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(The Onion)   Apple announces new iPhone with N-word on back knowing customers will buy it anyway   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, iPhone, Helvetica, niggas, Roseanne Barr  
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6450 clicks; posted to Geek » on 12 Sep 2012 at 1:54 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-09-12 02:45:39 PM  
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2012-09-12 05:43:23 PM  
1 vote:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [ image 250x575]

Next years iPhone.

i.imgur.comView Full Size

Not coincidentally, this is the same design as next year's iPad, the iPad Narrow.
2012-09-12 05:08:37 PM  
1 vote:
Will you be able to put your icons where ever you want on the screen yet? Will it do live wallpaper? How about widgets? Why is this thing considered so innovative when it can't do such simple things as move a farking icon where ever you want it like every other smartphone has done for like a decade?

And will you please stop showing me simple apps, like Gasbuddy, that are available for every smartphone, like they are some kinda exclusive farking iPhone magic.

It amazes me how many people can't grasp the concept that every app in the app store is not exclusive to the iPhone.
2012-09-12 05:01:39 PM  
1 vote:

sgnilward: Filter pwned for frugality, really?

Niagra please!
2012-09-12 03:43:57 PM  
1 vote:
i45.tinypic.comView Full Size

Next years iPhone.
2012-09-12 03:34:08 PM  
1 vote:

brewssuds: Time up upgrade the 'ol 3GS.

Then you'll want to go with an Android phone.
2012-09-12 03:17:06 PM  
1 vote:

brewssuds: I'm not blown away, but it does look like a decent phone. Time up upgrade the 'ol 3GS.

So you'll settle for an inferior upgrade just for brand loyalty and because you had already decided you'd purchase the iPhone 5 before you even knew the specs, which you now know are sub-par?

/casts line...
2012-09-12 02:05:34 PM  
1 vote:
I wonder if the Onion is losing social or political influence by blocking readers who don't subscribe to them.
2012-09-12 02:05:29 PM  
1 vote:
All I got out of it:

1) Longer screen
2) Slightly upgraded processor
3) You have to shell out money for the connector adapter
4) LTE

2012-09-12 01:22:00 PM  
1 vote:
They've announced that LTE's going to be on this. So it means that HTC and Samsung are going to sue Apple for it.
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