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(Mega 949)   "Don't y'all wish you had time to sit around and biatch and moan like Simon Cowell does?" - Well, yeah, kinda I do   (mega949.com ) divider line
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1209 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 12 Sep 2012 at 7:04 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-09-12 02:12:24 PM  
If only I had that kind of free time
 
2012-09-12 02:16:49 PM  
I MAKE time
 
gja
2012-09-12 02:52:25 PM  
I have to much "have-to" in my life to waste time in that manner.
There are people that depend on me to keep fed/clothed/sheltered, etc.
And yet, I am so far from the worst rung in life so I remember to STFU and GBTW as I have more than I need.
 
2012-09-12 05:17:23 PM  
FTA: "Every time I turn around the guy is mouthing off. Don't y'all wish you had time to sit around and b**ch and moan like that guy does? Every time I turn around, he's mouthing off about our show. It's like, 'Do your own show! We'll just do ours and we won't mouth off about you'."

Way to take him to task for mouthing off by mouthing off about how you don't mouth off.

Yay, "reality" TV. Seriously, how much longer until we just start making Christians and lions fight to the death again? Can we just skip ahead to that?
 
2012-09-12 05:27:17 PM  
I only know about these shows because of the commercials but what is the difference between The Voice, The X Factor and American Idol? I would add to that list Star Search, The Gong Show and karaoke night at The Green Iguana.
 
2012-09-12 05:45:37 PM  

Mugato: I only know about these shows because of the commercials but what is the difference between The Voice, The X Factor and American Idol? I would add to that list Star Search, The Gong Show and karaoke night at The Green Iguana.


Oh, they're WILDLY different.

"American Idol" is a karaoke contest where semi-celebrity judges sit in chairs and decide who the contestants will be, and then a lot of people vote for a winner before promptly forgetting about them forever.

"The Voice" is a karaoke contest where semi-celebrity judges sit in spinning chairs and decide who the contestants will be, and then many, many fewer people vote for a winner before promptly forgetting about them forever.

"X Factor" is a karaoke contest where semi-celebrity judges sit in chairs and decide who the contestants will be, and then nobody watches or cares about any of it at all.

And of course, we can't forget about "America's Got Talent," which is a variety show where semi-celebrity judges sit in chairs and decide who the contestants will be from a bunch of jugglers, magicians, comedians, competitive eaters, motorcycle stuntmen, dance squads, impressionists, and other stupid human tricks before some the same boring-ass white-bread singer wins anyway.
 
2012-09-12 05:50:23 PM  

MaxxLarge: Mugato: I only know about these shows because of the commercials but what is the difference between The Voice, The X Factor and American Idol? I would add to that list Star Search, The Gong Show and karaoke night at The Green Iguana.

Oh, they're WILDLY different.

"American Idol" is a karaoke contest where semi-celebrity judges sit in chairs and decide who the contestants will be, and then a lot of people vote for a winner before promptly forgetting about them forever.

"The Voice" is a karaoke contest where semi-celebrity judges sit in spinning chairs and decide who the contestants will be, and then many, many fewer people vote for a winner before promptly forgetting about them forever.

"X Factor" is a karaoke contest where semi-celebrity judges sit in chairs and decide who the contestants will be, and then nobody watches or cares about any of it at all.

And of course, we can't forget about "America's Got Talent," which is a variety show where semi-celebrity judges sit in chairs and decide who the contestants will be from a bunch of jugglers, magicians, comedians, competitive eaters, motorcycle stuntmen, dance squads, impressionists, and other stupid human tricks before some the same boring-ass white-bread singer wins anyway.



Well then I apologize.
 
2012-09-12 05:52:31 PM  
We do. Some of us pay 5 bucks a month to do it!
 
2012-09-12 06:37:15 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: We do. Some of us pay 5 bucks a month to do it!


And... we're done here.
 
2012-09-12 06:39:02 PM  

MaxxLarge: Yay, "reality" TV. Seriously, how much longer until we just start making Christians and lions fight to the death again? Can we just skip ahead to that?


Toss in a few radical jihadiis and you have a contract.
Most of the viewers would prefer not to have the good name of Jebus, their lord and sabiour, sullied about like that.
 
2012-09-12 07:47:07 PM  
reignite an old rivalry between his new judge Britney Spears and The Voice's Christina Aguilera.

There's a rivalry? They should kiss and make up.
 
2012-09-12 07:50:32 PM  
I think the key was Simon didn't make all of his money on being a critical nut. He did production work for boy bands before the cash cow gig just waddled along.

Really, think about doing a Wiki search before you write your articles.
 
2012-09-12 10:37:52 PM  
Just once I'd like to see someone audition to him using this song
 
2012-09-12 11:10:12 PM  
Dear contest show producers,
For the low low salary of $1 million per season (a savings of $15-$20M of your "stars") I will show up once a week, drink from a Coke/Pepsi cup and tell marginal singers that they are mediocre. Call me.

PS Once the ratings skyrocket for hearing "the truth" from a judge again, you can give me a raise.
 
2012-09-13 12:03:45 AM  
There's room for all these shows

That is the saddest statement ever uttered about the state of network TV today.

All these shows suck.
 
2012-09-13 12:33:03 AM  

MaxxLarge: FTA: "Every time I turn around the guy is mouthing off. Don't y'all wish you had time to sit around and b**ch and moan like that guy does? Every time I turn around, he's mouthing off about our show. It's like, 'Do your own show! We'll just do ours and we won't mouth off about you'."

Way to take him to task for mouthing off by mouthing off about how you don't mouth off.

Yay, "reality" TV. Seriously, how much longer until we just start making Christians and lions fight to the death again? Can we just skip ahead to that?


At this rate, as long as the Christians are Mexican illegals, that vision of the future might be accurate.
 
2012-09-13 01:09:43 PM  
Let's just skip these dreary shows, and jump right into Climbing for Dollars, and The Running Man...
 
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