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(Gawker)   Kate Middleton is either pregnant or really hates the cheap wine you've been serving   ( divider line
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2012-09-12 06:36:39 PM  
2 votes:
Oh, and these just because I had them and are tangentially related.
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2012-09-12 06:26:51 PM  
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2012-09-12 02:55:01 PM  
2 votes:

AndyT13: Hey, isn't it technically Kate Mountbatten-Windsor now?

I'd Mountbatten her Windor, if you know I mean.

/that means I'd like to discuss economic policy over coffee and perhaps play Scrabble with her.
2012-09-12 12:42:39 PM  
2 votes:

Aarontology: Sometimes people don't want to drink.

Anyone who's not a sad alcoholic understands that.

As a sad alcoholic, I have to agree. That I don't understand that. Garcon!
2012-09-12 04:01:17 PM  
1 vote:

AndyT13: Who cares about Kate? PIPPA! Hey, isn't it technically Kate Mountbatten-Windsor now?

//doesn't care

No it is Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge
2012-09-12 03:36:19 PM  
1 vote:

Crotchrocket Slim: The Muthaship: In all the ways this thread could have sucked. This is the most boring.

Do something about it and post some pics of Pippa's ass if it bothers you so much.

If I felt like working, I wouldn't be here to begin with!
2012-09-12 03:16:26 PM  
1 vote:
She is a really pretty for a Brit. But damnit she needs some sammiches. 20lbs would be a good start.
2012-09-12 02:56:23 PM  
1 vote:

JackieRabbit: Toasting with water? Bad form! If she's preggers, she toasts with wine and takes only a small sip. She then puts the glass down and discreetly switches to water. Peasant.

Cup_O_Jo: Maybe she discovered she's allergic to sulfites.

Wine in most other countries does not contain sulfites. The chemical is added to wine shipped to the US, because Americans think that the brownish cast a wine take on as it ages is unappetizing.


Sulfites are used as part of the normal winemaking process everywhere.

The US has sulfite info on the label because the asthma lobby is strong here, and because people drenched salad bars with sulfites in the 1970s and there were lots of asthmatics flopping around like dying fish at the neighborhood Ponderosa.

/Certified sommelier, so I'm getting a kick, etc.
2012-09-12 02:46:29 PM  
1 vote:
look at all the farks i give about the royal family
2012-09-12 02:43:52 PM  
1 vote:
After a couple hundred years of inbreeding, I've gotta think any child born to the House of Windsor is going to be a retard anyway. Might as well knock a few back while you're pregnant, Kate.
2012-09-12 12:18:10 PM  
1 vote:
Maybe she's a soak and the Queen cut her off
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