday during football season, because he had moron trivia, where he'd call convenience stores in rival cities that were playing that Sunday, and ask the clerks incredibly easy questions, like, who's the vice-president, or what was the name of the man on the 10 dollar bill. They would tally up the scores and that would "decide" who would win the game on Sunday. What was really funny was that the clerks would get answers wrong, and they would either go along with them, or give some other completely wrong answer, and you would hear the clerks talking about how they knew that. It was hilarious. Then, right around the '04 elections, he got popular, and went off the freaking deep end. It happens though, so now I don't listen to his retarded babbling. I wonder if he still does the trivia game though, and I could just listen to that.
 
2012-09-12 07:53:07 PM  
...Also, shouldn't this be in the "Entertainment" tab?
 
2012-09-12 07:53:16 PM  
Those damn liberal oligarhs.
 
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