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(Talking Points Memo)   Putin "grateful to Romney" for helping to maintain the Cold War era image of America as Russia's main enemy   ( divider line
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2012-09-12 04:30:42 PM  
3 votes:
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2012-09-12 05:29:03 PM  
2 votes:
This ought to make the teahead party heads asplode, "Commies endorse Romney"
2012-09-12 05:28:35 PM  
2 votes:
Romney should be declared a superfund site.
2012-09-12 05:20:07 PM  
2 votes:

Fluorescent Testicle: sprawl15: That someone as farking stupid as Romney could possibly be considered a serious candidate is absolutely a geopolitical threat to Russia, the Middle East (specifically Iran, but I doubt he'd stop there) and possibly a few random nations that are currently friendly towards us.

//If Romney ever spoke in front of the United Nations, we'd be in WWIII before the end of his speech.

"I know you brown people don't normally like America, but from what I've seen in National Geographic we give you a lot of jeans and polo shirts and I really think you should be more grateful."
2012-09-12 04:30:20 PM  
2 votes:
A community organizer is making the Republican look like a nervous student council president candidate. Suck on that GOP!
2012-09-12 09:10:49 PM  
1 vote:

wademh: I'd like to see Mitt and his friends hold down Putin and cut his hair.

A crisis has occurred. Russia and a NATO nation are in a dispute that theatens to turn dangerous. The POTUS goes to Geneva to meet with Putin. He walks into the room. Putin turns around and says:
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"Well, well, well - heeelllloooo.........Mittens"
2012-09-12 05:49:51 PM  
1 vote:
Apparently Russia can see how dumb some Americans are from their house.
2012-09-12 05:47:15 PM  
1 vote:

Satanic_Hamster: I still don't understand one thing, though; why was Georgia so incompetent during this? I mean, they fired directly on Russian forces with multiple tank divisions just sitting there waiting for something to happen. Is their intelligence so bad they didn't know about what, four Russian armored divisions parked in soccer fields? Hell, freaking BBC knew the armored divisions were there. Did the Bush administration, who were buddies with Georgia, not bother to tell them either? Did they just think the Rooskies would back down? Or did they believe Cheney's claims the US government would go to war against Russia to protect them?

IIRC, at the time Georgia was flirting with NATO membership, and after it all died down the president of Georgia confessed either (can't remember which) that he thought NATO would go to bat for him, or that Russia would stay out for fear of US reprisals.

And that's when he learned that no matter what the US says, no matter how nice we are, there's maybe like 5 scenarios that will get America to throw down with Russia, and Georgia getting its ass beat ain't one of them.

We're all like, "Georgia? Never heard of it. You mean Georgia like Atlanta, Georgia? Cause I'm looking at the Georgia Dome right now and there's no tanks here. Prank caller, prank caller!"
2012-09-12 05:41:18 PM  
1 vote:
Mittney Spears - "Oops, I Did it Again"
2012-09-12 05:38:36 PM  
1 vote:
Jesus Christ Romney is so farking embarrassing to me just as an American. I can't imagine how the republicans feel.
2012-09-12 05:31:04 PM  
1 vote:

missiv: Mitt Romney is turning out to be Frank Burns.

The love child of Frank Burns and Monty Burns.
2012-09-12 05:18:49 PM  
1 vote:
To quote Mr. Bale: "Oh good for you!"

I swear, this dude Romney farks up international relations before he's even in the position to do anything so I guess the next logical step in this vein would be to send the Delta Force/Seal teams to Grenada to shoot at people randomly or to drop a nuke on Beirut?
2012-09-12 05:17:41 PM  
1 vote:

sprawl15: I would be surprised if the State Department doesn't have a team wholly dedicated to cleaning up after Romney's statements.

I don't know whether to vote that Smartest or Funniest.

Odd, that.
2012-09-12 05:15:31 PM  
1 vote:
mitt on diplomacy
"nuke the whales?"
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gotta nuke somethin.
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2012-09-12 03:09:41 PM  
1 vote:
I'm glad Romney wants to increase military spending even more than the Pentagon wants it expanded, because if he's president, we're going to need it.
2012-09-12 01:56:27 PM  
1 vote:
All of Romney's statements should be given with the disclaimer "This is paid advertising and does not necessarily reflect the views and opinions of the United States."
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