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(WorldNetDaily)   "The word Democrat has become synonymous with lies, corruption and perversion, in the same way oral sex has become known as Lewinski" Also, the word GOP has become synonymous with truth and virtue, in the same way dying has become known as Lincoln   (wnd.com) divider line 89
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2012-09-12 01:10:00 PM
b>WTF!???????????!??????????
 
2012-09-12 01:12:18 PM
I wonder if WND is hiring... I can write way better nonsensical crazy shiat than their third-rate authors.
 
2012-09-12 01:12:29 PM
Wow. Just... Wow.
 
2012-09-12 01:18:36 PM
hahaha. Mancow
 
2012-09-12 01:20:00 PM
"Mancow?"
 
2012-09-12 01:20:14 PM
When you write the words "in the same way" and then follow those words with something that is demonstrably untrue, what that actually does is make your entire statement untrue. If this was your point, then what you've managed to do is create an amusing irony, which can often serve as the launching point of satire. If this was not your point, you've pretty much failed to do anything.

I learned a long time ago to not click WND links, because there's nothing worth reading there, so I'm not certain which option is apropos here. But I've got a pretty good idea.
 
2012-09-12 01:20:22 PM
Mancow.
 
2012-09-12 01:21:03 PM

Lurking Fear: I wonder if WND is hiring... I can write way better nonsensical crazy shiat than their third-rate authors.


You're up against some stiff competition from the Time Cube guy.
 
2012-09-12 01:21:16 PM
The words golden age progressive Republicans has become synonymous with stolidity and burlap underwear, in the same way that getting fat has become known as Taft.
 
2012-09-12 01:24:51 PM
Mancow is just pissed that nobody has ever given him a Lewinski without vomiting on his dick.
 
2012-09-12 01:24:52 PM
Man Cow

www.taosblue.com
 
2012-09-12 01:29:09 PM
I was educated by this article. I will now go place my tongue in a lathe and see what transpires.
 
2012-09-12 01:31:46 PM
Mancow is still around?!?
 
2012-09-12 01:32:43 PM
Great googly moogly

/they done lost it completely
 
2012-09-12 01:33:44 PM
by Mancow Muller

This has to be a f*cking joke.
 
2012-09-12 01:39:33 PM
Mancow Muller is to the elevation of American Political discourse and intellectual thought what Super Size fries are to the health and well being of the American people.
 
2012-09-12 01:39:33 PM
i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-09-12 01:41:09 PM
WTF?

They really have created a monster.

Nothing will stop it.

Well, maybe fire will.
 
2012-09-12 01:43:01 PM
photos.imageevent.com
 
2012-09-12 01:55:43 PM
What the??!?
 
I'm seriously speechless.
 
2012-09-12 01:55:51 PM
So...not at all? It doesn't surprise me that the Far Right doesn't get that only they are still hung up on Slick WIllie's BJ.
 
2012-09-12 01:55:52 PM
So when will WMD make the climactic deathcry?
 
2012-09-12 01:56:04 PM
And World Net Daily is synonymous with HERPA DEE DERPEDDA DERP DERP WooWooWooWooWooWooWooWooWooWoo NYAH NYAH NYAH GOD IS IN MY SALAD DRESSING! B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B!
 
2012-09-12 01:57:25 PM
I support the further greenlighting of WND articles to teach people what happens when you don't use reason. It can be educational.
 
2012-09-12 01:58:13 PM
As unemployed former morning zoo DJs go, so goes America.
 
2012-09-12 01:59:37 PM
i276.photobucket.com

You're the Mancow now, dog.
 
2012-09-12 02:01:32 PM
Praising the Dixiecrats?
 
2012-09-12 02:03:16 PM

Lurking Fear: I wonder if WND is hiring... I can write way better nonsensical crazy shiat than their third-rate authors.


That's why you'll never get hired, dude.
 
2012-09-12 02:03:26 PM
This kind of desperate, bass-ackwards insanity can be expect from political movements that have one foot in the grave due to their ideology being discredited and their core demographic dying off.
 
2012-09-12 02:04:25 PM

Pocket Ninja: When you write the words "in the same way" and then follow those words with something that is demonstrably untrue, what that actually does is make your entire statement untrue. If this was your point, then what you've managed to do is create an amusing irony, which can often serve as the launching point of satire. If this was not your point, you've pretty much failed to do anything.

I learned a long time ago to not click WND links, because there's nothing worth reading there, so I'm not certain which option is apropos here. But I've got a pretty good idea.


What are you talking about? Just the other day I was eating freedom fries at a Chick-fil-A with a friend telling them about the Lewinsky I got from someone I met through a wide stance at the airport. He congratulated me with a terrorist fist jab. Man, that Lewinsky was so good I'm probably going to Vince Foster some kittens tonight just thinking about it.
 
2012-09-12 02:05:01 PM
When I want insightful political commentary, I always turn to 3rd rate Howard Stern rip-off shock jocks.
 
2012-09-12 02:05:37 PM

Philip Francis Queeg: Praising the Dixiecrats?


Absolutely. They knew how to deal with those uppity presidential types.

And I wish this was sarcasm.
 
2012-09-12 02:05:56 PM
profile.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2012-09-12 02:05:58 PM
Someone is aiming for Beck's old job on Fox.
 
2012-09-12 02:09:57 PM
So I see we're all laughing at the Howard Stern wannabe has-been who wrote the steaming pile of excrement that is TFA. The guy fined repeatedly for indecency violations is railing against Democrats for 'perversion'?

*dismissive hand jerking motion*
 
2012-09-12 02:11:21 PM
groups.ultimate-guitar.com
 
2012-09-12 02:11:40 PM
Busy morning for derp today! 2 World Nut Daily links, 2 Faux News links, 1 American Thinker, and 1 from the Moonie rag. If there are any Clown Hall links in the queue, admins might want to pace themselves a little.
 
2012-09-12 02:15:41 PM
FTFA: When I was a kid I remember Democrats as being conservative and fighting for the rights of the "average" guy. Watching the Democratic National Convention, it was shocking to see the freaks and perverts that only stand for Marxist government control, Islam, abortion and transsexual special interests. It is important to look back at the history of the Democratic Party for a better perspective.

There is something oddly beautiful about this paragraph. I feel like that kid in American Beauty looking at Kevin Spacey's blood.
 
2012-09-12 02:17:45 PM
Don't have a Mancow, man!
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-12 02:18:15 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: FTFA: When I was a kid I remember Democrats as being conservative and fighting for the rights of the "average" guy. Watching the Democratic National Convention, it was shocking to see the freaks and perverts that only stand for Marxist government control, Islam, abortion and transsexual special interests. It is important to look back at the history of the Democratic Party for a better perspective.

There is something oddly beautiful about this paragraph. I feel like that kid in American Beauty looking at Kevin Spacey's blood.


The "average guy" Being a White Male Heterosexual Christians.
It's just so sad when they come out to admit BS like this so blatantly.
 
2012-09-12 02:19:03 PM
Mancow is just following in the footsteps of other wannabe shock jocks that couldn't cut it against the likes of Howard Stern and O&A and moving into "conservative" punditry -

Rush and Glenn Beck both did so with resounding success, so you can't blame the guy for trying - you can blame him for even failing at this transition however -
 
2012-09-12 02:20:49 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-12 02:28:54 PM

sweetmelissa31: Mancow is just pissed that nobody has ever given him a Lewinski without vomiting on his dick.


For he is a man that is a cow, you see
 
2012-09-12 02:32:32 PM
It's LewinskY not LewinskI.
 
2012-09-12 02:32:33 PM
I don't think I've ever heard Lewinski used that way.
 
2012-09-12 02:33:23 PM

Jackson Herring: For he is a man that is a cow, you see


j.wigflip.com
 
2012-09-12 02:34:19 PM

blahpers: I don't think I've ever heard Lewinski used that way.


You must not travel in the right circles. At the GOP convention, they renamed the restrooms "Lewinskis"
 
2012-09-12 02:35:03 PM

LarryDan43: Someone is aiming for Beck's old job on Fox.


Hopefully Mancow Muller gets the job and then he aims a .357 Magnum at his face in his quest to carry on the "R. Budd Dwyer" mantle.
 
2012-09-12 02:35:52 PM
Uh.

If I click that article and actually read it am I gonna die?
 
2012-09-12 02:39:11 PM

Vodka Zombie: Mancow is still around?!?


Yeah, I thought he would be shunned by the GOP after he was waterboarded as a stunt. And then said 'F that, this is torture!'
 
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